Layla, if you don't come over to Sonny's apartment tonight, there's a good chance that I'll develop a stutter. P-p-p-please don't do this to me.
Sonny: Why you here? Corinne: I'm cleaning because you're useless. Sonny: And then what? You gonna go to your Hooters reunion? You guys sit around talking about whose ass hangs out of their shorts the most? Corinne: Atleast I can fit my ass into my shorts fatty.
"That's why we don't swim."
Jimmy: "I understand that to a certain extent but it seems like the more you're out in the sun swimming the darker your skin is gonna be. So it will be more likely that if you're darker you can swim." Man: "No."
When I was 35 years old, he attempted to give me a crew cut while I was sleeping one afternoon. I woke up, broke his arm, haven't seen him since. I'd rather live out on the streets instead of under his freaky ass rules.
They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.
"Oh Joan I have a tiny favor to ask you, they're doing construction in front of the building and my driver is going to be circling so if you can have one of the girls run down at 1:15 and flag them down…"
"Bills can win it here, Reich puts it down. The kick is on the way and it is good! And the Bills have won it! The Bills have won it! The Bills have won it! They win it 41-38! Incredible!"
"The Bills will burn Miami! All the Dolphins will dehydrate! Can't stop the Bills, Miami! Your face will relocate! The Bills will burn Miami!"
"The Bills make me want to shout! Kick your heels up and shout! Throw your hands up and shout! Throw you head back and shout! Come on now! The Bills are making it happen now! Stand up now and come on and shout! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Say you will! Shout it loud now baby! Say you will! Come on! Come on! Say you will...
"Gerard hands it off the Bret Taylor and he didn't get it. He got stopped at the 10 yard line, the Colts will take over."
"People let's party it down. The Bear are back in our beautiful town. The Bears are on the way, we're going to make them pay. The Bears are on their way, we're going to make them pay. That's right."
Ah, Binata, you're not listening - now I told you take that dog outta my kitchen, it just ain't sanitary. What's wrong with people bringing damn dogs up in folk's kitchen, that make no damn sense.
That bitch that made you tough Roscoe. You hungry as shit but that bitch that made you tough.
"This mattress is perfect for a white person or a black person."
"I am white and the Red House is for me."
Betty: Now see we tryin to bond with you and everything, welcome you in but you getting it twisted. You gettin me twisted, but don't get it twisted, this kitchen here is my domain, my domain this ain't no kennel. And this lab rat got to go, got to go. Do you hear me? Am I clear? I bites dogs.
Ah, God, that's liquid diabetes, you drink that?
Roscoe: The team of who? Audience: Me! Roscoe: Rely on yourself.
Clyde: Oh that's better than airconditionin right there boy! Betty: Feel that breeze?
Jamaal: Are you really the Sheriff? Otis: Hm mm, to serve and protect and occaisionally whoop ass.
Papa Jenkins: Been a long time Dr. Stephens. Roscoe: Dad, that's just a stage name. Papa Jenkins: Yeah I know.
You got your jewelry, you got your purse? Aight cause the boy can con Jesus.
Roscoe: Bianca, this is my country neck bone eatin brother Otis, the sheriff. Otis: Southern hospitality at your service.
Betty: Why am I having trouble reachin an orgasm? Roscoe: So you never been aced? Betty: Now I know how to get myself to the destination, I just need a captain to navigate the waters.
Man, eh, this that Tiger hoods man. You know me, I get my 9 holes in.
Reggie: There is a naked linebacker in our shower right now. Betty: Yeah you trying to find that white girl in here now you trying to sneak around and see some black meat. Reggie: Girl I ain't tryin to come in here to look at you. Betty: Well then hand my my feminine wash. Reggie: I can see why you can't keep a man ...
Otis: I know what it is. The black Paris Hilton gone sissified you off the pig, that's what's up. Roscoe: It ain't like that O. Reggie: Bullshit. You on that Hollywood shit, nigga please. See this swine? It's fine, divine, sublime and right... Reggie & Otis: On time.
Reggie: You got to lay off them Milky Ways and Doritos and tortillo chips. Betty: And your mother shouldn't have did them goddamn drugs when she was pregnant with you. That's what's wrong with your black ass. Reggie: God your titties are huge Betty. Betty: Look, Ima tell daddy, Ima tell my daddy that you are in here...
How many times must we take this disgrace Another Bears fan throwing insults in our face The Packers are the greatest team to ever play the game Even if from time to time they've been a little lame How could you ever love a team with Jim McMahon Not even Porky Pig was as big a ham The...
In seventeen and sixty six On the banks of the old Raritan A Dutchman's college in the sticks Oh, then began. The Revolution came, With a boom, boom, boom, And a zoom, zoom, zoom, With a boom, and a zoom, and a boom. But all through the shot and shell The Dutchmen, they fought like -- well The old Queens flag on...
March, men of Rutgers Down the field today. March to another score, Forward to the fray; Fight, men of Rutgers As in days gone by Fight! For the Scarlet Flag over the rest must fly. Keep Rutgers colors to the fore For they must win so fight, fight, fight! And we'll advance some more to score, The Rutgers flag flies...
Final score, Florida 52, Florida State 20. The Gators win the National Championship.
"The Gators have 8 seconds, time for a couple of plays. Third down, back Jackson, wide right, Bobby and Houston go wide left. 3rd and 10 28 yard line, dropping back to throw, pumps and fires the ball over the middle. It's good! He got a touchdown! He got a touchdown! The Gators have taken the lead! Unbelievable!"
"And that’s what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your education."
"Some of the most successful people in the world are the ones who’ve had the most failures. JK Rowling’s first Harry Potter book was rejected twelve times before it was finally published. Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team, and he lost hundreds of games and missed thousands of shots during h...
On, brave old Flor-i-da, just keep on marching on your way!… On, brave old Flor-i-da, and we will cheer you on your play! Rah! Rah! Rah!… And as you march a-long, we'll sing our victory song anew… With all your might Go on and Fight Gators Fight for Dixie's rightly proud of you… (Chorus) So give a cheer for the Oran...
I said this is Gator Country! I said this is Gator Country! I said this is Gator Country! I said this is Gator Country!
Tigers! Tigers! They've come to town, They fight! They fight! Call a first down, Just look them over, and how they can go, Smashing the line with runs and passes high and low. Touchdown! Touchdown! It's Tigers' score. Give them hell and a little bit more. Come on you Tigers, Fight them, you Tigers, Touchdown for LSU...
"I want to thank the members of this body for your efforts and your support in these last several months, and especially those who've taken the difficult votes that have put us on a path to recovery. I also want to thank the American people for their patience and resolve during this trying time for our nation."
"So tonight, I return to speak to all of you about an issue that is central to that future -- and that is the issue of health care."
"Well, the time for bickering is over. The time for games has passed."
"Madam speaker the President of the United States."
The plan I'm announcing tonight would meet three basic goals. It will provide more security and stability to those who have health insurance. It will provide insurance for those who don't. And it will slow the growth of health care costs for our families, our businesses, and our government."
This is BBC World News I am Jonathan Charles kept hidden for almost 2 decades and forced to bare children.
"The president had a chance, tonight, to take the government-run health care off the table. Unfortunately, he didn't do it."
"We can do better with a targeted approach that tackles the biggest problems. Here are four areas -- four important areas where we can agree, right now. One, all individuals should have access to coverage regardless of pre-existing conditions. Two, individuals, small businesses and other groups should be able to joi...
"The fact is, even before this recession hit, the savings rate was essentially zero, while borrowing had risen and credit card debt had increased. Many were simply struggling to stay afloat as incomes were stagnant – or falling – and jobs were scarce; that’s important to remember. But there were also those who spent...
Tap your heels together three times and think to yourself, there's no place like home.
The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch. It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch. Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch.
There's no place like home.
Scarecrow: They tore my legs off and they threw them over there. Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there. Tin Man: Well that's you all over. Lion: They sure knocked the stuffins out of you didn't they. Scarecrow: Don't stand there talking, put me together, we've got to find Dorothy.
"This is our chance to march forward. I cannot promise you that the reforms we seek will be perfect or make a difference overnight. But I can promise you this: if we pass health insurance reform, we will look back many years from now and say, this was the moment we summoned what’s best in each of us to make life bet...
"Each and every day in this country, Americans are grappling with health care premiums that are growing three times the rate of wages and insurance company policies that limit coverage and raise out-of-pocket costs. Thousands are losing their insurance coverage each day."
Mágica luna by: the pancakes FIRST PUBLISHED IN “ORIENTAL PEARLS” – PAN WAN CHING 1961 *SPANISH
You wouldn't know nothin about this, this black problems.
Elroy: That's fosache you steppin on. Mr. Jones: Versace, you can't even spell Versace. Elroy: Fosache, f o, sache.
She had a little pudge on her stomach but I ain't pay no attention to it. I thought it came from drinkin 40s and shit cause she had a little beer on her breath - come to find out she's six months pregnant.
That's wrong esse, that's wrong, he did nothing to you.
"The interest that you generate through popularity and music will allow you opportunities to be the face of actual companies."
"This is taboo, it's almost like selling out. 5 years ago what was great business from a heart perspective now would be you absolutely going in the opposite direction of what they think is cool."
"I mean the way has changed like you were saying. Technology is absolutely shifting things."
Joel is messed up on drugs and wants to know what it's going to do to him.
"That is messed up."
"Then, the witch hunt began and it seemed like one negative story after the other was coming out about Michael. I felt his pain. I know what it's like to walk down the street and feel like the whole world has turned against you. I know what it's like to feel helpless and unable to defend yourself because the roar of...
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset She's going off about something that you said She doesnt get your humour like I do I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like And she'll never know your story like I do But she wears short skirts, I wear t-sh...
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be. Whisper words of wisdom, let it be. And when the broken hearted peo...
"In the late 1990s Swayze says he made a conscious decision to take fewer blockbuster roles. Instead he spent time on his horse ranch in Southern California."
"There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness."
"Tell us about your day, have you had a tough day today?"
"After this I need to take some time off and analyze how I'm going to make it through this life; how I am going to improve because I am a celebrity and it's something I have to deal with."
"Thank you for honoring this commitment a lot of times people…things happen, they kind of back out at the last minute or they have a publicist or someone call and say I'm sorry my client is not available so thank you for coming and doing this in light of all the things that are going on."
Moving guy: Hey Mac, which way to Redbud? Mac: How'd you know my name was Mac? Moving guy: Just guessed. Mac: Then why don't you guess your way to Redbud.
Andy: Sheriff's office please. Operator: You gotta get up earlier in the morning than that Farmer, I know the sound of two pennies being dropped into a jelly jar when I hear it.
Barack Obama: ‘Cause I remember last time there was the fly thing that was the highlight…" Reporter: That worked out well for you, you were a ninja." Barack Obama: "Not really, except PITA."
"I thought that was really inappropriate. You know I mean it’s like she’s getting an award what are you butting in."
"The only thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill."
"We've got entirely too many troublemakers here."
"Thanks for the drugs Dean."
There's a ghost with a hope. And it says make the most of this all. And it tells you to follow the road, but you've done it all wrong. There's a vision made clear by the ghost ever near to us all. Is this who we are, is this who we are? Oh I know it so much better than you do. Is this who we are, is this who we ...
Elizabeth: They installed the kitchen phone while we were gone. Andy: Well thank God something has gone right today. Does it work? Elizabeth: I don't know, I didn't try it. Andy: Why not? Elizabeth: I didn't have any change.
"You know today was a tough day, I didn't play my best. I felt like I had more errors today than all my matches combined and it was just really tough out there for me."
Affordable, quality care within reach for the tens of millions of Americans who don’t have it today. Stability and security for the hundreds of millions who do. That’s the reform we seek.
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