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Mad Men - 5 Episode 512
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"Commissions and Fees" - Mad Men Season 5, Episode 512 - Don follows a surprising lead and Sally goes out.

Bouncing In The Sand In Some Obscene Bikini

Bouncing In The Sand In Some Obscene Bikini

00:05

After exiting Don's office Lane stops in Joan's office where she discusses he...

You're on Top and You Don't Have Enough

You're on Top and You Don't Have Enough

00:18

Don responds to Ed saying that Dow is happy with their current ad agency.

You Want to Spend the Weekend There With Her

You Want to Spend the Weekend There With Her

00:02

Sally protests, not wanting to go on the ski trip with her mother, brother an...

Not as Vindictive as You Apparently

Not as Vindictive as You Apparently

00:02

The American Cancer letter comes up during the meeting when Don tells Ed that...

Listen, I Feel Kind of Bad

Listen, I Feel Kind of Bad

00:14

When they stop at the caribou exhibit Glen confesses to Sally.

I'm Gonna Be Busy All Weekend

I'm Gonna Be Busy All Weekend

00:12

Betty takes the opportunity to unleash her jealousy and insecurity on Don. Wh...

Pete Doesn't Go To The Meeting And Pete Doesn't Go To Any Meetings

Pete Doesn't Go To The Meeting And Pete Doesn't Go To Any Meetings

00:07

Over drinks with Roger, Ken lays out his stipulations for how the Dow account...

Or Should I Leave So You All Can Do Whatever You Want?

Or Should I Leave So You All Can Do Whatever You Want?

00:09

Scarlett puts forth a question of business during the partner's meeting conce...

He Asked if I Was a Redhead Everywhere

He Asked if I Was a Redhead Everywhere

00:01

Julia discuses her love life with Megan and Sally.

No, I Wanna Wait

No, I Wanna Wait

00:09

Don falls into a seat, Roger motions to Joan who's weeping.

I'm Tired of You Refusing to Recognize the Successes When They Come

I'm Tired of You Refusing to Recognize the Successes When They Come

00:09

Lane arrives home from work, his wife, as yet unaware that he's been forced t...

Look I'm Sure He'll Meet With You

Look I'm Sure He'll Meet With You

00:02

Roger tells Don why he shouldn't bother with Baxter.

I Thought We Agreed to Forego Bonuses

I Thought We Agreed to Forego Bonuses

00:14

Bert lays a cancelled check on Don's desk. Don examines the check, stands and...

Oh, This

Oh, This

00:01

Don takes the forged check out of his pocket, unfolds it and hands is to Lane...

I Think Something's Terribly Wrong

I Think Something's Terribly Wrong

00:04

After attempting to open Lane's office to put the ledgers up and finding it b...

I'm Sorry and I Am Remorseful

I'm Sorry and I Am Remorseful

00:07

Lane responds to Don asking for his resignation, feeling that it's not really...

Why Do We Do This?

Why Do We Do This?

00:07

Obviously bummed out by letting Lane go, Don asks Roger philosophical questions.

I Can't Trust You

I Can't Trust You

00:04

Demonstrative, Lane makes his case yet again. Though it's not lost on Don, he...

You Let That Wax Figurine Discourage You?

You Let That Wax Figurine Discourage You?

00:03

Don tells Roger that Ed Baxter told him that the American Cancer Society lett...

What Happened to Your Enlightenment?

What Happened to Your Enlightenment?

00:13

Monday morning Don and Roger wait in the Dow offices for their meet with Baxter.

You Should See if You Can Get a Drink

You Should See if You Can Get a Drink

00:01

Contrary to what she and Julia thought, the waiter brings Sally the cup of co...

What the Hell Is This?

What the Hell Is This?

00:01

Don takes the forged check out of his pocket, unfolds it and hands is to Lane.

Can I Help You? Is Sally Here?

Can I Help You? Is Sally Here?

00:10

About the same time Sally arrives home and tells her mother about her period,...

I'm Gonna Need Your Resignation

I'm Gonna Need Your Resignation

00:01

Don hesitates for a moment, looking left then back at Lane.

She's a 25 Year Old Coat Check Girl From Long Island

She's a 25 Year Old Coat Check Girl From Long Island

00:08

After asking for Lane's resignation, Don enters Roger's office. Don pours him...

I Have Operated On A Loss For Three Years! Please Reconsider

I Have Operated On A Loss For Three Years! Please Reconsider

00:26

Demonstrative, Lane makes his case yet again.

I Don't Want Jaguar I Want Chevy

I Don't Want Jaguar I Want Chevy

00:06

Don tells Roger the direction he wants to take the agency in.

But if He Baits You I Want You to Punch Him in the Balls

But if He Baits You I Want You to Punch Him in the Balls

00:05

Monday morning Don and Roger wait in the Dow offices for their meet with Baxter.

A Boyfriend's a Person That Makes You Feel Special

A Boyfriend's a Person That Makes You Feel Special

00:09

Megan gives a bit of motherly, yet big sister type advice to Sally.

I've Started Over a Lot, Lane

I've Started Over a Lot, Lane

00:07

Don pours Lane another drink. The men stand. Lane extends his hand. Don takes...

But It Doesn't Change the Fact That We're Happy With Our Agency

But It Doesn't Change the Fact That We're Happy With Our Agency

00:05

Despite the fact that Don makes a great argument Ed refuses to budge.

Oh My Gosh!

Oh My Gosh!

00:02

While the partner's meeting progresses, we go to the Francis household where ...

And I Think You're in Desperate Need of Change

And I Think You're in Desperate Need of Change

00:07

Don and Roger sit with Ed and two of his top men.

All the Senior Lacrosse Guys Peed in My Locker

All the Senior Lacrosse Guys Peed in My Locker

00:05

Glen shares his troubles at school with Sally while they tour the museum.

Everything You Think's Gonna Make You Happy Just Turns to Crap

Everything You Think's Gonna Make You Happy Just Turns to Crap

00:11

After returning home early, Don finds Glen siting with Megan and decides to t...

It's Your Child Bride She Wants to Spend Time With

It's Your Child Bride She Wants to Spend Time With

00:03

Betty takes the opportunity to unleash her jealousy and insecurity on Don.

No I Don't Want to Be Your Partner

No I Don't Want to Be Your Partner

00:03

Roger talks to Ken about the agency going after Dow over drinks. They talk ab...

This Is A Big Win for Your Little Agency

This Is A Big Win for Your Little Agency

00:03

Covington mentions Peter's high status with Jaguar to Don as the barber finis...

Anything Without Abortions or Foreigners in It?

Anything Without Abortions or Foreigners in It?

00:07

Megan, Julia and Sally sit at a restaurant trying to find a movie.

Lane Hanged Himself in His Office

Lane Hanged Himself in His Office

00:03

Roger and Don return to an almost deserted office. Bert, Pete and Joan sit in...

Did You Eat or Just Drink?

Did You Eat or Just Drink?

00:03

Realizing, after hearing about Lane, that there may have been a good reason f...

I'm Telling You Ed Baxter Is Moby Dick There Are Easier Whales

I'm Telling You Ed Baxter Is Moby Dick There Are Easier Whales

00:03

Roger has Caroline put a call through to Barton at Firestone. Don tells him t...

I Have a Question I Don't Know How to Phrase Other Than as an Accusation

I Have a Question I Don't Know How to Phrase Other Than as an Accusation

00:03

As Betty is hanging up on Don, Bert enters his office. Standing before Don's ...

And You'll Tell Them the Next Thing Will Be Better Because It Always Is

And You'll Tell Them the Next Thing Will Be Better Because It Always Is

00:09

Don pours Lane another drink as he guides him in dealing with his family and ...

Napalm Was Invented in 1942

Napalm Was Invented in 1942

00:16

Don, responding to a question from one of the execs, gives him an example of ...

I Don't Wanna Wear Someone Else's Shoes

I Don't Wanna Wear Someone Else's Shoes

00:07

While the partner's meeting progresses, we go to the Francis household where ...

An Hour and 45 Minutes

An Hour and 45 Minutes

00:09

Sally is at the museum discovering her menstruation cycle, Roger and Don are ...

Teddy Roosevelt Killed Them

Teddy Roosevelt Killed Them

00:05

Unbeknownst to Megan or Don, Sally and Glen walk around the museum on a date ...

Why Does Everything Turn Out Crappy?

Why Does Everything Turn Out Crappy?

00:02

After returning home early, Don finds Glen siting with Megan and decides to t...

Well if You Think Killing Her Is the Only Way Out of That

Well if You Think Killing Her Is the Only Way Out of That

00:07

Betty covers the phone and speaks loudly for Sally's benefit, who can be hear...

Then Fire Him

Then Fire Him

00:06

Roger reminds Don that Baxter is Ken's father in law. He is surprised by Don'...

This Is a Man Who Won Jaguar

This Is a Man Who Won Jaguar

00:06

The episode opens with Don in the barber chair. An exec from the Dancer agenc...

Oh, Dear. You Really Did Overdo It

Oh, Dear. You Really Did Overdo It

00:03

After looking for a few moments at the Jag Rebecca's just purchased Lane, dru...

There's a Lot of Responsibilities But That's What Being a Woman Is

There's a Lot of Responsibilities But That's What Being a Woman Is

00:11

Betty lies on the bed beside Sally and strokes her gently.

I Had to Fire Lane Today

I Had to Fire Lane Today

00:08

When Don arrives home Megan complains about Don's lack of consideration in hi...

You Just Beat Out Two Huge Firms For That Shitty Car Account

You Just Beat Out Two Huge Firms For That Shitty Car Account

00:05

Roger, in so many words tells Don to go after the large accounts he wants.

She Can Sleep With the Doorman for All I Care

She Can Sleep With the Doorman for All I Care

00:03

Betty takes the opportunity to unleash her jealousy and insecurity on Don. Wh...

You Wanted To See Me? Close the Door

You Wanted To See Me? Close the Door

00:02

Don pours himself a drink. By the time Lane enters his office Don, with the c...

I'll Buy You a Drink if You Wipe the Blood Off Your Mouth

I'll Buy You a Drink if You Wipe the Blood Off Your Mouth

00:03

Roger and Don exit Baxter's office and pick up their coats and hats from the ...

Why Suffer the Humiliation for a 13 Day Loan?

Why Suffer the Humiliation for a 13 Day Loan?

00:08

Lane explains why he forged Don's signature on the check.

Bon Voyage

Bon Voyage

00:03

After Joan rolls her eyes and tells him to move on, Lane turns raising his gl...

I'm Doing the Most Decent Thing I Could Possibly Do Lane

I'm Doing the Most Decent Thing I Could Possibly Do Lane

00:05

Sitting across from Lane, Don looks him directly in the eyes.

It's Another Coat Check Girl

It's Another Coat Check Girl

00:10

Roger sits on his desk while Don, affected by Lane's overall situation, vents.

Or Is My Look of Surprise Part of the Sales Pitch?

Or Is My Look of Surprise Part of the Sales Pitch?

00:04

Monday morning Don and Roger wait in the Dow offices for their meet with Baxter.

A Lot of Great Romances Start Out as Friendships

A Lot of Great Romances Start Out as Friendships

00:03

Sally says she has a boyfriend, but questions how he feels about her. Julia p...

You Know, You Can't Keep Being the Good Little Boy

You Know, You Can't Keep Being the Good Little Boy

00:05

After accusing Don of giving Lane a bonus, Bert gives Don a piece of his mind...

But What Is Happiness?

But What Is Happiness?

00:03

Don responds to Ed saying that Dow is happy with their current ad agency.

I Didn't Sign It

I Didn't Sign It

00:18

Don takes the forged check out of his pocket, unfolds it and hands is to Lane...

I Think You Should Take Your Party Elsewhere

I Think You Should Take Your Party Elsewhere

00:02

After exiting Don's office Lane stops in Joan's office. When she discusses he...

You Embezzled Funds and You Forged My Signature

You Embezzled Funds and You Forged My Signature

00:03

Don explains why he has to ask for Lane's resignation despite Lane's promise ...

So You're Drinking With a Purpose

So You're Drinking With a Purpose

00:03

Obviously bummed out by letting Lane go, Don asks Roger philosophical questio...

I Told Betty and Henry to Take Their Ski Vacation and Shove It

I Told Betty and Henry to Take Their Ski Vacation and Shove It

00:03

Later that night, while Roger makes an unsuccessful suicide attempt, Sally ta...

No It's Okay I Have a Boyfriend

No It's Okay I Have a Boyfriend

00:08

Sally questions Julia about the men she's mentioned. When Julia provides to0 ...

7500 Is Nothing to You

7500 Is Nothing to You

00:28

Lane's pride, the very thing that lead him into the mess he's in, rises again...

Because Even Though Success Is a Reality Its Effects Are Temporary

Because Even Though Success Is a Reality Its Effects Are Temporary

00:06

Don's argumentation and knowledge of their product line cause at least one of...

Do We Have Any Birthdays?

Do We Have Any Birthdays?

00:05

During the partners meeting Pete pokes fun at the rules of order that Joan's ...

I'm Not Sure That's the Way I Like You

I'm Not Sure That's the Way I Like You

00:09

After Glen confesses his lie to his schoolmates, Sally responds.

We Don't Go Across the Park. There's Bums on the Other Side

We Don't Go Across the Park. There's Bums on the Other Side

00:02

Don and Roger wait for their meeting. Glen arrives at the apartment and sugge...

It's a Resignation Letter

It's a Resignation Letter

00:06

After forcing their way into Lane's office and cutting him down, Roger finds ...

I Wanted to Know if You Would Have Any Problem With Me Strangling Sally

I Wanted to Know if You Would Have Any Problem With Me Strangling Sally

00:07

After getting into it with Sally, Betty calls Don in his office.

I Hate Her So Much She's Such a Phony

I Hate Her So Much She's Such a Phony

00:03

Sally complains to Megan about her mother. Megan is somewhat miffed about Sal...

I'm Old Enough That I Can Stay Alone While You Go Laugh Your Heads Off

I'm Old Enough That I Can Stay Alone While You Go Laugh Your Heads Off

00:04

Betty and Sally argue about leaving for the ski trip, Sally showing defiance ...

I Hope You're Not Cross

I Hope You're Not Cross

00:03

Rebecca walks Lane through the parking garage to the brand new Jaguar she's p...

Jesus

Jesus

00:01

Pete, Ken and Harry all look through the glass section atop the office divide...

I Like That Guy I Saw Today I Missed Him

I Like That Guy I Saw Today I Missed Him

00:06

Roger bumps into Don in the elevator on the way out and tells him he setup a ...

No Used to Make You Hard

No Used to Make You Hard

00:04

When discussing the negative feed back Don received from Ed Baxter, Roger poi...

Are You Still Asking for a Favor?

Are You Still Asking for a Favor?

00:02

Betty takes the opportunity to unleash her jealousy and insecurity on Don. Wh...