Dave Narrating: Even with my metal plates and my fucked-up nerve endings, I got to tell you, that hurt.
Big Joe: The kerosene. Yes, the silent killer.
Dave Narrating: But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind. Katie, my dad, Todd and Marty. And all the things I'd never do, like learn to drive, or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on Lost.
Big Joe: Spicy, spicy.
Dave Narrating: And if you're reassuring yourself that I'm gonna make it through this since I'm talking to you now, quit being such a smartass. Hell, dude, you never seen Sin City, Sunset Blvd., American Beauty?
After beating them brutally with bats and batons Joe pulls out a can of kerosene and shows it to the camera.