We've got all the government we need!

Government Guy: "We're with the government."Tick: "Oh, no thanks. We've got all the government we need!"

Welp, time to go to bed.

"Welp, time to go to bed."

Well, this is disappointing.

"Well, this is disappointing."

Who's that

"Who's that Pokemon?"

What are we supposed to do

Character 1: "What are we supposed to do, ad lib?" Character 2: "No, I think we are supposed to make it up as we go along."

Writer's block

Character 1: "Maybe the script writers have writer's block" Character 2: "It's probably all that cheese they are eating. It seems like every other day someone is rolling a big 50 pound block of cheese in there... cheese will block you up."

What is the hold up

"Sweet mother of GOD! What is the HOLD UP?"

Who's running

"Who's running?"

What matters is deciding to get on

Conductor: "One thing about trains. It doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on."

We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod.

"We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod."

Why the hell didn't you tell me that from the beginning?

"Why the hell didn't you tell me that from the beginning?"

What am I even looking for?

Scully: "What am I even looking for?" Mulder: "I don't know."

When I'm a Man

Brad: "When will I know when I'm a man?" Tim: "Your Mom and I will TEll you!"


"buzzer sound" Tim and Al: "Wrong!"

Why do you keep staring

"Why do you keep staring at me?"

What have I done to deserve this

"What have I done to deserve this?"

When I give my word

"When I give my word I expect YOU to keep it"

Whee doggie

"Whee doggie"

When is my ship gonna come in

"All your life you're beefin' and screaming when is my ship gonna come in, when is my ship gonna come in. Well here it is, .. the Queen Mary"

Welcome home again

"Hi I'm Bob Vila, welcome home again"

What's a matter with everybody

"What's a matter with everybody, everybody's' so grumpy in the mornin' around here!"

Why don't you answer me

"Lucy, why don't you answer me?"

What about you Meathead?

"What about you meathead, didn't I give you a direct order?"

We ain't gonna get no supper outta you

Archie: "Well ya know who I think you should call?" Edith: "Who?" Archie: "Chicken Delight Edith, cause we ain't gonna get no supper outta you!""

We gained a meathead

"It looks like we lost a daughter, but we gained a meathead."

Why don't you fix it Meathead

"So why don't ya fix it Meathead, hah?"

What you see

"Well that's what it looks like I know, but how do you know that what you see, is all there is?"

Will march on

"Tomorrow night a new moon will rise and the march of the march of shame will march on."

Would it make you feel better if they were pushed outta windows

Gloria: "65 percent of the people murdered in the last 10 years were killed by hand guns" Archie: "Would it make you feel any better little girl if they was pushed outta windows?"

What you see is what you get

"Well, what you see is what you get."

Why can't I have candy

"Why can't I have a candy bar?"


"Warning, warning."

What is your face doing

"What is your face doing?"



What is wrong

"What is wrong with you?"

Went better

"That went better than I could have possibly imagined."

What am I doing here

"Narf, what am I doing here?..... Narf?"

What's tonight's plan

"What's tonight's' plan to take over the world, Brain?"

work work work work

Well that's because you're an idiot

"Well that's because you're an idiot."

What the fuck you doing you little piece of shit

"What the fuck you doing, you little piece of shit?"

What's going on?

"What's going on?"

What the hell is going on here?

"What the hell is going on here?!?"

What the hell is email?

"What the hell is email?"

Who, the Soup Nazi?

"Who? The Soup Nazi?"

What the f@#! am I talking about?

"I should have known the territor didn't mean us any harm when the sword of Omens didn't obey me. And anyway, it was just plain stupid to assume it might be bad…just what the fuck am I talking about?"

Want to see your tits

"I want to see your tits, my dear."

Well it sucks

"Well it sucks!"

What's up diggity dog

"So what's up, diggity dog?"

Want a piece of me, you got it

"You want a piece of me? You got it!!!!"

Why So Serious

Why are you hiding

Joey: "Why are you hiding from everyone?" Nick: "It has something to do with being generally hated right now." Joey: "But it's your job to be generally hated." Nick: "It's more complicated then that, Joey." Joey: "You're just making it more complicated so that you can feel sorry for yourself. Like you always said, "...

When do you sleep

Nick: "Jeff, when do you sleep?" Jeff: "Sunday."

We're really fucked

Polly: "...You didn't tell her about us, did you?" Nick: "Who?...Heather? No… I mean, maybe in passing." Polly: "In passing." Bobby: "Oh God, he fucked her. I tried to warn you." Polly: "Hey, he didn't fuck her. You didn't fuck her did you?... When?" Bobby: "In passing." Nick: "Look, she's a really nice girl." Bob...

Worst possible Godfather

"I couldn't possibly think of a worse Godfather for Imogen. You know what I'm like, I'll drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until her 18th when I'll take her out and get her drunk. And possibly, let's face it, try and shag her."

Wounding my soul

Fiona: "I mean, he's a special - very, very special boy and he's got a special soul, and I've wounded it." Will: "Oh, please, just shut up. You're wounding my soul."

Won't last ten minutes

Draco: "My Father and I have a bet you see. I don't think you're gonna last ten minutes in the tournament... he disagrees. He thinks you won't last five!" Harry: "I don't give a damn, what your Father thinks, Malfoy. He's vile, and cruel...and you're pathetic."

Witness for the defense

"Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric...Brian...Dumbledore."

Who would want to attack you

Harry: "And how is theory supposed to prepare us for what's out there ?" Umbridge: "There is nothing out there dear. Who would you imagine would want to attack children like yourself?" Harry: "Oh, I don't know, maybe Lord Voldemort?"

Were you naïve

"Did you actually believe, were you truly naive enough to think that children stood a chance, against us."

Who we really are

"Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the power we choose to act on. That's who we really are."

Wacky Wild Kool-aid Style

"Let the wacky wild games begin. Wacky wild, Kool-Aid style."

We'll Leave the Light On

"We'll leave the light on for you."

Woo Hoo

"Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo."



Wassup Wassup

Guy 1 - "Wassup." Guy 2 - "Wassup."


"Warning, this video contains explicit material not suitable for children."

Where's the Beef? X 3

"Where's the beef?" "Where's the beef?" "Where's the beef?"


"Chewy chocolately crunchy munchy."

Wii Would Like to Play

"We would like to play."

We shall prevail

"We shall prevail."

Where's the beef?

"Where's the beef?"

What are you going to do

"Wh-what are you going to do?"

Wear this paper bag

"My parents are making me wear this paper bag on my head until I learn to stop making silly faces all the time. They really had it up to here with me."

Who is this?

"Oh, hello, who is this?"

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?

"I drink Dr. Pepper and I'm proud. I used to feel alone in a crowd. But now you look around these days, there seems to be a Dr. Pepper craze. Wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too? If you drink Dr. Pepper, you're a pepper, too. Ask any pepper and they'll say, 'Only Dr. Pepper tastes that way.' Be a pepper, drink Dr....

Wait a minute

"But hey wait a minute."

What do I do

"What do I do?"



White swallow bath house

"White swallow bath house."

Wait what?

"Yeah…wait what?"

What are you doing with your wiener

"What are you doing with your wiener out there dad."

Who did you expect Shaquille O'Neal?

"Who did you expect Shaquille O'Neal?"

World's worst dog

"There's nothing like the experience of raising your first dog. Of course that kid is not even me. That's me and that crazy hound that I'm chasing is more like the world's worst dog."

Whose dog is that

"Whose dog is that?"

Wipe his ass

Frank: "You gonna get an autographed picture and kiss it every night before you go to bed?" Rudy: "What is your problem?" Frank: "Or maybe he'll give you permission to wipe his ass."

What do you say men

"We're gonna go inside, we're gonna go outside, inside and outside. We're gonna get 'em on the run boys and once we get 'em on the run we're gonna keep 'em on the run. And then we're gonna go go go go go go and we're not gonna stop till we get across that goal line! This is a team they say is...good; well I think we...

Will you marry me

Gomez: "Will you marry me please?" Tom Brady: "Wow."

Wold champions

"World fucking champions."

Worst driver

"Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in Nascar."

What the hell

"I see, I see…nitro. What the hell!"

We are not a charity

"We are not a charity."

What else do you want to know

"What else do you want to know."

Why did you take that

Alvin Mack: "And you're gone for three? What the hell did you take that shit for?" Steve Lattimer: "Nobody seemed to mind when I was laying people out!" Alvin Mack: "She*t, I bust chops too, you don't see me all fu**ed up!" Steve Lattimer: "Not everybody has your ability Alvin, you do what you do to play!" Alvin Mac...

Watch you die

"I'm gonna bust your gut open and watch you die!"

Whole season down the drain

"Shit, whole fucking season down the drain!"

Washing cars

Darnell Jefferson: "Darnell Jefferson, tailback." Ray Griffin: "Ray Griffin, *starting* tailback." Darnell Jefferson: "I know, that's why they recruited me." Ray Griffin: "The two boys they recruited before you are washing cars now."

Waiting for my turn

"We're just a bunch of drunks and fuck ups. It's what we do, it's in our blood. My dad and my uncles and my brothers we all drank and sooner or later we all fuck up. Sometimes I just feel like I'm waiting for my turn."

Wish you were never born

"Hey boys, listen. Jefferson here is going to be carrying this football on campus. Any one of you guys see him I want you to try to slap it out of his hand. Try to knock it out and recover it. If anybody, but you, returns this ball to me, you'll wish you'd never been born."

Watch a kid do an experiment

Regent Chairman: "This is not a football vocational school. It's an institute for higher learning." Coach Winters: "Yeah, but when was the last time 80,000 people showed up to watch a kid do a damn chemistry experiment? Why don't you stick the bow-tie up your ass?"

Wild man

"Where's that wild man that used to take charge of this team. Hell I know you ain't lost that. You are the only one these guys are going to follow."

We need you

"Look at me boy. We need you. We need you."

What a run

"Gonna run it himself. At the 10, the 5, touchdown ESU! What a run by Kane."

Wanting to be aggressive

"And I appreciate these safety's wanting to be aggressive but that's exactly…you see it in the NFL on Sundays, you just can't do that."

Wings take dreams

"We want to promote families in America. Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

Welcome your majesty back

"The American people are proud to welcome your majesty back to the United States. A nation you've come to know very well. After all you've dined with 10 US presidents."

We put in more troops

"And that's what we do, we put in more troops to get to a position where we can be in some other place."

Will not have an all-volunteer army

"We will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!"

What's my name?

"What's my name?"

Winning is everything

"Winning is everything!"

Watching the game

"Now we came here today to remember six young men and sixty-nine others who will not be on the field with you today, but they will be watching. You can bet your ass that they'll be gritting their teeth with every snap of that football. You understand me?"

We are Marshall

"We are Marshall."

Weekly reminder

"Wouldn't be a game anymore Don. It would be a weekly reminder of what we lost."

We're not honoring them Jack

"We're not honoring them, Jack, we're disgracing them."

We can't win

"On the day that he died, he said, the only thing they judge us on, the only thing that counts is winning. Nothing else matters. So what do we do, how are we honoring their memory? We put together a team that doesn't win, can't win. Not this week, not this season. Heck maybe not ever."

Welcome the new head coach

"Ladies and gentleman, please welcome the new head coach of our Thundering Herd, Jack Lengyel."

What a dagger

"What a dagger to the heart of this Marshall team."

Wabash Cannonball Intro

Wabash Cannonball Long

Wabash Cannonball Short

What a block

"Whoa! What a block by Johnny Walker on Mike Dennis. Oh dear!"


"Time is rolling out down to 7 and a half minutes. Third down, Thompson throws completes it out…whoa…Johnson…whoa."

We Don't Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan Exert

"O, we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan."

We Don't Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan

"""O, we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan The whole state of Michigan, the whole state of Michigan We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, we're from Ohio We're from Ohio...O-H We're from Ohio...I-O O, we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan The whole state of Michigan, th...

What we do

"You all know what we do on three! 1! 2! 3! Woo!"

We are gladiators

"When we suit up we are gladiators. So don't talk to me about pain. Don't tell me about sacrifice."

What a read

"What a read from Colt McCoy and his number one receiver Quan Cosby."

What you have done

"Do you realize what you've done. What they've discovered."

What we must do

General Friedrich Olbricht: "It is too great a risk." Ludwig Beck: "It does not change what we must do."

What did you have in mind?

"What did you have in mind?"

Win for the little guy

"So it was a win for the little guy."

What a season

"The whole Utah team, fantastic game. We're so very proud of how you played. Congratulations, 13-0, what a season, what a victory."

What you looking at

"What you looking at old man."

What are you going to do

Man: "What are you going to do Walt?" Walt: "What ever it is…they won't have a chance."

Won't have a chance

"They won't have a chance."

Worthless bums

"You gonna end up like those worthless bums you hang with. Don't you see that."

We all make it

B.I.G. friend takes the wrap for a gun charge so that B.I.G. can go free.

What if I don't make it

"What if I don't make it."

What's the problem

"Okay, alright, alright, what's the problem with the computers."

Was that so hard?

"Done! Was that so hard?!"

Who's next?

"Who's next."

Was that so hard?

"See here where it says 4 and fl. That's 4th floor. That's where we are. We're on the 4th floor. That's it you pick that one. Was that so hard?"

What's wrong with this thing

Nick Burns: "What the hell is wrong with this thing?" Worker: "Oh, hey look everybody the great computer guy doesn't know what's wrong." Nick Burns: "I'll figure it out. Just trust me, I'll do it right here."

We got to move quick

Horatio: "We got to move quick. The tide is rising and we've got a sinking crime scene."

Worlds collide

Frank: "Got caught in the crossfire." Horatio: "That's what happens when worlds collide."

We're going to Brazil

"We're going to Brazil."

What? sucked on her titties?

We love our crew

"We love our crew. We love Lorney Mikes. My girl Marzy Cline."

What have you been doing since 2000

Bush: Jake, yeah, how you doin? Reporter: I’m good how you doing sir you? Bush: So what have you been doing since 2000? Nevermind Reporter: Working my way to this chair Bush: So you gonna be here for President Obama Reporter: I will, I will Bush: Pretty cool job Reporter: It’s not bad. Yours might be better ...

When the movie was over

"When my dad took me to that movie I remember it was bright day light but when the movie was over and we left it was dark outside. And you know to a six year old kid it was as if the power and the size of those CB images had made the nightfall.

Wrecking the real things

"My parents had this little Kodak 8mm movie camera in the house and so when no one was looking I took the camera and I filmed the last big train wreck and this is crazy, but it actually brought the same feeling of gratification watching that little home movie again and again instead of actually wrecking the real thi...


Wall St. got drunk and we got the hangover

So I wasn’t kidding when I said Wall Street got drunk and we got the hangover.

Welfare line

Man: "You know how met your mother? I saw her in line at the welfare office." Neil Patrick Harris: "Wait, so you were in line for welfare too?"

We need to feel the wonder

"It is I the magical Mr. Mistopholies. And here's my suggestions, we need to feel the wonder."


Wait for me

"Hey wait for me."

What's next Skeletor

"What's next Skeletor."

We don't need a wand

"We don't need a wand not with Faker here."

Wonderful exercise

"I love running at this time of the day. The best part of it is it's wonderful exercise."

Waited an eternity

"I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over Prime."

What's it like living under a bridge?

Kenneth: So Stewart, what is it like living under a bridge? Liz: Kenneth!!! Stewart: Hey Liz, I was just telling him about my new apartment in Williamsburg…under the bridge.

Wanna bet

"Wait, I still function." Starscream: "Wanna bet?"

Who are you calling inferior?

"Who are you calling inferior? Nobody would follow an uncharismatic boar like you."

Worst attack since Pearl Harbor

"That morning, terrorists took nearly 3,000 lives in the worst attack on America since Pearl Harbor. I remember standing in the rubble of the World Trade Center three days later, surrounded by rescuers who had been working around the clock."

When people live in freedom

"When people live in freedom, they do not willingly choose leaders who pursue campaigns of terror. When people have hope in the future, they will not cede their lives to violence and extremism."

We rose to meet them

"When challenges to our prosperity emerged, we rose to meet them. Facing the prospect of a financial collapse, we took decisive measures to safeguard our economy."

world today jan 16 2009

Why Copyright?

With Carl Fredricksen

"This summer Disney Pixar will take you on their next great adventure with Carl Fredricksen."

Why So Serious? ver. 1

"Why so serious?"

Why So Serious? ver. 3

"Why so serious?"

Why So Serious? ver. 2

"Why so serious?"

What if I'm the bad guy

"That's all superhero stuff right. What if I'm not the hero. What if I'm the bad guy."

We're different

"My family, we're different from others of our kind."

Witness 911 Call for Flight 1549

Oh, My God.

We go to earth together

Number 5: "So the question is where do we go from here. Woman: "We go to earth together."

We need to talk

"Bill, we need to talk. A lot of things I have to try to explain."

What am I?!

"If that's me lying there then what am I? What am I? What am I?!"

Why would she do this

"She kissed me 45 minutes ago. The joy in her eyes…so tell me why did she do this?"

We now have a choice

"Ladies and gentleman we now have a choice. We can either view this as a catastrophe or an opportunity. I, Lee Adama, ex-acting President, former commander of the obliterated Battlestar Pegasus, Apollo to my friends, I choose the latter. We are no longer enslaved by the ramblings of Pythia. No longer pecking at the...

Work hard

"Now, it falls to us to pick ourselves up, to reach for the promise of a better day, and to work hard every single day together to perfect our union once more."

Welcoming back our loved ones

"When we are welcoming back our loved ones from a war in Iraq that we've brought to an end, I will be thinking of our brave servicemen and women sacrificing around the world."

Will not be solved quickly

"We recognize that such enormous challenges will not be solved quickly. There will be false starts and setbacks, frustrations and disappointments. And we will be called to show patience even as we act with fierce urgency."

Wilmington Whistle Stop Tour Full Speech

"Thank you, Joe, for that welcome. And thank you, Wilmington, for giving us such a great send-off. It was just under five months ago that Joe Biden stood beside me on the steps of the Old State Capitol in Springfield to accept my invitation to run for Vice President of the United States of America. I chose Joe bec...

Who you think you talking too

"Who you think you talking to."

What a leader is all about

"You see that's what a leader is about. Sacrifice. The times he has got to sacrifice because he has got to lead by example, not by fear and not by self pity."

What the hell was that?

"What the hell was that?!"


We are midst of crisis

"That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood."

Well understood

"That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a ne...

We remain the most powerful nation

"This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth."

What the cynics don't understand

"What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them -- that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply."

What free men and women can achieve

"For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage."

We intend to move forward

"When the answer is yes, we intend to move forward."

When the answer is no

"When the answer is no, programs will end."

Watchful eye

"Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control."

We are a nation

"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers."

We seek a new way forward

"To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect."