"To have hundreds of people tell you, that you changed my life."

"If you want a audience, well you gotta like get off , you know, get off your ass. You gotta go--you gotta go get it."

"There's light and darkness, there's wheat and pears, there's sheep and goats. You can't be all things to all people."

"You came home and talked to each other."

"Now you listen to me, if it does, you can kiss this country good bye."

"You've just got to be tolerant and embrace all this nonsense people are believing."

"Be bold, be strong, for the Lord our God is with you and you will prevail."

"These signs about the end of days do not require a theological knowledge. So people who are watching this show say, 'Well I don't have Bible knowledge.' You--If you read a newspaper, you're going to get this."

"You see in the end with this job, you take your decisions, you make your judgments, you stick by them."

"You'd have to blame Richard Simmons and Liberace and people like that."

"If you die and enough people are watching, you become a martyr."

"If you die and enough people are watching, you become a martyr, you become a hero, you become well-known, so when you have things like Columbine and you have these kids that are angry and they have something to say and no one's listening, the media sends a message that if you do something loud enough, and it gets o...

"If you do something loud enough, and it gets our attention, then you will be famous for it."

"You can make a difference."

"And you're not invited."

"I just, I think it's wrong when we go around saying you're not going, you're not going, you're not going, cause it's not exactly my way."

"I believe that's the way God makes us. If you are doing something that?s not natural, that you don?t enjoy, I don?t think that's a part of your, I mean it may be temporarily, but I don?t believe that is a part of your ultimate destiny."

"If you knew that visiting your grandparents could change the world, would you do it? Of course you would. You'd have to be a douchenozzle not to."

"I don't know if you folks regularly get calls from United States Senators, but I'm telling you: you feel like you've been deputized."

"It's no secret, when you rub me the wrong way, you have rubbed a guy the wrong way."

"While I talk to your kids about sex, you and Todd can talk to my kid about God."

"You have kids who have been, apparently, deprived of any sort of sex education because you're religiously opposed to it."

"Your kids could, you know, confide in me about their sex lives, and sex problems, and get info from me about how to get their hands on birth control, which your family clearly needs more hands on."

You afraid I couldn't hear him?

You don't muddle through the central front on terror and you don't muddle through going after bin Laden. You don't muddle through stamping out the Taliban.

What Senator Obama doesn't seem to understand that if without precondition you sit down across the table from someone who has called Israel a "stinking corpse," and wants to destroy that country and wipe it off the map, you legitimize those comments.

We have to have a president who is clear that you don't deal with Russia based on staring into his eyes and seeing his soul.

Katie Couric: "You don't have any lifelines."

Katie Couric: "You don't have any lifelines." Sarah Palin: "Well in that case I'm just gonna have to get back to ya!"

"Just the biggest thing is make sure you really want to do it. You have to be passionate about the business because there is going to be a lot of rejection."

"I think so because you get to explore parts of yourself that you don't otherwise get to explore."

"The thing that I've learned, is like you have to set your boundaries and you have to know who you are, and ah, and you have to stand with that."

"You know because I think the nature of the industry, especially in Los Angeles, especially in that Hollywood world, is that, you know people will take whatever you give them and ah, and once you start giving things of yourself, I think you're, you're in dangerous territory."

"I think it's interesting, when I was a kid they would always bring to my high school and to my college even, people that had been doing it for years and, and the one thing that they always said was if you ever get to a point where you imagine yourself doing something else, then you should do that something else."

"What does this mean for your economic future?"

"That's what people have learned in this period, that you've got to be able to play out your hand and it's a big mistake to let somebody else be in a position where they can sell you out."

Katie: "Forgive me, Mrs. Palin, but it seems to me that, when cornered, you become increasingly adorable. Is that fair to say?" Sarah: "I don't know, is it? Pyew, pyew, pyew!"

"A lot of times I'll show up at a party, and people say, 'Man, this party was beat until you got here.' Yesterday, I asked somebody, 'Hey, do you party?' You can see where my support lies."

"Governor Palin and I agree that you don't announce that you're going to attack another country."

"Um, no, I kind of like it. You get on that weird schedule, you know -- you kind of sleep all day, and work from, like 7 PM 'til 6 AM. You see a lot of drunk people. You see a lot of crazy people, you know, those hours."

"You're the man now, dog."

"You gotta dig deep, you gotta dig deep."

"You gotta win."

"You got a one-on-one, you gotta win."

"The way you do that is you got to continue to win and then once you get into the playoffs you've got to learn how to win."

"You are who you say you are and you have to back up what you believe."

"You play to win the game. It's real simple. It ain't that hard to figure out."

"I guarantee you, if you have another choice to come, you don't choose to come here because you know you don't like to come to this ballpark."

"You don't want to lose your job."

"As long as you take control. As a woman."

"When a woman is sexually forward, and comfortable about herself, then people look twice at me saying, oh that's bad, that's bad, you should be ashamed."

"They automatically think, oh, you're a porn star. You're nothing."

"They'd come to my house and they'd be like, oh my God, your dad is so hot."

"Barack Obama and I agree fully and completely on one thing. You've got to have a time line to draw down the troops and shift responsibility to the Iraqis."

"In fact, you said in fact that you wanted to run, you'd be honored to run with him on the ticket. That's an indication I think of some of the support that you had at least until you became the VP pick here."

"You're going to have a choice in just a few weeks here on either supporting a ticket that wants to create jobs and bolster our economy and win the war or you're going to be supporting a ticket that wants to increase taxes, which ultimately kills jobs, and is going to hurt our economy."

"Man no matter what you say you're going to get clobbered. If you choose to answer a question you're going to get clobbered on the answer. If you choose to try to pivot and go on to another subject that you believe Americans want to hear about and get clobbered for that too."

It's not that easy guys, you don't know what it's like to be straight... It's awful.

You're close enough to the curb now ... you're right on it...

This is amazing, you are literally like my musical soul mate.

You're an emo punk band boy!

Nick: Alright, sweetheart. You think you have something to *COUGH* Norah: I am not jealous!

We love you, OK? But you've been depressed for a month and it's not cool anymore.

"You eat apples, right? I produce 'Entourage.'"

"You're a donkey -- I like that."

"You say you don't care. Doesn't matter when, how long, whether Barack Obama was friendly with him or not -- you don't care. But wait, wait, wait."

"You know what? As a black person, we are very, very lucky. You don't see where that's relevant?"

"He's not a hatemonger. You need to stop-- You need to stop saying he's a hatemonger."

"By the way, my friends, I know you grow a little weary with this back-and-forth. It was an energy bill on the floor of the Senate loaded down with goodies, billions for the oil companies, and it was sponsored by Bush and Cheney. You know who voted for it? You might never know. That one. You know who voted against i...

"You need somebody working for you and you've got to have somebody in Washington who is thinking about the middle class and not just those who can afford to hire lobbyists."

"But you know, one of the real catalysts, really the match that lit this fire was Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. I'll bet you, you may never even have heard of them before this crisis."

"And I'll stop, Tom, and you didn't even wave."

"You know, like hair transplants, I might need one of those myself. But the point is."

"You've got your paste eaters."

"Your [bleep]tards."

"Your nitwits."

"Your numbskulls."

Silverman: "Well, um--" Walters: "I never thought you'd be tongue-tied." Silverman: "In total respect to you--" Walters: "Yes. None of my business." Silverman: "--and your legendness, I do not feel beholden or compelled to define my personal relationship to you." Behar: "Oh, come on, get off it, just ...

"So I'm walking out of the party and I pass her table, and I go, 'Hey, Barbara, we're going to go smoke weed!' And Barbara grabs my hand, and just goes, she goes like this: 'Your mother and I are so proud.'"

"So keep watching 'Jeopardy!,' twenty-four hours a day, and call this number-- you dumb son of a bitch, you don't watch it twenty-four hours a day!"

Dan Quayle: I have far more experience than many others that sought the office of vice president of this country. I have as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency. I will be prepared to deal with the people in the Bush administration, if that unfortunate event would ever oc...

Ash: "You ain't leadin' but two things now, pal. Jack and shit. And Jack left town."

"You're going down Red Knight . Going down, down, down."

"But you're the candidate, you're in this huge bowl of 16,000 people or whatever it is. You can't hear what they're saying. You read about it in the newspaper the same day as anybody else."

"Well, I could answer you, Dave, or you could just ask him yourself!"

"You can't even imagine disliking a sister more. Should make you feel good!"

"Spencer? You can't go to war with someone's family."

"Senator Obama, I am not President Bush. If you wanted to run against President Bush, you should have run four years ago. I'm gonna give a new direction to this economy and this country."

"You have to tell me one time when you have stood up with the leaders of your party on one single major issue."

"Sen. Obama, when he said -- and he signed a piece of paper that said he would take public financing for his campaign if I did -- that was back when he was a long-shot candidate -- you didn't keep your word."

Barack Obama: "Congressman Lewis' point was that we have to be careful about how we deal with our supporters. Now?" John McCain: "You've gotta read what he said, you've gotta read what he said." Barack Obama: "Let, let, let me."

"Let me just say categorically I'm proud of the people that come to our rallies. Whenever you get a large rally of 10,000, 15,000, 20,000 people, you're going to have some fringe peoples. You know that. And I've -- and we've always said that that's not appropriate."

"Sen. Obama wants to set up health care bureaucracies, take over the health care of America through -- as he said, his object is a single payer system. If you like that, you'll love Canada and England."

Barack Obama: "I just described what my plan is. And I'm happy to talk to you, Joe, too, if you're out there. Here's your fine -- zero. You won't pay a fine, because?" John McCain: "Zero?" Barack Obama: "Zero, because as I said in our last debate and I'll repeat, John, I exempt small businesses."

"Sen. Obama wants government to do the job. I want, Joe, you to do the job. I want to leave money in your pocket."

"We got together seven Republicans, seven Democrats. You were offered a chance to join. You chose not to because you were afraid of the appointment of, quote, 'conservative judges.'"

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."

"You're the one that was making the comparison, senator, and I'm one who knew him well, and frankly, I think you're so far apart in the objectives you choose for your country that I did not think the comparison was well taken."

"It's my music, you gotta love me."

"You can tell me if you don't like something."

"You're entitled to your opinion."

"Y'all look at me as the key, y'all look at me as the savior."

"On the weekends, you can have, you know, one person's playing drums, another person is playing the guitar, and then another person's singing, so it's almost like you have a rock band."

"You guys are the reasons why I agreed to go do it again anyways."

"The mayor recently announced some news -- made some news by announcing he's going to be rewriting the rules and running for a third term, which caused Bill Clinton to say, you can do that?"

"You know what's being shouted out at his rallies? There's always a few fringe people who will abuse their constitutional rights, who will show up at these kinds of things, and you'll get that fringe element."

"Yes, yes! You're the man now, dog!"

"You're the man now, dog!"

"Jack, Jack is dead my friend, you can call me, Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier!"

Batman: "I'll kill you." Joker: "You idiot! You made me! Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think I didn't try!"

"To make honey young bee need young flower, not old prune."

Daniel: "I always thought it came from Buddhists temples and stuff like that." Mr. Miyagi: "You too much TV."

Daniel: "You're the best friend I ever had." Mr. Miyagi: "Ah you, pretty okay too."

Ricky Bobby: "I hope that both of you have sons. Handsome and beautiful, articulate sons, talented and star athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken away, I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt.", Lucius Washington: "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT pa...

"Yes we will lead! Yes we will prosper! Yes we will be safer. Yes we will pass on to our children a stronger, better country. Yes!"

" I now know why you don't talk. Because you're angry. You're angry because they make you wear a dress."

Hector: You say you want to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!

Ajax: You're as fearless as the gods. I'm honored to go to war with you.

Achilles: You sack of wine!

Hector: "But I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved", Achilles: "You gave him the honor of your sword"

Agamemnon: Well Odysseus, you found a way to make the sheep invite the wolves for dinner.

"Sometime my sister show her vagine to my brother Biloh and say, you will never get this, you will never get this, la la la la la la. He behind his cage crazy crazy, everybody laugh, she go, you never get this."

"Because you like to do it. You--how you taunt them. You like it for ratings. You call George Clooney an idiot."

"You have your life that you bring with you to every moment."

"I just think that you present your side loudly and articulately and with great showmanship."

"I don't think that you're deceitful."

"Well, not only are you against the death penalty, you supported Geraldine Ferraro and you think that Bobby Kennedy was one of the best leaders that this country's ever had."

"I remember reading that early on and thinking, 'Now they--Lucian Freud paints you and you still won't give it up for the guy. You've still got to give him a little fuck you.'"

Brolin: "Hey, Mark!" Wahlberg: "Hey, Josh Brolin!" Brolin: "What's going on?" Wahlberg: "How're you doing?" Brolin: "I'm good, I'm good." Wahlberg: "You were in the 'Goonies' movie, right? I produce 'Entourage.'"

Wahlberg: "Andy. Where were we?" Samberg: "You were saying my impression was way off?"

"You're pregnant! What's that all about, huh?"

"I think you gotta get Tom Brokaw for that."

"You know, you gotta feel for the kids there."

"First of all, you were just, you were a victim of circumstances."

"We're showing the stars who are in attendance, and you know, you're a star."

"It's their little powerful way of sitting back and, like, you know Darth Vader, making somebody do something on national TV."

"You just want to yell 'shut up.'"

Chris Shays: "I can't help you if you've lost your job, but if you had the way..." Man: "I'm not asking you to." Chris Shays: "This is what I..." Man: "I want you to tell me." Chris Shays: "No, I want to SHOW IT TO YOU." Man: "I want you to tell me. You're my congressman, you should be able to show me without poin...

"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it.Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life."

"Your fault as a son, is my failure as a father."

"Now you got more. You got talent. You got charisma. You got balls."

"Remember a long time ago I told you that ah, I said that you ain't never getting rid of me? Remember that? Well you're not, you're never getting rid of me."

"You call him a killa, he's a professional fighta, not a killa. You have this belief that you are better than us. You have this belief that this country is so very good and we, are so very bad."

"It's suicide! You've seen him, you know how strong he is. You can't win!"

"You're gonna do it!"

"You see what happens Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens. You see what happens Larry?!?!?!"

"You know what you must do. Make him suffer. Make him wish he was dead. First we attack his heart."

"Remember Max. You flush it, I flaunt it."

"You're catnip to a girl like me. Handsome, dazed and to die for."

"Well, you know what they say about rumors Jack: they make a rue out of mor and s"

"You've been a great inspiration to me."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?"

"You fucker, you fuckface."

"You fuckface."

"If you bought securities back then, you were very happy."

"You can go back and say, well, should they have done things differently?"

"In the short run, you're exactly right, it's pretty difficult to do a transaction."

"The first day I went there, he said, and this was in '84 or something, and he said, 'I'm going to write you a prescription, every time you feel sad, you take one of these,' it was Xanax."

"You know, when you're young and you're growing up, you think it's going to be your deepest darkest secret of your life, and then you grow up and it's not."

"You're not going to believe this because this person should be in prison, 4 Xanax, 4 times a day, 16 Xanax a day, I was 13-14-15."

"You want another visit this year? Vote Obama."

"You got anybody who says they've changed their mind and they support me?"

"You sit down, and you negotiate."

"You've got to raise taxes."

"You know better. It's condition-based."

"By the way, you still ask the best and toughest questions, more than anybody."

"Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles!"

"Shut up! Stop it! you weak! you baby! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

Alotta: "How dare you break wind before me." Austin Powers: "Sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn."

"Yeah Baby!...Yeeeahhhhh."

"You don't throw away a yearbook. You're supposed to cherish it forever"

"There's a mirror right there, why don't you take a look. You're white."

"You're one ugly mother fucker."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin to me?"

"You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank, you're not the car you drive, you're not the contents of your wallet, you're not your fucking khackis. You are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world."

"You're stewed, buttwad."

Mr. White: "You're not going to fucking die, kid alright. Listen to me, your going to be fine, along with the kneecap the gut is the most painful area a guy can get shot in." Mr. Orange: "No shit." Mr. White: "But it takes a long time to die from it, I'm talking days. You're gonna wish you were dead, but it takes da...

"You can't hide from them."

"Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts."

"You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck."

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minster of death praying for war, but until that day, you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth. You're not even human fucking beings. You're nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Did your parents have any children that lived?" Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, Yes Sir." Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

"Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck, do you know that, Private Pyle?"

"You little scumbag. I got your name, I got your ass. You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet. You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck."

Kurtz: "Are you an assassin?" Williard: "I'm a soldier." Kurtz: "You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."

Carol: "Pay me a compliment, Melvin. I need one." Melvin: "You make me want to be a better man."

"Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time."

"You're gonna die, clown!"

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger."

Claudia: "Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey." Ishmael: "You have a monkey?"

"You slammed her! You dunked her doughnut! You gave her dog a snausage! You stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey!"

"You wanna see me kick some ass, I know fucking karate!"

"You're not my boss, you're not the king of me, I'm the fucking king of Dirk."

"You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya, huh?"