"Whatever you do, don't miss."
"So tell me, what's become of my ship?"
"When I was a kid, I figured out right away: most companies pay people enough, so as they don't quit. People work hard enough, so as they don't get fired. You know, what's that?"
Rocky: "When do I fight again?" Michael: "Maybe two weeks. Gimme a call. The doctor should be in, in about 20 minutes."
"You wanna see your friend Moby Dick huh?"
Rocky: "Where's my lock? Who's stuff is this in my locker?" Michael: "It's Dipper's stuff. It ain't your locker no more."
"What you need is a manager. A manager, listen to me. I know, cause I've been in this racket for fifty years."
"What about my prime Mick! Atleast you had a prime! I ain't had no prime, I ain't had nothin. Legs are goin, everythings goin, nobody's getting nothin. Guy comes up offers me a fight, big deal. Wanna fight the fight, yeah I'll fight the big fight."
"You lay off that pet shop dane. Women weaken legs!"
Paulie: "You owe me!" Adrian: "What do I owe you??" Paulie: "You're supposed to be good to me!" Adrian: "What do I owe you Paulie?!? What do I owe ya?!? I treat you good, I cook for you, I clean for you, I pick up your dirty clothes. I take care of you Paulie! I don't owe you nothin!!!"
Lee: "They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in." Carter: "What do you mean blend in? I'm two feet taller than everybody in here."
Carter: "Wait a second man." Lee: "What?" Carter: "We can't go in there like this." Lee: "Why?" Carter: "We got to look fly." Lee: "What's mean fly?" Carter: "We got to mack out man. We can't go in there like this." Lee: "What does it mean, mack out?" Carter: "Follow me my Asian brother. I'll show you."
Carter: "Yeah, I'm gonna need black, 42 long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner here something from the kids department." Versace Salesman: "Okay, would you partner like to be wrapped in silk as well? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike." Carter:...
"Hey Ricky, how you doin'? Lee, I see you got everything under control. I'm gonna go downstairs and... god damn, what happened to Reign?"
Carter: "Damn! good kick Lee." Lee: "It was an accident." Carter: "That's okay. We'll just say he tried to catch a cab."
Gwen: "So I ask you, when you're dropping without a parachute. Or your store's being robbed. Or your house on fire. Who is it that breaks your fall, puts out the flames and saves your children?" Crowd: "Spider-man!"
Mary Jane: "Let me ask you something. When you kissed her. Who was kissing her, Spider-man or Peter?" Peter: "What do you mean?" Mary Jane: "You know exactly what I mean!"
"Where am I?"
Mary Jane: "Who are you?" Peter: "I don't know."
"You said a husband's got to put a wife before himself. I'm not ready."
Peter: "We can find a way to settle this." Eddie: "You're so right. I'm thinking humiliation. Kinda like how you humiliated me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me?"
Harry: "None of that matters Peter. We're friends." Peter: "Best friends."
"What's that all about?"
"Disdaining fortune, with his brandished steel which smoked with bloody execution."
Fred: "All that been x-rayed?" Evey: "Nope. They're filled with bombs." Fred: "Well, wait 'til commercials to set them off, okay?"
"I want everyone to remember why they need us!"
"At last, we finally meet."
"Die! (Fires his gun) Die! (Fires 'til empty) Why won't you die?! Why won't you die?"
"No one will ever forget that night and what it meant for this country. But I will never forget the man and what he meant to me."
"Why does anyone get married? Does it make sense to be with one person for your entire life? People change. They grow."
"Hey, why do bad things happen to good people Father? That's what I want to know. Where's that in your book?"
Kyle: "Are there any chicks you did have that you wish you had?" Tom: "You are like the worst best man ever."
"She ever hook-up with that yahoo?"
"I'm so glad I get to hear the phrase 'we'll dig out' on my honeymoon. Yeah."
"To me it looks like the whole world turned blonde."
"Ah no matter, whacko teacher attitude rest in fist. Stupid but fact or life."
Daniel: "What's that guy kneeling like that for?" Mr. Miyagi: "Don't know." Daniel: "Wait, don't you know anything you can tell me?" Mr. Miyagi: "Aye, don't get hit."
Daniel: "You know Mr. Miyagi, do you think I had a chance at winning?" Mr. Miyagi: "Win, lose, no matter."
Mr. Miyagi: "Had good chance." Daniel: "Well can you fix my leg with that thing you do?" Mr. Miyagi: "No need fight anymore. You prove a point!" Daniel: "What point? That I can take a beating?"
Warner: "I think we should break up." Elle: "What?!?"
Oh my God, what are you doing?
I worked so hard to get into law school. I blew off Greek week to study for the LSATs. I even hired a Coppola to direct my admissions video. All to get my boyfriend Warner back and now he's engaged to this awful girl Vivian. So it was all for nothing. And I just wish… I just wish I had never gone to Harvard.
Wow! Don't you look like a walking felony.
Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, 'I think I'll go to law school today.'
Elle: "Warner, what kind of shoes are these?" Warner: "Uhh…black ones." Elle: "See?" Professor Callahan: "What are you talking about?" Elle: "He's gay, he isn't Brooke's lover, he's making it up!"
She entered the Beta Delta Pi wet t-shirt contest where she was completely hosed down from head to toe.
Draco: "You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there." Harry: "I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks."
Hermione: "That's totally barbaric!" Ron: "That's wizard's chess."
"Next to him who would suspect p-poor st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell?"
Jamie Bennett: "I love you, even when you're sick and look disgusting." Jamie's Girlfriend: "I know, now go!"
"Hurry up big boy! I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie comes home."
"Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?"
Rufus: "You won't regret it, sir." Harry: "Wanna bet?"
"Come. Let's get pissed and watch porn."
"Which translates as woman with massive bottom."
Michael: "Thank you." Chinese Restaurant Owner: "Welcome."
Frank: "For Christ's sake, Ritchie, I can't hear myself think. What's wrong with you?" Ritchie: "I don't know."
"I'm sorry but I've waited all my life to find someone I love as much as I love you. And I'm just not gonna let this or anyone come between us. Not Vito the Butcher or Vinnie the Baker or anyone involved in any kind of food preparation. That's it; end of story."
Frank: "I'm sorry Michael, I’m confused, what's the problem?" Michael: "Haha well Mr. Graziosi wants me to auction it for $50,000. No one.. I mean people would pay $50,000 just to avoid being in the same room as this thing."
"So, I mean, what's the matter with you? I thought you'd be happy."
Tourist Woman: "It's a wonderful city, and everyone's been so friendly and courteous, I don't know why they talk the way they do about New Yorkers." Frank: "Get the hell outta here." Tourist Woman: "Well damn."
"You look just like a Mafiosi. We call him Al Capone."
"Oh excuse me, but I rather think you're wilting, old boy."
John: "Yeah or we could just keep the old ones, then we don't have to change a thing." Jane: "We talked about this, you remember?" John: "Yeah, I remember. I remember because we said we'd wait."
Sorry… where's the can around here?
Do you know what happened to bad boys? They get punished.
I want to know who that bitch is!
Eddie: "What the hell happened to you?" John: "My wife."
I like where your head's at man.
John: "Mom, we're on high alert here! I almost killed you right there, you do not even realize!" Eddie's Mom: "Never mind."
Who's your Daddy now?
Jesus, where's the trust?
Web of lies!
John: "Who was that kindly fellow who gave you away at our wedding?" Jane: "Paid actor."
"This was the worst Samba I've ever seen I think. It's just bad. It's bad."
"In my wildest dreams I never could have phantom any of this happening."
Benjamin: "Who are you people?" Jane: "Shut up!"
Alright, so it's a crap marriage. Alright. I'm a mess and you're a disaster. We're both liars.
Let's call this what it is? Jesus Christ.
Livingston: "Don't don't touch that." FBI Man: "Why not?" Livingston: "Uh, do you see me grabbing the gun out of your holster and waving it around?"
"Ah terrific! It will be nice working with proper villains again."
Rusty: "What's with the orange?" Saul: "My doctor says I need vitamins." Rusty: "So why don't you take vitamins?" Saul: "You come here to give me a physical?"
Virgil: "He went through at 10:44." Turk: "10:46. Get a watch that works."
Turk: "Watch it, bud." Virgil: "Who ya calling bud, pal?" Turk: "Who ya callin' pal, friend?" Virgil: "Who you callin' friend, jackass?" Turk: "Don't call me a jackass." Virgil: "I just did call you a jackass."
Rusty: "Tell me this is not about screwing the guy who's screwing your wife." Danny: "Ex-wife."
We're in Barney. Barney Rubble. Trouble!
"Where the fuck you been?"
Linus: "You know, why didn't you just tell me? Why did you have to put me through all this?" Danny: "Where's the fun in that?"
Terry: "Who the hell is this?" Rusty: "The man that's robbing you."
"Welcome to Hollywood! Everybody that comes to Hollywood's got a dream! What's your dream?"
"Work it! Work it baby work it!"
"We say who, we say when, we say how much."
Edward: "What's your name?" Vivian: "What do you want it to be?"
Vivian: "Where do I go for the clothes? Good stuff, on him." Kit: "In Beverly Hills? Rodeo Dr. baby."
"Do people always do what you tell them to do?"
"So we're going to need a lot more help and sucking up to us, cause that's what we really like."
Vivian: "I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me." Saleswoman: "Oh." Vivian: "You work on commission, right?" Saleswoman: "Yes." Vivian: "Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now."
Edward: "We don't build anything, Philip. We don't make anything." Philip: "We make money, Edward."
"Well done! Woot woot woot!"
Vivian: "Could freeze ice on his wife's ass." Edward: "We'll try that later."
"$50 grandpa. For $75 the wife can watch."
Lucius Washington: We'll use this knife to pry it out!
Frank: "Will you people shut the hell up! I've got my wife in an oxygen tent trying to sleep!", Reese Bobby: "You better shut up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!", Texas Ranger: "Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!"
Wanna kill this?
I don't know. But I just inherited $275,000. Would that amount make any difference?
Oseary: "Two- a stooge from the bond company will be riding everywhere during the whole shoot to keep you on budget." Steve: "Well who's the stooge?" Oseary: "A chap by the name of Bill Ubell, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it."
I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live. What about my dynamite?
Where you coming from? Jack-off… Shit.
Oh shit. What do you want?
Jane: "What the fuck are you doing in here?" Steve: "What the f are you doing in here?"
Achilles: Why kill you now, Prince of Troy, with no-one here to see you fall?
Achilles: We men are wretched things.
Briseis: "Why did you choose this life?", Achilles: "What life?", Briseis: "To be a great warrior.", Achilles: "I chose nothing. I was born and this is what I am."
Odysseus: Women have a way of complicating things.
"Imagine if girls weren't wierded out by our boners and stuff and just wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in."
"McLovin', what kind of stupid name is that Fogell. What are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer."
"What the fuck are you doing."
"I should have worn the vest."
"We're so fucked, this plan's been fucked since Jump Street."
"I got to catch a glimpse of these warlocks."
"My first wife, who is a whore."
"Cause you don't want an asshole where your face used to be Whalen Jennings. Hold his fucking hand!"
Cappie: "Watching the entire series of Full House on DVD." Casey: "That's all you did this summer?" Cappie: "Of course not. I also watched John and Kate plus 8. It's amazing how they make it all work."
"It can't be a double standard because one man started a war, which is responsible for the death of thousands of people and another man has booted him, and his people and they're thinking out of here. And we have a better world as a result of that. So lets keep our fingers crossed okay."
Officer: “Where are you ehaded with all this stuff?” O’Ryan: California.
"Uh, Megan with the greatest respect when you said that you don't care…nor do we."
Lt. Dangle: "You feel that?" Man: "What is it?" Lt. Dangle: "That's wrist control. You feel that?" Man: "Really, because look at that. Look what I'm doing. You're not controlling…" Lt. Dangle: "It wasn't perfect yet."
Gordon: "Today we're going to be working with…" Waiter: "Ah! April Fools."
"What's up this is Warren G, you know what I'm saying. I'm here giving it up for RADD because they do a lot of good things for people. Before you drink make sure that you got somebody that can drive your butt home so you won't crash or get pulled over and get a DUI. So go ahead and follow the rule and everything wil...
Operator: 911 Emergency. Man: Yes, I’d like to know the day and date today. Operator: I’m sorry you what? Man: The day and date today? Operator: Okay, do you have an emergency? Man: Yes I want to know the day and date today. That’s all I want to know. I won’t bother you any further. Operator: You just want to...
Congressman Polis: "Some of us go on CODELs, which are trips overseas…" Pap: "OK, that sounds fun!!!" Congressman Polis: "Well, usually they're war zones…" Pap: "Oh, so that's not fun, I take that back. "
Mr. Waturi: "Joe, don't touch that! What are you doing?" Joe: "I'm opening or closing the main drain." Mr. Waturi: "You shouldn't be touching that, Joe." Joe: "Nothing happened. You know how long I wondered what would happen if I did that?" Mr. Waturi: "What's the matter with you?" Joe: "Brain cloud." Mr. Waturi: "W...
Ma: "What can't you say in front of Mom." Tommy Kelly: "Nothing Mom." Ma: "I know what you can't say. You want to get laid." Tommy: "Mom!" Ma: "You want to hump your brains out. Baboom! Baboom! Baboom! Baboom!"
Angelica Graynamore: "Would you like to hear one of my poems?" Joe: "Sure." Angelica Graynamore: "'Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair covered the emptiness of my hands.' Would you like to hear it again?" Joe: "Okay."
Joe: "What exactly is a typhoon?" Patricia Graynamore: "You know, Joe. I think you're going to find out."
Sergeant: "Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Be on the look out for Johnny Dangerously and two accomplices in a black sedan. I repeat in a black sedan." Johnny: "Black sedan huh. We'll just see about that."
"Joe, nobody knows anything. We'll take this leap and we'll see. We'll jump and we'll see. That's life."
Joe: "Why aren't you dead?" Patricia Graynamore: "Why aren't you dead?" Joe: "I don't know?"
Joe: "I'll tell you one thing, though." Patricia Graynamore: "What?" Joe: "Wherever we go, whatever we do..." Patricia Graynamore: "Yeah." Joe: "...we're gonna take this luggage with us."
"You know something amigo, I think I just spotted the chink in your armor. When you go down, it's gonna be over a skirt."
"(As the narrator) What the hell, everybody ends up dead, just a matter of when. (gun shots)"
"You prisoners are now the property of the state of Mississippi. Which is to say, I own your ass."
"What drives me insane is..."
"What's she going to do, ground me?"
"We are way off course."
Franklin: "Oh no oh shit don't shoot!." Raymond: "We don't have time. Let's take him with us." Franklin: "Ain't no time. We're together. We're a team. We got to stick together." Raymond: "Move!" Franklin: "Alright. Alright. Alright."
Raymond: "(Again speaking French)." Franklin: "Tutabar what? Wait a minute man. Whoa, what you doing with the axe man? Hey, forget about what I said man. I don't know shit about 15 million dollars and no jaguar. I don't emen know where we at. How'd we get up here?" Dubray: "Be still." Franklin: "I'm being still, but...
"Ok well, this is the skinny mate. You're fired! Have your stuff out by monday. (Phone rings) Barclay be brief. What part of your fired don't you understand? No not you you asshole, I'm talking to someone else."
Radio Announcer: "His music will last forever. Vic Demon..." Franklin: "What the hell is a Vic Demon?" Radio Announcer: "Vic Demon's greatest hits..." Franklin: "Aint no Goddamn greatest hits. I ain't never heard of him." Radio Announcer: "He thrilled the world when he married actress Dianne Carroll. Now he'll thril...
Guy Cipriani: "Honey, this is Vic Demon Jr. Jimmie's good friend. Why don't you tell us what it was like growing up in that showbiz atmosphere? Everybody's interested." Franklin: "Well, you know I had a lot of friends. Junior Walker Jr. Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. Called me all the time. Hang out all the time."
Officer Pickett: "What the hell are you shooting at?" Officer Williams: "He's a cop killer Officer Pickett." Officer Pickett: "Don't be trying to kill everybody ok?" Officer Williams: "Ah for christ's sake."
"Where are my diamonds?"
Franklin: "We meet on his turf then your ass be all alone. We meet on my turf, at least we got a chance. He'll call back. (Phone rings) What'd I tell you? Alright motherfucker this is the deal!" His mother: "Watch your language." Franklin: "Mama mama, no hold on hold on. I didn't know it was you. No I didn't know it...
James: "(Kicking Raymond's ass.)" Franklin: "Kick his ass. Kick his ass. Kick his ass. Kick that motherfucker's ass. Kick his ass. (While kicking his ass.) We got to go man. We got to go. WE GOT TO GO. Don't you ever say I'm your Goddamn homey, Frenchy."
Franklin: "Ok ok ok man ok." James: "Ok what?" Franklin: "Ok, we done fucked. We done fucked up man."
James: "That's it, I'm sorry I got you busted. But I want you to know, for what it's worth I never doubted you. Never once." Franklin: "Well, that ain't worth shit now man. Cause we gonna DIE!"
"What's the matter with you? Your life's going down the toilet!"
"We're lost, aren't we?"
"Well, if there's no time for fun Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?"
Del King: "Do you hate me?" Doug: "No, Del, I don't hate you." Del: "Why are you trying to end my life? I got this guy in Beverly Hills, flew straight up my nose, says he's gonna sue me. You destroyed his driveway?" Doug: "Yeah, yeah. we did." Del: "What, like a prank?"
Dr. Leeds: "What do you do to relax?" Doug: "Well, play golf." Dr. Leeds: "Ah, it's a great game." Doug: "Yeah." Dr. Leeds: "How often do you get out?" Doug: "Well, let's see, uh, never. Yeah, never. I'm gonna have to cut back though. That's really gonna hurt."