"This is the moment when we most defeat terror and dry up the well of extremism that supports it."


"Trade has been a corner stone of our growth and development."

This Moment

"What we do with this moment."


"Will we reject torture and stand for the rule of law?"

Try to clean up Government

"Oh imagine that! Yea try to clean up government."

Time For Change

?We know that the time for change has come.?

Tragedy Struck

?Then tragedy struck.?


?He was thirty years old.?


?Tragedy tests us.?

Try to clean up Government

"Oh imagine that! Yea try to clean up government."

Try to clean up Government

"Oh imagine that! Yea try to clean up government."

Try to clean up Government

"Oh imagine that! Yea try to clean up government."

Try to clean up Government

"Oh imagine that! Yea try to clean up government."

This thing

"Seinfeld was 22 minutes because of the commercials, and this thing is 30 minutes."

Telling me

"So you're telling me you're a Jew?"

Two shows

"Get the casting director involved and get sets built, so usually we did two shows in a row."

The Contest

"I know in Seinfeld, The Contest got the most attention."


"For that."


"Again we return to the, my theme of masturbation."


"It was about a 14 year-old kid being caught by his mother and put on trial."

Three words

"I remember being struck by those three words because they said so much to me."


"The title actually said something."

Throw out

"Throw out ideas and jokes and all that."

Total control

"If I was doing, or you know, Jerry and me, we'd work together, and so we had total control of the show."

Try to clean up Government

"Oh imagine that! Yea try to clean up government."

Terrific Audience for Me to Poop On

"I've got to go, but you've been a terrific audience, for me to poop on."

Triumph on Star Wars Nerds

"Together we can make the new millenium a prosperous one, for me to poop on."

Therapy Probably is the Best Thing

"Therapy is probably the best thing… for me to poop on."

The Crocodile Man

"Here in Australia, they call me the Crocodile Man."

The Prozac

"Here we go... Here comes the Prozac."

Trust Only Blood

"You rely only on family... You trust only blood."

Thank god

"Thank God for that, hah?"

The success of the evacuation

"But the success of the evacuation plan helped mitigate the impact if the city does flood. There's not nearly as many people there that could be affected as it was during Katrina."

The coordination on this storm

"The coordination on this storm is a lot better than during Katrina."

The reason I bowled

"It is true that my bowling score left something to be desired. The reason I bowled though, wasn't to try to get votes. If I had been tryin' to get votes, I promise you I would have been avoiding a bowling alley. The reason I was there was to campaign. And we had great fun."

Throw a punch

"I think it's fair to say that if I couldn't not only take a punch, but occasionally throw one, I wouldn't be sittin' here."

Tough battle

"This is gonna be a rough, tough battle."

They know how to campaign

"Republicans don't govern very well. But, they know how to campaign."

That's it for sports

"And that's it for sports."

That's what we do

"You're seeing Republican governors and... uh... I think in Republican states, doing a fabulous job of taking care of the citizens. That's what we... That's what we do."

Thank President Bush

"The teamwork among our states has been unprecedented. And I want to personally thank President Bush for his leadership."

That Will Not Work

"That will not work."

They Wanted Hillary

"I think they'd view that as condescending. They were behind Hillary. They wanted Hillary."

The big issue today

"The big issue today is power."

Turn back technology

"This power grid and the outage of the power grid will turn back technology in that state about 60 years. Which means you don't have internet working, you don't have television, you don't have running water."

The Job To Be The Leader Of The Free World

"This is the job to be the leader of the free world, okay?"

That's off limits

"I hope that anybody who is supporting me understands that's off limits."

They'd be fired

"And if I ever thought there was somebody in my campaign that was involved in something like that they'd be fired."

This Level

"There is nothing George Bush has done before or since that rises to this level."

The Words

"They didn't say to him, 'The second tower's been hit.' The words he heard, this is from Andy Card himself, were, 'The country's under attack.'"

The Country

"The country is under attack."

They Lie

"Yes, it's terrible that they lie."

The Curve

"Oh yeah, they're behind the curve."

Truth Serum

"I would certainly want to ask him, if he was, uh, had the truth serum in him. Don't you think you're in way over your head. Won't you just admit that."

They Win

"And yet they win election after election because they're better at selling the product."

Turn Around

"We all know what he did lie about, but I don't, I don't recall anything that was substantive that he told me a lie that I couldn't--that I was like, 'Wow, he really did a turn around on that one.'"

Talking About

"I'm talking about farm subsidies. I'm talking about pork barrel spending. I'm talking about raising discretionary income 25 percent."

That’s the vision we need

"He told them he would rather lose an election than see his country lose a war. That is the kind of courage and vision we need in our next Commander-in-Chief."

The man we need is John McCain.

"My fellow citizens, we live in a dangerous world. And we need a President who understands the lessons of September 11, 2001: that to protect America, we must stay on the offense, stop attacks before they happen, and not wait to be hit again. The man we need is John McCain."

The McCain-Palin ticket

"And I am optimistic about something else: When the debates have ended, and all the ads have run, and it is time to vote, Americans will look closely at the judgment, the experience, and the policies of the candidates, and they will cast their ballots for the McCain-Palin ticket."

That Many

"So we didn't even know there was going to be that many people."

Take Pics

"They wanted to take pictures as well."

That's All

"That's all."


"Its got to be timeless."

Those People

"I don't live by it like those people do."


"And I've been also doing a lot of theaters."

Too Early?

"That was Full House, we're allowed, it's not that early, right?"


"He takes my bathing suit. And takes uh, like a candy bar, from like the mini-bar. And puts it in it, in the 100 degree sun and melts it."

The Drowsy Chaperone

"Bob Martin wrote this thing and its about a guy whose agoraphobic, basically, and lives through this record album."


"But threats, new in kind or degree, constantly arise."


"Today, the solitary inventor, tinkering in his shop, has been overshadowed by task forces of scientists in laboratories and testing fields. In the same fashion, the free university, historically the fountainhead of free ideas and scientific discovery, has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research. Partly ...

Technological elite

"The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present -- and is gravely to be regarded. Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public pol...

Task of statesmanship

"The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present -- and is gravely to be regarded. Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public pol...


"Disarmament, with mutual honor and confidence, is a continuing imperative. Together we must learn how to compose differences, not with arms, but with intellect and decent purpose."

Thank you

"Thank you, and good night."


"Trouble is in the land, confusion all around."

The same

"The cry is always the same: 'We want to be free.'"


"That is where we are today."

The other day

"You know what happened the other day."

The issue

"There are thirteen hundred of God's children here suffering, sometimes going hungry, going through dark and dreary nights wondering how this thing is going to come out. That's the issue."


"Bull Connor next would say, 'Turn the fire hoses on.' And as I said to you the other night, Bull Connor didn't know history. He knew a kind of physics that somehow didn't relate to the transphysics that we knew about. And that was the fact that there was a certain kind of fire that no water could put out."

The greatness of America

"The greatness of America is the right to protest for right."

Turn us around

"And so just as I say, we aren't going to let dogs or water hoses turn us around, we aren't going to let any injunction turn us around."

That's power

"That's power right there."

Tri-state bank

"But not only that, we've got to strengthen black institutions. I call upon you to take your money out of the banks downtown and deposit your money in Tri-State Bank."


"We go down together."


"And some began to say the threats, or talk about the threats that were out. What would happen to me from some of our sick white brothers? Well, I don't know what will happen now. We've got some difficult days ahead. But it really doesn't matter with me now, because I've been to the mountaintop."

Thank you

"Thank you and good evening."


"Unlike most television programs, the performer hasn't been provided with a script."

Tax burden

"I have an uncomfortable feeling that this prosperity isn't something on which we can base our hopes for the future. No nation in history has ever survived a tax burden that reached a third of its national income."

Tax collector

"No nation in history has ever survived a tax burden that reached a third of its national income. Today, 37 cents out of every dollar earned in this country is the tax collector's share."

Traditional system

"Our traditional system of individual freedom is incapable of solving the complex problems of the 20th century."


"There should be no cause for worry because as long as they have the power to tax, they could always take away from the people whatever they needed to bail them out of trouble."

To this day

"To this day, the leadership of that Party has been taking that Party, that honorable Party, down the road in the image of the labor Socialist Party of England."

Two men

"This is a contest between two men."

Threat of bomb

"We cannot buy our security, our freedom from the threat of the bomb."

Time and space

"There's something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty."


"Thank you, dear friends."

That's why

"Because we're all Americans."

Too often

"When they look to Washington, all too often, they don't see their leaders coming together to tackle these problems."


"I think tonight we can say that President Washington was absolutely right."

Testifies to truth

"John McCain's whole life testifies to a great truth."

The smallness

"Only one of them has shown that courage and the capability to rise above the smallness of our politics to get big things done."

Take off

"Take off our partisan blinders and work together to get things done."

The one

"That one is John S. McCain."

The code

"That is the code that he will carry with him into the White House next January."

Trust me

"Trust me. God only made one John McCain."

Take them on

"She's taken on the special interest and the political power brokers in Alaska."

Ticket for change

"The real ticket for change this year is the McCain/Palin ticket."

Tough times

"We all know that these are tough times here at home."

The Nice Girls

"Now, are you one of the nice girls in 'Gossip Girl'? I mean, there aren't many."


"Beyond pointing out these general truisms, I shall confine my discussion to the general areas of Asia."

These peoples

"These peoples are rapidly consolidating a new force."

The Big Zero

"The Big O or as I like to say the Big Zero has missed his golden change. I think he will lose because of this."


"No man in his right mind would advocate sending our ground forces into continental China, and such was never given a thought."

The problem

"The problem basically is theological."

Tragedy of Korea

"The tragedy of Korea is further heightened by the fact that its military action is confined to its territorial limits."

This award

"But this award is not intended primarily to honor a personality, but to symbolize a great moral code."

Things they do

"These are some of the things they do."

Teach you

"They teach you to be proud and unbending in honest failure, but humble and gentle in success; not to substitute words for actions, not to seek the path of comfort, but to face the stress and spur of difficulty and challenge; to learn to stand up in the storm but to have compassion on those who fall."

Temper of the will

"They give you a temper of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions, a freshness of the deep springs of life, a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity, of an appetite for adventure over love of ease."

They just don't get it

"The truth of the mater is that the other party and John McCain don't get it. They don't get what Gabrielle is going through and they don't get what most of you are going through. They just don't get it."

Too much

"Let civilian voices argue the merits or demerits of our processes of government; whether our strength is being sapped by deficit financing, indulged in too long, by federal paternalism grown too mighty, by power groups grown too arrogant, by politics grown too corrupt, by crime grown too rampant, by morals grown to...


"The twilight is here."

The Corps

"But in the evening of my memory, always I come back to West Point. Always there echoes and re-echoes: Duty, Honor, Country. Today marks my final roll call with you, but I want you to know that when I cross the river my last conscious thoughts will be of The Corps, and The Corps, and The Corps."


"Tonight, therefore, I would like to answer some of the questions that I know are on the minds of many of you listening to me."

Take Care Of Your Waitresses

Stewart: "Young Brian Williams -- you'll be in St. Paul all week?" Williams: "Yeah, I'm here all week -- take care of your bartenders and waitresses."

The People Of New Orleans -- What Do They Think Of Sarah Palin?

"The people of New Orleans -- what do they think of Sarah Palin?"

Three American presidents

"Three American Presidents have recognized the great stakes involved in Vietnam and understood what had to be done."

Too long

"I deeply believe that the war in Vietnam has gone on too long and delay in bringing it to an end can benefit no one, least of all the people of Vietnam."

Toward peace

"Let history record that at this critical juncture both sides turned their face toward peace rather than toward conflict and war."

The umbrella of this church

"The umbrella of this church here where god is going to send you from this church. Believe me I know what I'm saying."

The father of glory

"That the god of our lord Jesus Christ, the father of glory, may give to you a spirit of wisdom and of revelation in the knowledge of him."

They Blow It

"Every time Republicans do that, because it's not where they live and it's not what they're good at, they blow it."

They're All Bummed Out

"They're all bummed out."

This Is Cynical

Murphy: "You know what's really the worst thing about it? The greatest of McCain is no cynicism? And--" Todd and Murphy: "This is cynical."


"There can now be no longer any question that progress in negotiation depends only on Hanoi?s deciding to negotiate -- to negotiate seriously. I realize that this report on our efforts on the diplomatic front is discouraging to the American people, but the American people are entitled to know the truth -- the bad ne...


"Instead of teaching someone else to do a job, we like to do it ourselves."


"Let me now turn to our program for the future. We have adopted a plan which we have worked out in cooperation with the South Vietnamese for the complete withdrawal of all U.S. combat ground forces and their replacement by South Vietnamese forces on an orderly scheduled timetable. This withdrawal will be made from s...

Timetable for withdrawal

"Our timetable for withdrawal is more optimistic now than when we made our first estimates in June."


"This is not a threat."

Taking the right way

"We have faced other crises in our history and we have become stronger by rejecting the easy way out and taking the right way in meeting our challenges."

This nation has no future

"This nation has no future."


"Tame the savageness of man and make gentle the life of this world."

The sun in the west

"If American really wants to change it's time to look for the sun in the west because it's about to rise and shine from Arizona and Alaska."

The American people

"The American people have always been the source of our nation's strength and they always will be."

The right course

"The right course is the one championed by Ronald Reagan 30 years ago, and by John McCain and Sarah Palin today."

Tyrannosaurus appetite

"The right course is to rein in government spending, lower taxes, take a weed-whacker to excessive regulation and mandates, put a stop to tort windfalls, and to stand up to the Tyrannosaurus appetite of government unions."

The hope of the earth

"President McCain and Vice President Palin will keep America as it has always been - the hope of the earth."

The most important election

"2008 is the most important election in our lifetime and we better get it right."

Top Gun

"As a young man, he joined the military...and being a 'Top Gun' kind of guy, he became a fighter pilot."

Too tough

"Then he ran for the state legislature and he got elected and nearly 130 times he couldn't make a decision. He couldn’t figure out whether to vote yes or no. It was too tough."

To be present

"For President of the United States it's not good enough to be present."

The new generation

"Governor Palin represents a new generation. She's already one of the most successful governors in America - and the most popular."

This is Not the Show!

"Hold it, no, no, no, this is not the show. That's not the show! We're doing a one camera show. And I turned and the room fell silent, and I looked at some of the Castle Rock executives who produced the show and uhh what is he talking about?"

Theme Song

"Daa dana dana dana."

There's This Commercial

"My head, and then, I saw it again like 3 days later and I said to my assistant, I said, there's this commercial find out what that music is."

That Kind of Looks Like Fun

"Then I went to see The Producers, around the time I was starting to write that season. And I'm kind of watching the play and all of a sudden I am thinking, boy, that kind of looks like fun."

The Hardest Thing

"That's how I got that idea, but that was so hard to pull off I had the assistant choreographer came to my basement to do the dancing, to do the choreographed dancing. That is the hardest thing I have ever done in my life."

The Most Fun

"That was, I'd say out of everything, of all five seasons of the show, that last episode of The Producers that was the most fun that I've had."

Today, Livestrong day

"Ok, today is Livestrong day."

Think and work all the time

"Well number one I hope it does. I think about it all the time and I work on it all the time. And I think it will pass."

This disease is a terrorist

"And also remind our leaders that this disease is a terrorist and it's the number one killer in this country."

The Next President Of The United States, John S. McCain

"The next President of the United States, John S. McCain."

They Told Us That All Was Lost

"They told us that all was lost."

There Was No Hope For This Candidate

"There was no hope for this candidate."

They Overlooked The Caliber Of The Man Himself

"They overlooked just one thing when they wrote him off. They overlooked the caliber of the man himself."

The Sheer Guts Of Senator John McCain

"The determination and resolve and the sheer guts of Senator John McCain."

The Voters Knew Better

"The voters knew better."

There's A Time For Politics, And A Time For Leadership

"There's a time for politics and a time for leadership."

That Is Exactly The Kind Of Man I Want As Commander-in-Chief

"That is exactly the kind of man I want as commander in chief."

That's How It Is With Us

"That's how it is with us."

The Same Challenges, And The Same Joys

"The same challenges and the same joys."

Two Decades And Five Children Later, He's Still My Guy

"Two decades and five children later, he's still my guy."

This Is America, And Every Woman Can Walk Through Every Door Of Opportunity

"This is America, and every woman can walk through every door of opportunity."

They Love Their Country In Good Times And Bad

"They love their country in good times and bad."

To Leave This Nation Better Than We Found It

"To serve the common good, and to leave this nation better than we found it."

True Reform is So Hard to Achieve

"True reform is so hard to achieve."

Thanks, but No Thanks on that Bridge To Nowhere

"Thanks, but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere."

The Stakes For Our Nation Could Not Be Higher

"The stakes for our nation could not be higher."

Two New

"Our whole nation can be proud of the two newest members of the Supreme Court: Justice Sam Alito and Chief Justice John Roberts."

This is a Man Who Has Authored Two Memoirs, But Not a Single Major Law or Reform

But listening to him speak, it's easy to forget that this is a man who has authored two memoirs but not a single major law or even a reform - not even in the state senate.

That's out the widow

"They were selling themselves as the team, the ticket of experience, that's out the window. They were selling themselves as the ticket of steady habits, that's out the window."

Trust his instincts

"This is somebody who really governs the way John McCain would govern. And I think that's what he is looking for. And I think I certainly trusts his instincts. He knows a leader."

They Gestate Over A Period Of Months

"You see what happens with opinions on teen pregnancy is that they gestate over a period of months."

The Boys Are Picking On Me

"Are we going to have the president of the United States saying 'The boys are picking on me'?"

The Deep Sexism That Runs Through Society

"A man would never have had to go through this. It is the deep sexism that runs through society."

The People Who Think They're Helping Her By Playing This Gender Card Are Hurting Her

"The people who think they're helping her by playing this gender card are hurting her."

The Sexism Is So Deep

"The sexism! Is so deep!"

The right partner

"And I’ve found just the right partner to help me shake up Washington DC, Governor Sarah…"

Telephone pole

"But you know what? To get high on a hemp cigarette the cigarette has to be big as a telephone pole."

The environment

"But the environment can be protected by the market place and strict adherence to property rights."

The party of Lincoln

"We’re going to recover the people’s trust by standing up again for the values Americans admire. The party of Lincoln, Roosevelt and Reagan is going to get back to basics."

They can't stop us

"They can't stop us."


"But we also know that we live in the freest, strongest, most generous, and prosperous nation in the history of the world and we're thankful for that."


"John McCain's character has been tested like no other Presidential candidate in the history of this nation."

Tradition Continues

"The tradition continues. As I speak, John and Cindy McCain have one son who has just finished his first tour in Iraq."

Trouble Maker

"In high school in the Naval Academy John earned the reputation as a trouble maker."

Take Off

"John McCain was preparing to take off from the U.S.S. Forrestal for his sixth mission over Vietnam, when a missile from another plane accidently fired and hit his plane."

Two Days

"The fire on the Forrestal burned for two days."