Dumb & Dumber A Collection by Warner Brothers

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Released: 1994-12-06
Dumb & Dumber

Dumb and Dumber is a 1994 American buddy comedy film starring Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels and Lauren Holly. Written and directed by the Farrelly brothers, the film follows the cross-country trek of Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne, two good-natured but incredibly moronic friends who take a road trip to return a briefcase to a woman who left it at the airport.

How Do You Guys Know Each Other?

How Do You Guys Know Each Other?

00:11

Mary asks Harry and Lloyd to explain how they know each other as the three ar...

Where's All the Money?

Where's All the Money?

00:09

Lloyd explains to Nicholas that he and Harry spent all the money, but that th...

Two Lucky Guys Are Gonna Be Driving Around With Those Girls

Two Lucky Guys Are Gonna Be Driving Around With Those Girls

00:09

Harry and Lloyd wave good-bye to their opportunity to rub lotion all over bik...

You'll Have to Excuse My Friend, He's A Little Slow

You'll Have to Excuse My Friend, He's A Little Slow

00:08

Lloyd chases down the bikini bus to point out the town they told them to visi...

You Are in Luck! There's A Town About Three Miles That Way

You Are in Luck! There's A Town About Three Miles That Way

00:07

When a bikini model offers Harry and Lloyd a job rubbing lotion on girls, Har...

Hi, Guys! We're Going on a National Bikini Tour

Hi, Guys! We're Going on a National Bikini Tour

00:07

A bikini model peers out from the Hawaiian Tropic bus to offer Harry and Lloy...

When Are We Ever Gonna Catch a Break?

When Are We Ever Gonna Catch a Break?

00:06

Right when Lloyd asks Harry how much longer their bad luck will continue, a H...

How Come I Didn't Get a Gun?

How Come I Didn't Get a Gun?

00:03

Lloyd wishes he would have been in on the sting operation.

But What if He Shot You in the Face?

But What if He Shot You in the Face?

00:07

Lloyd learns Harry was given a bullet-proof vest on his way to the hotel room.

What's Going on, Harry? Your Name Is Harry, Isn't It?

What's Going on, Harry? Your Name Is Harry, Isn't It?

00:04

Lloyd wonders if Harry is actually his friend, or an undercover FBI agent.

Special Officer Beth Jordan, FBI

Special Officer Beth Jordan, FBI

00:08

Beth and a team of FBI agents swarm the hotel room and arrest Nicholas, Lloyd...

Harry! You're Alive! And, You're A Horrible Shot

Harry! You're Alive! And, You're A Horrible Shot

00:07

Harry stands up after getting shot and fires multiple rounds at Nicholas, mis...

You Killed My Best Friend, You Bastard!

You Killed My Best Friend, You Bastard!

00:03

After Nicholas shoots Harry, Lloyd gets upset and yells at Nicholas.

Yesterday Was One of the Greatest Days of My Life

Yesterday Was One of the Greatest Days of My Life

00:08

When Nicholas says he is going to kill them all, the two friends argue over w...

Maybe We Should Call It Quits Right Now

Maybe We Should Call It Quits Right Now

00:05

Lloyd and Harry start getting more and more upset with each other while handc...

Maybe We're Not as Good of Friends as We Thought We Were

Maybe We're Not as Good of Friends as We Thought We Were

00:07

Harry and Lloyd bicker about their friendship as Nicholas talks to the airlin...

Fraida Told Me the Whole Sleazy Story, Mr. French Tickler

Fraida Told Me the Whole Sleazy Story, Mr. French Tickler

00:03

Harry knows about the time that Lloyd slept with his girlfriend from years back.

Hey, Harry, You Never Called!

Hey, Harry, You Never Called!

00:03

Harry hears Beth's voice from behind him as he heads up to the hotel room.

You're a Dead Man. You're a Dead Man!

You're a Dead Man. You're a Dead Man!

00:03

Nicholas gets enraged at Lloyd for spending all the ransom money.

See This? That's a Car. 275 Thou

See This? That's a Car. 275 Thou

00:05

Lloyd shows Nicholas the I-O-U for the car that he and Harry bought.

Listen, Mr. Samsonite, About the Briefcase

Listen, Mr. Samsonite, About the Briefcase

00:08

Lloyd thinks Nicholas is named Samsonite, because of the briefcase, and menti...

Excuse Me, Gunman, Who Are You?

Excuse Me, Gunman, Who Are You?

00:08

Lloyd has no clue who Nicholas is and asks him to identify himself.

I've Been Looking for You, Mary

I've Been Looking for You, Mary

00:13

Lloyd realizes his chances with Mary may have just been her leading him on, e...

Hi. We Have Plenty of Towels. Thanks

Hi. We Have Plenty of Towels. Thanks

00:03

When Nicholas shows up at Lloyd's hotel room, Lloyd thinks he is there for ro...

So You're Telling Me There's a Chance!

So You're Telling Me There's a Chance!

00:11

Lloyd is excited he has a one in a million chance of being together with Mary.

You Mean Not Good, Like One Out of 100?

You Mean Not Good, Like One Out of 100?

00:21

Lloyd misinterprets Mary's bad news as good news, so he gets excited.

What Are My Chances?

What Are My Chances?

00:04

Mary shoots down Lloyd after Lloyd asks her if they could ever be together.

What Do You Think the Chances Are Of A Guy Like You And A Girl Like Me

What Do You Think the Chances Are Of A Guy Like You And A Girl Like Me

00:09

Lloyd asks Mary if there is a chance they could be together.

I Like You a Lot

I Like You a Lot

00:02

Lloyd finally tells Mary he likes her, likes her a lot.

I Desperately Want to Make Love to a Schoolboy

I Desperately Want to Make Love to a Schoolboy

00:02

Lloyd completely botches his pick-up line to Mary and freaks her out.

I Feel Like a Schoolboy Again

I Feel Like a Schoolboy Again

00:08

Lloyd practices his lines to Mary as he waits for her to come out of he bathr...

You Mean to Say You Drove 2,000 Miles Just For Me?

You Mean to Say You Drove 2,000 Miles Just For Me?

00:10

Mary is shocked that Lloyd cared enough to drive all the way across the count...

When Lloyd Christmas Drives a Woman to the Airport

When Lloyd Christmas Drives a Woman to the Airport

00:03

Lloyd takes Mary back to his hotel room to give her back the briefcase.

Come on, Flush, You Bastard!

Come on, Flush, You Bastard!

00:02

Harry tries desperately to fix the broken toilet he has already used.

What Are You Doing in Aspen?

What Are You Doing in Aspen?

00:06

Lloyd shows up at Mary's front door to deliver her briefcase.

Who Are These Sick People?

Who Are These Sick People?

00:02

Mary watches a segment on TV about a boy who was tricked into buying a headle...

No, I Was Just Shaving

No, I Was Just Shaving

00:09

Harry makes the excuse to Mary that he is shaving in the bathroom.

Harry, Are You in There?

Harry, Are You in There?

00:11

After Harry demolishes the toilet with feces after suffering Lloyd's wrath of...

1/2 Teaspoon for Fast, Effective Relief

1/2 Teaspoon for Fast, Effective Relief

00:04

Lloyd talks to himself as he pours liquid laxative into Harry's tea right bef...

Hey, Harry, Old Buddy, Old Pal!

Hey, Harry, Old Buddy, Old Pal!

00:02

Lloyd spikes Harry's tea with liquid laxative to get revenge on him.

I've Been Going Through Such Pain and Personal Anguish

I've Been Going Through Such Pain and Personal Anguish

00:06

Lloyd agrees with Harry's assumption that Mary was supposed to meet him later...

I Just Figured She Was A Raging Alcoholic

I Just Figured She Was A Raging Alcoholic

00:11

Harry tries to cover his tracks by lying to Lloyd about the time Mary was sup...

Oh, That Pisses Me Off! That Pisses Me Right Off!

Oh, That Pisses Me Off! That Pisses Me Right Off!

00:09

Harry puts on an act when Lloyd tells him Mary never showed up for their date.

Why Don't We Make It Quarter To 8:00?

Why Don't We Make It Quarter To 8:00?

00:08

Mary makes arrangements later in the evening to see Harry again at her house.

We Landed on the Moon!

We Landed on the Moon!

00:07

On his way out of the bar, Lloyd notices a framed newspaper from when the US ...

You Wouldn't Happen to Know a Mary Swanson, Would You?

You Wouldn't Happen to Know a Mary Swanson, Would You?

00:12

Lloyd gets upset at the Bartender for suggesting she is a drunkard who freque...

No, and I Don't Care!

No, and I Don't Care!

00:03

Lloyd wants Beth to stop talking so much, so he tells her he isn't interested...

Then Do You Know What the Klutz Did?

Then Do You Know What the Klutz Did?

00:06

Lloyd is clearly annoyed by Beth's constant talking, so he tells her he doesn...

It'll Only Hurt for a Moment, Like a Band-Aid

It'll Only Hurt for a Moment, Like a Band-Aid

00:01

Mary starts to pull Harry's head to get his tongue un-stuck from the frozen p...

Bad Day, Huh? Me Too

Bad Day, Huh? Me Too

00:08

When Beth sits down next to Lloyd, he starts burping his blues away.

This One's on Me

This One's on Me

00:06

The Bartender feels bad for Lloyd, so he buys him a beer.

She's Running Late, Huh?

She's Running Late, Huh?

00:10

The Bartender inquires about Lloyd's predicament in waiting for Mary to show up.

Is It 10:00 AM Yet?

Is It 10:00 AM Yet?

00:11

Lloyd sits patiently at the bar, hoping Mary will eventually show up for thei...

You Wouldn't Happen to Have A Cup Of Warm Water, Would You?

You Wouldn't Happen to Have A Cup Of Warm Water, Would You?

00:03

Harry asks the kids sitting next to him if they have some warm water to help ...

Oh, Look. Frost

Oh, Look. Frost

00:01

Harry makes the brilliant decision to stick his tongue to the ski lift pole a...

There's Been Some Family Problems

There's Been Some Family Problems

00:08

Mary doesn't let Harry know her husband has been kidnapped, so he thanks her ...

Pretty Revealing

Pretty Revealing

00:07

Lloyd mentions to Harry that his manhood is visible through the tights, but n...

You Mean You're Gonna Go Out in Public Dressed In Tights?

You Mean You're Gonna Go Out in Public Dressed In Tights?

00:07

Harry defends his clothing to Lloyd as he prepares to secretly meet with Mary...

Don't You Ever Say That Again!

Don't You Ever Say That Again!

00:17

Lloyd gets mad at Harry when Harry tells him Mary may not be his type of woma...

How Could Anybody Whack a Bird With a Cork?

How Could Anybody Whack a Bird With a Cork?

00:07

Shay and Nicholas discuss the amazing assassination capabilities of Harry and...

Hey, Maybe It Was a Coincidence

Hey, Maybe It Was a Coincidence

00:13

Shay and Nicholas talk about the events of the benefit party and still think ...

Boy, This Party Really Died

Boy, This Party Really Died

00:02

Lloyd comments to the crowd after he killed the Icelandic snow owls by accide...

This Calls for a Little of the Bubbly!

This Calls for a Little of the Bubbly!

00:02

After Harry tells Lloyd he set him up for a date with Mary, Lloyd gets excite...

Poor Thing, She Never Gets a Chance to Get Out

Poor Thing, She Never Gets a Chance to Get Out

00:01

Helen sets Mary up on a date with Harry, even though Mary is uncomfortable wi...

That Tuxedo, It's Fabulous!

That Tuxedo, It's Fabulous!

00:05

Helen walks over and drunkenly introduces herself to Harry while laughing at ...

One Time, We Successfully Mated A Bulldog With A Shih-Tzu

One Time, We Successfully Mated A Bulldog With A Shih-Tzu

00:12

Harry makes a dog joke and then starts laughing at himself hysterically.

Any Unusual Breeding?

Any Unusual Breeding?

00:08

Harry explains all about his experience with dogs, including daily tasks and ...

But Now My Main Area of Expertise Is Canines

But Now My Main Area of Expertise Is Canines

00:07

Harry drives home his point with Mary that canines are, in fact, dogs.

Nice Set of Hooters You Got There

Nice Set of Hooters You Got There

00:01

Harry comments to Mary about the owls at the preservation benefit.

Nice Set of Hooters You Got There

Nice Set of Hooters You Got There

00:07

Harry walks up and starts an awkward conversation with Mary for the first time.

I'm Going to Hang by the Bar, Put Out The Vibe

I'm Going to Hang by the Bar, Put Out The Vibe

00:04

Lloyd tells Harry he is going to hang back at the bar while Harry goes to tal...

I Have A Rapist Wit

I Have A Rapist Wit

00:06

Lloyd gives Harry some topics to discuss with Mary at the party.

Why Don't You Go Over And Introduce Yourself?

Why Don't You Go Over And Introduce Yourself?

00:08

Lloyd asks Harry to be his wingman and talk to Mary for him since he is nervous.

She's Just Going to Think I'm Some Kind of a Psycho

She's Just Going to Think I'm Some Kind of a Psycho

00:04

Lloyd gets nervous and can't seem to summon the courage to walk up and talk t...

Wow! You Weren't Kidding, Lloyd

Wow! You Weren't Kidding, Lloyd

00:03

Harry sees Mary for the first time and finds her just as attractive as Lloyd ...

The First Time I Set Eyes on Mary Swanson

The First Time I Set Eyes on Mary Swanson

00:11

While at the bar, Harry and Lloyd talk about Lloyd's feelings towards Mary.

I Give You the Icelandic Snow Owl

I Give You the Icelandic Snow Owl

00:04

Karl Swanson introduces the crowd to the endangered snow owls at the preserva...

Come on, Let's Go Get a Couple Bowls of Loudmouth Soup

Come on, Let's Go Get a Couple Bowls of Loudmouth Soup

00:03

Harry tells Lloyd to follow him to the bar to get some drinks.

I'd Like to Eat Her Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti

I'd Like to Eat Her Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti

00:06

After noticing an attractive woman, Lloyd makes a reference to Silence of the...

Oh, Look at the Funbags on That Hosehound

Oh, Look at the Funbags on That Hosehound

00:02

Just as Harry is talking about acting proper and sophisticated, he instantly ...

Can't You Just Feel It, Harry?

Can't You Just Feel It, Harry?

00:09

Lloyd is excited that he and Harry have a chance to be involved with high soc...

Excuse Me. Gentlemen, This Is a $500-a-Plate Dinner

Excuse Me. Gentlemen, This Is a $500-a-Plate Dinner

00:11

Nicholas notices the way Harry and Lloyd are dressed, so he dismisses them as...

Well, Come on, Cinderella. We've Got To Get You Ready For The Ball!

Well, Come on, Cinderella. We've Got To Get You Ready For The Ball!

00:02

Harry gets excited for Lloyd to meet Mary, so he tells him it's time to have ...

Harry, It's Mary!

Harry, It's Mary!

00:12

Lloyd notices Mary in the local newspaper, and also learns what her last name...

There You Go, There You Go, There You Go

There You Go, There You Go, There You Go

00:06

Lloyd hands out cash to everyone walking by the entrance to the hotel.

We'll Take It!

We'll Take It!

00:01

After Harry and Lloyd get a grand tour of the most lavish hotel accommodation...

We'll Be Meticulous, Right Down to the Last Penny

We'll Be Meticulous, Right Down to the Last Penny

00:05

After the briefcase breaks open and thousands of dollars spill out, Harry and...

Harry! Your Hands Are Freezing!

Harry! Your Hands Are Freezing!

00:03

As Harry chokes Lloyd for not telling him he had 2 pairs of gloves, Lloyd com...

I'm Going to Toss This Damn Curse Right Into That Damn Pond!

I'm Going to Toss This Damn Curse Right Into That Damn Pond!

00:04

Harry grabs the briefcase and threatens to toss it into the water to end thei...

Harry, You Got That Crazy Look in Your Eye!

Harry, You Got That Crazy Look in Your Eye!

00:02

Harry chases Lloyd around the picnic table after learning he had 2 pairs of g...

You've Had This Pair Of Extra Gloves This Whole Time?

You've Had This Pair Of Extra Gloves This Whole Time?

00:08

Harry is shocked to learn that Lloyd has been wearing 2 pairs of gloves when ...

I Can't Feel My Fingers Anymore, Lloyd

I Can't Feel My Fingers Anymore, Lloyd

00:15

As Harry is literally freezing his hands off, Lloyd divulges that he is weari...

Samsonite! I Was Way Off

Samsonite! I Was Way Off

00:16

Harry asks Lloyd what Mary's last name is so they can look up where she lives.

Invite Us Right In For Tea And Strumpets

Invite Us Right In For Tea And Strumpets

00:08

Lloyd thinks once they find Mary, she'll be very hospitable and shower them w...

Jeez, Look at the Butt on That

Jeez, Look at the Butt on That

00:06

Harry stops in his tracks and mentions the attractive behind on a woman walki...

What More Could Two Single Guys Ask For?

What More Could Two Single Guys Ask For?

00:07

Harry and Lloyd walk the streets of Aspen, then Harry asks for some food.

Got a Little Nippy Going Through The Pass

Got a Little Nippy Going Through The Pass

00:03

With snot frozen to their faces, their bodies stuck together from the cold, L...

We're There

We're There

00:02

Lloyd and Harry have snot frozen to their faces after making it through the R...

Oh! That Sure Is Warm

Oh! That Sure Is Warm

00:14

Lloyd tells Harry to just go ahead and pee since he doesn't want to stop driv...

You Know, Lloyd, Just When I Think You Couldn't Possibly Be Any Dumber

You Know, Lloyd, Just When I Think You Couldn't Possibly Be Any Dumber

00:14

Harry completely forgets about his fight with Lloyd, puts aside their differe...

I Can Get 70 Miles To The Gallon On This Hog

I Can Get 70 Miles To The Gallon On This Hog

00:10

Lloyd tells Harry he traded the van for the scooter because it gets better ga...

Got Room for One More If You Still Want to Go to Aspen

Got Room for One More If You Still Want to Go to Aspen

00:02

After they fight, Lloyd rides up on a small scooter, asking Harry if he wants...

Oh, Well, Pardon Me, Mr. Perfect!

Oh, Well, Pardon Me, Mr. Perfect!

00:08

Lloyd starts to cry as Harry walks away after the two have a big fight.

Home. I'm Walking Home

Home. I'm Walking Home

00:05

Harry starts walking back to Connecticut after having a fight with Lloyd.

We're In A Hole, We're Just Going To Have To Dig Ourselves Out

We're In A Hole, We're Just Going To Have To Dig Ourselves Out

00:07

Lloyd tries to tell Harry they can make up for lost time and money if they re...

Now We Don't Have Enough Money to Get to Aspen!

Now We Don't Have Enough Money to Get to Aspen!

00:09

Harry lists off all the reasons he is mad at Lloyd, all of which involve a la...

Come On, Stop Being a Baby! So We Backtracked A Tad

Come On, Stop Being a Baby! So We Backtracked A Tad

00:16

Harry yells at Lloyd for his horrible navigation skills when he drove the wro...

I'm Only Human, Harry!

I'm Only Human, Harry!

00:05

Harry is upset at Lloyd, so he sits in the empty field as Lloyd tries to apol...

That John Denver's Full of Shit, Man

That John Denver's Full of Shit, Man

00:02

Lloyd makes a reference to a John Denver song about the Rocky Mountains.

I Expected the Rocky Mountains To Be A Little Rockier Than This

I Expected the Rocky Mountains To Be A Little Rockier Than This

00:12

Harry and Lloyd look out at all the flat land all around them and comment.

Hey! I Was Wondering When You Were Gonna Get Up

Hey! I Was Wondering When You Were Gonna Get Up

00:04

Lloyd throws an empty coffee cup at Harry to wake him up in the van.

Some People Just Weren't Cut Out for Life on the Road

Some People Just Weren't Cut Out for Life on the Road

00:03

When he gets back into the van, Lloyd notices that Harry is asleep.

Hey, Guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, Huh?

Hey, Guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, Huh?

00:06

Lloyd comes out of 7-11 and notices some guys sipping Big Gulps, so he chimes...

Why Should I Do You Any Favors?

Why Should I Do You Any Favors?

00:04

Harry makes another joke at Lloyd's expense, again referring to the bathroom ...

I've Been Driving for Nine Straight Hours

I've Been Driving for Nine Straight Hours

00:05

Harry asks Lloyd to change seats and drive so he can get some rest.

Look, I Told You What Happened, Okay? So Just Drop It

Look, I Told You What Happened, Okay? So Just Drop It

00:12

Harry thinks Lloyd's bathroom ordeal with Sea Bass is very, very funny.

A Motorist Saw a Pooch About 30 Miles Back Headed This Way

A Motorist Saw a Pooch About 30 Miles Back Headed This Way

00:03

Detective Dale gets an update on the location of Harry's van from one of his ...

Find a Happy Place

Find a Happy Place

00:10

Sea Bass starts to pull down his pants in the bathroom stall, Lloyd tries to ...

For God's Sakes, Just Give Me the Damn Number!

For God's Sakes, Just Give Me the Damn Number!

00:02

Harry demands Beth's phone number immediately so he can put out the fire on h...

You Know, I'm Heading Up to Aspen Myself

You Know, I'm Heading Up to Aspen Myself

00:10

Harry asks Beth out on a date, unaware his feet are on fire from the gasoline...

I've Got to Get Away From My Boyfriend. He's Such a Klutz

I've Got to Get Away From My Boyfriend. He's Such a Klutz

00:07

Beth talks to Harry about her klutzy ex-boyfriend right before Harry slips an...

Oh, Man, You Gotta Be Shitting Me

Oh, Man, You Gotta Be Shitting Me

00:11

Lloyd notices some writing on the bathroom stall wall about "having a good ti...

Skis, Huh?

Skis, Huh?

00:21

Harry starts up a conversation with a woman while he fills up the gas tank.

They're Driving An '84 Sheepdog

They're Driving An '84 Sheepdog

00:09

Some detectives show up at the diner after Mental dies and start the search f...

But He Blamed Me. You Heard Him

But He Blamed Me. You Heard Him

00:07

Harry thinks Mental uttering "son of a bitch" as he died was personally meant...

Life's a Fragile Thing, Harr

Life's a Fragile Thing, Harr

00:06

Lloyd and Harry talk about Mental's death as they drive away from the diner.

Check, Please

Check, Please

00:01

After watching Mental die on the floor, Lloyd asks for the check so they can ...

Son of a Bitch!

Son of a Bitch!

00:05

Mental notices the rat poison pills right before he gurgles and dies at the d...

Pills Are Good! Pills Are Good!

Pills Are Good! Pills Are Good!

00:04

Lloyd and Harry give Mental the rat poison, believing it to be his ulcer medi...

This Is a Lot Easier if You Just Lay Back

This Is a Lot Easier if You Just Lay Back

00:02

Lloyd tries giving Mental mouth-to-mouth but Mental keeps shoving him away.

Don't Worry. I Know CPR

Don't Worry. I Know CPR

00:01

Lloyd tells everyone in the diner he knows CPR, then proceeds to yank on Ment...

Are You Okay, Man? It Was Just a Goof

Are You Okay, Man? It Was Just a Goof

00:02

After Mental falls on the ground in pain from eating the spicy burger, Harry ...

Talk About Being in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time

Talk About Being in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time

00:05

After finding out Harry and Lloyd actually have no idea who Mary Swanson is, ...

All I Saw Was One Bag and That Briefcase

All I Saw Was One Bag and That Briefcase

00:10

Mental tries to get Harry and Lloyd to give him info on the briefcase, Harry ...

Feeling Better, Girls?

Feeling Better, Girls?

00:03

Mental arrives back to the diner and doesn't realize Harry and Lloyd have stu...

Look, I Can't Have These Guys Running Around Aspen

Look, I Can't Have These Guys Running Around Aspen

00:08

Mental tells Nicholas he plans on poisoning Harry and Lloyd.

Don't Forget That Your Bread Plate Is On The Left!

Don't Forget That Your Bread Plate Is On The Left!

00:08

Mental takes a break from the boys to call Nicholas and check in.

It's More Tingly Than Hot

It's More Tingly Than Hot

00:05

Harry and Lloyd start eating atomic peppers and don't think it is too bad, al...

That Sounds Like a Dare, Harry

That Sounds Like a Dare, Harry

00:03

Mental double-dares Harry and Lloyd to eat an atomic pepper at the same time.

No, You Go First

No, You Go First

00:11

Mental breaks up the "you go first" routine between Harry and Lloyd and dares...

You Want an Atomic Pepper, Mr. Mentaliano?

You Want an Atomic Pepper, Mr. Mentaliano?

00:07

Harry offers Mental a very hot pepper, but he declines due to exhaustion from...

Mock! Yeah! Ing! Yeah! Bird! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Mock! Yeah! Ing! Yeah! Bird! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

00:31

Harry and Lloyd start singing "Mockingbird" a capella style with Mental being...

Fellas, You Think We Could Listen To The Radio Or Something?

Fellas, You Think We Could Listen To The Radio Or Something?

00:11

Lloyd laughs at the notion of turning on the radio to listent to some music, ...

Hey, You Wanna Hear the Most Annoying Sound in the World?

Hey, You Wanna Hear the Most Annoying Sound in the World?

00:10

Lloyd annoys Mental to the point of anguish, so he yells once again to get th...

You Can't Triple-Stamp a Double-Stamp, Lloyd!

You Can't Triple-Stamp a Double-Stamp, Lloyd!

00:07

Mental finally has enough of Harry and Lloyd's childish behavior, so he screa...

You're It! Quitsies!

You're It! Quitsies!

00:07

Harry and Lloyd play tag with each other while Mental sits in the seat betwee...

We Usually Don't Pick Up Hitchhikers

We Usually Don't Pick Up Hitchhikers

00:09

Lloyd and Harry pick up Mental as a hitchhiker after he flags them down.

I Gotta Squeeze A Lemon

I Gotta Squeeze A Lemon

00:08

Shay listens to Mental's plan, then says she has to pee.

You Don't Kill People You Don't Know, That's A Rule

You Don't Kill People You Don't Know, That's A Rule

00:05

Mental tels Shay he has rules on the people he kills, and those he doesn't.

Come on, Joe. Let Me Do Them

Come on, Joe. Let Me Do Them

00:06

Shay and Mental have a plan to find out how Harry and Lloyd know so much abou...

I'll Bet You 20 Bucks I Can Get You Gambling Before The End Of The Day

I'll Bet You 20 Bucks I Can Get You Gambling Before The End Of The Day

00:09

Harry and Lloyd settle on a bet, but Harry doesn't realize he already lost.

Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!

Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!

00:03

As Harry explains why he never gambles, Lloyd mocks him and calls him a pussy.

You Know, I Don't Think We Have Enough Gas Money

You Know, I Don't Think We Have Enough Gas Money

00:09

Lloyd tries to get Harry to gamble whether they have even gas money or not.

According to the Map, We've Only Gone About Four Inches

According to the Map, We've Only Gone About Four Inches

00:03

Harry shows us he is completely clueless when it comes to judging distance fr...

I'm Sorry, Mr. Andre. You Were Saying?

I'm Sorry, Mr. Andre. You Were Saying?

00:09

After punching the man outside the phone booth, Mental continues his conversa...

Get Off the Phone

Get Off the Phone

00:09

Mental punches the anxious man through the glass of the pay phone, completely...

Oh, You Turned Your Back on Me

Oh, You Turned Your Back on Me

00:05

The Anxious Man at Phone gets even more upset when Mental turns to ignore him.

Sir, Did You Ever Hear Of The Concept Of Other People?

Sir, Did You Ever Hear Of The Concept Of Other People?

00:07

The Anxious Man at Phone tries to get Mental to hang up and give him a chance...

What the Hell Are These Guys Up To?

What the Hell Are These Guys Up To?

00:06

Mental and Nicholas discuss the possibility of Harry and Lloyd being federal ...

I Think They're A Little Bit Strange

I Think They're A Little Bit Strange

00:06

Mental uses the pay phone outside Harry & Lloyd's motel to call Nicholas.

She Give You Any Reason?

She Give You Any Reason?

00:08

Harry describes the reason his girlfriend broke up with him is because he did...

She Sends Me A John Deere Letter

She Sends Me A John Deere Letter

00:06

Harry mentions how his girlfriend dumped him with a letter instead of in person.

Felcher? From Cranston?

Felcher? From Cranston?

00:11

When Harry mentions an old girlfriend, Lloyd clearly had relations with her a...

Yeah, We Stayed in a Place Just Like This

Yeah, We Stayed in a Place Just Like This

00:04

Harry mentions to Lloyd an old rendezvous he had in a cheap hotel once.

What Happened, Harry? Some Little Philly Break Your Heart?

What Happened, Harry? Some Little Philly Break Your Heart?

00:04

Lloyd and Harry start to recall old memories while they sit in the bath toget...

This Place Doesn't Really Do It For Me

This Place Doesn't Really Do It For Me

00:05

While Lloyd listens to people having sex in the next room, Harry mentions how...

Don't Tell Me to Shut Up, Woman

Don't Tell Me to Shut Up, Woman

00:02

Lloyd pretends to be an aggressive masochist with Harry while they sit in the...

You'd Probably Like It Too, You Big Homo

You'd Probably Like It Too, You Big Homo

00:06

Lloyd starts scaring Harry with all the sex-talk while they share a hot tub t...

I'd Show You What a Real Man Can Do

I'd Show You What a Real Man Can Do

00:06

Lloyd goes into details of how aggressive he can be when it comes to having sex.

Yeah, Well, It's a Good Thing You're Not Stacked, Harry

Yeah, Well, It's a Good Thing You're Not Stacked, Harry

00:04

Lloyd tells Harry if he had boobs, they'd be having sex that very minute.

There's Only One Thing That Could Make This Moment Any Better

There's Only One Thing That Could Make This Moment Any Better

00:08

Sitting in the hotel hot tub together, Lloyd pretends to make a pass at Harry.

Cold Beer, A Hot Tub and Paper-Thin Walls

Cold Beer, A Hot Tub and Paper-Thin Walls

00:05

Lloyd comments to Harry about how happy he is in the cheap hotel.

Yeah! Get Her!

Yeah! Get Her!

00:03

Lloyd is listening to people having sex in the room next to theirs through th...

You Want Me to Drive?

You Want Me to Drive?

00:05

After Lloyd wakes up while driving and almost crashing, Harry also wakes up a...

No, But That's A Real Nice Ski Mask

No, But That's A Real Nice Ski Mask

00:05

Lloyd is having a dream, while driving, where he is impressing Mary and her f...

We Can't Let on That Anything's Wrong

We Can't Let on That Anything's Wrong

00:11

Karl tells Mary she needs to continue acting normal so nobody finds out her h...

I've Been Giving This a Lot of Thought

I've Been Giving This a Lot of Thought

00:07

Nicholas offers the notion that the preservation benefit get postponed until ...

How Could They Not Have Gotten the Ransom?

How Could They Not Have Gotten the Ransom?

00:07

At Mary's family estate in Aspen, Mary talks about how her ransom money was n...

Tic Tac, Sir?

Tic Tac, Sir?

00:03

Lloyd offers the State Trooper a Tic Tac after he drinks Lloyd's pee by mistake.

You'd Keep Your Mouth Shut If You Knew What Was Good For You, Buddy

You'd Keep Your Mouth Shut If You Knew What Was Good For You, Buddy

00:03

When Harry and Lloyd try to stop the State Trooper from drinking Lloyd's pee,...

Come on, Give Me That Booze, You Little Pumpkin-Pie-Haircutted Freak!

Come on, Give Me That Booze, You Little Pumpkin-Pie-Haircutted Freak!

00:03

The State Trooper orders Lloyd to hand over all the beer bottles.

It's Against the Law To Have An Open Alcohol Container

It's Against the Law To Have An Open Alcohol Container

00:06

The State Trooper reminds Harry and Lloyd about the open container law in the...

That's Nothing, Sir

That's Nothing, Sir

00:07

Harry and Lloyd deny that the beer bottles have beer in them although they cl...

You Fellas Been Doing A Bit Of Boozing, Have You?

You Fellas Been Doing A Bit Of Boozing, Have You?

00:06

The State Trooper notices all the beer bottles in the van and asks Harry and ...

License and Registration, Please

License and Registration, Please

00:02

The State Trooper has pulled Harry and Lloyd over for speeding.

Killer Boots, Man!

Killer Boots, Man!

00:01

Lloyd leans over Harry to tell the State Trooper he likes his boots.

No, It's a Cardigan, But Thanks For Noticing

No, It's a Cardigan, But Thanks For Noticing

00:05

When the State Trooper tells Harry to pull the vehicle over, Harry thanks he ...

What Are You, a Camel?

What Are You, a Camel?

00:04

Lloyd is peeing a tremendous amount, so Harry makes a comment about how much ...

Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry!

Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry!

00:04

Lloyd tells Harry to hurry and give him more beer bottles to pee in so he doe...

The Bottle's Almost Full and I'm Still Going

The Bottle's Almost Full and I'm Still Going

00:07

Lloyd is concerned he has to keep peeing even though the beer bottle is almos...

But I Gotta Go! What Am I Supposed to Do?

But I Gotta Go! What Am I Supposed to Do?

00:05

Harry refuses to pull over, so he tells Harry to pee in a beer bottle.

I Gotta Pee

I Gotta Pee

00:05

After learning Sea Bass is probably on his way to catch them, Lloyd mentions ...

They Catch Up To Him A Half-Mile Down The Road And Slit His Throat

They Catch Up To Him A Half-Mile Down The Road And Slit His Throat

00:11

Harry asks Lloyd about the prank they just pulled on Sea Bass, then gets conc...

That Was Genius, Lloyd, Sheer Genius!

That Was Genius, Lloyd, Sheer Genius!

00:08

Harry and Lloyd make a successful getaway after billing Sea Bass for their food.

I'm Gonna Kill Those Sons of Bitches!

I'm Gonna Kill Those Sons of Bitches!

00:02

After learning that Lloyd billed him for the food that he and Harry ate, Sea ...

Sea Bass and the Fellas Offered to Pick Up Our Check

Sea Bass and the Fellas Offered to Pick Up Our Check

00:07

Lloyd fools the cashier into having Sea Bass pay their check for their food a...

Make It Four Boilermakers

Make It Four Boilermakers

00:06

Sea Bass tells Lloyd what kind of beverage he and his friends would like.

Like To Buy You Guys A Round Of Beers

Like To Buy You Guys A Round Of Beers

00:09

Lloyd offers to buy Sea Bass and his friends some beer to make up for the sce...

What the Hell Do You Want?

What the Hell Do You Want?

00:09

Harry and Lloyd walk over to Sea Bass' table to apologize.

I Think I Just, Yeah, I Just Had An Idea

I Think I Just, Yeah, I Just Had An Idea

00:05

Lloyd sits for a moment, then realizes he may have thought of something clever.

The Guy Hawked On My Burger!

The Guy Hawked On My Burger!

00:08

Lloyd makes fun of Harry for not standing up for himself when Sea Bass spit i...

Still Want It? Nah, You Go Ahead

Still Want It? Nah, You Go Ahead

00:04

After Sea Bass spits into Harry's food, he asks Harry if he still plans on ea...

You Gonna Eat That?

You Gonna Eat That?

00:07

Sea Bass asks Harry if he plans to eat the burger that is sitting on a plate ...

Kick His Ass, Sea Bass!

Kick His Ass, Sea Bass!

00:01

When Sea Bass approaches Harry to get revenge on the man who threw a salt sha...

It Was a Terrible Mistake, Sir

It Was a Terrible Mistake, Sir

00:06

After Lloyd points out that it was Harry that threw the salt, Harry tries to ...

Who's the Dead Man That Hit Me With the Salt Shaker?

Who's the Dead Man That Hit Me With the Salt Shaker?

00:03

Sea Bass stands up and hunts down the man that hit him with the salt.

Toss Some Salt Over Your Right Shoulder

Toss Some Salt Over Your Right Shoulder

00:12

Lloyd tells Harry to toss salt over his shoulder for good luck, so he throws ...

You Spilled the Salt, That's What's the Matter

You Spilled the Salt, That's What's the Matter

00:06

Lloyd notices that Harry spilled the salt shaker on the table, so he tells hi...

I Like It a Lot

I Like It a Lot

00:02

Lloyd expresses his happiness with the trip so far, especially hanging out at...

Feels Good to Mingle With These Laid-Back Country Folk

Feels Good to Mingle With These Laid-Back Country Folk

00:06

Lloyd tells Harry he is very happy with their travels so far.

Anything Else Before I Leave the Area?

Anything Else Before I Leave the Area?

00:08

Harry makes a complaint to the waitress that his soda is not fizzy enough for...

Uh, What Is The "Soup Du Jour"?

Uh, What Is The "Soup Du Jour"?

00:08

Lloyd orders soup without having a clue what flavor it is.

Excuse Me, Flo?

Excuse Me, Flo?

00:01

Lloyd asks for the waitress' attention as she starts to walk away from the ta...

They Got the Monkees

They Got the Monkees

00:03

Lloyd checks the mini-jukebox on the table at the diner they have stopped to ...

They Ain't Never Getting to Aspen

They Ain't Never Getting to Aspen

00:03

Mental swears he will stop Harry and Lloyd from reaching Aspen, no matter what.

They Must Have Been Following Us for Weeks

They Must Have Been Following Us for Weeks

00:10

Mental and Shay think Harry and Lloyd are professionals for hire.

Those Rat Bastards

Those Rat Bastards

00:04

Mental notices the note Harry and Lloyd left on their door before heading to ...

Polly Want a Cracker?

Polly Want a Cracker?

00:01

Billy, the blind kid, talks to Harry's dead bird that has its head taped toge...

Pretty Bird

Pretty Bird

00:09

Billy, the blind kid, pets Harry's dead bird that has its head taped back on.

Petey Didn't Even Have a Head!

Petey Didn't Even Have a Head!

00:05

Harry is in shock that Lloyd sold his dead bird to a blind kid.

You Sold My Dead Bird to a Blind Kid?

You Sold My Dead Bird to a Blind Kid?

00:03

Harry is chocked to learn that Lloyd made a profit off his bead bird.

What Did You Sell Him, Lloyd?

What Did You Sell Him, Lloyd?

00:13

Lloyd tells Harry he sold Petey, the dead bird, to the blind kid in their apa...

Where Did You Get 25 Extra Bucks?

Where Did You Get 25 Extra Bucks?

00:11

Harry learns that Lloyd sold some items to the blind kid in their apartment c...

Hey, Where'd You Get Those?

Hey, Where'd You Get Those?

00:10

Harry notices Lloyd eating some snacks and wonders where he could have gotten...

Lloyd, What Are You Doing?

Lloyd, What Are You Doing?

00:08

Lloyd pretends to be running as he and Harry start their drive towards Aspen.

Just Let It Out. Have a Good Cry

Just Let It Out. Have a Good Cry

00:09

Harry holds Lloyd as he cries his heart out, then puts a stop to it a moment ...

Okay, Lloyd. Aspen It Is

Okay, Lloyd. Aspen It Is

00:06

Harry gives in and agrees to move to Aspen with Lloyd.

Why Are You Going to the Airport? Flying Somewhere?

Why Are You Going to the Airport? Flying Somewhere?

00:10

Lloyd starts a conversation with Mary in the limo as he drives her to the air...

You Know What I'm Sick and Tired of, Harry?

You Know What I'm Sick and Tired of, Harry?

00:07

Lloyd turns to Harry and tells him he wants to start over in a place where he...

I Am Getting Sick And Tired Of Running From Creditors!

I Am Getting Sick And Tired Of Running From Creditors!

00:04

Harry argues with Lloyd about leaving for Aspen when they should be working t...

So I Wanna Go Someplace Where We Know Somebody

So I Wanna Go Someplace Where We Know Somebody

00:04

Lloyd tells Harry he thinks Aspen is the ticket they need to make new friends...

Wait a Minute! I Know What You're Up to, Mister

Wait a Minute! I Know What You're Up to, Mister

00:14

Harry figures out what Lloyd is up to, so he starts to argue about it.

I Don't Know, Lloyd. The French Are Assholes

I Don't Know, Lloyd. The French Are Assholes

00:03

After hearing Lloyd's pitch to move to Aspen, Harry comments about the French.

A Place Where the Beer Flows Like Wine

A Place Where the Beer Flows Like Wine

00:15

Lloyd tells Harry they need to move to Aspen and start their lives over again.

What the Hell Are We Doing Here, Harry?

What the Hell Are We Doing Here, Harry?

00:04

Lloyd tells Harry they need to move to avoid all the bad things that are happ...

We Got No Food. We Got No Jobs. Our Pets' Heads Are Falling Off!

We Got No Food. We Got No Jobs. Our Pets' Heads Are Falling Off!

00:05

Lloyd tells Harry they live in a dump, and that their lives are falling apart.

That's It! I've Had It With This Dump!

That's It! I've Had It With This Dump!

00:03

After hearing the news about Petey, Lloyd breaks down and starts yelling abou...

His Head Fell Off

His Head Fell Off

00:08

Harry tells Lloyd the bad news that his pet bird's head fell off, and he died.

I Got Robbed by a Sweet Old Lady On A Motorized Cart

I Got Robbed by a Sweet Old Lady On A Motorized Cart

00:07

When Harry asks Lloyd where the booze is, Lloyd falls on the ground and cries...

I'll Be Right Back. Don't You Go Dying on Me!

I'll Be Right Back. Don't You Go Dying on Me!

00:02

Lloyd tells the old lady he will return in a moment, and then insults her aga...

Senior Citizens, Although Slow and Dangerous Behind The Wheel

Senior Citizens, Although Slow and Dangerous Behind The Wheel

00:09

After the little old lady agrees to watch his stuff for a moment, Lloyd gives...

Could You Do Me a Favor and Watch My Stuff Here

Could You Do Me a Favor and Watch My Stuff Here

00:04

Lloyd asks a little old lady in a motorized cart to watch all the ridiculous ...

Okay, Just Get the Bare Essentials

Okay, Just Get the Bare Essentials

00:05

Harry gives Lloyd some money to buy food and tells him that is all the cash t...

Yeah, Unless You Want To Work 40 Hours A Week

Yeah, Unless You Want To Work 40 Hours A Week

00:10

Harry and Lloyd talk about the loss of jobs in their town, and how ridiculous...

I Tought I Taw a Puddy Cat

I Tought I Taw a Puddy Cat

00:04

Mental grabs Harry's pet bird, Petey, and kills it.

Maybe We Should Trash the Place

Maybe We Should Trash the Place

00:10

Mental and Shay walk around Harry and Lloyd's apartment, looking for the brie...

Do You Realize What You've Done?

Do You Realize What You've Done?

00:02

Lloyd grabs Harry's face and asks him if he knows the consequences for not pa...

There's Two of Them. One of Them's Got a Gun

There's Two of Them. One of Them's Got a Gun

00:06

When Harry and Lloyd notice armed thugs at the door, they think bill collecto...

Man, I Would Have to Be a Lowlife

Man, I Would Have to Be a Lowlife

00:09

Harry asks Lloyd what is inside Mary's briefcase that he took from the airport.

She Actually Talked to Me, Man

She Actually Talked to Me, Man

00:09

Harry is stunned that Lloyd has a story about a woman talking to him.

What's With the Briefcase?

What's With the Briefcase?

00:07

Harry notices the briefcase that Lloyd has next to him, so he asks about it.

Hey! Chicks Love It. It's A Shaggin' Wagon

Hey! Chicks Love It. It's A Shaggin' Wagon

00:03

Lloyd talks fondly about Harry's custom dog van.

You Know What Really Chaffs My Ass, Though?

You Know What Really Chaffs My Ass, Though?

00:05

Harry is more upset about spending all his money customizing his van than los...

You Are One Pathetic Loser! No Offense

You Are One Pathetic Loser! No Offense

00:09

Harry and Lloyd take turns talking about how they both lost their jobs.

Man! You Are One Pathetic Loser

Man! You Are One Pathetic Loser

00:04

Lloyd has no tact when he hears the news that his best friend just lost his job.

Yeah, Well, I Lost My Job Too

Yeah, Well, I Lost My Job Too

00:07

Lloyd hears the news that Harry lost his job, too, so he laughs at him.

So You Got Fired Again, Huh? Oh, Yeah

So You Got Fired Again, Huh? Oh, Yeah

00:07

Harry and Lloyd sit in their apartment, talking about how they both got fired...

Who the Hell You Figure This Guy's Working For Anyway?

Who the Hell You Figure This Guy's Working For Anyway?

00:09

Shay and Mental watch Harry and Lloyd get home as they try to plan on getting...

Fell Off the Jetway Again

Fell Off the Jetway Again

00:04

Harry and Lloyd get back to their apartment at the same time and talk about t...

It's Okay! I'm A Limo Driver!

It's Okay! I'm A Limo Driver!

00:03

Lloyd thinks his limo driver's license gives him special permissions to avoid...

Hold That Plane!

Hold That Plane!

00:07

Lloyd runs up and flashes his badge to the flight attendant as he runs to ret...

Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Mo!

Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Mo!

00:04

Lloyd takes a quick glance at the flight schedule to find out where Mary's pl...

Move It or Lose It, Sister!

Move It or Lose It, Sister!

00:02

As Mental is about the grab Mary's briefcase, Lloyd runs through and grabs it...

Mary!

Mary!

00:02

Lloyd struggles with the airbag in the limo as he watches Mary forget her bri...

Goodbye, My Love

Goodbye, My Love

00:04

Lloyd crashes his limo while watching Mary walk through the airport instead o...

Be Strong

Be Strong

00:02

Lloyd tries to keep himself together by telling himself to calm down and be s...

Shh! Just Go

Shh! Just Go

00:03

Lloyd doesn't want to make leaving Mary any harder than it already is for him...

I Hate Goodbyes

I Hate Goodbyes

00:02

Lloyd starts choking back tears as he gives Mary a good-bye hug at the airport.

How About a Hug?

How About a Hug?

00:04

Lloyd stands with his arms outstretched, waiting for Mary to give him a good-...

I Couldn't Possibly Accept That

I Couldn't Possibly Accept That

00:09

Mary tries to offer Lloyd a tip for driving, but he refuses.

You Might Just Want To Run A Comb Through 'Em

You Might Just Want To Run A Comb Through 'Em

00:02

Harry opens the doors to his van and the dogs are covered in yellow mustard f...

These Pooches Are Not Going to Need Any Primping

These Pooches Are Not Going to Need Any Primping

00:08

Harry tries to calm down Mrs. Neugeboren by telling her the dogs are already ...

Don't Worry About a Thing, Mrs. Neugy-Burger

Don't Worry About a Thing, Mrs. Neugy-Burger

00:05

Harry doesn't now how to pronounce Mrs. Neugeboren's name, so she corrects him.

No Humping, No Pushing, No Sniffing Heinies

No Humping, No Pushing, No Sniffing Heinies

00:05

Harry pulls up to the dog show and reminds the dogs to be on their best behav...

Lloyd, Could You Keep Your Eyes on the Road, Please?

Lloyd, Could You Keep Your Eyes on the Road, Please?

00:10

As Lloyd causes an accident by not watching the road, Mary asks him to keep f...

There's Really Nothing to Worry About, Mary

There's Really Nothing to Worry About, Mary

00:05

Lloyd turns around and neglects to watch the road as he tries to calm Mary down.

What's the Matter? A Little Tense About The Flight?

What's the Matter? A Little Tense About The Flight?

00:07

Lloyd notices Mary clutch her bag and asks her if everything is OK.

I Got Worms

I Got Worms

00:10

Lloyd tells Mary about his worm farm idea as he drives her to the airport.

This Isn't My Real Job, You Know

This Isn't My Real Job, You Know

00:01

Lloyd tries to impress Mary by telling her he is only a part-time limo driver.

Name's Christmas, Lloyd Christmas

Name's Christmas, Lloyd Christmas

00:03

Lloyd introduces himself to Mary as he drives her to the airport.

So Where're You Headed?

So Where're You Headed?

00:06

Lloyd has no clue where Aspen is, but thinks it sounds warm.

Suck Me Sideways

Suck Me Sideways

00:02

Lloyd pulls his limo up to the Swanson mansion and comments about how nice it...

Last But Not Least, Foot-Long! Who's Got The Foot-Long?

Last But Not Least, Foot-Long! Who's Got The Foot-Long?

00:05

Harry asks the dogs he is transporting which one wanted the foot-long hot dog...

Let's Put Another Shrimp on the Barbie

Let's Put Another Shrimp on the Barbie

00:06

Lloyd tries hitting on the attractive woman at the bus stop.

That's a Lovely Accent You Have. New Jersey?

That's a Lovely Accent You Have. New Jersey?

00:15

Lloyd misinterprets Austria for Australia as he begins to imitate an accent i...

Could You Tell Me How to Get to the Medical School?

Could You Tell Me How to Get to the Medical School?

00:07

Lloyd sticks his head out the back seat window and pretends to ask for direct...