Coach: Number 18, is that Gilmore again? How many times has this guy tried out, anyway?
Assistant Coach: At least ten times. Guy's got a lot of intensity.
Coach: Not a real strong skater, though.
Assistant Coach: Ain't the best puck handler, either.
Coach: Yeah, but my god...
Assistant Coach: What a shot.
The coaches watch as Happy slips, slides and falls in every conceivable manner on and around the ice.