I Was the Only Guy to Ever Take Off His Skate and Try to Stab Somebody
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During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Happy is shown in full hockey gear stumbling on the ice, still a long way from becoming the greatest skater. He continues the narration.