Happy Gilmore: Where are you going with those clubs, punk?
Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy!
Happy Gilmore: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old.
Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Well, what should I do then?
Happy Gilmore: I don't know. Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. Okay?
Starter #1: Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now.
Happy Gilmore: Alright, good luck, buddy.
Starter #1: Get out the way.
Happy Gilmore: Where were you on that one, dipshit?
On the first tee Happy knocks his caddy down for grabbing his clubs then stands directly in the path of Mr. Lafferty's tee shot.