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Mad Men - 1 Episode 103
Mad Men

"Marriage of Figaro" - Mad Men, Season 1, Episode 103 - Pete returns from his honeymoon, excited about his new marriage, but conflicted about his past encounter with Peggy. After his business relationship with Rachel takes an unforeseen turn, Don attends a party which further illuminates his increasing dissatisfaction with his present life.

What Is This?

What Is This?

00:09

Don makes a move on Rachel and they make out.

Don Draper, You Are a First Class Heel

Don Draper, You Are a First Class Heel

00:05

One of the party guests comments because Don goes to pick up the birthday cak...

Interesting Crowd in There

Interesting Crowd in There

00:08

Helen comes outside and talks to Don.

I just like to walk

I just like to walk

00:12

The ladies give Helen a hard time because she's the new kid on the block.

Aren't the only giant noses you'll have to deal with

Aren't the only giant noses you'll have to deal with

00:09

Francine makes a derogatory remark.

Those Hens Are Gonna Peck Her to Death

Those Hens Are Gonna Peck Her to Death

00:05

One of the guys jokes about the divorcee that just moved in down the street a...

I Saw You Play Football in High School

I Saw You Play Football in High School

00:06

One of Betty's friends makes a comment about her son's athleticism.

Your Wife and Your Lawyer Are Drowning

Your Wife and Your Lawyer Are Drowning

00:07

Chet tells a joke at the party.

You Didn't Use the Powder Room, Did You?

You Didn't Use the Powder Room, Did You?

00:12

Betty tells Don to go take a shower before guests arrive and Francine asks if...

Kiss Women All the Time That You Aren't Married To

Kiss Women All the Time That You Aren't Married To

00:09

Rachel asks Don if he does this all the time - which he does.

I knew what I wanted from the first time you stormed ou

I knew what I wanted from the first time you stormed ou

00:19

Rachel and Don talk after they kiss for the first time.

I didn't ask cause I didn't want to know

I didn't ask cause I didn't want to know

00:18

After making out, Don tells Rachel he's married.

These bitches were easier to handle

These bitches were easier to handle

00:07

Rachel tells Don that hanging with their guard dogs was easier than with her ...

These Two Are Carla and Leona

These Two Are Carla and Leona

00:14

Rachel shows Don the store's guard dogs.

I've Always Liked How Quiet It Is Up Here

I've Always Liked How Quiet It Is Up Here

00:17

Don rips on the housewares section of Rachel's store as her employee sleeps o...

I make them say that

I make them say that

00:05

Rachel tries to show off in front of Don.

Why Do I Hire Young Girls?

Why Do I Hire Young Girls?

00:05

Rachel has trouble with some employees and asks Don why she hasn't learned to...

There's Bird Shit on the Couch

There's Bird Shit on the Couch

00:04

Crane laughs about the trick they pulled on Pete when he got back from his ho...

He could be Batman for all we know

He could be Batman for all we know

00:07

Crane and Pete wonder if Don has a lady on the side. Little do they know he d...

You mean something on the side

You mean something on the side

00:20

Crane and Pete talk about if flirting helps Don get deals.

It was ineptitude with insufficient cover

It was ineptitude with insufficient cover

00:09

Don tries to explain to Rachel they didn't mean to insult her by not going to...

A wrong I will personally correct this afternoon

A wrong I will personally correct this afternoon

00:10

Don tells Rachel the truth that no one has been inside her store.

You failed to visit my store

You failed to visit my store

00:11

Rachel burns the guys when she finds out they didn't do their research.

Believe It or Not, It Even Applies to the Mannequins

Believe It or Not, It Even Applies to the Mannequins

00:09

Don tosses in a comment to schmooze Rachel.

Has more degrees than a Russian protractor

Has more degrees than a Russian protractor

00:06

Pete gives quite the introduction for Pelham to Rachel.

She's Making It Sound Better Than It Is

She's Making It Sound Better Than It Is

00:07

Joan tries to not have Peggy read the trashy book they're passing around beca...

Lady Chatterley's Lover. I Finished It Last Night

Lady Chatterley's Lover. I Finished It Last Night

00:07

Joan returns a book to one of the phone ladies at work.

Trudy's a Lot Funnier Than I Thought

Trudy's a Lot Funnier Than I Thought

00:05

Pete tells Don that he's starting to like Trudy.

I Was Raised That Men Don't Wear Jewelry

I Was Raised That Men Don't Wear Jewelry

00:04

Don finds his ring in a folder.

Must not have been much of a honeymoon

Must not have been much of a honeymoon

00:05

Don makes fun of Pete if he missed him on his honeymoon.

Part of This Job Is Doing Things You Don't Want To Do

Part of This Job Is Doing Things You Don't Want To Do

00:05

Don talks about part of the job being annoying and Sal comments and says most.

What Brilliance in advertising is, 99 cents

What Brilliance in advertising is, 99 cents

00:04

Roger disagrees with Pete that the Volkswagen ad was good.

I Took the Chinese Out of the Building

I Took the Chinese Out of the Building

00:06

Pete makes a joke about removing the Chinese people from his office.

I'm married now

I'm married now

00:31

Pete tries to tell Peggy that they won't hook up again now that he's married.

Chinamen Out of the Building by Lunch

Chinamen Out of the Building by Lunch

00:04

Roger demands that they take the Chinese people out of Pete's office and Don ...

I Don't Know What I Hate About It the Most

I Don't Know What I Hate About It the Most

00:04

Don tells the guys he hates the Volkswagen ad.

Safe and reliable would make me doze off

Safe and reliable would make me doze off

00:10

Don asks the team to show him something good for their campaign.

They Paid an Oriental Family

They Paid an Oriental Family

00:06

Peggy tells Don that they filled Pete's office with Chinamen.

Who Put the Chinamen in My Office?

Who Put the Chinamen in My Office?

00:04

Pete opens his office door to find Chinese people in there.

So She's Laying There, Right?

So She's Laying There, Right?

00:10

Pete tells the guys that Trudy kept trying to find things to do but they just...

So what you're saying is a lot of missionary

So what you're saying is a lot of missionary

00:12

Pete tries to tell the guys he enjoyed his wedding.

Girl from coat check had tangerine panties

Girl from coat check had tangerine panties

00:07

Kinsey digs for the scoop about Pete's honeymoon.

Here comes Romeo without his roe

Here comes Romeo without his roe

00:08

Pete returns from his honeymoon and ends up in the elevator with all the guys.

Hey Dick? Richard Whitman?

Hey Dick? Richard Whitman?

00:22

Someone from Don's past recognizes him and calls him by his real name Richard...