Tony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top ten floors, all R&D. You'd love it. It's Candy Land. Bruce Banner: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke Harlem. Tony Stark: Well, I promise a stress-free environment. No tension, no surprises.

Beth: Your dad and the others will be back by then. Carl: We don't know that.

Bruce Banner: So you're saying that the Hulk... the other guy saved my life? That's nice. It's a nice sentiment. Saved it for what? Tony Stark: I guess we'll find out. Bruce Banner: You may not enjoy that. Tony Stark: And you just might.

Carl: You have to leave her! Tyreese: No way!

Nick Fury: You think you could make Loki tell us where the Tesseract is? Thor: I do not know. Loki's mind is far afield. It's not just power he craves, it's vengeance, upon me. There's no pain would prise his need from him. Nick Fury: A lot of guys think that until the pain starts.

You can't just leave us in here! Open this door! Open it! Now!

Josh: Rita? Slide: Yeah, her brother's a bail bondsman. Tell her I said to use that money I gave her to get her teeth fixed.

You'll need help to get them back to the prison or to go back in there for Daryl. Either way, you need me.

You wanted your brother. Now you got him.

Josh: Yeah, well, badass is my middle name. Agent Denham: Nope. Your middle name is Marvin.

Josh: You don't know my SAT scores. Agent Denham: 540, math. 480, verbal. Josh: I retook those. Agent Denham: Your scores went down.

You've insulted me. And you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours. I had a guaranteed military sale with ED 209.

You know... he's a sweet old man. And he means well.

Josh: Mr. Dev'Reaux? Enrique: You know how many weeks I'd have to work at the BK to make 20 million? Fitzhugh: 18,600.

Chigurh: You don't know what you're talking about, do you? Gas Station Proprietor: Sir? Chigurh: I said you don't know what you're talking about.

You're a bit deaf, aren't you? I said, what time do you go to bed?

Oh, then you brought me out here for some kind of freak shit, huh? You want to stimulate my nut sack. Is that what it is, punk?

Chigurh: You know what date is on this coin? Gas Station Proprietor: No. Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling 22 years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails.

You're out of your fucking mind.

You better pray... that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up.

You each stole $50 worth of shit, I stole $264 in cash. Rule number one, never give your wallet to a thief.

Slide: Yeah. Who's that girl in the red dress? She got the kind of titties I like to play with. Charlie: That's Mary Ann from sales. She's a lesbian.

You better watch your back, Bob, Jones is gonna come looking for you.

You're such an idiot. I need a mask. It's got to cover your face.

Agent Denham: You're asking an FBI agent to lie? Josh: I'm asking an FBI agent to dinner.

Slide: You never said it was a real safe made out of steel. Josh: We're going after $20 million. What did you think it would be? Wood?

This is a bunch of horseshit. Your thief isn't even a thief.

Your move, creep.

You put one foot inside The Tower, I'm gonna call in a Code Blue. It's black. It's Code Black!

Bumbaclot... You should have tried the cake, man.

You mess with me, you're a dead man. Now drop it!

You sissy... You bitch!

You know, I'm still trying to decide if I should go after your badge. Either way, no hard feelings on my part. Maybe we could have dinner sometime, my treat. Huh?

Fitzhugh: You leave the keys? In New York? Slide: It's a stolen car. Fitzhugh: You brought a stolen car to a robbery?

Drug Dealer #3: You want it all. He wants it all. Drug Dealer #1: He wants it all, beautiful. Congratulations! Drug Dealer #3: All right! Riggs: Maybe a nice six footer to put it under, huh? Drug Dealer #2: You want a tree? Riggs: Yeah!

Drug Dealer #2: This badge ain't real. You ain't real. Drug Dealer #1: Hell you sure are a crazy son of a bitch! Riggs: You think I'm crazy? Drug Dealer #1, #2, #3: Yeah! Riggs: You call me crazy, you think I'm crazy? Yeah, you wanna see crazy? I'll show you.

Loki: Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man. Natasha Romanoff: Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that. I'm Russian. Or I was.

Your ledger is dripping. It's gushing red and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything?

You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are part of you. And they will never go away.

Thor: You speak of control, yet you court chaos. Bruce Banner: That's his M.O., isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, we're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're a time bomb.

Nick Fury: You need to step away. Tony Stark: Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam? Steve Rogers: You know damn well why. Back off! Tony Stark: I'm starting to want you to make me. Steve Rogers: Yeah. Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you? Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy...

Steve Rogers: You know, you may not be a threat but you better stop pretending to be a hero. Tony Stark: A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

Thor: You located the Tesseract? Tony Stark: I could get there fastest. Thor: The Tesseract belongs on Asgard. No human is a match for it. Steve Rogers: You're not going alone. Tony Stark: You're gonna stop me? Steve Rogers: Put on the suit, let's find out. Tony Stark: I'm not afraid to hit an old man. ...

You see that red lever? It will slow the rotors down long enough for me to get out. Stand by it. Wait for my word.

Agent Phil Coulson: You're going to lose. Loki: Am I? Agent Phil Coulson: It's in your nature. Loki: Your heroes are scattered. Your floating fortress falls from the sky.

Security Guard: You fell out of the sky. Bruce Banner: Did I hurt anybody?

Security Guard: You were awake when you fell. Bruce Banner: You saw? Security Guard: The whole thing. Right through the ceiling. Big and green and buck-ass nude. Here. Didn't think those would fit you until you shrunk down to a regular-size feller. Bruce Banner: Thank you.

Natasha Romanoff: You didn't come here because I bat my eyelashes at you. Bruce Banner: Yes, and I'm not leaving because suddenly you get a little twitchy.

Loki: You should have left your armour on for that. Tony Stark: Yeah. It's seen a bit of mileage, and you've got the glow stick of destiny.

Hey Rog, ah, you looked younger with the beard.

Loki: Yes, I've met them. Tony StarK: Yeah. It takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one.

Tony Stark: You've managed to piss off every single one of them. Loki: That was the plan. Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.

Boyette: You shaved the beard. Roger: Some detective.

You will all fall before me.

The General: I don't think you're funny. Mendez: I don't think this whole goddamn setup's funny. You're using mercenaries, for chrissake, tell me I'm wrong. The General: No. You're not wrong. Mendez: And you expect me to trust these fuckin' bozos? The General: My people are loyal, Mr. Mendez. They are loyal ...

The General: Do you smoke? Mendez: What the hell does that got to do with anything, do I smoke... The General: Do you smoke? Mendez: Yeah. The General: Give me your lighter. Mendez: My... my lighter? The General: Your lighter! Mendez: Yeah, okay right here... here, take it...

Teddy: You must be high. Is she high, Ty? Ty: High, Ted.

Mendez: Aw, Jesus Christ, man! You guys are fuckin' crazy, man. Come on! The General: Have Endo look at that, Mr. Joshua. Mr. Joshua: Yes, sir.

The General: You wish to do business with us, yes? Mendez: Jesus Christ The General: You wish to make a purchase, yes? Mendez: Yes, yes, Jesus Christ, yes... Ya know, you guys are out there like fuckin' Pluto, man. You're gone!

You need men in these buildings. There are people inside and they're going to be running right into the line of fire. You take them to the basements or through the subway. You keep them off the streets. I need a perimeter as far back as 39th.

You think this metal man is fun. But who built it? The Russians? The Chinese? Martians? Canadians? I don't care! All I know is we didn't build it, and that's reason enough to assume the worst and blow it to kingdom come!

Riggs: You want me to drive? Roger: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive. Just get in the car. Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town is suicidal.

Kent: You mean, we're all going to. General Rogard: To die, Mansley. For our country. Kent: Screw our country. I want to live!

You know you're not the first guy to think of this you know. A lot people have got problems especially during the silly season like now.

You know, this sort of thing is why it's so important to really chew your food.

McCleary: You know shit. Riggs: No, you're wrong, pal, you're wrong. McCleary: You don't know nothing. Don't touch me! Riggs: Take it easy. McCleary: Look, I didn't do any thing wrong. Riggs: I know that. It's not like your murdering anyone or anything. McCleary: That's right. Riggs: That's right.

Riggs: See this key? Bye bye. McCleary: You're crazy! Riggs: Now you can jump if you want to, but you'll be taking me with you and that makes you a murderer, okay?

You want to go up again? Let's go again. Come on, it was great.

Hogarth: Come on in! The, the, the water's great! Dean: No, thanks! Hogarth: You weenie!

You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature.

Oliver: Alice, you're very swell. Alice: That's what makes me dangerous. I'm the new type of other woman.

You're not gonna get there fast enough on foot.

You get me a photograph of this thing, and I could probably get some troops over there! But you tell me you've got a feeling.

All right, then. Fine. You want evidence? I'll get you evidence! And when I do, I'm gonna want a memo distributed!

You just steer the boat, you stupid, imbecilic retard. You're not my son.

Merida: Mum! Queen Elinor: You'll get dreadful collywobbles. Oh, Fergus, will you look at your daughter's plate?

Roger: Go head pal! Be my guest! Go ahead, if you're serious! Riggs: You shouldn't tempt me, man. Roger: Put it in your mouth. Bullet may go through your ear and not kill you. Riggs: Under the chin's just as good! Roger: Yeah! Yeah! Under the chin!

Your father has something to discuss with you. Fergus?

You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!

You ever met anybody you didn't kill?

Hey, you got a boyfriend? No, you ain't got a boyfriend. You know why? Why don't you think you have a boyfriend? 'cause you're hangin' with them coconuts in the corner, understand?

You need some help.

We resolved that your wife takes out the garbage... your daughter smokes grass, in the house and it's illegal... and you don't know a hell of a lot about boats.

Riggs: You got a hell of a nice family there. Roger: Thank you. Riggs: I enjoyed the meal. Thanks a lot. Roger: Bullshit. But thanks anyway.

I tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody... especially me or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.

Riggs: I'll see ya tomorrow. Roger: Yeah, I'll see you... Hey Riggs! Riggs: Yo? Roger: You really like my wife's cooking? Riggs: ...No. See you tomorrow.

You're gonna bust Dixie! You're gonna bust Dixie! You're gonna bust Dixie!

Oliver: You cold? Alice: A cat just walked over my grave.

You wore your vest! That was smart, kid.

Roger: Yeah, sure. He's probably blond with big dimples. Dispatch: How did you know that, Sarge? Over.

King Fergus: You're muttering. Queen Elinor: I don't mutter. King Fergus: Aye, you do. You mutter, lass, when something's troubling you.

Queen Elinor: You look absolutely beautiful. Merida: I can't breathe. Queen Elinor: Shush! Give us a turn. Merida: I can't move. It's too tight. Queen Elinor: It's perfect.

Queen Elinor: Yes. In accordance with our laws, by the rights of our heritage, only the firstborn of each of the great leaders may be presented as champion. Merida: Firstborn? Queen Elinor: And thus compete for the hand of the Princess of Dun Broch.

Merica: This is so unfair! Queen Elinor: Huh, unfair? Merida: You're never there for me.

Queen Elinor: Ach, you're acting like a child. Merida: And you're a beast. That's what you are! Queen Elinor: Merida. Merida: I'll never be like you. Queen Elinor: No, stop that! Merida: I'd rather die than be like you!

You holler if you see anything you like. Everything is half off.

Of course, you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us.

You guys are lifesavers. I appreciate the effort. Don't pull a hammy over it. Perfect.

You okay? You're like a human Chinese puzzle.

Okay, hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader... To prove to a girl that you are not a loser?

You're very clever, and perhaps you enjoy this little game you're having with me, but I shall discover your secret.

Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!

Andy: You saved the day again, Woody. Woody: You're my favorite deputy.

Yep. It'll almost be a shame when I nail you.

Carla Jean: You are coming back, ain't you? Moss: I shall return.

You telling me he shot this boy in the head and then went digging around in there with a pocket knife?

Man who hires Wells: You know Anton Chigurh by sight, is that correct? Carson Wells: Yes, sir, I know him every which way.

You'll be well-paid, you'll be well-armed, and at the end of it, The Punisher will be dead.

Budiansky: Your partner, Frank Castle, needs help. Soap: Partner is a little bit of an exaggeration.

ED-209: 'You are in direct violation of penal code 113, section 9. 'You have 5 seconds to comply.' Kinney: Help! Help me!

Riggs: You know they're going to kill her, don't you? Roger: Yes. Riggs: So if you want her back, you're going to have to take her away from them. Roger: I know.

Riggs: You're General Peter McAlister, Commander of Shadow Company. General: I see we've heard of each other. Riggs: Yep. It'll almost be a shame when I nail you.

You're gonna have to trust me.

You a good cop, hotshot? Sure you are.

Why you gotta be some kind of great cop. Come in here all by yourself.

Merida: Your broom! It was sweeping by itself. Witch: That's ridiculous. Wood cannot be imbued with magical properties. I should know. I'm a... Whittler.

Merida: You're a witch! Witch: Woodcarver. Merida: That's why the wisps led me here. Witch: Woodcarver! Merida: You'll change my fate! Witch: Woodcarver! Merida: You see, it's my mother. Witch: I'm not a witch! Too many unsatisfied customers.

You should be seeing double right about now. That would be a torn meniscus.

You shoot one of these two, I'll let the other one go free. What do you say, Frank? Who's it to be, your fat friend right here? Or that nice little piece of jailbait over there?

You won't feel a thing, Micro.

Yeah, he's a psychopathic killer, but so what? There's plenty of them around.

The Man who hires Wells: You've led something of a charmed life, haven't you, Mr. Wells? Carson: In all honesty, I can't say that charm has had a whole lot to do with it.

Carson: You know, I counted the floors to this building from the street. Man who hires Wells: And? Carson: There's one missing. Man who hires Wells: We'll look into it.

You looked at your load lately? Oh. That is a damn outrage.

You get your ass outta here.

Carson: You know how he found you? Moss: Yeah, I know how he found me. Carson: It's called a transponder. Moss: I know what it's called.

You changed. Like you were a... I mean, like you were a bear on the inside.

Yeah. You're not cut out for this. You're just a guy who happened to find those vehicles.

You suppose this could've been the kingdom in that story you were telling me?

Merida: You fought for each other. You risked everything for each other. Lord MacGuffin, my dad saved your life, stopping an arrow as you ran to Dingwall's aid. Lord MacGuffin: Aye, and I'll never forget it.

Riggs: God damn it! You were supposed to come on 3! Roger: I thought you meant 1, 2, 3, then go. Riggs: No! No! On 3! We always go on 3! Roger: We don't always go on 3! Sometimes we go on 1, 2, 3, go!

Riggs: You're not thinking of retiring, are you? Roger: Well, I been thinking about it since I met you.

Emmett: I'm sorry. I'm not myself today. I saw my neurologist this morning. He's... Karen: You're not going to give me some bullshit that you're dying, are you? Emmett: No. Not now.

You planned this. You want me to fail that test, so that you can keep me down here in the center of the earth doing your work for you.

Your gym is a skid mark on the underpants of society.

Austin: Gathering, level 20? That's quite a step up in base pay. Emmett: You mean we're not in trouble?

Jeff: You're the reason Alex has been tired all week? Grace: We have been sort of rough on him, but he is kind of soft, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, let's fuckin' rage!

You guys think you're so fucking cool. Makes me sick! "Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone."

Paulie: You want the bird? Go in the alley and eat the bird. Adrian: Oh, Paulie. Paulie: I want you outta here! Get outta the house!

You don't have to do this. I'm a day trader. I could just go home.

You go to hell.

You and me... We've been at war, since before either of us even existed.

You know how this is gonna turn out, don't you?

You bring me the money, and I'll let her go. Otherwise, she's accountable, the same as you. That's the best deal you're gonna get.

You tried killing my mother, Sarah Connor. You killed my father, Kyle Reese. You will not kill me.

Yeah, I'm gonna bring you something, all right. Decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't gonna have to come look for me at all.

You know, if you'd have told me 20 years ago I'd see children walking the streets of our Texas towns with green hair, bones in their noses, I just flat-out wouldn't have believed you.

You can't stop what's coming. It ain't all waitin' on you.

Carla Jean: You got no cause to hurt me. Chigurh: No. But I gave my word. Carla Jean: You gave your word? Chigurh: To your husband.

Carla Jean: You gave your word to my husband to kill me? Chigurh: Your husband had the opportunity to save you. Instead, he used you to try to save himself.

Carla Jean: You don't have to do this. Chigurh: People always say the same thing. Carla Jean: What do they say? Chigurh: They say, "You don't have to do this."

Marcus: You're dead. Korgen: Calculations confirmed the Serena... John: ...Code on this face isn't easiest for you to process. Kyle: It can be others if you wish.

Buzz Lightyear: Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off. Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody? Woody: It's not a laser! It's a... It's a little light bulb that blinks.

You know, in one ear, out the rubber.

You give a whole new meaning to the word "drop cloth," Mr. Rudd.

Yeah. Find a nice bitch, raise a couple of pups. A man could live here and be happy, huh?

You want to know what we done? Shall I tell you? You just let your imagination run wild, man. Now, this has just been a warning, lad. After this, it gets bloody.

You wondering about your kids, Murtaugh, huh? You're wondering what we done to them, huh?

Capt. Murphy: And Riggs, one more thing. Riggs: What? Capt. Murphy: You know what that says? Riggs: Yeah, the same thing as that. But I don't give a fuck!

You're lucky. I have to live with that.

Leo: Spring goes in the other end. Riggs: You like breathing?

You cops aren't too bright, are you?

Leo: You take a tax deduction on interest payments that you don't even make. Am I an innovator? Am I a genius? Riggs: You're a swindler. Roger: Cheat.

You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny. And if you try to interfere, the same thing's just gonna happen anyway, and you'll just suffer.

Yeah, but you know, Coca-Cola's by far the world's number one soft drink, and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.

King Fergus: You're talking nonsense! Merida; It's the truth! There was a witch and she gave me a spell. It's not Mor'du. King Fergus: Mor'du or not, I'll avenge your mother! I'll not risk losing you, too. Merida: No, Dad! Just listen to me.

You're a natural-born leader. You're one of the most popular students at Carver. You're honest, you're straightforward, and you don't crack under pressure.

You've always been there for me. You've never given up on me. I just want you back. I want you back, Mummy.

Merida; You changed! Queen Elinor: Oh, darling, we both have.

You see, I believe in the voters. They understand that elections aren't just popularity contests.

Tammy: You dumb shit! Paul: What'd I do?

Hey, if you can't be adults and give these candidates the courtesy they deserve, then you don't deserve to be called adults but children because that's what children are, and you'll be treated like children.

Buzz Lightyear: Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command? Woody: Okay! Well. So you wanna do it the hard way, huh? Buzz Lightyear: Don't even think about it, cowboy. Woody: Oh, yeah, tough guy?

You guys had me at blood and semen.

You want it, don't you, fat boy?

Dick Jones: 'Pathetic. 'You don't feel so cocky now, do you, Bob?' Bob Morton: Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it right now.

You know what the tragedy is here, Bob? 'We could have been friends. But you wouldn't go through proper channels.

You like it with those freaks over there in loser town, huh?

You went over my head. That hurt. But life goes on. It's an old story, the fight for love and glory, huh, Bob?

You make a lot of my friends nervous.

Timmy: Jeepers! Really? Patches: You betcha, champ.

Tammy: You wanted to see me, Mr. McAllister? Jim: Just wait outside, Tammy. Tammy: Ok, but is this about the posters? Jim: Possibly. Please, just wait outside. Tammy: Ok, because I know who did it.

You wanna know what's sad? Six grown men playing dodgeball.

You're gonna pay for my poster!

Your mother's extremely upset, she's at the end of her rope. Your behavior keeps getting crazier and crazier and wilder and wilder.

You're going to Immaculate Heart. That's where you belong. Maybe the nuns will be able to straighten you out.

Buzz Lightyear: You're mocking me, aren't you? Woody: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look! An alien!

You ruined Diane's life, you ruined my life, is that what you wanted? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just going nuts here, and I really think we should talk. It's Jim. I love you.

Yes! He's gone! He's history!

Woody: Wait a minute... You... You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head? Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!

Woody: Guys, come on. Now, you, you gotta believe me. Slinky Dog: We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex? Rex: Well, ye... N... I don't like confrontations!

Where is your honour, dirt bag? You are an absolute disgrace!

You gonna knock me outta the window too?

I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

You... are... a... toy!

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

You're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!

Leo: I told you to look out. Roger: Shut up! Leo: You're too old to drive these cars. Roger: Just shut Up! Yack, yack, yack, yack!

You're a cop! Cop.