CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.

CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.

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CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.

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You have the right to remain silent.

Terry: We used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were okay? Allen: You learned to dance like that sarcastically? Terry: Yeah I guess.

You said I have a weak chin. You said the way I pee is feminine.

You wanna talk to me? You wanna talk to me?

Hey hey hey, you shut your face!

You're a worthless piece of shit.

You're gonna walk a beat downtown. You're gonna walk a beat downtown.

Terry: Another thing I hate about you, you always pay in exact change. Allen: You're just mad because I have a nice change purse.

You're like a child in a leather jacket, that's what you're like.

This isn't accounting or wherever the hell you and your pocket calculator were transferred from.

You can't have a conscience in the pimp game.

Sweetie, it's a work station. You come in here dressed like a hobo, it's distracting.

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You have part of my attention, you have the minimal amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.

I want to try and be straight forward with you and tell you that you might want to be a little more supportive. If I get in, I will be taking you to the events, and the gatherings and you would be meeting people you wouldn't normally get to meet.

Lawyer: Your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars. Mark: I didn't know that, tell me more.

Erica: I'm not dating you anymore. Mark: Is this a joke? Erica: No it's not. Mark: You're breaking up with me?

You called me a bitch on the internet Mark.

Cameron: Or you can row forward and I could row backward. Tyler: We're genetically identical, science says we'd stay in one place.

Cameron: Harvard student handbook. Every freshman is issued one of these and somewhere in this book it says... Tyler: You can't steal from another student.

You better lawyer up asshole. Because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for everything!

Dustin: Does anybody hear that banging? Sean: You don't hear anything, you're writing code.

You issues 24 million new shares of stock?

Eduardo: It's gonna be like I'm not part of Facebook. Sean: It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook. Eduardo: My name's on the masthead. Sean: You might wanna check again.

You're not an asshole Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.

Sean: I'm an entrepreneur. Girl: You're unemployed.

You're fired, boom roasted!

CNN's Jim Ribble takes a look at the lighter side of the news.

Bo: You're gonna get us shot some day. Luke: Not today! Not with you drivin' the getaway car.

Y'all ready to order?

Daisy: You'd better be readin' my nametag, friend. Dil: Oh, I am, I am. I, uh, I noticed your initials were, uh, double d.

You been shell-shocked. He's a better driver than you are.

You know what's gonna happen, don't ya? Those two are gonna get themselves in trouble, end up in jail, and I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get 'em out.

You still got them CIA mind probes stuck in your head?

You don't think it's too late to take them SATs, do ya?

Officer 1: You know how fast you were goin'? Bo: What? Officer 2: How fast you were goin'. Bo: I don't know. Ten? Officer 1: Eight. Bo: Isn't the speed limit ten? Officer 1: Yeah. It is.

Student: You said you were Japanese? Bo: We converted.

Man: you gotta grow the fingernails out. Then pop some fingernail polish on the bitches. Oh!

You wanna ride this stag? You wanna rodeo with this clown?

Uncle Jessie: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike? Luke: No. Uncle Jessie: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.

Bo: Hello. Luke: Hello. Oh, boy. You don't think it's too late to take them SAT's, do ya? Gotta keep an open mind in college.

Luke: You thinking about throwin' it? Uncle Jessie: Oh, I'll throw it. I was thinkin' about pussy.

Daddy, you get me close, and I'll put a bullet in this son of a bitch.

Rog Murtaugh: You and Lorna... I mean... You're having a baby... You're living together. You're not getting married.

You know, when I was married, I... It was good. You know... Put the ring on, you make the commitment.

Rog Murtaugh: You're shooting a gun on my boat! Leo: I'm not shooting your boat. I'm shooting jaws!

Leo: You get in ugly situations. I got guns, everything. Rog Murtaugh: You are an ugly situation.

Yeah. Some snakehead lost big money. 400 people at 35 grand, 14 million, Uncle Benny.

Riggs: I just thought, you know, I'm out of shape or something, you know, but it's more than that. It's--it's-- it's like, uh, it's like-- I really hate to say this, but... Rog Murtaugh: You're getting too old for this shit.

Riggs: No, but it can't be. I mean, I'm only... Jesus. Yeah. You're only... Rog Murtaugh: You can't beat the clock, Riggs.

Yeah, douche Ventura, pet defective.

Mike: Yeah! John: Yeah! Mike: Yeah, baby.

Uncle Benny: You are lousy cops. Riggs: No, we're good cops.

Your baby is having my baby.

Rog Murtaugh: Yeah, you can take the 4 pops back to china. We don't give a shit. Riggs: The 4 pops. Ha. Rog Murtaugh: Yeah.

Rog Murtaugh: You ever hear of Ebony Clark?! Riggs: Yeah! She writes those cheesy sex novels! Rog Murtaugh: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, her! Riggs: Are you boinkin' her? Rog Murtaugh: Ah, no, I'm not boinkin' Ebony Clark, Riggs! Shit. Trish is Ebony Clark!

Rog Murtaugh: You all right? You all right? Riggs: No, I'm not all right. I got my ass kicked again.

You willed me to it, man. You willed me, baby.

You know, when I was a kid, I had a pet frog.

Riggs: You want to get married, don't you? Lorna: No. Yes. Yes, I do. If you don't want to, it's ok. Riggs: Why didn't you tell me? Lorna: Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. I mean, if you want to someday, that'd be great. If you don't... I love you. I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.

Riggs: It's, it's, it's like, uh, it's like, I really hate to say this, but... Rog Murtaugh: You're getting too old for this shit. Riggs: Yeah. Rog Murtaugh: How about that? Heh heh. Finally. Riggs: No, but it can't be. I mean, I'm only... Jesus. Rog Murtaugh: Yeah. You're only... You can't beat the clock, Riggs.

You sure picked a strange angel, honey. But I got the message.

Riggs: Here's what we're gonna do. Take your clothes off. Rog Murtaugh: What the hell for? Riggs: What for? Ok. You run. Yeah! Flame-o here turns, sees you in your undies. It distracts him-- I know it'd distract me-- and that's when I shoot. Rog Murtaugh: Shoot what? Riggs: The valve of that napalm tank. Rog Mu...

Riggs: Oh! Leo. Leo: Hey, Riggs. Riggs: You wanna get yourself shot, is that it? Leo: No. Riggs: Wh-what... What the hell are you doing here? Leo: I was tailing you. I'll leave you alone, ok? I mean, I guess you wanna be alone. Riggs: I appreciate it. Leo: Ok. You know, when I was a kid, I had a pet frog. Ri...

Lester: You couldn't possibly care less, could you? Jane: What do you expect? You can't all of a sudden be my best friend just because you had a bad day.

You're not killing anyone, You peanut-eating bastard.

Agent: Yeah. The pageant lasts 3 days. You got preliminaries, press conferences, the telecast, which goes out live. It's a logistical nightmare. Frank: Not just a babe fest.

You don't yell at a sleepwalker. He may fall and break his neck. That's it. She was still sleepwalking along the giddy heights of a lost career.

You go, girl.

Joe: You tell her, max. Do her that favor. Tell her there isn't going to be any picture. There aren't any fan letters except the ones you write! Norma: That isn't true! Max! Max: Madame is the greatest star of them all.

Norma: You're a writer, you said. Joe: Why? Norma: Are you, or aren't you? Joe: That's what it says on my guild card. Norma: And, uh, you have written pictures, haven't you? Joe: Sure have. Want a list of my credits? Norma: I want to ask you something. Come in here. Joe: Last one I wrote was about Okies in th...

Hey, how you doing? You ever seen one this big? Sandwich, I mean. Yeah, that's a lot of meat.

You're so clever. You should tell jokes for your talent.

You're so nice and so smart and so sensitive. You're definitely gonna win.

Gracie Hart: Hey, hey, hey! Time-out, time-out, time-out, you guys. There's something I know how to do, all right? I haven't done it since high school, but it's kind of like riding a bike. Mr. Melling: You are not having sex on this stage.

Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous. You want to kiss me. You want to hug me. Matthews: Look, I think McDonald is more feminine. I'd rather kiss him. Gracie Hart: You want to love me. You want to hug me. You want to smooch me.

You know, I've been fighting all my life against your type. The ones who think we're just a bunch of worthless airheads. You know who I mean. Feminists...intellectuals. Ugly women.

You get in my way, I will kill you.

You know what? I am an FBI agent, all right? I'm not a performing monkey in heels.

You're also a person, and an incomplete one at that. In place of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun.

You're funny. You're easy to talk to when you're not armed.

Brutal: You should've took the day off, gone to see the doctor. Paul: With the new arrival? You know better.

You are truly unique. If I ever had a daughter, I imagine that she would be... Something like you.

Miss Morningside: No. You think you saved something tonight, but all you did was to destroy the dream of young women all over this country. Gracie Hart: What? You think their dream is to get blown up? You know, you got a really good shot at that insanity plea. Miss Morningside: Yeah, well, I earned it, honey. 25 yea...

You think I'm gorgeous. You wanna date me. Love me and marry me.

Matthews: What do you say, Hart? Gracie Hart: No freaking way. Matthews: Come on, sparky. Why not? Gracie Hart: Because I'm not going to parade around in a swimsuit like some airhead bimbo that goes by the name of what? Gracie Lou Freebush. And all she wants is world peace. Matthews: It wouldn't be like that. Come o...

Gracie Hart: But it's kind of like riding a bike. Mr. Melling: You are not having sex on this stage. Gracie Hart: I didn't know that was an option, all right?

Mr. Melling: Your hair should make a statement. Gracie Hart: As long as it doesn't say, "thank you very much for the country music award."

Oh, oh, Victor, you'll take the bags to the room? I realize it's been a while since you've been with us, but you remember how everything goes, don't you?

Boy 2: You're spoiling it for everybody. Girl 1: Take a flying leap. Boy 3: Jump in the lake.

You the bomb, bro.

Matthews: Look, just imagine that she's me and there's something you want to know but I don't want to talk about it. What would you do? Gracie Hart: You want me to beat it out of her?

You know, you're gonna get yours, Henry Higgins.