You need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up, you know? I can't miss.

Alonzo: You probably fuck her face to face, don't you? Jake: All right, man. Let's just not talk about my wife, all right?

My niggah! Go ahead, cowboy. You got mad squabbles, boy!

Yeah. Oh, shit, huh?! Huh? Huh?

You like to rape young girls. That's what you like to do, right? Don't lie to me.

Carter: What are you doing? Thank you, man. Take this. Lee: Dancing. Carter: Dancin'? Man, I'm up here workin', puttin' my life on the line, and you're up here dancin' with some bimbo? Does she have a friend?

Yo, Mikey! Hey, Mikey, you seen Adrienne?

Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down. Brand: If God made you do it that way, you'd all be pissin' in your faces.

Mrs. Walsh: He takes one step outside, and you are in absolutely the deepest, uh... Brand: Shit, ma. Mrs. Walsh: I don't like that language, but that's what you'll be in.

Want a breathing problem? You Got one.

Ye intruders, beware. Crushing death and grief... soaked with blood of the trespassing thief.

You did what you had to do. That's right.

You got the magic eye, Hoyt. You have the magic eye! You up your street IQ, you gonna do some damage out here, I guarantee. Crime fighter.

Alonzo: You got crack... and a gun. Now you know with your record, you can get 10 years per bullet? Do you know that? Blue: Man! Alonzo: Now you're gonna give me a name, now.

Wife: You're a rookie. Jake: Gimme a break, OK.

The only thing we serve is tongue. You boys like tongue? Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Mark: You got the picks and shovels? Jeff: They're in the truck. Mark: You're gonna dig a ditch? Alonzo: No, you are.

You a long way from Starbucks, homey.

Alonzo: Shoot him. Jake: No, man. I'm... Alonzo: Youngsters these days, huh? You're not gonna shoot him? Jake: No, man. Alonzo: All right.

In this business, you gotta have a little dirt on you for anybody to trust you.

You know what the money's for? Alonzo, he's a hothead. Last week in Vegas, some Russian starts talkin' shit, and Alonzo, he just snapped. Beat his ass to death.

You're under arrest, bitch... For being a judo, cop, and doggin' me in the mouth in my own pad. You got the right to be bitch slapped, you little motherfucker!

You guys, look! It's a beautiful waterfall!

You know, I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake. How you want it, dog, huh? Closed casket? You remember that fool in the wheelchair? How you think he got there?

You ain't never killed nobody before, have you? It ain't like steppin' on ants, Jake. Takes a man to kill. You man enough to kill, Jake?

Andy: You really think there's a treasure here? Mikey: Andy, this whole ship's a treasure.

You're so quiet all of a sudden. You're the one called Mouth, aren't you?

You gross old witch!

You want to play pirate? We'll play pirate. March!

You know your voice is kinda nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.

Your looks are kind of pretty... when your face doesn't screw it up.

You know, you're a great little kid--uh, person. And you keep kissing girls the way you do, the parts of you that don't work so good... they're gonna catch up to the ones that do.

Jake: Sloth, you remember when we went to the Bronx zoo? Francis: Don't start that. Jake: He and Mama wanted to leave you there. I stuck up for you. Francis: We've never been to the Bronx zoo! Jake: Remember the time we we're going to get your teeth fixed? And we spent the money on Francis' toupee! Francis: I do...

Chunk: Mikey, this isn't the kind of place you wanna go to the bathroom. Mama Fratelli: Why not? Chunk: Because they might have daddy long-legs in them. Like dead things, Mikey, dead things.

If I get to know your name. If I could trace your private number, baby. All I know is that to me. You look like you're lots of fun. Open up them lovin' arms. I want some, want some. I set my sights on you and no one else will do and I got to have my way now, baby. All I know is that to me, you look like you're lots ...

When my brother Harold asked me to be the best man at his wedding, I was like, "whoa, of course, man, 'cause you've always been there for me." Aww. That's right. Like when I was in rehab and like the time I couldn't find my car.

Robbie: You want to be like Fonzie, don't you? Sammy: Yes, I do. Robbie: You're on your way.

Alonzo Harris: You hear that, homey? You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home? Huh? Crackhead #1: What you think? Alonzo Harris: They got room for you at the booty house, you ever been to the booty house. Big boys have you grab you ankles... Crackhead #1: Suck my dick, bitch. I know people. Alonzo Harris: That'...

Alonzo: Yeah, just make sure that bathtub is clean, homey. All right? All right. Later. You all right? It behooves you not to dick around on this one. Justifiable homicide in the line of duty, ok? Now what happened... Jake: What happened was murder... And armed robbery. Oh, wait. We--we had badges, so it's differe...

Jake: What's here? Alonzo: Transactions. You see that Salvatrucha zero head sittin' over there on the fence tryin' to act like he's not slangin' dope? Jake: Yeah. Alonzo: Yeah. That's my boy. That's my boy Neto. The punk's only 17, but he can kill with the best of 'em. He works for me. Jake: Jesus, he's an.....

You don't deserve this.

Alonzo Harris: Congratulations, son. You're gonna get a Medal of Valor for this. Jake Hoyt: But I didn't shoot him. Alonzo Harris: A roomful of cops said you did. Jake Hoyt: But I didn't. You did. Alonzo Harris: A Los Angeles Police Department Narcotics officer was killed today serving a high risk warrant in...

Alonzo Harris: You okay, kid? That was a man-sized hit you took, dog. When was the last time you smoked weed? Jake Hoyt: Last time I smoked weed... 12th grade. We were... we were... Alonzo Harris: Smoking weed. Jake Hoyt: Yeah, yeah. Alonzo Harris: Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secr...

Alonzo: What's up, Alonzo? You got the picks and shovels? Mark: You gonna dig a ditch? Alonzo: Nope. You are. That's a nice suit you got on there. Jeff: That's what I said. Alonzo: What up, killer? Paul: I can't call it. What's up with you? I been hearing a lot a shit out here on these streets. You all righ...

Alonzo Harris: You got a kid, right? Jake Hoyt: That's right. A little girl. 9 months old. Alonzo Harris: Yeah. I got 4. Boys. You need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up, you know? I can't miss. Jake Hoyt: Can we not talk about my family? Alonzo Harris: I respect that. I'm married. I got my ...

You got the right to be bitch slapped.

You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.

You guys are off to a great start, don't you think? I mean... Cindy showed up, so, right away, Scott, you got to be pretty psyched, right?

Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy!

Rape Victim: You're fucking dead! Alonzo: OK, wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it! Rape Victim: You, too, fucking white boy! My cousins are from Hillside Trece, and they're gonna blast you fools!

Yeah, they're gonna fuck you up, puto!

Is it true that you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown?

Nephew 1: Is it true that you're gonna end up in a mental institution? Nephew 2: Cuckoo's nest, cuckoo's nest.

I mean, I know you were in love and everything, but that wears off.

You see, me and your sister, we used to be wild.

Yeah, have a few drinks and drive home.

Robbie: You told me she was in trouble. She was gonna get it, and she didn't even know it. Sammy: He's teasing. I would never say that. Robbie: What? You said you were gonna give it to her. Julia: Give me what, exactly? Robbie: Yeah.

Yes, it's ladies' night and the feeling's right. Yes, it's ladies' night. Oh, what a, oh, what a night. Yes, it's ladies' night and the feeling's right.

Bone: You got business here, rookie? Jake: I'm here for Alonzo.

No, no. You're much better than him. He's ridiculous.

Robbie: You hit 2 cones. Those could have been people. Those could have been guests at her wedding. Sammy: They were cones.

Holly: Hey. I mean, you know why she's marrying him, don't you? Robbie: The money thing? Security? A nice house?

You cannot save those people, Christian, but you can save me.

You can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.

You don't even have to give me the job. If you could just give me some business cards with my name on it, I think that might help.

Robbie: Oh, my gosh. She made me a present. I am an asshole! Nephew: You're going to the mental institution.

You need a prostitute.

Ha. The wedding singer? You're thinking of leaving Glenn for the wedding singer?

You've got what is known as the jitters, cold feet. Everybody has 'em.

Glenn: You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married? Julia: I just want to get married.

Billy Idol: Hey, Robbie, that wasn't a bad song. You know, I'm going to tell those record company guys about you. Robbie: You mind if I give her a kiss first? Billy Idol: Oh, yeah. Do what you got to do.

Azeem: You are strange, Christian. Robin: Yes, but I'm free. Now I beg you to free yourself of your vow. Return with the boat.

Holly: God, I love David Bowie. He is so sexy. Glenn: You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy. Robbie: That guy is funny.

Julia: You must be Linda. Linda: Yeah, that's me... Robbie's fiance. Who are you? Julia: I'm Julia Sullivan. Would you tell him that I came by to see him? Linda: Oh, yeah, surely will, Jennifer. Julia: It's Julia.

Robbie: Thank you. Jimmy: Hey, no. Thank you. Robbie: For what? Jimmy: For quitting. Or... Should I thank Linda? My business has tripled. Julia: Well, you've just inspired me to hire a DJ, so thank you. Jimmy: Oh. Well, good luck finding a DJ who can move and shake like this.

You better get out of my way, Billy, or you're going to get hurt.

You're dog's meat, son, you know that.

You're not playing by the rules, boy. Deer don't climb trees. Perhaps he thinks he's a game bird.

Robin: You traveled 10,000 miles to save my life, then leave me to be butchered? Azeem: I fulfill my vows when I choose. Robin: Which does not include prayer times or mealtimes or anytime I'm outnumbered 6 to 1. Azeem: You whine like a mule. You are still alive.

Guy: Yes, well, this whelp bested four of my men. Sheriff: Yes, well, your men were probably drunk. And yet you survived, cousin.

Robin: You are truly courageous against an unarmed man. Swords person: Aah!

Guy: You've been sheltering outlaws, Lady Marian? Marion: They're thieves, you imbecile. Guy: Lucky he didn't steal your virtue as well.

Robin: You scare easily, my painted moor. Azeem: This forest has eyes. I swear it.

You got balls of solid rock.

Yes, I know. And for inflicting that upon you, I'm going to hang him from the walls by his own entrails.

You're still trying to be lord of the manor.

Old man: Yeah, but what about our kin? Sheriff's taken all they got, too. Robin: Then, by God, we take it back.

You pig.

Marion: You stunted shrub. How dare you attack us? Bull: It's me job, milady. Marion: Job? And who is your employer? Bull: Robin Hood.

You've been busy.

You truly are a great one.

You stocked 21,000 pounds at 3.50 a pound. That comes to $73,000. Subtract 35,000 for bait, tackle, fuel. That comes out to 38,500. I get half. I own the boat. Your captain takes a double share. 4 crewmen at a full share each, and a rookie like you gets a 3/4 share. That comes to $2,221. What it is is what it is. Si...

Billy: You like Florida? Dougie: Well, it beats the grand banks in October.

You're on a cold streak. I'm trying to encourage you to catch fish.

Bugsy: What? Woman: You're pathetic.

What's so special about today that you're blowing smoke up my ass?

You know what? You're a goddamn swordboat captain. Is there anything better in the world?

You're a natural. You got some old salt in your blood.

Yeah, well, your wife didn't feel that way.

Duncan: You wish me to leave, master Robin? Robin: Old friend, listen to me. Can you take Lady Marian safely home? I fear for her safety.

You're King Richard's cousin. You can get word to him of Nottingham's plan.

You boys look like you got busted in a brawl in Scollay Square.

Linda: Billy, you're not gonna like this, but I'm gonna say it anyway. You be careful. Billy: Yes, mother.

You tossers! You had one job to do!

Billy, can you hear me? You're headed right for the middle of the monster!

Reuben: You're Bobby Caldwell's kid, huh? From chicago? Linus: Yeah. Reuben: It's nice there. Do you like it? Linus: Yeah. Reuben: That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.

You said something about good news?

You gotta walk before you can crawl.

Yes, this is Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California, it's about 5: 00 in the morning. That's the homicide squad, complete with detectives and newspapermen.

Christina: You're counting your money and my guy's out there risking his life for a bunch of stupid fish. Bob Brown: That's the game.

Yeah! Yeah, come on, you bitch! Come on!

The fog's just lifting. You throw off your bow line, throw off your stern. Head out the south channel past Rocky Neck and Tenpound Island, past Niles Pond, where I skated as a kid. Blow your airhorn, and you throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island. Then the birds show up, blackbacks and herrin...

Hi Bobby, you're out there on the deep-blue goddamn sea. And I'm writing this on a box of 2 semi-down pillows that I secretly bought for us at Penney's. And I'm smiling to myself because of the surprise I have in store for you. I'm talking removal from our dungeon in the Crow's Nest to our own place. It's no great s...

Billy, get out of there! Come about! Let it--let it carry you out of there. What the hell are you doing? Hang on! Linda! Billy! Billy, for christ's sake! You're steaming into a bomb! Turn around for christ's sake! Billy, can you hear me? You're headed right for the middle of the monster! Billy? Oh, my god.

Linda: Your guys are loading bait and groceries. You doing a turnaround? Billy: No rest for the weary. Linda: There you go, flaunting your work ethic. Billy: I don't have a work ethic. I just have work, if I'm gonna catch up to you.

Rusty: You scared? Linus You suicidal? Rusty: Only in the morning.

Billy: Bugs, how you makin' out? Bugsy: I'm not. I don't know. Maybe I smell like fish. Billy: Maybe you need a new deodorant. Bugsy: Maybe I need a new face. Ha ha ha.

Murph: So, uh, guess you're the big hero here. Sully: Yeah. Well, you'd have done the same for me. Isn't that what I'm supposed to say? Murph: Well, you can say what you want, but, uh, I'm glad you know how to swim. Sully: Well, that's real big of you, Murph. Murph: It's all I can manage right now. All right? I'll w...

Sara: Who are you? Robin: Robin of Locksley. Sara: You lie. Robin is dead. Step into the light.

Robin: You lie. Bishop: On your souls, do not shed blood in the house of God!

Will: You brought this misery on us, Locksley. Robin: It's Nottingham trying to divide us.

You recruit us to treason and yet you cannot even get gold through your own forest.

You promised us wagons of gold.

Sheriff: You misunderstand my intentions. You've been brought here for your own protection. Marion: Protection from whom? Sheriff: From yourself.

You were an honor to your countrymen today, Azeem. You fought better than 20 English knights.

You were to use this news to get close to me and then kill me, right, Will? What are your intentions?

Mortianna: You come early. The signs are not aligned yet. Sheriff: You can stop all that, you old fake!

Sheriff: You dare to spy on me! I want the truth! Mortianna: Why? Truth has never served you before.

john: You gone bleeding cracked girl? You'd get hurt. Fanny: I've had eight babies. Don't talk to me about getting hurt, ya big ox. Anyway, I'm not going to sit here and let one of them die am I.

John: You should be bloody well minding the other seven. Tell her, Rob. Robin: Fanny... You will take position here.

Solder: Yeah, you are. Get this stuff out of here. Tuck: Caesar has spoken, my leprous friend. We shall collect our offerings and depart. Is this your finger?

You're not so cocky now, are ya?

Noah: You look great. Allie: Aw, thanks. Noah: Really, really great. Fin: You do look great. You look great. And I know I look great, so could we please go see this movie?

Frank Calhoun: Say, how would you like some breakfast? Would you like some breakfast? Allie: breakfast? Frank Calhoun: Yeah. Noah: Dad, it's 10:00. Frank Calhoun: What's that got to do with it? You can have pancakes any damn time of night you want. Come on, you want some breakfast? Allie: Sure.

Anne Hamilton: Now that is enough. You are not to see him anymore. And that's final. Allie: No, it's not final. Anne Hamilton: Yes it is. Allie: No, it's not final! Anne Hamilton: Allie! Allie: You're not going to tell me who I'm gonna love.

Allie: I love him. Anne Hamilton: You are 17 years old, you don't know anything about love. Allie: Oh, and you do? You don't look at daddy the way I look at Noah. You don't touch or laugh. You don't play. You don't know anything about love.

You're going away! You're leaving. And I'm staying here.

So... You sold your soul to satan, your grace. You accused innocent men of witchcraft and let them die.

Marian: You came for me. You're alive. Robin: I would die for you.

Richard: You look radiant, cousin. Marian: Oh... Richard. Robin: We are deeply honored, your Majesty. Richard: It is I who am honored, lord Locksley. Thanks to you, I still have a throne. Friar, proceed.

Sheriff of Nottingham: You, my room, 10:30 tonight. You, 10:45... And bring a friend.

Oh, good to see you. Let me see you. You bleeding anywhere? No? Everything good? Oh, I love you.

Frank: I sold the house. Noah: You sold the house? Frank: Yup. Gotta be out by the end of the month. Between that and your GI bill, you ought to be able to get it now. Noah: Get what? Frank: Your dream house. The Windsor plantation.

Noah: Wait a second. You sell the house, where are you gonna live? Frank: With you, dummy, what do you think? Somebody's got to help you fix it up.

Tess: You know what your problem is? Danny: I only have one?

Woman: The "Daily Journal" says that you are going to be the social highlight of the season. Anne Hamilton: Of the season?!

Look, guys, that's my sweetheart in there. I'm not leaving her. This is my home now. Your mother is my home.

Allie: Hi. Noah: You're trying to kill me, woman. Alliie: Huh-uh. Noah: Mm-hmm.

Benedict: I'm afraid you're mistaken. Rusty: You watching your monitors? Ok, keep watching. In this town, your luck can change just that quickly. Benedict: Find out how much money we have down there.

Noah: Was that a test that I didn't pass?! Allie: No, I made a promise to a man, he gave me a ring and I gave him my word. Noah: And your word is shot to hell now, don't you think? Allie: I don't, I don't know. I'll find out when I talk to him.

You're bored. You're bored and you know it. You wouldn't be here if there wasn't something missing.

You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. Which you are 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings.

Robin Hood: Has English hospitality changed so much in six years that a friend of mine's not welcome? Hal: But he's a savage, sire. Robin Hood: That he is... but no more than you or I. And don't call me sire. Azeem: With regretfully, I must decline. Allah forbids it. Little John: Your bloody loss, mate.

You don't know me, but I know me.

Robin Hood: You're King Richard's cousin. You can give word to him of Nottingham's plans. He would believe you. Marian: If the sheriff found out, I could lose all that I have. Robin Hood: It's true, but will you do it for your king? Marian: No. I'll do it for you. Duncan: He fancies you, my Lady. I am blind,...

Noah: Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Allie: You're a terrible singer. Noah: I know. Allie: But I like this song.

Nina: You know what? There is something that I want to do. It's something that's really important to me. And I think it will take our relationship to the next level. Ben: Reverse cowgirl? No, silly.

Allie: You're gonna get run over. Noah: By all the cars?

Your husband hasn't figured out how to beat the 3-4 all year.

You of all people, Don. If you're not gonna listen to the game... you gotta know the result so you can pretend you did.

I need y'all to listen. Now, as of 15 minutes ago, we ain't got football no more. If you gonna be Marshall, you gonna be Marshall right now. Earn your stripes.

President Don Dedmon: Frankly, son, l wouldn't know where to begin. Nate: Well, you can start with a coach, sir.

Nettie: You got to fight, Celie. You got to. Celie: I don't know how to fight. All I know how to do is stay alive.

You're gonna have to leave here soon, before he make his move on you.

Nettie: Celie. You and me, us never part makidada. Celie: Me and you, us have one heart makidada. Nettie: Ain't no ocean, ain't no sea makidada. Celie: Keep my sister away from me.

Well, you know the NCAA better than l do, Jack. They're rigid as a board. They don't make exceptions.

You cut me, and I'll kill you.

You can do it. You're an outlaw. Pioneer. Gunslinger. This is a whole new game, doc.

Guy: Some guys have all the luck. Annie: Sorry? Guy: Your fiance. He's a lucky guy.

Red: That's supposed to be a post route. James: Post? Red: Post. You do know the difference between a post route and a flag route? James: No, coach. Red: All right, all right. You see the big goalpost there? That's why they call it a post route. Post. You head right to that post. Cut 10 yards, to the post.

Young women no good these days. Got their legs open for every Tom, Dick, and Harpo.

Ernie: You know the average age of a starter in college football these days? Coach Jack Lengyel: No idea. Go! Ernie: 20 years, 10 months. Now, you know the average age of your players? Coach Jack Lengyel: No. 18 years, 7 months.

You think you're the only one who has a right to be pissed off? You think you're the only one that's had it rough?

You didn't know Rick Tolley. I did. And on the day that he died, he said... the only thing that they judge us on, the only thing that counts, is winning. Nothing else matters.

Paul: The board voted you out this morning. Don: What? May l ask why? Paul: Come on, Don. You were always a temporary solution. You said it yourself after Roland resigned. You were just a band-aid, remember?

Albert: You ever hit her? Harpo: No, sir. Albert: How do you expect her to mind?

You told Harpo to beat me.

Sofia: You want a dead son-in-law, Miss Celie? You keep advising him like you doin'. Celie: This life be over soon. Heaven lasts always.

You've gotta go out there and live your life. If you don't leave now, you never will.

You have shown yourselves just exactly who you are in here.

You sure is ugly! Ha ha ha! Woo-hoo!

Now, when you take that field today... you've gotta lay that heart on the line, men.

Nate: You can't do that, coach. I gotta cover 19. Red: Nineteen's got six catches for 95 yards, Nate... and it's because he knows you can't go to your right.

You see what's going on out there? Nate, that's all because you never stopped pushing.

Your pa love you? My pa loved me. My pa still love me... Except he don't know it. He don't know it.

You ain't got it in you to understand. I love Shug Avery. Always have, always will. Should've married her when I had a chance.

You just one of the roosters, boy.

Yonder go your papa runnin' down the field, a slippin' and a slidin' like an automobile. I hollered at papa and told him to wait he slipped away from me like a Cadillac snake...

Squeak: You just a big ol' heifer. Sofia: Like I said... Fine with me. Patrons: Aw! Ooh!