Dave: Why thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?
Marty: Yeah, what's with that? She has, like, no tits at all.
Dave refuses to accept the many seemingly valid reasons that Todd and Marty offer him.
Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass is a 2010 black comedy superhero film based on the comic book of the same name by Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr. The film was directed by Matthew Vaughn, who co-produced the film with actor Brad Pitt, and co-wrote the screenplay with Jane Goldman. The film's general release was on 25 March 2010 in the UK and on 16 April 2010 in the US. The film tells the story of an ordinary teenager, Dave Lizewski, who sets out to become a...
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