You're looking especially delicious this evening.

Yeah, you dames is all alike. You're sharpshooting. You're cheap. And how you squeal when you get what's coming to you.

You know you miss it. You miss the action. You're bored to tears. So what are you actually doing with your time?

Venus: Say... You're a pretty good kid. Phroso: You're darn right I am.

You shut up. I'm m-m-marrying your s-s-sister, not you-ou.

You're always using that for an excu--for an excu-- for an alib-b-bi.

You are squeezing me to death.

Frieda: You have not been listening to me. Hans: Yes, I have, Frieda. I have. Frieda: Then what was I saying? Hans: You were saying... You were saying-- what were you saying?

Yeah. Well, if she smiles by somebody I know, she'll have to buy herself a new set of teeth.

Mike: You're not pinning this on me. It never would have gotten out if you hadn't been cheating last night! Randall: Cheating? Cheating. Right.

You see that clock? When the big hand is pointing up and the little hand is pointing up the kid's door will be in my station.

You want me to prove everything's on the up-and-up?

Randall: You still think this is about that stupid scare record? Mike: Well... I did, right up until you chuckled like that and now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.

Mike: Yeah, I don't know anything. Randall: Uh-huh, sure. Mike: I don't. I mean, I don't. Oh-oh.

You like cars, huh? 'Cause I got a really nice car.

You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.

You're still not listening!

You want to go to the village? Okay, rule number one out here. Always... No. Never go out in a blizzard.

You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sullivan.

Jason Nesmith: You will go out there! Sir Alexander Dane: I won't. And nothing you say will make me.

Gwen DiMarco: You've got to admit, they really do love him. Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.

You've been number one for too long, Sullivan. Now your time is up! And don't worry. I'll take good care of the kid.

Okay, okay. You got us. Here we are. Here's the kid. I'm cooperating. But before you take us away, I have one thing to say:

You're safe now. You be a good girl, okay?

You've destroyed this company. Monsters, Incorporated is dead!

You know, it only works if you have every piece.

Harry: You-Know-Who almost died there. I mean, isn't that exactly the type of place he'd be likely to hide a Horcrux? Hermione: It's dangerous, Harry.

You've outdone yourself this time, Hermione.

You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were smart for a second.

Jason Nesmith: You used to pull your punches. Sir Alexander Dane: Scene-stealing hack? Thank you. Jason Nesmith: Raving egomaniac? Sir Alexander Dane: Wonder where I got that from?

You got this bottle of poison to kill.

Mother: You feelin' any better? Grandson: A little bit. Mother: Guess what? Grandson: What? Mother: Your grandfather's here.

You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy!

Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme. Fezzik: Yes. Yes. Some of the time. Vizzini: Enough of that!

You were supposed to be this colossus. You were this great, legendary thing, and yet he gains!

Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable. Inigo: You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Inigo: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Inigo: You are wonderful. Westley: Thank you.

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword... And we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

Oh my God. You're a kickboxer? Me too.

You said earlier you wanted to go to Bali. It's a very beautiful place. I've been there.

Claire: But maybe next time, you people could give us a little heads up before you commandeer the plane. Neville: You people?

Hey, man, you playing that damn video game? Or was that video game playing you, son?

You are gonna close your eyes and count very slowly to 10.

You're not gonna believe what came out of the goddamn instrument panel.

Oh, stop. You got a snake on your ass! Yo, hold still!

But you must have known I was not a great fool. You would've counted on it. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Just take a deep breath, John, you're having a panic attack.

Yes. Australia. And you must have suspected I would've known the powder's origin. So, I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Westley: You're just stalling now. Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?

You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Westley: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Vizzini: It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison is.

You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? Well, I'm smack in the middle of one we didn't think of.

Westley: You guessed wrong. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny. I switched glasses while your back was turned! Ha ha!

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Westley: You think your dearest love will save you? Buttercup: I never said he was my dearest love. And yes, he will save me. That I know.

Buttercup: You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it. Westley: With pride. What can I do for you? Buttercup: You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.

You can die too, for all I care!

You put us at risk and you're gonna tell us why.

Your true love lives, and you marry another! True love saved her in the fire swamp, and she treated it like garbage.

You know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder. And Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.

You told me to go back to the beginning, so I have. This is where I am, and this is where I'll stay. I will not be moved.

You don't look so good. You don't smell so good either.

Humperdink: You're a silly girl. Buttercup: Yes, I am a silly girl, for not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear.

That is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth!

You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say.

Westley: Why won't my arms move? Fezzik: You've been mostly dead all day.

Fezzik: You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful. Westley: I've always been a quick healer.

You don't seem excited, my little muffin.

You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. It's simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now?

You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday.

Can you imagine? Your financial future's in the hands of a roomful of 22-year-old girls.

You can't think it has anything to do with how you look, Dotty.

You can only do your best with what God gave you.

Peggy: Your problem is not my problem. Allison: Fine. Peggy: And honestly, you should get over it.

You didn't call me an All American idiot who fell into everything?

Miss Blankenship: You said not to buzz you all the time, but I don't know how else to do this. You have a phone call. Don: You can buzz me for a phone call.

You're always asleep in here.

Miss Blankenship: Walter Hoffman from The Times. He's a reporter. Don: What's it regarding? Miss Blankenship: You want me to go ask?

Sally: You're going to see a girl, aren't you? Don: Yes, I am.

You look like a mongoloid.

Your dad is gonna kill me. He's actually gonna kill me.

You're soft, you know that?

Don: You don't get to kill this account. Roger: Well, you know how they are. Maybe it'll kill itself.

You're wrapping yourself in the flag so you can keep me from bringing in an account

You don't do those things. You don't do them in private and you especially don't do them in public.

You brought another man into your bed, into her house. You don't think she noticed that?

You didn't see that.

You know what? Why don't you go work for your boyfriend? Get out.

You'd be surprised what people will say to an interested stranger.

Oh, baby, you'd be amazed at what a man can do with one hand.

All right, I got this. You go get it. Do your business.

You fool! You fail to realize that with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper.

You were here for a reason. You saved my baby.

You have to believe me. I had to get divorced.

You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two.

Let me go with you. You don't know your way around down there.

No, I need you up here. You're my eyes and ears.

You know you can do this, man. Come on, take us home, dawg.

You can do anything in life you want to do.

And for you ladies, we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive a frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric.

Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at the controls of a video game?

So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?

You've been here 2 days. You're going to be OK.

Your legs just sing grand opera when you move, don't they?

Your shoulder was pretty badly dislocated. It was a little stubborn, but I finally popped it back in.

Vanessa: I have absolutely nothing to wear. Thornton: You got 6 closets full of nothing to wear.

Vanessa: You have no taste, Thornton. Thornton: You're right. I married you, didn't i?

Paul: You were following me? Annie: Well, it wasn't any secret to me you were staying at the Silver Creek, seeing as how I'm your number one fan and all.

Paul: You're very kind. Annie: And you're very brilliant.

Vanessa: You're impossible. Thornton: And you're easy.

Paul: You want to read it? Annie: Well, if you wouldn't mind.

You should try my tall and fat stores. No offense.

Your friends, they come here for free food, free booze, and to suck up to you for donations.

Thornton: You're all right, officer. Here, a little something for the kids. Security Guard: I don't have any kids. Thornton: No kids? Well, get yourself some kids. Take it all, all right?

Jason: You think there's any way she would ever go out with me? Derek: Mmm, no.

Well, first of all, you're gonna have to grease the local politicians for the sudden zoning problems that always come up.

You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? Yeah. Where we failed to achieve victory.

Student: Your friend looks a little strange. Thornton: Who, Lou? Lou's an animal.

You... I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home.

Player #1: Yeah? Wanna make something of it? Thornton: Oh, no, no. I never get physical.

Lou: You got a problem? Player #1: No. I haven't got a problem. Lou: Well, now you do.

Virginia: You really think Sheldon's out there? Buster: I hope not. If he is, he's dead.

Annie: Yes. I told you I was your number one fan. Paul: Yeah. I'm... Starting to believe you.

You dirty bird.

You did it! You did it! You did it! You did it! You did it! You murdered my Misery!

You're just another lying, old dirty birdie, and I don't think I'd better be around you for a while.

You poor, dear thing. What are you doing on the floor?

Paul: You don't suppose I could have a little snack while I'm waiting for the surprise? Annie: I'll get you everything you want, but you must listen first.

Paul: You want me to burn my book? Annie: I know this may be difficult for you, but it's for the best.

You're not really ridding the world of anything.

You're doing the right thing.

Paul: You just expect me to whip something off, is that it? Annie: I expect nothing less than your masterpiece.

You just inhale that. I'll be right back.

You fooler!

Come on. You've written about this, now do it.

You crazy bitch.

You're dripping with perspiration. Your color is very hectic.

Virginia: You don't think he's dead, do you? Buster: Well, he might well be, but not the way they say.

You'll have to wait.

You see, it's just that kind of sarcasm that's given our marriage real spice.

You'll never know the fear of losing someone like you if you're someone like me.

You've been out of your room.

You cock-a-doody!

You poop!

You'd think I'd never had a guest before. Would you like a nice hot cup of cocoa?

Teddy: You're my best friend, John. John: Did you...Did you just talk?

You complete ass, Ronald Weasley!

You show up here after weeks, and you say "hey"?

You're just like the Baby Jesus.

You... you are a... You surprise me. I- for some reason I thought you were going to be taller.

Harry: You're not still mad at him, are you? Hermione: I'm always mad at him.

You know, what I could use is a cup holder and a couple of Advil.

Tommy Webber: You were holding it upside down. Sir Alexander Dane: Shut up.

Jason Nesmith: You guys came! Who wants the grand tour? Guy Fleegman: Ahhhh! Jason Nesmith: Anybody else?

You see, I've known for some time why I was chosen to save you. You and I were meant to be together forever, but now our time in this world must end.

You want it? Eat it! Eat it till you choke, you sick, twisted fuck!

Oh, come on. I'll help you. I'll take out the garbage. I'll do the dishes. I'll do your nails. I'll do your hair. You have no idea what I want to do.

Jason: Now, you got a major paper comin' up on Kurt Vonnegut. You haven't even read any of the books. Thornton: I tried...

Dr. Borozini: You delivered the paper on isomagnetic brain waves in Montreal last year. Thornton: No, I sold you your pants.

You're never gonna learn a Goddamn thing if you got people doing your work for you!

You know what you almost never see? Somebody heckling a diver.

You're all right, kid.

Trent: You're waiting to hear about my "them," aren't you? Dr. Wrenn: Your what? Trent: My "them."

Oh, not a chance. In the shape I'm in, you could donate my body to science fiction.

Trent: You're really starting to sweat. Shall I turn on the air conditioning? What do you think? Mr. Paul: Oh, no, I'm fine. Trent: You sure? Mr. Paul: Yeah.

Diane: You passed! All "Ds" and an "A." Thornton: Who gave me the "A"? Diane: I did.

You try to figure out who's professional and who isn't. That's when it gets fun, when you run into a pro.

You learn to expect the worst in people, and you get it.

You're not listening to me. I needed it yesterday. If you wait any longer it'll be all over the front page. Get it done!

You read books?

Sutter Cane happens to be this century's most widely read author. You can forget about Stephen King. Cane outsells them all.

You think he just took one look at this latest work of art and just went axe-happy in broad daylight?

You want some, too, buddy?

You see, in my business, you soon find out that anybody's capable of anything. If you can think of it, they've done it.

Ron: You forgot the water. Xenophilius: Water? Ron: For the tea. Xenophilius Did-? Did I? How silly of me.

You're my only hope.

Well, looks like you just about cleaned everybody out, fella. You haven't lost a hand since you got the deal.

Yeah, you're a hell of a cardplayer, fella. I know, 'cause I'm a hell of a cardplayer.

You can die. For that matter, you can both die.

You're the new branch manager. All you've got to do is not fuck up.

Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

Boy, you know, every time I see hole in the wall again, it's like seeing it fresh for the first time.

You just keep thinking, Butch. That's what you're good at.

Flat Nose Curry: You always said that any one of us could challenge you. Butch. Cassidy: That's 'cause I figured no one would do it.

Hey, Alix, what's up? You get in the club last night?

You guys have been going out for four years?

You're not very tolerant, huh?

You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out.

You and I got to nail down a plan for the Bruins game tomorrow night.

You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.

Cassidy: Yeah. That's my real name. Robert Leroy Parker. The Kid: No foolin'?

Lori: I love you, too. John: And you're nasty.

Sheriff Bledsoe: Now just what in the hell do you think you're doing? Bike Salesman: You got the crowd together, so I just thought I'd do a little selling.

You're a romantic bastard. I'll give you that.

You eyeballing me, mister?

Yes. Yes, I did, but I'm paying it off at 10 bucks a week. I wouldn't being doing that if I had gotten that extra collision coverage.

You can't want to get blown up again?