You're gonna need more than some seltzer to put out this fire.

Oh, oh, oh you can't stop today # No! # As it comes speedin' down the tracks # # Ooh, child, yes # # Child, yesterday is history # Be gone! # And it's never comin' back # # Look ahead! # # 'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day # # And it don't know white from black # Yeah! # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and ro...

You follow your dream. Mine came true, and now I have the most precious thing in the world. The Taj Mahal of joke shops.

You're joinin' this program already in progress!

You know, Corny's hosting the hop tomorrow. If he saw you dancin' like that... he'd put you on the show.

Andy: You okay, boss? Mace: Well my shins are banged up pretty bad. I think my ribs are broke. And it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy. But I'm circus.

You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, little twerp? No, you had to push it. Now you're gonna pay.

Miyagi: You have too much TV. Daniel: That's what my mother tells me.

Miyagi: You, uh, know how drive? Daniel: Uh, yeah, yeah, I do, really. No, no, no, I'm not-- I'm not very good at it, Mr. Miyagi. Miyagi: Me, neither. Daniel: Well, I really don't have a license. Miyagi: Me, neither.

You lose concentration in a fight, and you're dead meat.

You're a pushy little bastard, ain't you? But I like that. I like that.

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world. You give our position one more time, I'll bleed you real quiet and leave you here. Got that?

You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fuckin' lizard? That's a bullshit psych job. There's two or three men out there at the most. Fuckin' lizard!

You're one ugly motherfucker.

Male Student: I don't like this. Peter: You only have 75 more to go.

You never saw it.

Daniel: You're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn, remember? For 4 days I've been busting my ass and haven't learned a goddamn thing! Miyagi: Ah, you learned plenty. Daniel: I learned plenty. I learned how to sand your decks, wax your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learned plenty. Right. Mi...

Ray: Your high school sweetheart went on with her life. Mine got hacked up by a nutcase with an ax. But that's not the fun part. The fun part's what happened next. Chris: What happened next? Ray: Guess. Chris: The police found him? Ray: Close. I found him. It wasn't what you'd call your routine police work e...

Chris: Shit. Oh, shit. Cynthia, look. Look, you squeeze this thing to fire, okay? Jesus, Cynthia. Try and fire it. Do something, damn it!

Vance: I win. I win. Pee-wee: I let you win. Besides, you cheated. You have more legs than me.

Roger: You know, I'd be happy to ride shotgun. If nothing else, I could pick up the check and make you look important. Don: I think that would make you look important.

Megan: You already said we were coming. Don: To who? Megan: I don't know. Trudy said you did. Don: Well, she got this far by subterfuge. She won't feel bad when you pull the plug on it.

You are getting very sleepy. Your eyelids are getting very heavy. You will enjoy the circus. You will enjoy the circus.

Mace: You've got ideas in here that nobody's ever had before, Pee-wee. Really big ideas. I need one of those. Pee-wee: Help yourself, Mace. Mace: Not a hot dog. I need an idea.

Don: You have a lovely home. Pete: You haven't seen it. But it is certainly graced by the addition of the Cosgroves.

Ken: I grew up in rural Vermont. Kids throwing their bikes on the front lawn is not the country to me. Don: You miss the horse shit, huh?

You see, my friend was engaged to this girl who he thought he was in love with. But then he met this other girl who, it turned out, he really was in love with.

Roger: You wouldn't want to hit a golf ball off the tee when you could hit it from the green. Pete: We need you to stay a pure friend. Practice your putting.

Jenny: You're handsome, aren't you? Hanson: Yeah. Pete: I'm sorry. Your name is handsome? Hanson: No, my name is Hanson, but everybody calls me that.

Pete: You any good at this or not? Escort: Oh, honey. You've had such a hard day. Pete: Nope. Escort: Um... This is my first time. I'm kind of nervous. Pete: Nope. Escort: You're my king. Pete: Okay.

Lane: Mr. Campbell, you and I are going to address that insult. Pete: Are you kidding me? Lane: No.

You're a grimy little pimp.

You want some more, Mr. Toad?

If they've tried to make you feel you're different than them, you are. That's a good way to be.

You? Blame me? It's so funny I forgot to laugh.

You son of a bitch!

You a dude that don't know what dude he is!

You think I was the most closed mouth son of a bitch you'd ever hear to hear her tell it.

You must be a real dangerous convict.

Reggie: You made me miss, cop. Jack: You're looking good, Reggie.

Jack: Wait a minute Reggie, you don't get it, you see if you don't help me out on this one, I'm not ever gonna give you your money back. Reggie: You're fucking with me, right? Jack: No.

You want to be an outlaw, but you want to play by rules. There ain't no rules.

Troi: It's an M-Class planet. Population, 300 million. Picard: Say the greeting again. Troi: Yew-cheen chef-faw. Emphasis on the "cheen" and the "faw."

Crusher: You either need a new uniform or a new neck. Picard: Yew-cheen chef-faw. My collar size is exactly as it was at the Academy. Crusher: Of course it is.

You let me rot in a fuckin' prison for five years and then show up wanting some help. That's bullshit. That's worst than bullshit.

Oh you're in trouble with the law this time? Good! Good! As bad as I feel about you keeping my money, that shit almost makes me feel better.

You don't know what you do to me.

Female Doctor: You're lucky. You always wear a bullet proof vest? Jack: Only when I see my friends.

Doctor: The x-rays are fine Mr. Hammond. Reggie: Yeah well how come my head is still hurting? County Sheriff: Look buddy you had a bus roll over on you. Nobody said it wasn't going to hurt.

Ben: Christ, you really toasted that guy. Jack: God damn it, I didn't toast the guy! I just shot him for Christ sake.

Hey Reggie, you want to go for a ride in a Cadillac?

Reggie: You got the same girl, too? Jack: Elaine? Aw, hell, I don't want to talk about this shit. Reggie: Good. Keep it all balled up like a knot.

You know how much pussy I got because of that car?

Troi: You'll be expected to dance with the Regent Cuzar. Crusher: Can she mambo? Picard: Very funny. Crusher: The Captain used to cut quite a rug.

Yew-cheen chef-faw, Regent Cuzar. Welcome aboard the Enterprise.

Jack: Why in the hell would the Iceman hire Ganz' brother? Reggie: Think about it. I ratted Ganz to you and you killed Ganz. Who'd want to kill us more?

You go do your cop shit, Jack. I'm gonna check out these hoes.

You want to avoid unnecessary risks, next time, leave your android home.

Your self-restraint puzzles me, Admiral.

Riker: You haven't done that in a long time. Troi: What? Riker: What you're doing to my neck. Troi: Was I doing something to your neck?

Your android has turned dangerously violent, Captain. Considerable damage was done to my ship. He must be destroyed.

You're a real chickenshit, Wilson.

Daniel: Hey, you know, if you ever want this, um, this patch back, I'll understand. Miyagi: I know you understand.

Daniel: You're the best friend I ever had. Miyagi: You pretty ok, too.

Daniel: You know, I got my license. Ali: Yeah? Whoop-de-do.

You know, Daniel, I didn't go out with you because of a car or--or where you live.

Ali: You want me to drive? Daniel: Hey, it's the '80s.

Daniel: You think I had a chance at winning? Miyagi: Win, lose, no matter. Daniel: No, that's not what I mean. Miyagi: Hai, had good chance.

You're dead.

Jack: Hey! Reggie: Yo, man! What was that for? Jack: That was for the basketball. Now we're even, we can start fresh.

You ain't a citizen no more man. You can't vote. Ain't nobody gonna hire your ass. You're an outcast. Nobody wants you. Now all you got left is your word. Don't break your fucking word to me.

Jack: Alright, OK, You want this badge? Reggie: No I don't think I'm gonna run into no little kids on the way up.

You killed my family, pig. I'm gonna kill you.

Hey, man. Your ass is gonna be grass. I'm telling you now.

You know, man, these cats have taken all of the fun out of my work.

You've done a terrific job, Jean-Luc. Now pack your bags and get the hell out of there.

Data: Geordi? Captain? Picard: You're on the Enterprise, Data. Data: I seem to be missing several memory engrams. There they are.

You know, I never really enjoyed the Messiah. In fact, I think it's fucking boring. But your voice makes even a hack like Handel seem like a genius. ♪ Hallelujah! Hallelujah! ♪ Ah!

Victor, when we... When we put this thing to bed, you can brand the Fourth Amendment on my butt!

Pollux: You're 26 minutes late. The casing didn't fit, right? See, I told you goddamn Dietrich would try to pawn off some cheap shit North Korean plastic. Castor: Casing fit like a condom.

You didn't deviate from the plan, did you, Pollux?

You guys are paid to protect him from everybody, including himself. And stay away from downtown on the 18th, it's gonna be a little smoggy.

You know, I can eat a peach for hours.

You're not havin' any fun, are you, Sean?

Anij: You don't live up to your reputation as an offlander, Picard. Picard: Well, in defense of offlanders, there are many more people like me.

You stop reviewing what happened yesterday, stop planning for tomorrow.

You will... repay your debt to me!

You know, I've never seen a sunrise, at least, not the way you see them.

Jeffrey: Here, take this. Now all you have to do is jump. Agent J: You want me to jump? Jeffrey: Time jump.

You've managed to piss off every single one of us.

You threatened my world with war. You might not be glad that you did.

Thor: You ready for another bout? Captain America: What, you gettin' sleepy?

You're gonna resist the chance to see Cornel Wilde naked?

'cause if we can't protect the Earth you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.

You have to run with this. It's young and it's beautiful. And no one else is gonna figure out how to say that about beans.

Pete: You're off the business. Peggy: What'd he say? Pete: He said you're off the business.

Your mistake is that you're assuming that because something is true that it's good.

Roger: You never cheated on me? Jane: There was a kiss. I stopped it. And then I was mad at you, that you didn't appreciate it even though you didn't know about it.

Get in the car. Eat ice cream. Leave work. Take off your dress. Yes, master.

You've been on love leave. It's amazing things are going as well as they are with as little as you are doing.

You happy now, asshole?

Yes, we do. I'll take it from here, Ensign. Time to use the Briar Patch the way Brer Rabbit did.

Reggie: I'm sorry you had to knock your friend, man. Jack: He wasn't my friend. You're my friend. Besides, I had to save my partner, didn't I?

You would kill your own people, Ru'afo? Your own parents, brothers, sisters? Didn't you know, Admiral? The Son'a and the Ba'ku are the same race.

You're Ro'tin, aren't you? There's something in the voice. Would you be his friend, Gal'na? l helped your mother bathe you when you were a child. She still speaks of you.

Sean: You change the way you look every week. And the way you act... Who are you supposed to be now? Jamie: I'm supposed to be me. Not like you have a clue who I am anyway!

Dr. Miller: You have lived and breathed Castor Troy for years. Sean: I'll get his gang to talk. That's what I do! Dr. Miller: What if you can't? The bomb will blow, and Castor Troy will win.

Dave: Is it me or do you kind of feel sorry for Chris D'Amico? Todd: Yeah, it must be terrible to have a rich dad and everything you want.

You don't need me to tell you what to do, Sean. You never have, so go. But go now.

You've brought the Federation into the middle of a blood feud, Admiral. The children have returned to expel their elders, just as they were once expelled, except that Ru'afo's need for revenge has now escalated into parricide.

You are fucking awesome.

Mindy Macready: Daddy? I'm scared. Damon Macready: Come on, Mindy, honey? Be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of. Mindy Macready: Is it gonna hurt bad? Damon Macready: Aww, child. Only for a second, sugar. A handgun bullet travels at? More than? Mindy Macready: 700 miles an hour. Damon Macready...

Damon Macready: So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday? Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy? Damon Macready: You wanna get a dog? Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha! …I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchma...

Yeah, I'd rather die. So bring it on!

You are so fucking dead, man.

You're a fucking cop, and he's breaking the law. That's so inside your jurisdiction, it's ball-deep in your jurisdiction's ass.

You started some kind of new fucked up superhero club?

Marcus: This is not the life for Mindy. You owe that kid a childhood. Dave: I'll tell you who owes her a childhood! Frank D'Amico!

Marty: Yeah, Dave, what do you think? Is he the kind of guy you'd go for, with all that leather? Dave: No, Marty. No, he's not really my type.

Yeah. You're so not how I expected.

You can still go home, Gal'na.

Your scanners must be malfunctioning.

You seem like a different guy, you know that? Your mom would have been so happy to see you out of your shell like this.

Chris: You better fire this asshole. Frank: Ignore him... A bazooka? Okay.

Chris: Yeah, but that's not fair! Frank: Yeah, life's not fair, kid. Get over it.

Picard: You're really going to risk igniting the exhaust? Alright, I will! Ru'afo: No!

Riker: You think when we get away from this metaphasic radiation, it'll change the way we feel? Worf: Your feelings about her have not changed since the day I met you, Commander. This place just let them out for a little fresh air.

Todd: Yeah! I think I'm in love with her, dude. Marty: She looks like she's about 11 years old but... Todd: I can wait! I solemnly vow to save myself for her. Marty: I can see how that would be really difficult for you.

You want to play games, pendejo?

You red-assed Mexican greaser. You do it with your horse!

"Young men who don't know how to do any kind of business, and have no energy or application, had better stay at a home near their relatives, so they can be taken care of. They are not wanted here and will only come to grief, but men of enterprise are practically sure of success."

You put this bad boy in a flick, every motherfucker out there want one.

You ain't gotta do nothing, man. Just point it at the car, push the button, you hear a little "ooh-ooh-ooh." that means the door's unlocked and the alarm's off. Get in.

You have a beef outfit and a store. I have a beef outfit and a store. You're going to try to make money, I'm going to try to make money. It's simple and it's fair.

You ponytail wearing motherfucker.

You see our good Sheriff sitting up there on that horse? Do you know how much money he's got invested in my store? His life savings, John. And it's not just Brady who wants me to be getting those contracts. It's the Territorial District Attorney, the Chief Justice. The U.S. District Attorney. The Santa Fe Ring. It's...

You are ambitious, Earl. But you'd be better off selling ladies' undergarments in Hempstead.

If you know that, then you know Beaumont's gonna do anything Beaumont can... To keep from doin' them ten years, includin' tellin' the Federal Government any and every motherfucking thing... about my black ass.

You ain't asking the right questions.

Jackie Brown: He sells guns. Ray Nicolet: You ever see him sell guns? Jackie Brown: No. Ray Nicolet: Then how do you know he sells guns? Jackie Brown: He told me. Besides, why else would an ATF man be after him?

Man, you know you had that salvation army thing going.

You know, I couldn't speak any Japanese, and his English was terrible. But what am I going to say? His English was better than my Japanese, you know.

Damn! I bet you come in here on a saturday night, you need nigger repellant to keep them motherfuckers off your ass.

Jackie: Oh, I do okay. Ordell: Bullshit, Jackie. You're a fine motherfucker. I bet you do a damn sight better than okay.

Jackie: Yeah, you got a half a mil in Mexico and you want me to bring it in. Ordell: Goddamn... you told them all that? Jackie: It's true, ain't it? Ordell: What the fuck that got to do with anything?

Jackie: You always send someone, and I never know who it is. Ordell: Mm. That's a good idea. Jackie: If you listen, it's a damn good idea.

Max: You're rationalizing. Jackie: Well, that's what you do to go through with the shit you start. You rationalize.

You know, a good cop will never let you know that he knows you're full of shit.

Louis: Well, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm waiting on her. I'm ready to go, yeah. Ordell: You're the one in motherfucking charge! Louis: She keeps saying, "in a minute," right? Ordell: Go in there, grab that bitch by the hair, drag her fuckin' ass outta there! That's my goddamn money we talking...

What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.

Nicolette: You're clueless about the money, right? You've no idea where the 50 grand is? Jackie: I have no idea. Nicolette: None. Jackie: None. Nicolette: You have no idea... You don't know. It could've gone here, could've gone there? Jackie: I know nothin'. Not a clue. I don't have an idea where the mothe...

Nicolette: You'd take a polygraph? Jackie: Yeah, if it'd motherfuckin' make you happy! Yeah, put it right there. I'll do it.

Max: Yeah. She wants to give it to you herself, and she wants to collect her ten percent. She also wants to explain why she had to hang on to it. Ordell: Oh, and I wanna hear that shit too.

Beaumont: Man, you must be out of your fuckin' mind if you think I'm gonna get in this dirty-ass trunk. Ordell Robbie: We ain't going nowhere but to Koreatown, man. You ain't gonna be in here no more than ten minutes. Beaumont: Man I ain't ridin' in no goddam trunk for no minute, man.

Yeah, woman. Damn!

You catch a nigga off guard with this shit.

I loved my mother's piano playing

You may as well get used to that. It's the kind of resentment that your ability is going to provoke in some people.

Dr. Peter Venkman: As a friend, I have to tell ya you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. You guys have been running your ass off, meetin' and greetin' every schizo in the five boroughs who says he has a paranormal experience. What have you seen? Dr Ray Stantz: Of course you forget, Peter. I wa...

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey, Dean Yeager! Dr. Peter Venkman: I trust you're moving us to better quarters on campus? Dean Yeager: No, you're being moved off campus. The Board of Regents has decided to terminate your grant. You are to vacate these premises immediately. Dr. Peter Venkman: This is preposterous. I demand an...

Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman.

Mona: Well, I don't see what the harm could be. You are still supporting all of us. Roger: Thank you. Whatever you can find out by Friday. Mona: You'd be surprised.

You walk awful fast for a little thing don't you?

Stop! Look, if you don't wanna take these, that's fine. But you take a message to your guardian. You tell L.G. Murphy the Regulators are gonna clean house, and I mean clean house. That they can't own us like they own a little China girl for the price of a shirt. Okay? You tell him that. Yen, I'm sorry.

You'll have to give me some cash. He won't even buy himself a pretzel.

You don't understand, Dick. By killing Henry Hill you have started a war.

You're gonna be like an Italian bride... People lining up to give you envelopes.

Emile: You won't be happy till I'm dead. Marie: Who will cry? Your girlfriend? Emile: Your just like your mother. Covering me in shit.

Peggy: You want me to be alone? Katherine: You know what your aunt used to say? You're lonely, get a cat. They live 13 years, then you get another one and another one after that.

Yeah, the law don't kill innocent merchants either, do it?

Janine Melnitz: You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too. Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead. Janine Melnitz: Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play racquetball. Do ...

You had a sex sandwich with his wife and his sister the night he was sent here.

You are so fucking pathetic.

You're good lookin'! You're hot!

You're not respecting my boundaries.

Jamie: When did you start smoking? Castor: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. "Papa's got a brand-new bag." Ow!

Archer! You made the deal with Pollux Troy. That isn't like you.

Butterflies. Yeah, it's just like a butterfly. A butterfly flies, to a flower... stays with it. Doesn't know why, it just feels it. Oh yeah! She's...she's my flower, and I'm her...

Dana: You know, you don't act like a scientist. Peter: They're usually pretty stiff. Dana: You're more like a game show host.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, my God. Look at all the junk food! Dana Barrett: Oh, goddamn it. Look, this wasn't here... Dr. Peter Venkman: You actually eat this stuff? Dana Barrett: here. There was nothing here. There was a space, and there was a… a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were ...

Peter: I meet you, and I say, "My God, there's someone with the same problem I have." Dana: Yes, we both have the same problem. You.

Dana: Will you please leave? Peter: And then she threw me out of her life. She thought I was a creep. She thought I was a geek, and she probably wasn't the first. Dana: You are so odd.

Yeah. Well, Dick ain't around anymore, is he, Charley? And right now sheriff Brady's in desperate need of being removed from office.

Charley: You ain't gonna say much, dirty Steve? William: Cause he ain't got much to say, Charley. Or Steve understands the meaning of the word "pals", don't you Steve? Cause if you got three or four good pals well then you got yourself a tribe. There ain't nothing stronger than that. We're your family now, Chavez. ...

William: It's for you, Alex. Alex: You weren't supposed to touch Brady! William: Sheriff Brady sent the men who killed John. It was a good move for us, Alex.

Goodbye! Well, I'll see you Thursday. I'm sorry I didn't get to meet you, sir, and I'm glad you're feeling much better. You're still very pale, though. A little sun!

Yeah, I seen Red Smitty hang. Seen his head come clean off! It was a hell of a sight!

Janine Melnitz: You are so kind to take care of that man. You know, you're a real humanitarian. Dr. Egon Spengler: I don't think he's human.

You mess your trousers they say. Gals watching and everything.

You know, they say you should always give a woman two chances to say no, just in case.

Your mother...

Peck: Ray, for a moment, pretend that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on. Ray: You never studied.

Steve: Damn Charley, this is your last wish? Get your little carrot wet? You could've done that back in Juarez! Doc: Some kind of a special woman, Dirt Face. You'll understand that one day.

You can't kill what you can't catch. You know, these "mestizas" they say that Billito's half horse half devil. But who knows. Maybe a strong big Texas man like you could do it.

Alright. Now you best be on your way before you get hurt.

You're the best one in your row.

Yeah, sure you are a chesty little cuss.

You've got to show up sooner or later. And when you do, your ass is kicked.

Yeah? Well, you better have a spatula where we going. 'Cause my ass is frozen to this yak.

You must tell no one I have put you on the path.