You wanted to do it on all on your own but you never could've done it without me. That's why 10 seconds after I was gone, you found yourself Replacement Messer.
Eric: I was scared. Holly: You don't think I was scared? Eric: It was easier for you, Holly. You wanted this. You wanted the life that they had. Holly: But not the way I got it. Jesus, not the way I got it. And certainly not with somebody who didn't love me back. Eric: But I did. Holly, I still do.
You guys all should try the stuffing. It's really, it's amazing. There's an andouille sausage thing going on, so you'll love it. Go ahead and dig in. Come on, everybody.
You're just gonna be so unhappy. I'm not gonna start crying again.
Principal: You don't say much, do you? Young Forrest Gump: Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
And when we get you primed, painted and weighed... You can be ready to go out on the race track. You hear me? You're going to be perfect.
You build me a car, and I'll win Daytona next year.
Cole: Yeah, it's the Winston Cup, buddy. Well, hell, that's easy one to forget. What's your name? Or, has that slipped your mind, too? Rowdy: Screw you, man.
You've given me a life. Goddamn it, I don't want to lose it.
Okay, you know how you're on an airplane and the flight attendant asks you to turn your cell phone off? You're like, "I ain't turning my cell phone off. That don't have nothing to do with no damn airplane." Well, this is what we get. That's what happens.
You guys better not be inhaling.
Troy: You're a pathological optimist. Lelaina: You're pathological.
Highsmith: You thinking what I'm thinking, partner? Danson: Aim for the bushes.
You know, a lot of guys don't like him. And, it's just a situation where, the guy's got a lot of talent, and he's wide open. He doesn't think about anything else, he just wants to win. I like that.
You know, you're very beautiful.
Detective: You two don't get along too well, do you? Oscar: Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then, unfortuantely, we saw each other again.
You know what? We go with no music, okay?
Lelaina: You get one in the morning. I'm talking forty four ouncer, not this thirty two wimpy... Michael: Wait a minute. Forty four? Lelaina: Yeah. Forty four.
You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground.
You lose something over here, Hondo?
Agent K: You know how I live such a happy life? Agent J: How you live such a happy life? Agent K: I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.
Allen: You're mad at us, huh, Gene? Captain: First off, don't call me Gene. I'm your captain.
Yeah, oil, media, health care, you've probably heard their jingle. Lendl Global, we're in everything
Eric: You didn't even drive it a foot before you destroyed it. Holly: I feel so bad. I'm really sorry. Eric: It's fine. Okay? It's just a bike.
You know there was five Wiggles originaly? I was the fifth Wiggle.
You guys were supposed to be my easy case. You know I got a nice coffee on the way here. I thought, "Gonna go deal with my easy case. Gonna make it like a little mini vacation. Yay!"
You're my last single friend. Without you, I have no link to the outside world.
Janine: You're gonna be a great mom. Holly: Thanks. Janine: I'll let CPS know you passed. Holly: Thank you. Thanks. Janine: Chin up. Holly: Okay. Janine: I'm really sorry that I cried. Holly: No problem. Used to crying.
You don't know it, K, but you're already dead.
Agent K: You will forget about Boris or my report will reflect that your conduct has been unbecoming. Agent J: Well, maybe my report is gonna reflect some shit too, K.
Agent J: You know the most destructive force in the universe? Agent J: Sugar? Agent K: Regret.
Allen: Sweetie, it's a workstation. Sheila: Got it. Allen: And you come in here, dressed like a hobo, it's distracting.
I can't believe you waited 14 years to develop a sense of humor, but this is a good one.
Agent O: Your obsession with chocolate milk indicates......that you might be involved in some sort of temporal fracture. Agent J: I don't know what you're talking about. Agent O: Chocolate milk relieves temporal-fracture headaches.
Your friend was like a little blip on the historical radar! Oh, that's a big blip.
You got fired? I mean, that just screws up my whole idea of good and evil.
You see, Lainie, this is all we need... a couple of smokes, a cup of coffee... And a little bit of conversation.
You and me and five bucks.
You need to turn the electricity down on that damn thing. Can't taste my fricking tongue, K.
Rufus: You won't get away with it. De Nomolos: Time will tell. Rufus: Time HAS told.
So you're going to be late for a meeting with the Viagrans. They have a revolutionary new pill.
Agent K: You're welcome. Agent J: I didn't say thank you.
You're distressing. Everything about you upsets me.
Ms. Wardroe: You keep telling me you're gonna be the greatest band in the world, but you stink. Bill: Yeah, we don't understand it either.
You're overqualified for this job.
Your bravado was embarrassing.
You're just gonna have to swallow your pride.
You got time to lean, you got time to clean, buddy.
You got to be 150 percent on your toes... 150 percent of the time.
You’re listening to
You’re listening to
You gotta fake my death, okay? I can't listen to sitar music anymore.
You want me to get a job on the line... for the next 20 years, until I'm granted leave... with my gold-plated watch and my balls full of tumors... because I surrendered the one thing that means shit to me?
You better do it now, and you better do it fast... because the world doesn't owe you any favors... and whether you know it or not... you're on the inside track to Loserville, U.S.A...
You don't even know I'm sitting here... maybe... Probably dying of A.I.D.S.
You may return to your embroidery.
You see, as king, you must find the good in any situation.
Agent K: You lose something over here, Hondo? Agent J: No. Hey, man, how old are you? Agent K: Twenty-nine. Agent J: You got some city miles on you.
You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh. I'd kill you right now, if I didn't value my own life.
You don't understand. Every day, all day... it's all that I think about, OK?
You're gonna have to deal with the results. Whatever they are, we're gonna have to deal with them... just like we've dealt with everything else.
Michael: You look like... You look like... Troy: A doily.
You probably noticed we haven't given you our gifts yet.
Luke Jackson: Yeah, them poor old bosses need all the help they can get. Dragline: Trying to say something?
You don't know what she needs.
Yeah? Well, I forgot I'm not qualified to talk to you.
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens! You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens, Larry?
Yes, the car made it home. You're calling me at home.
Yeah, I'll be at practice.
You're not dealing with morons here.
You think I'm fucking with you?
Agent J: You know, there's a really high possibility now that I might know some things you don't know. Agent K: I doubt it.
You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit!
You messed with the wrong head!
You hear me, you fucking faggots?!
You close or you hit the bricks.
You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker?
The money's out there... you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you.
Ted: Your dad looks bad. Bill: I know.
You probably noticed we haven't given you our gifts yet.
Evil Bill: Not bad. Evil Ted: Yeah, let's make it bad.
You can't sell to a void you got to get a goddamn person.
You are really beginning to burn my ass, kid.
You fucking asshole.
You know how long it took me to get there? A long time.
You think you're queer? I'm gonna tell you something. We're all queer.
You think you're a thief? So what?
You get befuddled by a middle class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out.
You cheat on your wife, you did it. Live with it.
You fuck little girls, so be it.
You get in a relationship but you don't ever fully commit. You never have, not since I've known you. And then the girl figures that out and then she splits. And then we have to sit here and listen to you be surprised about that. Over and over again.
You know what? Fuck you, fuck you. I'm gonna go clear my head.
Dan: You know what I'm talking about with the man cry though. Like that low, like huh huh huh huh uhhh. Box: I don't know. If you ask me, that looks like you're trying to suck your own dick.
Moss: It's also very safe. Aaronow: You're actually talking about this. Moss: That's right.
Aaronow: You're going to steal the leads. Moss: Have I said that? Aaronow: Are you? Moss: Did I say that?
Moss: You're out, you take the consequences. Aaronow: I do? Moss: That's right. Aaronow: And why is that? Moss: Because you listened.
It's just... You try to stave off insecurity. You can't do it.
You make a call. You send in a card, I have these properties I would like for you to see. What does this mean? What do you want it to mean?
You filed it? Then I'm over the fucking top and you owe me a Cadillac.
Your excuses are your own!
Aaronow: You mean the board? You mean on the board? Roma: Yes. Okay. The board.
You cut your hair and you suck your own dick. You're like a Swiss army knife.
You might as well remove that quarter. I have no intention of getting off this game.
Sergeant Ricco: You told me to let you know the moment planet Druidia was in sight. Colonel Sandurz: So? Sergeant Ricco: Planet Druidia is in sight, sir.
You're really a spaceball. You know that, don't you?
Sergeant Ricco: Please! No, no! N-Not that! Dark Helmet: Yes, that.
Dark Helmet: Yes. I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that. Colonel Sandurz: Of course I do, sir. Dark Helmet: Everybody knows that! Crew: Of course we do, sir!
Yes, of course. I've heard the same rumor myself. Thanks for calling and not reversing the charges. Bye. Shithead.
Yeah, I'm currently up to speed on the fact that my life is not currently up to speed.
Ricky Roma: You gonna turn state's? Dave Moss: Fuck you, Ricky. Ricky Roma: Hah! Hah!
You got a mean streak in you, Ricky, you know that? Shut the fuck up! Ricky, you got a mean streak in you, and what are you babbling about?
You're fucked, rick. Are you fucking nuts? You're hot, so you think you're the ruler of this place.
Shelley Levene: Okay... Dave Moss: You want to decide who should be dealt with how, is that it? I come in the fucking office today, I get humiliated by some jag off cop. I get accused of...
You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week.
Your pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile.
You got the memory of a fucking fly!
You're talking about what? You're talking about bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch don't want to buy land, somebody don't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth.
Roma: You were saying? Levene: Huh?
You know, I thought "blue balls" was just a saying but I'm getting a lot of veinage here. I'm actually kind of concerned.
Phil: Yeah, I wish I had lived in New York at some point in my life. Garrett: Oh, yeah? Phil: I feel like I could have really shaken up that place.
You need to take the job. You need to take the job. This is not about our relationship. This is about asking you to give up everything again, and I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. And if you moved to New York, it'd be great for a little while of course. But you'd eventually resent me, and I can't live with t...
Williamson: You closed a deal. Fine. You made a good sale, fine. Levene: It's better than a good sale. It's... Williamson: Look, I have a lot on my mind...
You do not know how to run this office. You haven't got the sense. You haven't got the balls.
You have a very foxy eye for detail.
You closed 'em today?
You don't see who's coming. Maybe it's someone new, huh? Maybe it's someone else, but you don't know you can't look back, because you don't know your history!
You wouldn't know, you cock... he doesn't even know what a streak is.
You're a fucking secretary. Fuck you!
Roma: I don't understand. Lingk: That's what they are, they're three business... If we wait till Monday, my time limit runs out. Roma: You don't count Saturday.
Detective: You have a problem? Roma: Yes, I have a problem!
You want it, you got it.
You're goddamned right I am.
You don't know what death is!
Ah yes... you lost a lot of blood.
I'm gonna tell you something. Your life is your own.
You have a contract with your wife, you have certain things you do jointly, you have a bond there.
And there are other things, and those things are yours. You needn't feel... ashamed.
You needn't feel that you're being untrue or that she would abandon you if she knew.
You stupid fucking cunt.
You, williamson, i'm talking to you, shithead.
You just cost me $6,000. $6,000... And one Cadillac.
You fairy. You company man.
You wanna learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life?
You was boring the hell out of all of us.
You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.
You fucking child.
You are a shithead, Williamson.
You be as cold as you want. You just fucked a good man out of $6,000 and his goddamned bonus because you didn't know the shot.
Levene: What are you talking about, huh? Williamson: You said, "you don't make something up unless it's sure to help."
You were right, as it turns out. I hated the hell out of my job.
Garrett: Yeah. It's a one-hour flight. Erin: A six-hour drive. Garrett: Eighteen-hour hot-air balloon ride. Erin: Ha-ha-ha.
Now, how did you know that? You want to talk to me or you want to talk to someone else?
Levene: You are so full of shit! Williamson: You robbed the office. Levene: Oh, sure, I robbed the office. Oh sure! You asshole.
TSA Agent: You can't leave your car at the curb. Garrett: I need to talk to this girl really quickly, please. TSA Agent: Shit, you chasing a girl? Garrett: Yeah. TSA Agent: For real? Garrett: Yeah. TSA Agent: She got a nice ass?
Evil Bill: Yes! I totally loogied on that good dead me! Evil Ted: Yeah!
Evil Bill: You wanna take the van? Evil Ted: Nah, it's beat. There's a Porsche.
Grim Reaper: You will come with me. Ted: No, we can't. We gotta get back to the babes.
You may challenge me to a contest. But if you lose...
You do one thing when you wake up tomorrow, bring it.
JoAnna: Let's go. And you can forget about us playing tonight. Ted: Fine.
You got a slight advantage on me.
You have a big mouth.
You've got a big mouth! And now I'm gonna show you an even bigger one.
You can't do that! You don't want to do that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hello, Mrs. Delgari? Yes, you requested some information about Rio Rancho properties?
You know you can't wear a swimsuit on this mission, right, Hart?
You're that Miss Congeniality lady.
Blake: Your name's Levine? Levine: Yeah.
Get out there.. you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain?
You... Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with a bunch of bums?
You don't like it, leave.
Harry: You can't go back in the field without putting yourself and other agents in jeopardy. That part of your life is over. Gracie: Sir, it can't be. That is all that I know how to do. That is all that I have.
You are like a cockroach, Mr. Boyd.
You guys are unbelievable.
You're not gonna pin that on me. I stick my neck out every day.
You remind me of those bureaucrats in the sixties sending kids off to fight in Vietnam.
You care about justice? Look beyond your own pain, Bruce. This city is rotting. They talk about the depression as if its history. It's not. Things are worse than ever down here. Falcone floods our streets with crime and drugs creating new Joe Chills every day. Falcone may've not killed your parents Bruce but he's de...
You know I let you have this job as a favor to McDonald because no one outside of the canine unit would work with you because of your little attitude problem.
Your father would be ashamed of you.
You're not Ra's al Ghul. I watched him die.
Ducard: You are just an ordinary man in a cape! That's why you couldn't fight injustice and that's why you can't stop this train! Batman: Who said anything about stopping it?
You two guys were unemployed pirates when I found you. You couldn't keep a job on the show on the Strip.
You might consider a Tic Tac.
You can't talk to her like that. She's Miss United States.
You see this face? This is a happy face.
You all would be lucky to be as happy as I am.
Thug: You a magician? Boyd: Yeah. You want me to show you how to pull a rabbit out of your ass?
You see how happy I make others?
Come on, man. You know, you gotta see the Jeffrey Dahmer look alikes in here. It's crazy.
You gotta stay focused.
Walker: Nice color. T.K.: Yeah, if you're Puffy.
T.K.: Yo, it got 8 cylinders, right? They kick out 600 horsepower, right? Alan Morris: That's 6 cylinders, 475 horsepower. T.K.: Whatever.
Look, y... you're not allowed to play any music here.
Bill: You totally did it, dude! Ted: I totally possessed my dad.
You know, when Rachel first told me she was dating Harvey Dent I had one thing to say: "The guy from those God-awful campaign commercials?" "I believe in Harvey Dent?" Yeah, nice slogan, Harvey.
You think I could hit some corners in this?
You gotta go over and arrest these robots so they don't ruin everything for me and Bill. I mean, my son and Bill.
You look nervous. Is it the scars? You wanna know how I got them?
You see, in their last moments......people show you who they really are. So in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?