" ...you're the most attractive of all my parents friends…"
Ari: "Who's your father?" Chas: "His name is Royal Tenenbaum." Uzi: "You told us he was already dead." Chas: "Yeah, well now he's really dying."
Royal: "Hold it Chassy, hold it right there!" Young Chas: "What are you doing? You're on my team!" Royal: "Huh huh! There are no teams!" Young Chas: "Aaahhhhhh!" Narrator: "The BB was still lodged between two knuckles on Chas's left hand."
"I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."
"You make me wanna be a better man."
"You missed the tough guy? Well, here I am, sweetheart! Happy to see me, you piss-ant-mop! Have another ride down the shoot."
"You've got frickin' mail."
"You just activated a nuclear warhead, my friend."
"You disgusting, wretched sorry son of a mothafucka."
"Ma-haha-an, you are one pathetic loser."
"Your time for revenge is at hand."
"You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, giant twerp, scumbag, fuck face, dickhead, asshole!"
"You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You aren't even human-fucking-beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!"
"Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
"You're so ugly you could be a modern-art-masterpiece!"
"I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you!"
"You will give your rifle a girls name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger banging old Mary-Jane Rotten-Crotch through her perdy pink panties are over!"
"Why you little maggot! You make me wanna vomit!"
"You stupid fucking cunt."
"You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dung heap, and you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential."
"You have rendezvoused with my ass, mother fucker!"
"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"
Conrad: "You can never tell anyone you did this." Girl: "Wha-what could they do to me?" Conrad: "Take you home to your house and kill ya."
"You sick son of a bitch!! You midget twidget bastard rot in hell and die!! You son of a bitch!! You Bastard!!"
"You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!!"
"You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!! Jesus Christ! I met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all!"
"You dumb asshole!"
"Your transmission has been terminated."
"You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay the fuck out!"
"You set em up and I'll knock em back, Lloyd. One by one."
"You little piece of dickbrain, horse shit, slime sucking, son-of-a-whore, bitch!! "
"You're gonna get accidentally shot."
"Put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."
"You're the only person who can help us because, Desmond, the rules don't apply to you. You're special. You're uniquely and miraculously special."
"You have the audacity to approach me in broad daylight in front of my business associates in public."
Hurley: "Awesome. You want a fry."
Dan: "I know what's happening." Sawyer: "Then how can we stop it?" Dan: "You can't stop it."
"I know you. I know who you are. You're name…your name is Ethan. Your name is Ethan."
Richard: "We need to get the bullet out." John: "How did you know there was a bullet in my leg Richard." Richard: "Because you told me there was John." John: "No, no, no I didn't." Richard: "We you will."
John: "When the noise and the sky lit up, where did you go." Richard: "I didn't go anywhere John, you went."
Richard: "You have to convince them to come back." John: "How am I supposed to do that?" Richard: "You're going to have to die John."
Hurley: "So when did you become so paranoid?" Sayid: "If you had spent the last two years doing the things I was doing, you'd be paranoid too."
"You're lean, and you're mean, and you're not too far between either I bet. Are you?"
"Ok, ok, ok, the guy goes, but, but, but, you're black!"
Hurley: "I just…I thought." Ana Lucia: "You didn't think. What if I were real? What if a real cop stopped you. They already have pictures of you covered in blood with a gun in your hand."
"You heard her."
Hurley's Dad: "You killed three people?!" Hurley: "No, Sayid did." Hurley's Dad: "Oh well that's better."
Jack: "Ben, you'll never guess who just showed up at my door." Ben: "Who?" Jack: "Sayid."
Sun: "The kind of person who makes hard decisions when she has to." Kate: "You get the baby on the chopper I'll get Gin." Sun: "Like you did on the freighter."
"What? You've had enough. What does that mean, you've had enough? You're leaving, you're leaving me now? I need you."
"You act weird we don't get in. I want you to look normal. As normal as possible, alright?"
"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"
Gabe: "Hey, you, pisswad. You're in my way!" Casey: I'm sorry I was breathing here."
"You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig!"
"You arrogant ass. You've killed us!"
"JESUS! You look like hell."
Lysenko: "One of our submarines, an Alph, was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks. We have not heard from her for some time: Jeffrey Pelt: "Andrei…You've lost another submarine?"
Jimmy: "Hi, you're nobody!" Joe: "Shh….don't tell anyone."
"Of all the wonders I have seen...I've never looked upon anything as beautiful as you."
"I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha, ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well known is this: 'never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line'. Ha ha ha!!"
"I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women."
"Don't rush me sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. You got money?"
"Take Mr. Lightbody immediately to the yogurt room and give him fifteen gallons." William Lightbody: "Oh no, no, I can't eat 15 gallons of yogurt!" Dr. Kellogg: "Oh, it's not goin in THAT end, Mr. Lightbody!"
"Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"
Feege: "What do you think? Should I do the yellow apple 6 report or the yellow apple 7?" Chief Rash: "What's the difference?" Feege: "Well the yellow apple 6 involves water." Chief Rash: "Well Feege the car is submerged in water. What do you think?" Feege: "Lets go with the yellow apple 6." Chief Rash: "Yea, I ...
"Now you die!"
"In Hong Kong, you'd be dead."
Murtaugh: "I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant, you're gonna be a father!" Riggs: "No, get going, get... what did you say?" Murtaugh: "You're gonna be a father!"
Nikki Reese: "That ball wouldn't have made it out of a lot of parks." Vaughn: "Name one." Nikki: "Yellowstone?"
"We went into Arizona. Yes we did. We fucking beat their asses. Yes we did."
"But if you see your friend Antonio sipping a vodka cranberry while too hooches are grinding to Little Wayne, you're at a club so put that damn gun away."
Seth: "You just shot yourself again didn't you?" Plaxico: "YOU didn't see nothing."
"You don't know me!"
"Whatever you say Doc. You're the hero."
"You have defied me for the last time."
"You have stung me with your betrayal."
"Wasting your time Yoda."
"You know this yahoo?"
"I know you just said that."
"You lost, I won."
"You're the boss."
"You can't do this."
"You work for me."
"Oh my god you're dead."
"You don't get a percentage."
"You know if I were 150 years younger you'd be in trouble young lady"
"Now you choose, choose between yesterday and tomorrow. Pick one, stick with it."
"Asps. Very dangerous....you go first."
"Oh yeah! Yuban coffee! You know, you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eatin' right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up!"
"Yes Captain Ron?"
"You're the reason we're America's fastest growing HDTV company. And to show you our thanks visit us at Vizio.com and check out the 55 inch million dollar event."
"Introducing Hyundai's assurance. Now finance or lease any new Hyundai and if you lose your income in the next year you can return it with no impact on your credit."
"You don't stop, you don't hide, you run."
"Humans of earth I have come in peace and you all will die. Gallaxhar out."
"You'll never defeat me. Lalalala."
Vinny:"Your honor, may I have permission to treat Miss Vito as a hostile witness?" Lisa: "You think I'm hostile now, wait til you see me tonight." Judge Haller: "Do you know each other?" Vinny: "Yeah, she's my fiancee." Judge Haller: "Well, that'd certainly explain the hostility."
Vinny:"What's this over here?" Grits Cook:"You never heard of grits?" Vinny: "Sure, sure I heard of grits, I just actually never seen a grit before."
"You were serious about that?"
"Oh, I hated the colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. Oh, you're going to buy my chicken! Ooooh!"
Albert Goldman/Starina: "I know nothing, because I'm a woman." Armand Goldman: "You're not a woman." Albert/Starina: "Oh, you bastard."
Meryl: "Why don't you let me fix you some of this new 'Mococoa Drink'? All natural cocoa beans, from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua, no artificial sweeteners." Truman: "What the hell are you talking about? Who ya talking to?" Meryl: "I've tasted other cocoas, but this is the best!" Truman: "What the hell does t...
Meryl:"Oh, oh, my! Truman, we're on fire!" Truman:"It's ok, it's just smoke! You ok?" Meryl:"Yes." Truman:"You wanna do it again?"Meryl: "No!"
"You can do it! You can do it ALL night long!"
Pat:"What do you think your sh*t don't stink?"Ted: "No, I dont, think, umm, it does, I don't care."
"Shiela hunny, you gotta come here. You gotta see this."
Ted: "Hey I know this is the Bible Belt and everything, but where I come from, this is not that big of a deal." Cop: "You son of a bitch, you're going to fry."
Ted:"Woogie? Woogie? You're Woogie?" Dom: "Dom Wooganowske."
"So next time we come you better step aside."
"You wretched slugs."
You're a fuckin grown up! Act like a grown up, you're not a baby. You're a fuckin grown up - I'm here to fuckin help you. That's all I was doin was tryin to help you.
"You know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker ain’t got nothing on me, right? Nothin' "
"You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!"
"You glide it. You use the forward momentum to provide the air flow over the wings to provide sufficient lift."
"There you have it. Your average boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy changes underlying social order story. So what else can I tell you? We rebuilt the colony. It's even better than before, you know 'cause now it has a very large indoor swimming pool. Bala and I, incedentaly, are thinking of starting a family. You k...
Z: "How were you figuring on beating them?" Barbatus: "Superior numbers kid. Overwhelm their defences, kill their queen." Z: "Hey, fellas you're being a little extreme I feel. Why don't we just try and influence their political process with campaign contributions?" Barbatus: "I like you kid. You got a sense of h...
"You don't throw away a yearbook! You're supposed to cherish it forever!"
"There's a mirror right there. Why don't you take a look, ok? You're white!"
Cindi: "He is the most dope guy in school." Amanda Beckett: "Yeah, and school's over."
"You are all sheep….baaaa."
"You know what they put in the water, don't you? Flouride - on the pretext that it strengthens your teeth. That's ridiculous!"
"You're an interesting Species, an interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, we are not. See, in all our searching the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other"
Sebastian Valmont: "No way." Kathryn Merteuil: "You can put it anywhere."
"You've got yourself a bet baby."
Phil: "You wanna throw up here or do you want to throw up in the car?" Ralph: "I think…both."
"I hate that clown," sound of ball rolling, "Yeah!!" sound of the clown spitting out Happy's golf ball, "You're gonna die, clown!"
"You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candy-ass!"
David Levinson: "Hey, all right, look at us, take a look at the earthlings, goodbye." Captain Steven Hiller: "Y'all take care all right, remember love for ya, nothing but love for ya, bye. You think they have any clue what's about to happen to them?" David: "No, not a chance, good night."
Captain Hiller: "Oops." David: "Oops?" Captain Hiller: "Whaddya say we try that again, huh?" David: "Yes, yes, yes, without the oops."
"I love you. You complete me."
"You know, I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other EVERYTHING."
"You have got to be fair to her. If you don't love her, you've got to tell her."
"Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."
"You fuck this up, I'll kil you."
"Yes, jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm."
"You know I don't do contracts. But what you do have is my word. And it's stronger than oak."
"See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fightin', and I think we're finally talkin'!"
"Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. You are hanging on by a very thin thread."
Rod: "Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?" Jerry: "YOU MY MOTHERFUCKER!"
"Naah…you have no idea what you're getting yourself into."
"You're all here because you're the best of the best, and we're looking for one of you."
"Yeah, well, you just pissin' everybody off today, huh?"
"Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around like jackrabbits."
Clone: "Doug, I'd like you to meet Four." Doug: "Where did he come from?" Clone: "You know how sometimes when you make a copy of a copy, it's not quite as sharp as, well, the original?"
"Ray! You take that diaper off your head, you put it back onto your sister!"
"You're just hurting yourself with this rambunctious behavior."
Parold Board Chariman: "You're not just telling us what we want to hear?" H.I.: "No, sir, no way." Parold Board Member: "''Cause we just want to hear the truth." H.I.: "Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear." Parold Board Member Chairman: "Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?" H...
"You're tearing me apart!"
"You! You say one thing, he says another, and everybody changed back again!"
"You know that you did wrong! That is the main thing!"
Police Chief: "You know it's too bad you didn't connect. You could have gone to Juvenile Hall. That's what you want, isn't it?" Jim: "Well, sure it is." Police Chief: "You want to bug us until we lock you up."
"You know, we're always fascinated when we find legirons with no legs in them."
Steve: "I'm Sorry."Colbert: "You don't get it man. I cannot concentrate on my talking."
"I'm fucking acting here. Hey listen, listen to me, you're a nice fucking guy okay. I love you, your fucking kids are cute, I want you to have the fucking Christmas bonus."
Details of your incompetence don't interest me.
And you have no style, or a sense of fashion.
I don't know why you don't know that Andrea.
"You have many treasures, who did you rob for this."
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue."
"You'll get your contract rates, or you'll get your contract cancelled. You don't like, then you can crawl back down that shithole you came from."
"Your fame is well deserved Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you."
"You have a great name. You must kill your name before he kills you."
"What am I going to do with you? You simply won't die."
"Let my men see me alive and you will see where their loyalties lie."
"You're on a roll kid. Enjoy it while it lasts - it never does."
Ben Richards:"You're a hell of an actor Laughlin!", William Laughlin:"Who was acting?", Ben Richards:"Well you're still alive aren't you?"
Killian:"Do you know who I am?", Ben Richards:"I've seen you before, you're the asshole on TV."
"You bastard! Drop Dead!"
"You have to ask me nicely."
"Your passion is compelling Jo, it's also useless."
"You ever serve on an infantry unit, son?"
"You can't handle the truth."
"You snotty little bastard."
"You don't want the truth because deep down in places that you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall."
"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull. You fucked with the wrong Marine!"
"You fucking people."
"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit."
"She's your boss, you can't be friends with your boss!"
"You never go ass to mouth!"
Randal Graves: "Becks, do you ever go ass-to-mouth?" Becky: "You never go ass-to-mouth."
Lance Dowds: "I bet you're the only guy in the world who still remembers that, Graves." Randal Graves: "Oh, I'm sure you still remember it pretty vividly, Pickle Fucker."
Wife: "No no no I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker ass hate monger." Husband: "I will. Baby you can't take racism." Randal: "What racism? Porch monkeys."
"I'm taking it back, you watch!"
Silent Bob: "You know what? That hurts. Like what do you ever add to the fucking proceedings, pussy." Randal: "Well then you must love this fucking guy because he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards."
"You know if it wasn't for this man I would be standing here dead."
Baby: "Here's the money." Penny: "You mean Robbie?" Baby: "No, you were right about him." Penny: "Is this kid for real?" Johnny: "Yeah, it takes a real saint to ask Daddy." Penny: "Thanks baby cut I can't use it."
"You're not the person I thought you were Baby. I'm not sure who you are."
"Get outta here, you're not worth it."
Baby: "You were right, Johnny. You can't win no matter what you do." Johnny: "Now listen to me. I don't want to hear that from you. You can."
"Your floor-- Your floor is now clean."
"You've got hepatitis! Oh, is someone not felling well? Your illness is very important to us."
"Why come you don't have a tattoo?"
Priest: "You got spunk, Wolfhouse, I'll give you that. But I don't know if I got anymore room in my pocket for your money." Jan: "I got a little spunk for you."