Happy Gilmore: I'll make you a bet.
Virginia: Do you always carry a puck around?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah. Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend that you like it too.
Happy Gilmore: Good luck. Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.
Virginia pushes the puck across the ice into the net.