Reuben: You were like the greatest delegate in Model U.N. history. Polly: I guess I did manage to pass a few resolutions.

Polly: You sure I can't get you a towel or something? Reuben: No, no. I'm good.

Leland: You're way early, sport. Come on, then. Get in. Reuben: Is this the service elevator?

Lelend: Yeah. I don't think we'll have a problem with this insurance business. Sure, I take chances, but, hey, you can't build a successful business without the occasional risk. Reuben: Oh, of course. What I'm trying to determine are the kinds of risks you actually do take. Leland: I only take the calculated ones...

Andrew: You don't have any goals. Bender: Oh, but I do. Andrew: Yeah? Bender: I want to be just like you. I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights. Brian: You wear tights? Andrew: No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform. Brian: Tights. Andrew: Shut up.

Yahweh

MacGruber: How did you find me? Col. Faith: You forget I taught you everything you know. MacGruber: Not everything, Colonel.

Your God can't help you, Jim. But I can.

Your shit does stink. It stinks like shit.

MacGruber: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight. Frank Korver: You're looking pretty good yourself. MacGruber: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans. Frank Korver: You and your dick comments.

Frank Korver, Tanker Lutz, Tut Beemer, Tug Phelps, Vernon Freedom, moi. Yeah, I'd say it's a pretty good team.

You see, it's filled with American heroes with over a hundred years of combined combat experience and a whole lot of brotherhood. And no, you can't ride in the trunk, bud!

MacGruber: You gotta help me. They want to kick me off the mission. Dixon Piper: Well, under the circumstances... MacGruber: Fuck you, dickhead! All right.

Vernon: You think about this. When you get old, these kids, when I get old they're gonna be running the country. Carl: Yeah. Vernon: Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. That when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me. Carl: I wouldn't count on it.

MacGruber: Your companion's a very beautiful young woman. Von Cunth: Thank you. MacGruber: Hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am. Von Cunth: This is my daughter.

Alex: You were so good outside. Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith: In line at a lunch truck?

Yo. At least I got a fuckin' job.

I gave him that nickname. N-no, I did. When he was little, he had buckteeth and big ears...he was so cute. "wike a wittle wabbit."

Yo, "B" they're callin' your name.

Yo, that leave it to beaver line almost killed me.

Janeane: You know that everybody's calling you a loser from the other night? Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith: Who said that? Janeane: Everybody's talking about it. How you froze up and got booed offstage. Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith: Fuck you, Janeane. Go home.

David 'Future' Porter: Yeah I heard that bullshit. Look, man, Wink is scandalous, dawg. Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith: Could be a shot.

DJ Iz: You know how many abandoned buildings we have in detroit? How are you supposed to take pride in your neighborhood with shit like that next door? And does the city tear 'em down? No. They too busy building casinos and taking money from the people. Sol George: Shut your preachin' ass up. Nobody care about tha...

You're shitting me. You're shitting me!

You're lying. And you're a piece of shit.

You did not just do that. That is a Blaupunkt! You owe me a Blaupunkt!

You suck, MacGruber!

You're an amazing man. You're gorgeous, you have a perfect body. A great sense of style. You're smart and brave.

MacGruber: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Casey: Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

Yeah, as clean as a pig dick.

You know what? Just stop. That's all you do, is talk. You talk and you fuck things up.

You a crazy motherfucker, you know that, trying to fight bouncers and shit.

Yo! Can I get some fuckin' privacy here, man?

Dieter Von Cunth: You punch like a little girl. MacGruber: Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl. 'Cause after I disarm this nuke, I'm gonna cut off your dick and... Dieter Von Cunth: Shove it in my mouth. You're like a broken record! MacGruber: The only record I'm gonna break is the "amount of you...

Brüno: Yeah, you were great in there. Have you done a lot of television before? Rob Paul: Well, off and on throughout the years. This last year, a tremendous amount. Brüno: Sure. Ron Paul: I do a lot of them.

Reuben: Oh, wow. This is incredible. Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, no! No, no. You can't be done yet. Come on, Reuben, focus. You have to last at least five minutes here. Four minutes, 27, 26, 25. Two minutes 20, 1 9, 1 8, 1 7. Come on. You can do it. 5 5, 54, 53, 52, 51 -- Oh, God! Fifty! Polly: Fifty Yeah, 50!...

I man, You're the only one who sees them, but you don't sleep on them. Then you take them off the bed every night, put 'em in a box, take them out of the box. I just don't understand the point.

Reuben: You know how many minutes a day... I spend getting throw pillows on and off the bed? Polly: How many? Reuben: Four minutes in the morning, four minutes at night. That's eight minutes of my life. I figured it out. It's 56 minutes a week. That's nearly two days of my life a year I spent putting pillows on a...

Vince: Yo, Dominic. There's no engines. Dom: What are they planning on racing with, hopes and dreams?

You want to spend the weekend there with her...

You know, you can't keep being the good little boy while the adults run this business.

Lane: You wanted to see me? Don: Close the door.

You break her heart, I'll break your neck.

You embezzled funds and you forged my signature.

You want ass, why don't you hit Hollywood Boulevard? You want an adrenaline rush, it'll be two large. Right here. Right now. What's it gonna be?

You let that wax figurine discourage you?

And whether you admit it or not, things have changed. You just beat out two huge firms for that shitty car account.

You can have any brew you want, as long as it's a Corona.

You just can't climb in the ring with Ali, 'cause you think you box.

Dom: You know what you're doing? Brian: I owe you a 10-second car.

You should see if you can get a drink.

Dom: You got this? Letty: You bet your ass, bubba.

You're on top and you don't have enough. You're happy because you're successful for now. But what is happiness? It's a moment before you need more happiness. I won't settle for 50% of anything. I want 100%. You're happy with your agency? You're not happy with anything. You don't want most of it. You want all of it. ...

Vaughn: Martin, you're gonna shut down the beaches on your own authority? Brody: Well, what other authority do I need?

You got to make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up... gonna play it cheap and be on welfare the whole winter.

I don't want no volunteers. I don't want no mates. There's too many captains on this island. $10,000, for me, by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

You knew there was a shark out there. You knew it was dangerous. But you let people go swimming anyway. You knew all those things... but still my boy is dead now.

Hooper: Your husband's home? Ellen: Yes, he is. Hooper: I'd really like to talk to him. Ellen: Yes, so would I.

Ellen: You told me the shark was caught. I heard it on the news. I heard it on the Cape station. Hooper: They caught a shark, not the shark. Not the shark that killed Chrissie Watkins. And probably not the shark that killed the little boy. Which I wanted to prove today by cutting the shark open... You may want to ...

You're gonna be the only rational man left on this island after I leave tomorrow.

FBI Agent: Your boy Toretto's red Chevelle has been spotted in his old neighborhood. I'm going to bring his ass in. Brian: Not in your car you're not.

Mia: You found something back there Dom: There were burn marks on the ground. The kind that could only be caused by nitrometh. There's only one guy in all of L.A. that sells that.

Larry, the summer is over. You're the mayor of "shark city". These people think you want the beaches open.

Quint: You have city hands, Mr. Hooper. You been countin' money all your life. Hooper: All right, all right. Hey, I don't need this... I don't need this working class hero crap.

You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water? You go in the water? Shark's in the water. Our shark.

You may be a big yahoo in the lab, but out here you're just super-cargo. If you don't want to backstroke home, you get down here.

Andrew: You're not urinating in here, man. Bender: Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.

Quint: See what I do, Chief, is I trick 'em to the surface. And I jab at 'em. I'm not gonna haul 'em up like a lot of catfish. Hooper, full throttle! Hooper: I don't have to take this abuse much longer!

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Your husband's alright Mrs. Brody. He's fishin'. He just caught some stripers. We'll bring 'em for dinner. We won't be long. We ain't seen anything yet. Over. Out.

Bender: You are a bitch! Claire: Why, 'cause I'm telling the truth? That makes me a bitch? Bender: No, 'cause you know how shitty that is to do to someone. And you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends and tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like.

Hooper: I got the creme de la creme. Right here. Hold on. Yeah, you see that? Brody: You're wearing a sweater.

Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis? Brody: What happened? Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief.

You know, by the end of that first dawn... we lost 100 men. I don't know how many sharks. Maybe 1,000. I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour.

Brody: You're certifiable, Quint! You know that? You're certifiable! Quint: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Quint: "Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies "Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain "For we received order for to sail back to Boston"... Hooper: You idiot, you burned out the bearings. Quint: ...And so never more shall we see you again. Hooper: All right stop the boat. Stop the boat. Stop it.

Quint: What exactly can you do with these things of yours? Hooper: Well, I think I can pump 20 cc's of strictnine nitrate into him, if I can get close enough. Quint: Can you get this little needle through his skin? Hooper: No, I can't do that. But if I can get him close enough to this cage, I think that I can ...

Ya know, I'm gonna stuff your friggin' head in there, man, and find out if it's a man eater, all right?

You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up, Johnny."

Mother: It's your birthday, and it's time you knew. Navin, you're not our natural-born child. Navin: I'm not? Mother: You were left on our doorstep......but we raised you like you were one of us. Navin: You mean l'm going to stay this color?

You punched me in the boob!

Scott Pilgrim: You and her? Ramona Flowers: It was just a phase. Roxy Richter: Just a phase? Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase? Ramona Flowers: It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count. Roxy Richter: It meant nothing? Ramona Flowers: I was just a little bi-curious. Roxy Richter: Well, honey, I...

You're gonna like that shit, man.

You mean I'm going to stay this color?

Taj: Navin, I wrapped your sandwich in cellophane, just like you like it. You want to come in and sing some blues? Navin: No, thanks, Taj. There's something about those songs. They depress me.

You're getting the rhythm. See?

You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.

You kicked my heart in the ass, so I guess we're even.

You made me swallow my gum.

Scott Pilgrim: You once were a vegone, but now you will be gone. Todd Ingram: Vegone?

You saved my life!. Come on, let's warn everybody!.

You punched the highlights out of her hair.

Reuben: Yeah, you know what? Uh, you're bleeding pretty bad. Leland: Yeah, I think I've swallowed a tooth or something.

Yeah, so when you think you're innocently eating a little bar snack, you're actually ingesting potentially deadly bacteria from about 39 soil-handed strangers. I mean, people wonder why they get E. coli poisoning or salmonella or hepatitis, when all they gotta do is look at the snack bowl at their local watering hole.

Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, ya!

Stan: You better not be bonus hunting on me, Reuben. Reuben: Bonus hunting? Stan, the man's career is on the line. I owe it to him to give him a thorough analysis.

Yeah, see, I think her lack of career is actually a positive, 'cause she'd have more time to spend with the kids.

Sandy: You're skewing the numbers in Polly's favor, Reuben. Why are we even doing this? Reuben: Because I'm confused, Sandy. I mean, my goddamn wife shows up on my doorstep... wanting to get back together, Polly's freaking out. I just wanna make sure I'm making the right decision.

Reuben: You're on the non-plan plan. Polly: I am not on a non-plan plan! Reuben: You are too! I've never met anybody more afraid of committing to anything.

Reuben: You don't understand what I grew up with. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything. Polly: Okay, well, big deal, Reuben. My dad had a whole second family.

You ought to spend a little more time trying to do something with yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.

Reuben: Yeah. I keep calling her up, and she won't pick up the phone. I don't know, I was thinking about maybe dropping by tomorrow. Javier: It's a bit too late, papi. She's leaving town in about two hours. Reuben: What? W-Why? Where is she going? Javier: I don't know. She said good-bye. That's it.

You dick!

You screwed a scuba diving instructor on our honeymoon. I mean, what kind of cold, heartless bitch... would do that to someone they love? I'd have to be an idiot to get back together with you after that. Oh, and by the way, I destroyed all your little throw pillows. Yeah, because throw pillows suck, okay? They serve...

Your dad totally put it in perspective for me. I was barely famous back then, and I'm never gonna be famous again.

Your BF's about to get F'd in the B.

Envy Adams: You are incorrigible. Todd Ingram: I don't know the meaning of the word.

You'll be set for life.

You're pretty sexy when you get angry.

Dr. King Schultz: What is your name? Django: Django. Dr. King Schultz: Then you're exactly the one I am looking for.

Wallace Wells: You doing okay, there? Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, good, good, good. She changed her hair. Wallace Wells: So? It looks nice blue. Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, I know, but she did it without even making a big deal of it or anything. She's fickle. Impulsive. Spontaneous. God, what am I gonna do?

Scott Pilgrim: You know what really sucks, though? Wallace Wells: What? Scott Pilgrim: Everything.

Reuben: You mean you're doing an E! True Hollywood Story on yourself? Sandy, that's so... That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Sandy: I know. I'm such a loser.

Stan: Your Reuben's proxy? What the hell does that mean? Sandy: Now, he's dealing with a personal situation, so he asked me to fill in. Now, you gotta relax. I'm a professional actor, and these dudes will never know the difference. Stan: I can't freaking believe this is happening. Sandy: Be quiet, 'cause I'm......

Reuben: You left Rodolfo behind. Does that mean anything to you? Look, I made a mistake, all right? I should've never put you in the Riskmaster. Truth is, no matter what happened on our honeymoon, you're much riskier than Lisa could ever be. Polly: Yes. Right. That's why it's not gonna work out between us.

Reuben: You know what? Actually, we are for scuba. Claude: No way, Jose! Reuben: Yes way, Jose! But we're goin' out with that guy. Hey, Leland! We'll be out there in a minute! Claude: Ah, you know what? As long as you are for scuba, Leuban, I am happy. So, au revoir, my good friend. Reuben: Okay. Hey. Thank ...

You're engaged! That's wonderful. Congratulations! Oh, my God, you're getting married in two weeks. That's a little soon, isn't it?. Wow, Mom and Dad really don't know Bob very well. Dad was okay with this? Wow, that was very thoughtful of him. I can't believe he knew to ask Dad's permission. Yeah. No, I'm just here...

Yeah. You're totally my bitch forever.

Greg: Excuse me. Hi. You lost my bag, and there's a two-carat diamond ring inside it. Missing Luggage Lady: I didn't lose your anything, sir. But put your local address on this form, and we'll ship it when it surfaces. Greg: And what if it doesn't? Am I supposed to spend the entire weekend with just the clothes ...

Greg: You make it sound like they're really hard to please. Pam: No, not at all! He's the sweetest man in the whole world. Just relax! He's gonna love you. I promise. Greg: As much as he loves Dr. Bob? Pam: Take it easy on the sarcasm. Humor is entirely wasted on my parents. Greg: What, are they Amish? Okay, ...

You guys rock.

Stephen Stills: You only played one note for that entire song. Scott Pilgrim: My hand slipped.

Ramona Flowers: You want me to hang out with you? Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, if that's cool. Ramona Flowers: If I say yes, will you sign for your damn package?

Patty: You're okay. Give me a bite of that corn dog. Navin: What about germs? Patty: Put a rubber on it.

You know, you can tell so much about a person from the way they live. Just looking around here, I can tell... you're a genuinely dirty person.

You're so cute.

Bender: You load up. You party. Brian: No. We get dressed up, I mean, uh, but we don't... we don't get high.

You look so beautiful and peaceful... you almost look dead. I'm glad because... there's something I want to say that's always been difficult for me to say... I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that.

You'd love her, Mom. She looks just like you, except she's white and blonde.

Gentleman, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

Elwood Blues: I traded it. 'Joliet' Jake Blues: You traded the Bluesmobile for this? Elwood Blues: No, for a microphone. 'Joliet' Jake Blues: A microphone? Okay, I can see that.

Elwood: You don't like it? Jake: No, I don't like it.

Jake: What are we doing here? Elwood: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out. Jake: Yeah? So I lied to her. Elwood: You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin. Jake: No... fucking... way.

Elwood: You promised you'd visit the Penguin the day you got out. Jake: Yeah. So I lied to her.

You can't lie to a nun.

Ow! You fat penguin!

You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me... that the two young men whom I raised... to believe in the Ten Commandments... have returned to me as two thieves... with filthy mouths and bad attitudes. Get out! And don't come back... until you've redeemed yourselves.

You boys could use a little churching up.

Jake: Yeah? So you know where they are. You said you were keeping in touch with them. Elwood: I got a couple of leads, a few phone numbers. But, I mean, how many of them visited or even wrote you, huh?

You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella.

Elwood: We'll be all right if we can just get back on the expressway. Jake: This don't look like no expressway to me! Elwood: Don't yell at me. Jake: Well whadda you want me to do, Motorhead? Elwood: Try not to be so negative all the time. Why don't you offer some... constructive criticism? Jake: You got u...

Toys 'R Us Saleswoman: Will there be anything else? Toys 'R Us Customer: Yes, do you have the Miss Piggy?

You got the money you owe us, motherfucker?

Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join... with us... the members of... the American Socialist White People's Party: an organization of decent... law abiding white folk... just like you.

Mrs. Murphy: Can I help you boys? Elwood: You got any white bread? Mrs. Murphy: Yes. Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please. Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that toast, honey? Elwood: No ma'am, dry. Jake: Got any fried chicken? Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state. Jake: Br...

Mrs. Murphy: You better think about what you saying. You better think about the consequences of your actions. Matt 'Guitar' Murphy: Aw, shut up, woman! Mrs. Murphy: You better think. Think!

Ray: I remember now. I'll buy them all back for 350 a piece. Murph: Three fifty? I paid 800 each not six months ago. Ray: Well... You know... depreciation, man.

You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!

What are you guys gonna do? The same act? You wear the same farkakte suits.

Tonight Jake and Elwood are going out to sing and play... to raise money to help you children. Your lazy butts are in this too! So get up on that wagon. We're going up north to put the word on the streets.

You want I should wash the dead bugs off the windshield?

You contemptible pig. I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral... waiting, in celibacy, for you... with 300 friends and relatives in attendance.

Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me! Jake: No, I didn't. Honest!

You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends.

Curtis: Well, the Sister was right. You boys could use a little churching up. Slide on down to the Triple Rock, and catch Rev. Cleophus. You boys listen to what he's got to say. Jake: Curtis, I don't want to listen to no jive ass preacher talking to me about Heaven and Hell. Curtis: Jake, you get wise. You get t...

Megan: I'll make breakfast. Marie: Your coffee is too weak.

You shouldn't keep things from your husband.

You keep eating your hand, you're not going to be hungry for lunch.

You all know why you're here. Good drivers are a dime a dozen. Man, every corner's got a chingadera tuner racing for pinks. That's not what Braga has got me looking for. Braga wants someone that would sell their abuelita to be behind the wheel.

Art: I hate the word "cheap." Michael: And so do I! That's why I put the word "never" in front of it. Art: You say the word, you put it on their mind.

You're a woman and you smoke. What do you want?

Brian: You know, I've been thinking, when you blew up your car back there, you blew up mine, too. Dom: Yeah? Brian: Yeah. So now you owe me a 10-second car.

You asked me why I let Dom go. I think it's because at that moment, I respected him more than I did myself. One thing I learned from Dom is that nothing really matters unless you have a code.

You know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! Two hours!

You'll make it a couple of miles out, if you're lucky.

You're in my world now, baby!

You just hate him because he voted for Goldwater.

Look, you don't want it this way. You wanna be somebody's discovery, not somebody's wife.

Megan: You're supposed to be encouraging. Marie: Not every little girl gets to do what they want. The world cannot support that many ballerinas. Megan: Is that what you tell yourself? Marie: You are an ungrateful little bitch. Thank God my children aren't my whole life.

You are and ungrateful little bitch.

Don: Again, I'm very sorry for your loss. Rebecca: Yes, I hope you feel better.

You had no right to fill a man like that with ambition.

You know, one of my partners, he ended it all. You'd have to be so sure you were going someplace better, wouldn't you?

Adam: You're in bad shape, Dick. Don: What are you doing here? Adam: I lost my job when I died. I'm gonna do you a favor and take it out. But it's not your tooth that's rotten.

You are the most disgusting person I have ever seen.

How could you do that to that woman? You just couldn't wait to get her in the hospital and erase her brain.

Conductor: You, Max Schmeling, you go that way. Howard: He started it. Conductor: Out! Howard: My things are in the bar. Conductor: That's not a surprise.

You're a real prick, you know that?

You guys are all great athletes. Thanks in large part to me.

Torrance: You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads. Mrs. Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.

Andrew: Look, you guys keep up your talking and Vernon's gonna come right in here. I got a meet this Saturday, and I'm not gonna miss it on account of you boneheads. Bender: Oh, and wouldn't that be a bite? Missing a whole wrestling meet? Andrew: You wouldn't know anything about it, faggot. You never competed in y...

Yo, yo, yo! What's up? What's up? It's time to get busy! So let's kick this shit and rock the C.K. off your panties, yeah.

You had to make a call, huh? Shitty call, O'Conner. Shitty call.

You two stirred up quite a bit of trouble today. Three of my men dead. Three DEA agents along with them. Of course, this is business and sometimes things go astray. All I care about is the car. Tell me where it is, and I'll let you go.

You never listen to me. Not when I told you he was a cop, and not now. You never trust me and look where it's gotten us. Look at our family now. I can't go home! Your sister is stuck in this life! Where's Letty, Dom? Where's Letty?

Chato: Good news, bad news. Hobbs: You know I like my dessert first.

You are being a "cheertator," Torrance, and a pain in my ass!

Missy: You ripped off those cheers! Torrance Shipman: Listen, Missy, our cheers are 100% original. Count the trophies! Missy: Well, your trophies are bullshit, because you're a sad ass liar. Torrance Shipman: All right, that's it! Get out of the car, I'm gonna kick your ass!

Isis: Y'all been coming up here for years trying to steal our routines. Lafred: And we just love seeing them on ESPN.

Isis: You know what? Let's go. Jenelope: Wait a minute. So that's it? We're just gonna let them go? Isis: Yeah. Because unlike them, we have class. Torrance: I swear I had no idea. Isis: Well, now you do.

Yeah, we tracked the owner off the vehicle ID. There are a couple of shell companies in between, but we finally traced it back to a corporation owned by an investor down here named Hernan Reyes.

Wilkes, Fusco! Let's put all this mess back together. That's going to take a while. Then you better get started. They were taking this car apart for a reason. Let's put it back together and find out what's missing.

Brian: You realize we're talking about going up against the most powerful guy in all of Rio? Dom: Yes, we are. Brian: Then we're going to need a team.

You bring us to a whole other country so we can rob the dude who runs it? I thought this was business. Sounds personal to me.

Hey, that's all right. That's okay. You're gonna pump our gas someday. That's alright! That's okay! You're gonna pump our gas someday!

Whitney: Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it then you. Courtney: You were having cheer sex with him!

You know, police stations are designed to keep people in, not out.

Cliff: You know, I begged my mom for a brother. Torrance: He'd look a little ridiculous in that bikini, wouldn't he?

Hobbs: You turn around and put your hands behind your back. Dom: I don't think so. Hobbs: Your mistake is thinking you got a goddamn choice, boy.

Officer Neves: You have every reason to leave. Why stay? Dom: Why do you? Officer Neves: My husband was a good police officer. An honest man. We both grew up here. Two years ago he was murdered in the street right outside our door.