Happy Gilmore: Where are you going with those clubs, punk?
Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy!
Happy Gilmore: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old.
Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Well, what should I do then?
Happy Gilmore: I don't know. Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. Okay?
Starter #1: Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now.
Happy Gilmore: Alright, good luck, buddy.
Starter #1: Get out the way.
Happy Gilmore: Where were you on that one, dipshit?

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On the first tee Happy knocks his caddy down for grabbing his clubs then stands directly in the path of Mr. Lafferty's tee shot.

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