Oscar: "Hello." Man: "Yikes."
"You got Jackie Chan in there."
"David, you did the right thing."
David: "You know what? We're in trouble."
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you... You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?
"But you are not just a man."
"You have two vaginas. My husband lit up, I can have a choice?"
Villain: Alright, here's the deal. Your Bridgestone tires or your wife...what? Stop! I said life, not wife. For drivers who want to get the most out of their cars, it's Bridgestone or nothing.
Chirped by @LordGiraldus
"Yeah!"
"[Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly’s show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon."
Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon. Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon. Sarah Silverman: "And you know that I ain’t lying "
"You're my tendorini."
"You're funny and you're smart."
"You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-I-n-g."
"You idiots! You bone headed idiots!"
You can see your daughter again - isn't that worth whatever price you have to pay?
You and mom, you knew it all. Your arrogance was killing your daughter.
You are gonna regret that for the rest of your life
You can't copy a soul!
You might be a good imitation, you might be a very good imitation, but you're still just an imitation, a copy.
You'll walk by her room, you'll see her pictures on the wall, and you'll ask yourself everyday for the rest of your life whether you had a chance to bring her back.
Joseph - You're not right. You're out of your frakkin mind. Daniel - Maybe, I've certainly been accused of worse.
You're not alone
You've not only secured a long-term contract, but you've done a great service to our planet.
Yes sir, thank you sir, may I have another
You and Zoe came here for... for sex?
Your encouragement means the world to Elin and me
"And then all of a sudden and said why does your boy have to shine them? He said you're a racist. I ain't no racist. I said a boy can be anybody, it can be a man, a girl, it can be anybody."
"I said listen man you're a racists cause white green yellow and black is a brother to me. I ain't talking about no black man. For all you know it's a China man gonna shine my shoes.
Hurley: This is cool dude. Very old school. Jack: What? Hurley: You know, you and me, trekking through the jungle, on our way to do something that we don't quite understand. Good times.
"When it comes to the sport of snowball fighting, you are the father."
Chirped by @ainubot
"You fucked him! You sucked his dick! You probably suckled on his balls! You licked his booty! You sucked his toes! You wore the heels, didn't you?!"
"You don't think it's a little weird a bunch of guys just piling up in a big bath tub together naked?"
"Hello pussy cat, you looking for me?
"You pooped? Okay, I come back."
"Okay, you win. I give up. I stop."
"What's the matter pussy cat, you fall down?"
Chirped by @ainubot
Chirped by @NinioTroll
"The meal takes 2 and a half hours and your ass hurts by the end of it. It's not half as good as any pop tart you've ever had in your life."
"Everybody I know…you should get this phone. What kind of phone do you have? You should get this phone."
Chirped by @NinioTroll
Chirped by @FabyJBSociety
Chirped by @yanwalee
Chirped by @yanwalee
Jack: You kept trying to order home massages off Craiglist. Liz: Good thing you were here. Guy: Hey, somebody order a massage? Liz: Oh brother. You're too late, I already killed her!
You know I'm not gonna stop. Not till D'Amico and his whole damn operation are burned to ashes.
Comic books had it wrong. You don't need a power to be a superhero.
Chirped by @yanwalee
Chirped by @NinioTroll
"What won’t change when this bill is signed this: if you like the insurance plan you have now, you can keep it. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Because nothing should get in the way of the relationship between a family and their doctor."
Chirped by @parodycentral1
Robin: "Smile you son of a bitch. Got it." Barney: "Did you though?" Robin: "Wait, how did you do that? You weren't even standing up."
Chirped by @YUUTOBURST
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
When writer John D'Agata moved his mother to the suburbs of Las Vegas, he began looking at the history of the government’s plan to store nuclear waste deep in Nevada's Yucca Mountain. The resulting boo—-- About a Mountai—-- is a reporter's notebook that reads like poetry.
Author: kingofpopcomedytv Keywords: Added: March 29, 2010
Author: Ico3ify1 Keywords: Added: March 30, 2010
Author: Ico3ify1 Keywords: Added: March 30, 2010
Author: Ico3ify1 Keywords: Added: March 30, 2010
Chirped by @NinioTroll
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
Chirped
You should come by sometime to work out, you look like you work out.
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
Ah, discovery. One of the great and noble pursuits of humankind. Also one of the most dangerous, frustrating, ego-driven, transcendent, sublime, dirty, long, demoralizing, inspiring……you get the idea. Why are inquiry and the pursuit of knowledge so seductive? In Yellow Fluff and Other Curious Encounters...
Chirped by @rui0424
Chirped by @pattozapata
This is a little end of phrase type riff, or perhaps a riff to use occasionally within a wider groove. I have used it as punctuation in Funk Music, in an album called "Scifi Funk"
Yamaha Synth lead line. Played on a Yamaha cs70M (made 1981) through a Lexicon top end digital reverb. The riff uses modulation at the end of each phrase and is played in that classic 80's staccato fashion. SciFi Funk
DRY REVERB. Yamaha Synth lead line. Played on a Yamaha cs70M (made 1981). The riff uses modulation at the end of each phrase and is played in that classic 80's staccato fashion. SciFi Funk
Robin, your father was a great man. You are your father's son.
Guy: "I think I have much to tell you about history, about your history. Your father was a visionary." Robin: "What did they see." Guy: "That kings have a need for their subjects, a dangerous idea."
Teen boy shouts for his mum
Teenager calls for his dad
Chirped by @clarkray
5 year old boy shouts for his mum
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
Piper: "How did you know I was wearing a bullet proof vest?" MacGruber: "You're wearing a bullet proof vest? Awesome!"
Guy: "MacGruber." MacGruber: "Gotcha." Vicki: "You're the on he wants to come after, why can't you be dressed like you?" MacGruber: "Because, you are."
Vicki: "Omg, is he dead?" MacGruber: "Yes yes he's dead. Aaaah."
Chirped by @juleselectron
Yeah, you know just showing him who's the pack leader.
You want a beer?
You're early...
Dr. Scott Harris: You don't have to walk like that. Zoe: Oh, ok!
You idiot!
You know I just always thought I'd be married with kids by now, but I still haven't found... the one.
You're one of my best friends, we don't have to have sex, just - will you be my baby daddy?
CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.
Chirped by @bufonoise
Chirped by @bernardows