Kick-Ass A Collection by Lionsgate

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Released: 2010-03-12
Kick-Ass

Kick-Ass is a 2010 black comedy superhero film based on the comic book of the same name by Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr. The film was directed by Matthew Vaughn, who co-produced the film with actor Brad Pitt, and co-wrote the screenplay with Jane Goldman. The film's general release was on 25 March 2010 in the UK and on 16 April 2010 in the US. The film tells the story of an ordinary teenager, Dave Lizewski, who sets out to become a...

Kick-Ass Was Gone, but Not Forgotten

Kick-Ass Was Gone, but Not Forgotten

00:29

Dave narrates as he and Marty are shown in the Atomic Comic kissing their g...

I Gotta Send a Public Service Message to the People Out There

I Gotta Send a Public Service Message to the People Out There

00:06

Frank explains why he has to do away with Kick-Ass.

What Do You Think?

What Do You Think?

00:23

The crew is sitting around the Atomic comparing Kick-Ass and Red Mist.

He Would Have Been Proud Of Both Of Us

He Would Have Been Proud Of Both Of Us

00:38

After flying himself and Hit-Girl back home with the jet pack, Dave takes off...

Why Don't You Pick On Someone Your Own Size?

Why Don't You Pick On Someone Your Own Size?

00:04

Before Frank can shoot Hit-Girl, Kick-Ass enters the room. He has the bazooka...

God, I Wish I Had a Son Like You

God, I Wish I Had a Son Like You

00:11

After Frank gets the best of Hit-Girl, he picks up a handgun and points it at...

Is This Frank D'amico's Place?

Is This Frank D'amico's Place?

00:30

Dave looking around the Macready's place sees the video feed from Frank's bui...

Yeah! I Think I'm in Love With Her, Dude

Yeah! I Think I'm in Love With Her, Dude

00:12

Seeing Hit-Girl triumph puts a smile on Marcus' face and a throb in Todd's he...

I Don't Know, but I Think Kick-Ass Is Cuter

I Don't Know, but I Think Kick-Ass Is Cuter

00:09

Sitting in the Atomic Comic one of the guys poses the question of who would w...

What's the Difference Between Spider-Man and Peter Parker?

What's the Difference Between Spider-Man and Peter Parker?

00:07

Dave tells us through his narration that he is giving up his superhero gig af...

Pulls His Fucking Lungs Out Through His Ass

Pulls His Fucking Lungs Out Through His Ass

00:10

After watching Chris's recording of Big Daddy taking down the men set to ambu...

Playtime's Over, Kid

Playtime's Over, Kid

00:05

After entering Frank's office, Chris attacks Kick-Ass. They rumble out of the...

Dirty Motherfuckers!

Dirty Motherfuckers!

00:03

Before Huge Goon can fire the bazooka Kick-Ass flies up outside the window we...

I Always Wanted to Say This

I Always Wanted to Say This

00:06

Hit-Girl watches through a bullet hole in the cabinet shes hiding behind as H...

Under Control? You're Grabbing A Fucking Bazooka You Dumbass!

Under Control? You're Grabbing A Fucking Bazooka You Dumbass!

00:26

As some of Frank's other men fire on Hit-Girl, Huge Goon returns to the offic...

Bazooka?

Bazooka?

00:03

To deal with Hit-Girl, Huge Goon tells his men he's going to get the bazooka ...

Fuck This Shit. I'm Getting the Bazooka

Fuck This Shit. I'm Getting the Bazooka

00:03

After watching one the men unload an automatic rifle in Hit-Girls direction t...

Holy Fuck, Fashion, Everybody's Dead

Holy Fuck, Fashion, Everybody's Dead

00:03

Upstairs in Frank's Hit-Girl runs out of ammo and runs for cover. A few reinf...

With No Power Comes No Responsibility

With No Power Comes No Responsibility

00:08

Dave walks over to the new weapons system that Big Daddy designed and built.

  Had I Ever Been a Real Superhero?

Had I Ever Been a Real Superhero?

00:10

Dave watches the feed from Frank's as Mindy makes her way into Franks's build...

Whoa! I Meant Like Pajamas and Clothes and Stuff

Whoa! I Meant Like Pajamas and Clothes and Stuff

00:05

When Dave exits the bathroom he sees that Hit-Girl's idea of packing what she...

If It Wasn't for You, I'd Be Dead

If It Wasn't for You, I'd Be Dead

00:08

Dave looks over at Hit-Girl, she turns for the first time and looks at him.

That "Long Term" Enough for You?

That "Long Term" Enough for You?

00:11

As they ride Dave expresses his concern for Hit-Girl's well being while tryin...

I Saved Your Sorry Ass

I Saved Your Sorry Ass

00:05

Hit-Girl drives the car as she and Dave ride away after her father dies.

I'm So Proud Of You Baby Doll

I'm So Proud Of You Baby Doll

01:04

Badly beaten and burned, Damon works through the pain to says his goodbyes to...

Show's Over, Motherfuckers

Show's Over, Motherfuckers

00:02

After taking out the last of Frank's men and extinguishing the flames on her ...

Go to Robin's Revenge!

Go to Robin's Revenge!

00:06

Big Daddy continues to yell instructions to Hit-Girl.

Now Switch to Kryptonite

Now Switch to Kryptonite

00:04

Still tied to his chair Big Daddy yells instructions to his daughter once she...

Take Cover Child

Take Cover Child

00:02

Some one lights the lighter and the floor below Big Daddy is a blaze. Hit-Gir...

Gentlemen Time To Die

Gentlemen Time To Die

00:05

Standing between Kick-Ass and Big Daddy Joe flicks a lighter. Before he can i...

  Even With My Metal Plates and My Fucked-Up Nerve Endings

Even With My Metal Plates and My Fucked-Up Nerve Endings

00:47

After beating them brutally with bats and batons Joe pulls out a can of keros...

  Despite Initial Speculation That This May Be Some Kind Of Hoax

Despite Initial Speculation That This May Be Some Kind Of Hoax

00:12

The TV broadcast of the e-cast of Big Daddy and Kick-Ass being beaten to deat...

Now Big Daddy and Kick-Ass Are Gonna Help Us

Now Big Daddy and Kick-Ass Are Gonna Help Us

00:08

As the podcast starts Big Joe points to Kick-Ass and Big Daddy tied up. Joe h...

Show Time

Show Time

00:02

Frank has setup a podcast of the unmasking of Kick-Ass. He and Chris watch al...

Yeah, but That's Not Fair!

Yeah, but That's Not Fair!

00:03

Frank explains that he has to do away with Kick-Ass in order to send a message.

You Better Fire This Asshole

You Better Fire This Asshole

00:10

Huge Goon enters the room Frank is in with Chris in tow.

Get Your Wannabe Superhero Ass in the Car

Get Your Wannabe Superhero Ass in the Car

00:02

Huge Goon hustles Red Mist out of the safe house with one hand while carrying...

Hot Damn. I Always Wanted One of These

Hot Damn. I Always Wanted One of These

00:02

After Frank's men, who followed Red and Kick to the safe house, bust in and s...

Hot Chocolate, Extra Marshmallows

Hot Chocolate, Extra Marshmallows

00:02

While they look over their new acquisition, Mindy brings her dad a cup from t...

You Seem Like a Different Guy, You Know That?

You Seem Like a Different Guy, You Know That?

00:07

Mr. Lizewski opens the door to Dave's room to tell him that he's off to work.

  Suddenly, I Understood Why Superheroes Only Existed in Comic Books

Suddenly, I Understood Why Superheroes Only Existed in Comic Books

00:14

Dave narrates as he and Katie have sex in the alley behind the Atomic Comic.

I Guess We're Not Invited

I Guess We're Not Invited

00:02

Katie and Dave take off under the pretext of watching a movie after Katie tal...

I, for One, Would Definitely Fuck His Brains Out if I Got the Chance

I, for One, Would Definitely Fuck His Brains Out if I Got the Chance

00:04

Sitting in the Atomic Comic one of the guys poses the question of who would w...

Add to Shopping Cart

Add to Shopping Cart

00:02

Damon and Mindy find an item they are looking for online.

My Mom Has The Burglar Alarm On Downstairs

My Mom Has The Burglar Alarm On Downstairs

00:21

After apologizing Dave heads for the door. Katie stops him. Dave heads for th...

What the Fuck Are You Doing?

What the Fuck Are You Doing?

00:10

Dave climbs in Katie's window in costume. Katie proceeds to beat the hell out...

No More Homework Baby Doll

No More Homework Baby Doll

00:07

After hanging up the phone from Marcus, Damon turns to his daughter.

Look, Bro, You Need to Get Ghost. Hide Yourself Quick

Look, Bro, You Need to Get Ghost. Hide Yourself Quick

00:03

Marcus gives Damon a call letting him know that he was caught on camera at th...

We Gotta Get the Hell Out of Here. Dude, Move Your Fucking Ass!

We Gotta Get the Hell Out of Here. Dude, Move Your Fucking Ass!

00:03

When they arrive at the warehouse the place is ablaze. Red runs in and Kick f...

You're So Not How I Expected

You're So Not How I Expected

00:03

Red Mist lights up a joint and offers Kick-Ass some. He refuses.

That's Right We're Superheroes You Love Us

That's Right We're Superheroes You Love Us

00:02

Folks on the street cheer as Kick-Ass and Red Mist ride the streets in the Mi...

Meet the Mist Mobile

Meet the Mist Mobile

00:02

After their initial meet in the alley, the two supers walk out to the street.

OH Shit! Fuck Me That Kind Of Hurt

OH Shit! Fuck Me That Kind Of Hurt

00:06

Red Mist makes a grand entrance into the ally superhero chest puffed out, fis...

Yeah, Dave, What Do You Think?

Yeah, Dave, What Do You Think?

00:10

Sitting in the Atomic Comic discussing superheros, Katie asks Dave opinion of...

He's Got a Way Better Costume Than Kick-Ass, Too

He's Got a Way Better Costume Than Kick-Ass, Too

00:06

Dave becomes jealous when his friends compare Red Mist to his alter ego.

What the Hell Is This? It's Everything I Need

What the Hell Is This? It's Everything I Need

00:14

Chris busts into Frank's office with a plan that he says will help him get ne...

Mommy I Want a Kick-Ass Party

Mommy I Want a Kick-Ass Party

00:03

After realizing he's killed a guy in a Kick-Ass suit on his way to a kid's pa...

I Hope It's Okay to Say This, But... It So Sucks That You're Gay

I Hope It's Okay to Say This, But... It So Sucks That You're Gay

00:04

After comforting Katie, assuring her that she had nothing to do with causing ...

I'll Give You a Motherfucking High Five

I'll Give You a Motherfucking High Five

00:05

Frank follows Kick-Ass as he walks down the street. People on the street hit ...

You Owe That Kid A Childhood

You Owe That Kid A Childhood

00:13

Marcus has his say and slams the door behind him. Dave yells after him throug...

You Started Some Kind of New Fucked Up Superhero Club?

You Started Some Kind of New Fucked Up Superhero Club?

00:03

Marcus tips Damon that a crooked cop is looking for Kick-Ass and asks him if ...

How'd You Find Me, Marcus?

How'd You Find Me, Marcus?

00:05

Damon walks in on Marcus, who is sitting at Damon's drawing table reading a c...

What a Douche

What a Douche

00:02

Hit-Girl comments on what's left of Cody when the crushed car with him in it ...

Hey, Come On. Hey, I Know Some Very Bad People Uptown

Hey, Come On. Hey, I Know Some Very Bad People Uptown

00:04

When Big Daddy doesn't budge Cody resorts to using influence. That's just bef...

Hey, I Won't Say Nothing to Nobody

Hey, I Won't Say Nothing to Nobody

00:04

In a metal compactor, chained to the steering wheel of a car, Cody tries to m...

Un Fucking Believable

Un Fucking Believable

00:02

Frank hangs up the phone after his call to Detective Gigante.

You're a Fucking Cop, and He's Breaking the Law

You're a Fucking Cop, and He's Breaking the Law

00:05

Frank calls Detective Gigante to tell him he wants him to get ride of Kick-Ass.

Sweet Dreams

Sweet Dreams

00:02

Before exiting through the window, Hit-Girl turns and blows Dave a kiss.

Hit Girl Back to Headquarters

Hit Girl Back to Headquarters

00:02

After typical Batman to Robin dialogue, Big Daddy and Hit-Girl run out of Dav...

How Do I Get a Hold of You?

How Do I Get a Hold of You?

00:08

Hit-Girl and Big Daddy show up at Dave's house. They talk in his bedroom.

I Want Kick-Ass's Fucking Head

I Want Kick-Ass's Fucking Head

00:05

Frank answers Big Joe's question as to how he should proceed.

We're Gonna Look Like The Biggest Bunch of Pussies in New York

We're Gonna Look Like The Biggest Bunch of Pussies in New York

00:03

Frank responds to Big Joe telling him that he thinks Kick-Ass single handedly...

Me? I'm Hit Girl and That's Big Daddy

Me? I'm Hit Girl and That's Big Daddy

00:07

Dave follows Hit-Girl to the roof. He asks her who she is. After introducing ...

  Hit Girl and Big Daddy, They Were the Real Deal

Hit Girl and Big Daddy, They Were the Real Deal

00:11

Disjointed in his performance at Rasul's, or the lack thereof, Dave climbs ba...

Hey, Hey, Asshole. Can't Use the Front Door Now

Hey, Hey, Asshole. Can't Use the Front Door Now

00:03

After packing up the drug money Hit-Girl tells Dave it's time to go. He heads...

Now, Hit Girl, We Always Keep Our Backs Where?

Now, Hit Girl, We Always Keep Our Backs Where?

00:12

From his perch outside of Rasul's Big Daddy shoots Leroy, who was sneaking up...

Oh, Dude, That Is One Gay-Looking Taser

Oh, Dude, That Is One Gay-Looking Taser

00:03

When Hit-Girl walks back from the door Dave threatens her with his taser befo...

What the Fuck?

What the Fuck?

00:01

Leroy, with his headsets on in the hall, is impervious to the battle waging w...

So, You Want to Play?

So, You Want to Play?

00:01

The female junkie picks up a bottle, breaks it and threatens Hit-Girl with it.

Hey, I Got One of Those

Hey, I Got One of Those

00:02

After she takes out the six or seven men in the room another man walks in and...

Okay, You Cunts, Let's See What You Can Do Now

Okay, You Cunts, Let's See What You Can Do Now

00:03

Before Rasul can raise the machete to strike Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl runs him thro...

You Are So Fucking Dead, Man

You Are So Fucking Dead, Man

00:02

Kick-Ass is being held down by two of Rasul men. Rasul pulls a machete.

I'm Right Here Now, Baby. What's Up?

I'm Right Here Now, Baby. What's Up?

00:02

Rasul makes a movie on Kick-Ass. Kick-Ass hits him in the forehead with a taser.

Leave Katie Alone

Leave Katie Alone

00:14

Rasul stands and faces Kick-Ass when Kick-Ass tells him to stay away from Katie.

So, Which One of You Guys Is Rasul?

So, Which One of You Guys Is Rasul?

00:14

Leroy enters Rasul's place. Several people are sitting in the room. A woman t...

Who the Fuck Are You Supposed to Be, the Green Condom?

Who the Fuck Are You Supposed to Be, the Green Condom?

00:03

Dave enters Rasul's building where he's meet by Leroy in the hall.

Long Story Short, This Particular Lame Duck of Hers

Long Story Short, This Particular Lame Duck of Hers

00:07

Dave is on his way to confront Rasul, to tell him to get out of Katie's life.

I Don't Know if I Was Everything Katie Had Always Dreamed Her Gay BFF Would Be

I Don't Know if I Was Everything Katie Had Always Dreamed Her Gay BFF Would Be

00:06

Dave walks the streets as Kick-Ass while talking about the other masquerade h...

I Mean, That's Not Homophobic, Is It?

I Mean, That's Not Homophobic, Is It?

00:10

Dave and Katie sit across the table from each other at the diner. She's holdi...

I'd E-Mail His Site if I Had a Problem Worth Fixing

I'd E-Mail His Site if I Had a Problem Worth Fixing

00:07

The D'Amico family discuss Kick-Ass as they watch on TV.

Did You See the Clip? He Was Actually Pretty Good

Did You See the Clip? He Was Actually Pretty Good

00:08

Mindy and her dad watch TV, along with everyone else in the nation, following...

That Fucking Rocked. Who Are You? I'm Kick-Ass

That Fucking Rocked. Who Are You? I'm Kick-Ass

00:06

After the triples takeoff a kid recording the action from the diner comes out...

Yeah, I'd Rather Die. So Bring It On!

Yeah, I'd Rather Die. So Bring It On!

00:04

Dave takes his share of blows while battling to help the guy that's been trip...

What the Fuck Is Wrong With You, Man?

What the Fuck Is Wrong With You, Man?

00:20

Dave takes his share of blows while battling to help the guy that's been trip...

Fuck You, Mr. Bitey!

Fuck You, Mr. Bitey!

00:01

Dave's attempt to rescue the cat fails. He tells the cat how he feels about t...

I Was Back and Running Kick-Ass Version 2.0

I Was Back and Running Kick-Ass Version 2.0

00:03

The new and improved Dave was back on the rooftops.

How About That, Huh?

How About That, Huh?

00:13

Dave practises confrontations with bad guys in the mirror wearing his uniform...

And Who Knows, Buddy, This Might Even Get You Laid

And Who Knows, Buddy, This Might Even Get You Laid

00:05

The guys leave school and talk about Katie and the rumor circulating about Da...

There's A Rumor Going Around

There's A Rumor Going Around

00:09

After Katie offers to buy Dave coffee at the Atomic Comic Marty and Todd tell...

This Is Awesome! I Look Like Fricking Wolverine

This Is Awesome! I Look Like Fricking Wolverine

00:04

In the hospital, after recovering from being stabbed by the thugs and hit by ...

The Police Report, They Found You Naked

The Police Report, They Found You Naked

00:14

In the hospital after Dave recovers, his dad asks him if the muggers raped him.

Fuck Do I Know? We're Not Making a Fucking Hungry-Man Dinner

Fuck Do I Know? We're Not Making a Fucking Hungry-Man Dinner

00:04

At D'Amico's lumber warehouse Joe throws the Russian into an industrial micro...

The Point Is, Some Fucker Is Killing Our Guys

The Point Is, Some Fucker Is Killing Our Guys

00:09

Chris sits at his father's desk wielding a hand gun playing a mob boss.

What, This Is My Choice, I Gotta Believe in Ghosts or Superheroes?

What, This Is My Choice, I Gotta Believe in Ghosts or Superheroes?

00:05

Frank and Joe discuss the information Joe's received from the Russian, some o...

Look at Me. I Look Like a Putz

Look at Me. I Look Like a Putz

00:03

Big Joe stands in front of the D'Amico place with one of the men that's been ...

So, Now I'm Getting Fucked in the Ass by a Ghost?

So, Now I'm Getting Fucked in the Ass by a Ghost?

00:13

Joe tells Frank that maybe, just maybe, Tre's Batman story was true.

Hey, Go Finish Your Oatmeal

Hey, Go Finish Your Oatmeal

00:09

When Big Joe calls Frank away from the table, Chris follows intent on listeni...

Two Cheap Shit Losers Screwing With a Car

Two Cheap Shit Losers Screwing With a Car

00:13

After hesitating on being challenged by one of the gang thugs, Dave approache...

What the Fuck?

What the Fuck?

00:01

One of the thugs turns around and sees Dave approaching in his superhero outfit.

Like Every Serial Killer Already Knew

Like Every Serial Killer Already Knew

00:05

Dave comes upon the two thugs that recently jacked he and Todd while they are...

Fuck!

Fuck!

00:02

Dave stops short just before his first jump from rooftop to rooftop.

There Wasn't a Whole Lot of Crime Fighting in Those First Few Weeks

There Wasn't a Whole Lot of Crime Fighting in Those First Few Weeks

00:29

Dave narrates as he trains in his superhero costume to jump from rooftop to r...

I'm Just Fucking With You, Daddy

I'm Just Fucking With You, Daddy

00:01

Damon and Mindy sit at a booth in the bowling alley eating after bullet proof...

You Always Knock Me for a Loop

You Always Knock Me for a Loop

00:28

Damon and Mindy sit at a booth in the bowling alley eating after bullet proof...

Good Call, Baby Doll

Good Call, Baby Doll

00:02

Mindy barters with her dad for what she wants in exchange for taking two more...

But It's Really No More Painful Than a Punch in the Chest

But It's Really No More Painful Than a Punch in the Chest

00:05

Damon explains to his daughter what taking a bullet in her bullet proof vest ...

You're Gonna Be Fine, Baby Doll!

You're Gonna Be Fine, Baby Doll!

01:19

Damon shoots his daughter several times while she's wearing a bullet proof ve...

You Are Fucking Awesome

You Are Fucking Awesome

00:03

Dave looks at himself in the mirror after putting on his green and yellow out...

The Comic Books Had It Wrong

The Comic Books Had It Wrong

00:13

Chris and his dad as shown entering the movie when Dave, Marty and Todd are e...

What Do You Want to Drink? You Want a Pepsi?

What Do You Want to Drink? You Want a Pepsi?

00:12

Frank and his son sit in the car. The sound of one of his men being tortured ...

The World I Lived in, Heroes Only Existed in Comic Books

The World I Lived in, Heroes Only Existed in Comic Books

00:12

At home after being stuck up, Dave orders a green and black diving outfit on ...

Look at This Asshole Just Watching

Look at This Asshole Just Watching

00:14

While being jacked by two thugs they happen to notice that they are being wat...

Pussy Patrol

Pussy Patrol

00:03

Todd and Dave get a block away from the Atomic Comic and run into a couple of...

Jesus, Guys, Does It Not Bug You?

Jesus, Guys, Does It Not Bug You?

00:13

Dave talks seriously about superheroes with his friends at the Atomic Comic.

Did You Spray Anything Over There?

Did You Spray Anything Over There?

00:04

After Dave's encounter with the Huge Goon the boys exit the Atomic Comic.

Fuck Off

Fuck Off

00:02

Chris smiles as Dave approaches but then the bodyguard steps in. Marty and To...

Dave, You Should Totally Go

Dave, You Should Totally Go

00:04

Marty and Dave elect Dave to invite Chris to be their friend.

Yeah, It Must Be Terrible to Have a Rich Dad and Everything You Want

Yeah, It Must Be Terrible to Have a Rich Dad and Everything You Want

00:06

Chris D'Amico pulls up outside the Atomic Comic in an expensive automobile ac...

Maybe It's the Porn Tape. He Doesn't Have a Porn Tape

Maybe It's the Porn Tape. He Doesn't Have a Porn Tape

00:02

Todd offers a difference between Spiderman and Paris.

She Has, Like, No Tits at All

She Has, Like, No Tits at All

00:06

Dave refuses to accept the many seemingly valid reasons that Todd and Marty o...

Dude, if Anybody Did It in Real Life, They'd Get Their Ass Kicked

Dude, if Anybody Did It in Real Life, They'd Get Their Ass Kicked

00:04

Dave continues to press the superhero question. Marty and Todd continue to of...

Hello? Bruce Wayne? He Didn't Have Any Powers

Hello? Bruce Wayne? He Didn't Have Any Powers

00:05

The fellows argue in earnest as to why there are no superheroes.

Putting on a Mask and Helping People? How's That Impossible?

Putting on a Mask and Helping People? How's That Impossible?

00:12

Dave disagrees with Marty so Todd weighs in. Marty weighs back in without eve...

How Come Nobody's Ever Tried to Be a Superhero?

How Come Nobody's Ever Tried to Be a Superhero?

00:05

Dave sits in the Atomic Comic with his friends. He poses the question to them.

In the 18 Months Since My Mother Died

In the 18 Months Since My Mother Died

00:08

Eighteen months after his mother's passing, Dave and his dad are sitting at t...

My Mother Was Killed by an Aneurism in the Kitchen

My Mother Was Killed by an Aneurism in the Kitchen

00:11

Dave mother's head slams down on the kitchen table while she sits with Dave a...

I Was Just a Regular Guy

I Was Just a Regular Guy

00:07

Dave is shown at home at the kitchen table eating breakfast with his mother a...

Hey, Gorgeous

Hey, Gorgeous

00:13

When Dave goes to his locker after English class Katie is a few lockers down ...

I Swear, When My Hormones Balance Out

I Swear, When My Hormones Balance Out

00:05

In his bedroom Dave is still tossing Kleenex in the waste basket.

Making Deposits In The Whack-off Warehouse For Later

Making Deposits In The Whack-off Warehouse For Later

00:06

Back in his bedroom Dave is tossing soiled Kleenex in the waste basket.

Or Jerking Off, Mostly to My English Teacher

Or Jerking Off, Mostly to My English Teacher

00:03

The scene changes from Dave pulling down his pants in his room back to the cl...

Like Most People My Age, I Just Existed

Like Most People My Age, I Just Existed

00:03

In the corridor, after passing girls that either ignore him or condescend, Da...

My Only Superpower Was Being Invisible to Girls

My Only Superpower Was Being Invisible to Girls

00:04

We rewind six months back from the point that the movie opens to find Dave st...

That's Not Me, by the Way

That's Not Me, by the Way

00:06

Dave continues his narration after the costumed man slams into the roof of th...

I Always Wondered Why Nobody Did It Before Me

I Always Wondered Why Nobody Did It Before Me

00:31

Dave opens the movie narrating as a guy in a flashy red and orange suit dives...

Daddy, I Think I Found One

Daddy, I Think I Found One

00:21

Hit-Girl has found something online that she really wants to buy, so she asks...