"This fellow here over here with the yellow shirt, Macaca, or whatever his name is."

"Your loved ones were daring and brave, and they had that special grace, that special spirit that says, 'Give me a challenge, and I'll meet it with joy.' They had a hunger to explore the universe and discover its truths. They wished to serve, and they did. They served all of us."

"The strength of America's allies is vital to the United States, and the American security guarantee is essential to the continued freedom of Europe's democracies. We were with you then; we're with you now. Your hopes are our hopes, and your destiny is our destiny."

"So today I am standing with Senator Obama to say 'yes we can!'"

"In a tolerant America, your name is no barrier to success."

"Your dreams do not have to come at the expense of my dreams."

"Whenever I find myself feeling doubtful or cynical about this possibility, what gives me the most hope is the next generation - the young people whose attitudes and beliefs and openness to change have already made history in this election."

"You're the story, not me."

"They would call me 'yo mama.'"

"Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity. Yes we can heal this nation. Yes we can repair this world. Yes we can."

"Yes. We. Can."

"You'd better fucking understand that right now."

"You will not put me in that fucking position again or you will goddamn pay for it like you can't fucking believe!"

"You know, you ask a lot of questions that really piss me off."

"You're the man, Tiger!"

"You fucked it up to begin with, now just sit there or leave. I don't give a shit what you do."

"You want some of Shaq Foo?"

"You want some of Shaq Foo? Come and get it."

"You're looking good."

"That you succeed and then you withdraw."

"The Yugoslavia station's gonna hype it up."

"Yeah, thongs"

"No, but I will with your wife."

"Your mother gave it to me."

Snorlax Gangster 1: "Listen, you can't, you can't pull ten, you can't pull ten pokemon!" Snorlax Gangster 2: "Yes I can." Snorlax Gangster 1: "No you can't get the fuck out of here." Snorlax Gangster 2: "I gotta catch em all, bitch."

"Shut the fuck up, you don't know shit about pokemon."

"Yee haw!"

"I want you to know something, OK? I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me."

"You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being."

"I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned."

"You've made me feel like shit and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again."

"You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?"

"Your moms is so poor, she can?t even afford free samples at a local Pathmark."

"Your mom's so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she had to say 'Ding-dong.'"

"Your mother is so poor, that in her neighborhood, a rainbow only appears in black and white."

"You never have any excuses, you just play."

"If your showing up, you give it everything you got. And it's just the way he was and how he raised me. You just go."

"No, no, you ask it! You brought it up!"

"We're really just at the beginning of this technology-driven revolution."

"Hey, let me get one thing straight with you. You can retire, and then unretire?"

"You know and you people in the news media, all of you that dwell on some negative piece of like that.

"If it amazes you then you don't know anything about basketball."

"You want a 'n answer from me, you get the answer, you don't like the 'n answer, then don't use the 'n program. Okay?"

"You want a 'n answer from me, you get the answer, you don't like the 'n answer."

"You it up to begin with. Now just sit there or leave. I don't give a what you do."

"You it up to begin with."

"What would be your answer to that?"

"Yes? yes."

"Yes, I see."

"You want a fuckin answer from me, you get the answer, you don't like the fuckin answer, then don't use the fuckin program. Okay?"

"You want a fuckin answer from me, you get the answer, you don't like the fuckin answer."

"Yo Harper, the President of Nigeria."

"Yo Harper!"

"Yo Harper."

"When I announced this policy the other day, Senator Obama wasted no time in mischaracterizing it. He described my position as, you guessed it, another example of Bush's third term."

"It's marshmallow man layin it on ya - oh shit, you just got marshmallowed!"

"If you act recklessly, you will pay a heavy price."

"At least I didn't go to Yale."

"Decide what your gift to the world and the future will be."

"But more and more people without regard to political party are now saying 'Yeah I get it'."

"Sometimes I don't satisfactorily answer the question because we probably can tell by your shirt that you have a different view than I do."

"We did look a lot younger in that video."

"When Bill and I first met each other and worked together in the early days, generally we were both the youngest guys in the room."

"It's really hard, and you have to do it over a sustained period of time, so if you don't love it, if you're not having fun doing it and you don't really love it, you're going to give up."

"You're gonna give up."

"You're gonna to fail."

"If you don't love it, you're gonna fail, so you gotta love it, you gotta have passion."

"So you gotta love it, you gotta have passion."

"I just want to say to Governor Romney, we disagree on a lot of issues but I agree, you are the candidate of change."

"We have been funded by you. You have funded this campaign."

"You have funded this campaign."

"You got a long way to go to be as good as your dad. You better keep that in mind."

"You have to know that."

"You know."

"You learn more about yourself, it gives you a better understanding of yourself as well as other people."

"God has a way of standing before the nations with judgment and it seems that I can hear god saying to America, 'you are too arrogant, if you don't change your ways, I will rise up and break the backbone of your power, and I'll place it in the hands of a nation that doesn't even know my name.'"

"You can count on it."

"You recognize in John McCain you have an individual who understands what it takes to keep America safe."

"Who taught you to hate your own kind? Who taught you to hate the race that you belong to? So much so that you don't want to be around each other."

"Because you might not, you might not."

"You hang loose over here."

?You?re gonna be Tim Gunn!?

"There are things that you disregard at the moment and then a year later you think 'wait a minute so and so said such and such to me and now I understand what that's about'."

"What I'm saying, do exactly what you want. Print what you want. Try to make it seem like I'm some kind of lunatic, cuz you only make me hotter. You only raise my prestige. Thank you very much. In the words of 50, I'm laughing all the way to the bank."

"What I'm saying, do exactly what you want. Print what you want. Try to make it seem like I'm some type of lunatic, cuz you only make me hotter."

"Yes we can. Yes we Can. Yes we Can."

"You people have done everything in the world to me."

"You drug me up and down the hallways, you set my head on every chopping block in the state of California, you poisoned me, you've done everything, I puked blood for months and days, man you've done everything you do to get me killed, and then you turn around and ask me do I have any remorse."

"Young America getting involved."

"Yeah baby!"

"Life is short. You get to make your own rules for your own happiness."

"There's no reason why you should resent any scrutiny, any oversight and any evaluation."

"So I just want you to have it very clear, very clear that you were not so serious about that when you tried to recommend this man for this Committee."

"You know what? I'm a man of my word."

"You're going to get fired."

"I understand what the rule was designed for, guys coming off the bench throwing punches ,but you can't interpret every rule to the letter of the law."

"You play until you can't play anymore."

"It's gonna be fun the next year and a half."

"You can't pick and choose."

"You all using me for this, I'm using y'all for the exposure. It's working all together."

"Turned out that Novak said that there was yellow cake uranium in his trunk and then that of course turned out to be false."

"It is my honor to introduce to you a young man. I call him young 'cause we ain't that far apart."

"Yeah, when he was younger."

"You know what? That team is not good."

"But I'm making your type of money."

"I mean this, the way it's gone right now, I don't think you're gonna use any of this."

"If you don't you're fired from the movie."

"You're lucky she even performed for you bastards. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!"

"You're lucky she even performed for you bastards."

"Here's the problem. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do."

"The thing that I'm saying about Brooke is that there is misinformation. Okay? And she doesn't understand the history of psychiatry, she doesn't understand in the same way that you don't understand."

"You don't even, you're glib, you don't even know what Ritalin is."

"To start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt. Okay? That's what I've done."

"You have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt. Okay? That's what I've done. Then you go and you say, where's the medical test? Where's the blood test that says how much Ritalin you're supposed to get?"

"Just knowing people who are on Ritalin isn't enough. You should be a little bit more responsible in knowing."

"We need to let the word go forth that you can't preach morality in Yugoslavia and ignore immorality in Philadelphia. You can't preach morality in Yugoslavia and allow police to kill in New York City. You can't send our boys to Yugoslavia and we afraid for them to walk the streets in Chicago."

"You can't send our boys to Yugoslavia and we afraid for them to walk the streets in Chicago."

"And, the reason you're here today."

"And so I said, now we've been preaching all of these years that you can make it, and that God can get you through anything, he won't put more on you than you can bear, so I said, you be a strong soldier of the lord, and you hang in there."

"I did, um, a lot of yoga with my larynx, yeah, yeah, my larnyx [sic]. I would get up every morning and throw my larnyx [sic] into a downward dog."

"I did, um, a lot of yoga with my larynx."

"Wonder if when the baby was born the baby went and, you're Tom Cruise."

"Yes, because I think the younger audience, as much as the issues are extremely important that's what, that is what, you know, it is about, but at the same time, I think our audience really connects to who they are."

"I don't know if you experienced this, probably not because you're such a strong comedian and people are used to seeing you on stage, but when I was first doing the interviews for my talk show, all the journalists would be like, that's great, you're doing it, so you know it's not gonna work right?"

"Like I would do like this, I'd hold the prize like this and go, and they're like the prize is over there, why you, like, what is this, what's over there? You're not selling yourself, so you have to flourish."

"And they're like the prize is over there, why you, like, what is this, what's over there? You're not selling yourself."

"Call you outcast, low down, you can't make it, you're nothing, you're from nobody, subclass, underclass; when you see Jesse Jackson, when my name goes in nomination, your name goes in nomination."

"And it wasn't born in you, and you can make it. Wherever you are tonight, you can make it."

"Yabba daba dizzle, foshizzle dizzle."

"Now just let me say this: That's his business, and I'm not critical of him for doing that. You will have to pass judgment on that particular point."

"You will have to pass judgment on that particular point."

"Whenever they do anything that you're proud of in your life you'll be able to look back on the things that you taught them, both through your words and through your deeds."

My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron. But you can call us autobots, for short and you have a caller on the line now.

"You're gonna love it."

"Yeah, I'm hungry, uh. Is there any chicken around?"

"Davis Cup, Tour, you name it."

"They wanna see me, you know, yellin' at the crowd."

“You can’t be a maverick when, politically, it’s working for you, and then not a maverick when it doesn’t work for you, and you’re seeking your party’s nomination.”

"The yoga regime."

"I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, people for the American Way, all of them who tried to secularize America I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."

"You paid 100. You paid $100?! You can buy a wedding ring for $100. Go to the pawn shop. My wife isn't wearing a big huge rock on her finger. I'm wearing just a little band. It just says I love you. That's it. This doesn't say I love you."

You've repeatedly refused to trim the monkey tree that spills into your neighbors property, and because of that... you've been served.

You've been served.

'YES, I'm going to help you, Dale.'

"A big thing in life is to let go of the things that didn't work out. You can't carry around that baggage. You'll never be good in a new relationship if you bring in who has hurt you and all of a sudden your defensive."

"All of which fed a self focus, an egotism, a narcissism that leads you to believe that you can do whatever you want. You're invincible and there will be no consequences."

You are high as a fucking kite!

"But your words are certainly in your question. You'll have to grant me that."

"Why does this loom to be such an explosive political year? Because this is the year of politics."

"You put them first, and they put you last, 'cause you?re a chump."

"You've been had."

"You been took."

"You know how it goes."

"Oh yes, they are."

"I'm whoever you want me to be."

You're wasting my time

"You can't just keep messing around like you used to. Eventually, your dick will fall off."

"You don't own me."

"But you don't own her. Because theoretically, that pussy's on lease. You're leasing the pussy. With an option to buy. But be careful, because you lose half on the trade-in."

"If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium and you are already dead!"

Man 1: "I don't understand what the problem is." Goon: "It's private property, you're not invited, you are not among the official press. So you are not invited." Man 1: "I'm not doing anything."

"Um, I was a young kid."

"Ken was yelling at me, so I wanted to see what he was talkin' about."

"Senator Mel Martinez is going to be on the program tonight. He is a Senator from Florida, which means your grandmother either voted for him or blames him."

"No I've seen a lot of you people. You smoke. And, uh, you laugh at anything."

"You just blew my mind."

Soup Nazi: "You want bread?" George Costanza: "Yes please." Soup Nazi: "Three dollars!"

"You blew it! You had it all and you blew it! Listen to that video crowd, they hate you!"

"You have played Guitar Hero enough to reach one million points. Congratulations! You are fags!"

"You blew it! You had it all and you blew it! Listen to that video crowd, they hate you!"

"You have played Guitar Hero enough to reach one million points. Congratulations! You are fags!"

"The younger one shows facial hair and something."

"No I've seen a lot of you people. You smoke. And, uh, you laugh at anything."

"They said 'You're on your own'. John McCain agrees with that old way of thinking. Like President Bush, he wants to privatize our Social Security, turning it into a gamble with our futures. And making 8.6 million American seniors vulnerable to poverty."

"I did not expect reactions like that of fifteen-year-old Tracy Farnsworth, who said, 'You can go bowling. You can go to the pool. That's about it.'"

"Excuse me but I think your arguments are bullshit."

"Your president makes that request of every American."

"You smell nice."

Brand: "You've got a bit of hair there." Spears: "Oh, thank you."

"One million Iraqis are dead. Five thousand Americans are dead. You have destroyed the First, Second, Fourth, Fifth and Eighth Amendments. Nancy!"

"You're just some fucking guy! You can't deploy ambassadors!"

"Let's be clear about it. You can't just overthrow a government, occupy a capital, knock over their statues, stack their prisoners, refer to the horrific level of civilian casualties as 'birth pangs of democracy.'"

"Now it's up to us, now it's up to you and to me."

"Out yonder in fifty states are the people that we serve."

If you're going to make it through this, you're going to have to have big balls!

If you're going to make it through this, you're going to have to have big balls!... It's the Catalina Wine Mixer!!

I'm coming off stupid? You're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms.

Shut your mouth ... you're just coming off as stupid.

You can't fuck this up, Brennan, alright? It's the Catalina Wine Mixer.

"Well…you have not…you've seen gridlock in D.C."

"You look great."

"If that's not a reality show, the upside of that is that you guys are really good actors."

"What about LC? 'Cause I like LC -- LC, I think, is sweet. But you guys fight, right?"

"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!"

"Now it's up to us, now it's up to you and to me."

"But you all served together and fought together and bled together under the same proud flag. You did not serve a red America or a blue America, you served the United States of America."

"Young America, dream!"