-You just kicked everybody out on Christmas. –Well, that wasn't Christmas. That was chaos. –Look. I -- I know it didn't go like you wanted. –What I wanted was a perfect Christmas for me and my family. –That was our family. –You call that a family?! That was a natural disaster! –On Christmas, that's how it ...
"What about my part? What about the Christmas Queen, hmm? Are you going to let all this beauty go to waste? You do think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown? You didn't answer right away! You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really thought I was beautiful, you would have spoken right up! I know wh...
Frieda: "You're an absolute mess. Just look at yourself." Pig-Pen: "On the contrary, I didn't think I looked THAT good."
"You're what the French call les incompetents."
Donner: "Alright, son, try it on." Rudolph: "I don't want to, Daddy. I don't like it." Donner: "You'll like it and wear it!" Rudolph: "But Daddy, it's not very comfortable!" Donner: "There are more important things than comfort: self respect! Santa can't object to you now."
"Finish the job or you're fired!"
Hermey: "But I just thought I'd find a way to - to fit in." Head Elf: "You'll never fit in! Now you come to elf practice, learn how to wiggle your ears, chuckle warmly, go hee-hee and ho-ho, and important stuff like that. A dentist! Good grief!"
"Donner, you should be ashamed of yourself. What a pity. He had a nice take off too."
And all 4 of you come on down, you're the first contestants on the new Price is Right! And now, here's the star of the new Price is Right - Bob Barker!
Bob: Aha! You were right and the audience was wrong about that! Contestant: I went to school! I graduated, tuition, I studied!
Man: "No disrespect or nothing but how long is this gonna take?" Yoda: "Patience." Man: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, patience how long will that take?" Yoda: "Years." Man: "Years? I want to beat people up right now." Yoda: "Ready are you? What know you ready?" Man: "I got some pajamas." Yoda: "No." Man: "Yes show me those fla...
"Your moms is so poor, she can’t even afford free samples at a local Pathmark."
"Your mom's so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she had to say 'Ding-dong'"
"Your mother is so poor, that in her neighborhood, a rainbow only appears in black and white."
"You'll find our snackbar chock full of good things to eat and drink. Tasty tempting hot dogs. Thirst quenching soft drinks. Fresh crunchy popcorn. You've got plenty of time so visit the snack bar now."
Karen: "Oh Frosty, you just can't melt." Frosty: "Oh Karen don't you get all slushy too."
"You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel."
Terrence Bundley: "Every time an opportunity presents itself, you will say..." Carl Allen: "Yes."
"Yabba Dabba doo"
"Magoo, You've done it again"
"You said it buster."
"YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE."
"Buck... you're my kind of guy."
"Don't make me angry."
Miss Piggy screams for joy.
Doctor: "Sam, Diane, you two are perfect together. But, but why am I telling you this? Let's, let's share it with the rest of the world, shall we? Hear this world, the rest of you can stop getting married now, it's been done to perfection. Envy them sofa, envy them chair, for you shall never be as cozy as they, for ...
"You guys are ugly with a capital UG."
"You don't fight destiny.. No sir! And you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future or you get all .. scratchy."
"You're not going crazy Arthur. You're going sane in a crazy world!"
Phil: "Sorry ..." Lil: "Yea, sorry."
"You fat, bloated eediot!"
"Wait a minute, I got it. You could play with your magic nose goblins."
"You know someday I've gotta learn ventriloquism. You'd make a *great* dummy."
"You're getting it right from the horse's mouth."
Homer: Excuse me, Franko: Yeeeeees? Homer: Do you have a table for the mayor Franko: Yeeeeees? Homer: Why do you talk that way? Franko: I had a Strooooooke."
"Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom."
"You utter creep."
"You must be joking!"
"If you're not careful, all the children will dance about outside your window singing sour-puss and grumpy-face, and you wouldn't want that now would you?"
"You believe this load of crap?"
Invisigoth: "Are you gonna take off these cuffs or do I have to do this with my tongue?" Mulder: "You don't want to take a vote."
"You know, I haven't eaten since six o'clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was lite cream cheese."
"Yadda yadda yadda..."
"Ya know sometimes it gets hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles."
"Why? You don't think I'm capable?"
"(from the end) "Set a spell, take yer shoes off, ya'll come back now, hear"
"You wanna tangle with me?"
"You're the greatest"
"You are a bum"
"You're a pip, ya know that?"
"You people are all whores."
"If you're waiting for a hug you might want to pack a lunch."
"That's cause you're a Meathead."
"You sure are shoveling it tonight, Arch."
"You wouldn't notice a muddy elephant in the snow, would ya?"
"Yeah, yeah, you were funnin', you're funny all right, you're a scream, you oughta get a job on one of those excursion boats."
Emma: "I suppose you're not capable of gossiping" Andy: "Oh, oh, I guess we're capable all right. But somehow or another it just doesn't come as natural to us as it does to you."
"You can't stop it."
"You fat, bloated eediot!"
"Wait a minute. I got it. You could play with your magic nose goblins."
"You know the end is coming, a thousand years is over!"
"What do you mean it doesn't compute, you ninny."
"Dude, you're the man."
"You got a question, you ask the 8-ball."
"You're an anit-dentite."
"Yeah that's right."
"Uh oh. You're a John."
"Yada yada yada."
"You think YOU can get soup? Please, you're wasting everyone's time."
"You saying, you want a piece of me?"
"You're pushing your luck little man."
"He's nine years old! You don't need Karate, you can just ring his neck."
"You should sleep with him."
"You will be stunned."
"My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer, blood sucker, pimp, profiteer, child killer and my personal favorite, yuppie Mephistopheles."
Gabriel: "On your tombstone it should read always in the wrong place at the wrong time". McClane: "How about "Yippi-kay-ay, motherfucker."
"You're the weak one and you'll never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you."
"You're a fool, Harry Potter. And you will lose... everything."
"Yay Wendy's. Give it to me hot. Hot! Give it to me meaty. Meaty! Give it to me Zesty. Zesty! Give me a bowl of chili. Give it to me for only 99 cents! Yay Wendy's!"
"I ain't supposed to tell you that. If I told you that I'd be a no good Yankee son of a bitch."
"Yo, that's Brisk baby!"
"Yo Quiero Taco Bell."
"Yo Quiero Taco Bell."
Fortune: "You're nuts." Rudy: "A lot of people have been telling me that lately." Fortune: "Well, you've got to be nuts to want to work for nothing."
Rudy: "I'm sorry I never got you to see you're first game in here." Fortune: "Hell I've seen too many games in this Stadium." Rudy: "I thought you said you never saw a game..." Fortune: "I've never seen a game from the stands." Rudy: "You were a player?" Fortune: "I rode the Bench for two years thought I wasn't bein...
"You can't play anything else but center. You're too small."
"You're a Ruettiger. There's nothing wrong with that. You can have a damn nice Life."
"No, no, no you don't want me to go much further."
"The best thing is when you hit a guy. Know him, kill him. But you feel great. Just him and you. And he's the one that's hurting."
Alvin Mack: "Hey 23, don't think I don't recognize you, you poo-butt motherfucker! Hey pay attention when I'm talking to you nigga!" Mississippi Tailback: "What?" Alvin Mack: "You're the guy who shot my mother aren't you?" Mississippi Tailback: "Shut up man, you know I never knew your mother." Alvin Mack: "You were ...
"You're the man Joe. Now you go out there and you play like I know you can."
"You just can't do that."
"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that. Get any sleep?"
"One day, not today, not tomorrow, not this season, probably not next season either but one day, you and I are gonna wake up and suddenly we're gonna be like every other team in every other sport where winning is everything and nothing else matters. And when that day comes, well that's, that's when we'll honor them."
Jack Lengyel: "We are..." Young Thundering Herd: "Marshall!" Jack Lengyel: "We are." Young Thundering Herd: "Marshall!" Jack Lengyel: "We are!" Young Thundering Herd: "Marshall!"
"That be us Ernie, the Young Thundering Herd."
"You crazy man, get out of here man."
Boy: "What was it like to kill a man." Walt: "You don't want to know."
"Boy please, you haven't got anything I haven't seen."
"One of you is going down for carrying an illegal fire arm. You decide who."
Worker: "It can't find the appropriate program to open the file." Nick Burns: "This is 6.0 version, you didn't upgrade yes did you genius. Just use your translation software." Worker: "Where is that?" Nick Burns: "Move!"
Nick Burns: "Damn, it crashed! What the heck is this? Move!" Worker: "You're already sitting there." Nick Burns: "Yeah…shut up."
"Oh by the way. You're welcome!"
“Sometimes you um, misunderestimated me but always a relationship I have felt has been professional and I appreciate it.”
Bush: April, yes man. Reporter: Thank you, Mr. President. Bush: You were sound asleep back there. So I decided… Reporter: No I wasn’t, there was a whole clear row before me, I thought you were gonna go there but either way, thanks for the surprise.
Man: "Guess what? You know how I met your mother? They had a story about her on the news. Elephant escapes from the zoo." Neil Patrick Harris: "Wait, you saw her on the news? Then you didn't actually meet her." Man: "I did and then she goes to a plastic surgeon and he goes I want a refund."
Transformer: "You exaggerate." Megatron: "The point is he's dead and the matrix died with him." Transformer: "No, the point is you're a fool."
"The point is you're a fool."
Thank you for telling me what I already know. You should work with the Huffington Post.
"You are my life now."
"You brought a snack."
Security: "You've been made." Janice: "What are you talking about?" Security: "Would you come with us please. You too sir."
Joe: "Joe Dumah the winner." Joe Jr.: "Yay Las Vegas."
Dee: "I remember what you told me. We had to keep the human race going. And you did." Lee "Apollo" Adama: "No, we did. I couldn't have done it without you Dee." Dee: "You will this time."
"Yours are the voices I will carry with me every day in the White House. Yours are the stories I will be thinking of when we deliver the changes you elected me to make."
"You proved once more that people who love this country can change it. And as I prepare to leave for Washington on a trip that you made possible, I know that I will not be traveling alone. I will be taking you with me."
"You run the plays I call. You with me son."
"You're a goddamn quarterback! You know what that means?"
"We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to "set aside childish things."2 The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all a...
"You cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you!"
"And you are loving to everyone you have made."
"We pray now, oh Lord, for your blessing upon thy servant Barack Obama, the 44th president of these United States, his family and his administration."
"When yellow will be mellow."
"As long as I live, if I never see Gerard in yellow tights again, I'm gonna die a happy man."
"You have a great name. He must kill your name before he kills you."
Commodus:"Have I missed it? Have I missed the battle?" Marcus Aurelius:"You have missed the war."
Captain Jack:"Now to pull this predator in close and spring our trap." Dr. Stephen:"Jack. You're the predator."
"You are an awful man! You are truly a disappointment to us all Mr Burgundy!"
"Ahh you guys made me ink!"
Marlin:"I think its best if I carry on from here by myself." Dory:"Ok." Marlin:"You know alone... without ... without, well not without you, but I don't want you.. with me." Dory:"Huh?" Marlin:"Am I... am I, I don't want to hurt your feelings." Dory:"You want me to leave?" Marlin:"Well I mean not ... yes yeah."
"If you find yourself alone... riding in green fields with the sun on your face. Do not be troubled... for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
"Gentlemen! Milady... you will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Will:"You cheated!" Sparrow:"Pirate..."
Pirate:"You'll be dining with the Captain, and he requests you wear this." Elizabeth:"Well you may tell the Captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request." Pirate:"He said you'd say that. He also said if that be the case, you'll be dining with the crew...and you'll be naked."
"Drink up me hearties yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me hearties yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me."
Sparrow:"Who makes all these?!" Will:"I do! And I practice with them 3 hours a day!" Sparrow:"You need to find yourself a girl mate."
Barbossa:"I must admit Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out you're a hard man to predict." Sparrow:"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something in...
"Do not jostle about so! You'll ruin my shirt!"
Wonka:"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass. Please have a blade, please do. It's so delectable and so darn good looking." Charlie:"You can eat the grass?" Wonka:"Of course you can't. Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned ...
"Look, deep down I'm really superficial. Don't get me wrong, you're cute, but you're a nobody."
Don Lino: "That's it! That's it! You are out!" Sykes: "What? What do you mean I'm out!" Don Lino: "You're fired!"
Soldier: "I am authorized to place you both under arrest, and transport you to a designated resettlement facility." Shrek: "Oh really? You and what army?"
"You have been weighed…you have been measured…and you have been found wanting."
"You want to drop behind for a more dramatic victory!"
Mrs. Lampert:"You know what's wrong with you?" Crooshank:"No, what?" Mrs. Lampert:"Nothing..."
Ira:"You're an official representative of the USGS?" Harry:"Signed up over the internet." Ira:"What were you on some cheerleader site and you accidently got linked over to the USGS site?" Harry:"Something like that..."
"Come on…admit it. You're glad to see us."
"I gotta hand it to you George. You certainly do have a talent for trivializing the momentous and complicating the obvious. You ever considered running for congress?"
"I guess my only cause is victory. This war comes as a nightmare. You pick your nightmare side, just put your head down and win."
Worm:"But I still have a positive mental attitude. Because of my motivational tapes!" Tape:"You are a skilled metalworker." Worm:"I am a skilled metalworker? Ha! I did not know that."
Jonah:"I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!" Larry:"You don't have to do that! We got a plank! You can just walk off!" Jonah:"Yes... thank you.. You're too kind."
"Let's put it all into cheese curls he says! No I say! We need a balanced portfolio! A little stock, a little bonds, a little cash or cash equivelants. And then maybe some snacks. But no, put it all in cheese curls he says. Man! You gotta plan for the future."
"You cannot land on this island!"
Soldier:"He's turning blue!" Hook:"Yeah yeah... very pretty... lovely."
Color Sarge: "Hitch.... Hitch I saw you... You're alive." Hitch: "I am? Oh... thanks very much."
"You are no longer part of the system."
Professor Kirke: "What were you all doing in the wardrobe?" Peter: "You wouldn't believe us if we told you sir." Professor Kirke: "Try me."
"You draw far too much attention to yourself Mr. Underhill."
"Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind."
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
"You'll find more cheer in a graveyeard."
Smeagol: "Masterzz my friend!" Gollum: "You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!"
"Dear friend. I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we are the oldest and dearest friends as opposed to what we actually are. People who don't know each others names and met in a chatroom where we both claimed we never been before. What will NY152 say tod...
Frank:"I could never be with anybody who doesn't take politics as seriously as I do." Movie Goer:"Do you mind?!" Frank:"A hot dog is singing! You need quiet while a hot dog is singing?!"
John: "It's destiny." Jack: "I don't believe in destiny." John: "Yes you do. You just don't know it yet."
"You have problems and you need to figure them out because I can't have you like this around my son."
Stacy: "You're really complicated aren't you?" Anthony: "I try not to be."
"Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I'm in jail?"
Mr. Henry: "I hope this doesn't offend you Bob, but your brother's a cocksucker. Does that offend you?" Bob: "Nah, that doesn't offend me." Mr. Henry: "OK, good."
"You unbelievable bastard."