Bastian's Father: I got a call from your math teacher, yesterday. She says that you were drawing horses in your math book. Bastian: Unicorns. They were unicorns. Bastian's Father: What? Bastian: Nothing.

Master: Us suffer bad. Us want justice. We want Thunderdome! Aunty: You know the law. Two men enter, one man leaves. Crowd: Two men enter, one man leaves.

Marv: Uh, what department is that again? Kent: Frankly, I'm not at liberty to reveal the particulars of the agency I work for and all that that implies.

Peter: Uncle Ben. Ben: What? Peter: You're a pretty great dad.

Jones: I'm actually gonna hop in the Armadillo, make some rounds. Smith: Jones, you know that the Armadillo is for head ranger use only.

Use your awesome might. Save me from this hopeless plight.

Yo, man, y... you know the rules. Us b... brothers d... d... don't get high.

I heard a good woman once say "Until all men are free, we're all slaves."

Up and down, all around, in and out, all about. Now they're back, side by side. Tell me, mister, where does she hide?

Nick Fury: Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on. Clear out the tech below. Every piece of Phase 2 on a truck and gone. Agent Maria Hill: Yes, sir.

Um, would it be all right if I took the roof instead of the door?

Kids: Uh oh! The policemen are here! Kids: Yeah, you're right. Kids: Hello, policemen! Hello, policemen!

Untie me and I'll kill all of you bastards!

Jeff: Uh, the big news from the party, though, ladies and gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby. Barry: For 13 hours.

College Guy #2: Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it? College Guy #3: Those are 'shrooms, dude! College Guy #1: Come on, man. Just eat it!

Ursula: Uh, do you have any more syrup? Waitress: Sorry, Urs. Ursula: Why couldn't they chug ketchup?

Uh, anybody want a corn dog? See if they got any chocolate bananas. Foster?

Up yours, asshole! You ain't worth a toss!

Buzz: Why won't it go? Green Aliens: Use the Wand of Power.

Unfortunately, the sword of Gryffindor was not Dumbledore's to give away.

Thorny: Does she have anyone over that maybe you call uncle? Arlo: Like Uncle Fred? Thorny: Uncle Fred? Who's Uncle Fred? Arlo: He's this crazy bird on tv.

Rabbit: Uh, 'cause you were doing 90 in a 65. German Woman: Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order.

Smy: Ursula, what the fuck? There's no T.P. in the bathroom. Ursula: What about the piece stuck to your shoe? Smy: What about the piece stuck to my shoe? Shit!

Uh, you're not going to go around the room straightening things and poking the fire again, are you?

Bile: Um... it could let in a draft? Henry J. Waternoose: It could let in a child!

Okay, look, I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.

Uh, are you done in there?

Ungrateful little tramp.

Uh... I get a time-out?

Uh, how about you, big fella? Snow cone?

This is great. You know, usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage.

Uh, I don't think you understand the magnitude of what you're dealing with here.

Upsy-daisy.

Undoubtedly, he is buried somewhere out there in the snow. We'll find him after the first thaw. That is, unless the animals didn't get to him first, which is a distinct possibility.

Um, are you aware that that's the most you've ever said to me at one time?

Cassidy: Well, I run things here, Harvey. Harvey Logan: Used to you did. Me now.

Thomas: Up the dog's ass, right? John: Yeah, up the dog's, not the fireman's ass.

Unless she's lost a lot o' weight... she was wearing someone else's fingerprints. She's... good.

Ugh. Professor Fuckwad.

Unless you came here to wipe my ass, I believe we're through.

Up in the pacific northwest as you can see they're gonna have some very, very tall trees.

Usually by the time I kiss a guy, I already know his mother's maiden name.

Up yours!

Uh-oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck. All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned.

Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand-new act to the show. Introducing Walter.

Uncanny, is it not? Worth every hour I spent posing.

Uh, sit up straight. Smile.

Electra: Uh, no, I can't shoot anybody. I can't do that. Rath: You almost shot me. Electra: I was aiming at the lamp.

Um, Marty, have you ever seen a moose before?

uh I forgot

Uh, actually, I'm busy. I'm gonna hook up with some young stud, get a little action.

Ugliest woman I've ever seen.

Uncles and aunts are very important to us, aren't they?

Uma vida de fé

Chris: Uh, listen, guys, I gotta go downtown. Brad, will you please watch Sara? Sara: No way! What if the house explodes?

Uh, that was really rude. Uh, take it back. Apologize.

Up the road a piece, there's an orchard.

Uh, I can squeeze it in between Bell's cat and lunch, I guess.

Louden: Uh, sir, how dangerous is this person? Mr: Worthington: Her bark is much worse than her bite. Lousen: Does she bite, sir?

Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capability indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.

Ultra magnus, it...It is to you, old friend... I shall pass the matrix of leadership as it was passed to me.

Uh-huh, but look at it, mom.

Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits.

Utivich, cuff the Colonel's hands behind his back.

You know, Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass.

Unless, of course, he is a complete and utter moron.

Under Lincoln... we became one nation.

Um, bring a t-shirt and jeans tomorrow, okay?

Just unplug the goddamn thing! Jesus Christ!

Um...Longitude. And the other thing... Latitude, right?

Unknown. How am I supposed to know what unknown means? It means unknown. That means nobody knows what it is.

Uh-uh-uh. Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet, I will deport you.

Uh, say, could you break a 20? Driver didn't have any change.

Uh, well, I usually get air sick, Sir, especially when it's bumpy.

Morales: Where you from? Rick: Up the road a ways.

Unicorns, dragons. She's into all that stuff. But mermaids, they rule.

Look, until now I always came here by myself in and out, grab a few things, no problem.

Unicron, why did you torture me?!

Unexpected this is. And unfortunate.

Uh, eating in an office is just... just too officious.

Claudia: Um, what are you looking for? Jim: Claudia... Why don't you let me handle the questions and you handle the answers, ok?

Ian: Uh, because, Sarah is out of town. Karen's fantastic, though. She said she'll take you horseback riding, to the movies. You're going to have a fantastic time. Kelly: Stop saying "fantastic." Where are you going, anyway?

Bill: Uh-oh, we're late! Ted: For what? Bill: For school, dude! Ted: Oh, yeah.

Andie: Unattached? Ben: Currently. Andie: Likewise. Ben: Surprising. Andie: Psycho? Ben: Rarely. Andie: Hmm. Ben: Interested? Andie: Perhaps. Ben: Hungry? Andie: Starving. Ben: Leaving. Andie: Now? Ben: Mm-hmm.

Life mus' suck for you.

Stop it. Stop crying. Use your dick.

Murdock: Under no circumstances are you to engage the enemy. Rambo: I'm supposed to leave them there? Murdock: I repeat, do not engage the enemy.

Co: That why they pick you? Because you like to fight? Rambo: Um... I'm expendable.

Uh, that's not what I had in mind.

Uh... We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Uh-huh. Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd, investigating some malfeasance. And I was just wondering if you'd had any new vehicles stolen off the lot in the past couple of weeks? Specifically a tan Cutlass Ciera?

Um, you been to the celebrity room before? With other, uh, clients?

Uh, what's with the snit sisters?

Bunny: Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. Dude: Oh, that must be exhausting.

uriban

Yeah. You see, unlike most dragons, he can't breathe fire or fly. Sad, really.

Uh, is there anyone here with allergies?

Uh, for those who do have allergies, um, you can request a foam-rubber pillow.

Lori, under the cars. Carl, Sophia, get down now.

Unfortunately for you, the line your crossed was real, and the plants you brought with you were illegal. So, your bail is $20,000.

Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

Lloyd: Uh... What is the "soup du jour"? Waitress: It's the soup of the day. Lloyd: Mm-hmm... That sounds good. I'll have that.

Used to be a bunch of us. 25 at one point.

Buddy: Uh-oh. Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas carol. Jovie: Go away.

Judge: Until that time, I hereby grant joint legal and physical custody......of Sophie Christina Novak to Holly Berenson and Eric Messer. Eric: That's it? You're not gonna ask us anything? How do you know we're not drug dealers or pimps? Holly: Ha! Judge: Are you drug dealers or pimps? Holly: No, ma'am. No.

Maude: Uli Kunkel? Her costar in the beaver picture? Dude: You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?

Reading Roundtable

Um... Ha ha! Are you religious?

He he he

Um, if you're taking off, could you at least leave the money on the nightstand?

Um, the added bonus is that I now know you're a male whore.

Unfair to the payer... But not to the payee.

Usually I take the contracts to the bank, last night I didn't.

intro

intro

Morris: If there's anything I can help you with, uh, I'm your dog. T.K.: Oh, get the fuck out of here, man. Is that the new 993 Turbo?

Um, count to 100. Thank you.

Cher: Uh, no, Hamlet didn't say that. Heather: I think that I remember Hamlet accurately. Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.

TK: Lucky move. Boyd: Unlucky face.

Under your tutelage, she's exploring the challenging world of bare midriffs.

Gracie: Uh, you got a little problem. Eric: What? She's perfect. Gracie: Look to the left. Down, down, down. There you go. Eric: "On maternity leave"? That's not going to work. Gracie: Not unless it's the miss lamaze pageant.

Up the flagpole with the convention! Come on...

Uh Raquel, so many go to bed hungry in this nation, yet cat food is full of tuna! I can't help but think each time I go to the zoo and see those porpoises, crammed into those tiny tanks, what a waste that is. Butcher half of them now! That's hundreds of pounds of dolphin meat that can be fed to our cats, freeing up ...

'We are the same. We are both safe. Underneath the sycamore'

The Strokes

Barf: Uh-oh. I think we woke it up. Dot Matrix: Good-bye, folks. Let me know how it turns out. Princess Vespa: Come back here, Dot. Lone Star: Come on, we gotta keep goin'. Princess Vespa: We need you.

Uh...rubbing lotion... on a girl who, uh... could date anybody she wanted in the entire state of Florida.

Up, everybody, up! Move your butts!

Luke's Nephew (uncredited): Uncle Luke, why can't you have chains? Luke Jackson: John-Boy, let me tell you something. You know them chains ain't medals. You got them for making mistakes.

Banachek: Until these events, we had no credible threat to national security. Keller: Well, you got one now.

Zip it. Unveil the time portal.

"Use The Google!"

Unfortunately, this shithole has more fucking leaks than the Iraqi navy.

Underneath, it's a hyperalloy combat chassis-- microprocessor controlled, fully armored, very tough.

Uh, how did you know that I was her sister?

Uh, why don't you come inside?

Kyle Reese: Uh, is this enough? Sarah Connor: Yeah, it's enough. I don't want to ask where you got it.

legalità

B-Rad: Uh... y'all never been robbed? Korean Man: Sure. Last week we're 54 time. But they were cool. No gun to head, never scream. You know, good people.

Utterly smashing! We'll do it again. I'm free Wednesday.

Useless, all of them.

Patrick: Uh, Velma? Do you have to go to the bathroom? Velma: No, I can't in this outfit.

Howard: Wh...? What does that mean, "more appropriate"? Katharine: Um, someone more... attuned to my needs.

Using my time machine, I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future.

Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Here she comes. This is the part I really like is when she does that shit with her hair.

Uh, "2 pounds of pot." Does that refresh your memory?

Erin: Um...What's your name? Teenage Girl: They're all dead.

Um...Who's dead?

Old Monty: What do you want? Erin: Um...are you the Sheriff? Old Monty: Do I look like a Sheriff?

Upon entering the atmosphere, the hot ball of magma will strike and melt the polar icecaps.

Uh, when's the wedding?

Ubi Caritas - National Honor Choir

Yogurt: Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr. Use the Schwartz! Lone Starr: I can't. I lost the ring. Yogurt: Forget the ring. The ring is bupkis. I found it in a Cracker Jack box.

Unfortunately, he still seems to be posing, so we've taken it upon ourselves to plan a drive-by shooting next.

Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names.

Doctor Worley: Uh, just how did you get back from Oz? Dorothy: With my ruby slippers.

Doctor Worley: Uh-huh. And exactly, uh, how did that work? Dorothy: You put them on and you click the heels three times, and then you said, "there's no place like home."

Dorothy: Uh, what's that? Billina: Oh, I was just tryin' to lay my egg, that's all.

When you want somebody dead, you drive by and shoot them. You don't risk the time it takes to do this, unless the act itself has meaning.

Tracy: Um, please, have a seat. If you'd like. Would you like something to drink? Somerset: Uh, no. No, thanks. I'll wait.

Um, there is one more thing, Mrs. Treborn, I feel bad even mentioning.

Uh, about that essay I missed last week, we're still okay with the extension, right?

Um, did you remember to bring those home movies that we used to make?

Unlike the cruel Leonidas, who demanded that you stand, I require only that you kneel.

Under international maritime law, anything that's found in international waters belongs to the finder. Okay? That is the law.

Uh-uh. Half now, half later.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is.

Uncle.

Demo

Demo

Demo

Uh, hey. If there's anything you need, you know, broads, a blow, just dial "O," eh.

Juan: Unfortunately, the lady was no longer there. Heather: What did you do? Juan: I introduced myself to the lady that was there.

Usually when somebody trashes a car, we get photographs.

Unless Mr. Kane makes up his mind by tomorrow that he's so sick he has to go away for a year or two, Monday morning, every paper in this state, except for his, will carry the story I'm going to give them.

Uh oh.

Horne: "That's what they decided as a minimum in the Federal form, but they did not say that we could not ask for additional information."

Unless you'd rather be alone. I don't want to be in the way.

Richard: Up the ramp. Quick! Regina: Oh, my God. Richard: It's all right, honey. Don't look down. It's all right, son.

Enough! Uncle problem with Miyagi, not with boy.

Uncle, uncle, I thought you were dead. I thought you were dead.

Unless, of course, you want to stay here in this loser existence while your daughter grows up to be a fluffer in her new daddy's videos.

Stan: Used a logic bomb, dropped it through the trapdoor. Ginger: No, you didn't. You didn't have time.

Unless, of course, it's not possible. But, uh, you think about it.

Daniel: Well thanks, um, I'll see you soon. Jessica: How soon? Daniel: How soon? Well, I don't know. Uh, busy tonight? Jessica: No.

Stan: Uh, can I borrow your car for, uh, something I need to do? Ginger: Sure. There you go.

Uphold the honor of Alcatraz.