Meet the Parents A Collection by Universal Studios

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Released: 2000-10-06
Meet the Parents

Meet the Parents is a 2000 American comedy film written by Jim Herzfeld and John Hamburg and directed by Jay Roach. Starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller, the film chronicles a series of unfortunate events that befall a good-hearted but hapless male nurse while visiting his girlfriend's parents. Teri Polo, Blythe Danner, and Owen Wilson also star. Meet the Parents is a remake of a 1992 film of the same name directed by Greg Glienna and...

I've Got a Plane Full of People Saying You Threatened That Stewardess

I've Got a Plane Full of People Saying You Threatened That Stewardess

00:35

Greg gets interrogated at the airport after his issue with the flight attendant.

If You Married My Daughter, Would You Support Her?

If You Married My Daughter, Would You Support Her?

00:23

Jack runs down a list of things he wants Greg to be aware of if he marries Pa...

Greg's a Male Nurse

Greg's a Male Nurse

00:01

Jack tells Kevin What Greg does for a living in an attempt to embarrass him.

You Tried to Milk Him, Didn't You, You Sick Son of a Bitch!

You Tried to Milk Him, Didn't You, You Sick Son of a Bitch!

00:03

Jack yells up at Greg after Jinx runs away, thinking it was all his fault.

You Never Told Me About Your Cat-Milking Days in Motown

You Never Told Me About Your Cat-Milking Days in Motown

00:03

Pam makes fun of Greg's lies to her parents.

Ooh. Hey, Hey, Check My Pulse on This Question, Jack

Ooh. Hey, Hey, Check My Pulse on This Question, Jack

00:25

Greg looks at the various photos of Jack and makes fun of him, unaware that h...

Oh, Yeah. What's That, Jack?

Oh, Yeah. What's That, Jack?

00:15

Greg looks at the various photos of Jack and makes fun of him, unaware that h...

You're A Big, Bad, CIA Man, Huh?

You're A Big, Bad, CIA Man, Huh?

00:13

Greg is seen on the secret videotape mocking Jack and pretending to use karat...

Let's Just See if You Really Can Flush the Toilet, Jinxy

Let's Just See if You Really Can Flush the Toilet, Jinxy

00:03

Jack watches a secret video tape of Greg that was taped the weekend Greg stay...

That "Circle of Trust" Thing? That's Mine

That "Circle of Trust" Thing? That's Mine

00:15

Jack tells Dina that they need to meet Greg's parents before allowing them to...

That's a Ring

That's a Ring

00:14

Greg finally proposes to Pam with a ring brought in by Mr. Jinx.

Listen. This Weekend Was a Nightmare

Listen. This Weekend Was a Nightmare

00:14

Greg enters Pam's room back at the Byrnes house after Jack pulls him off the ...

Gaylord Focker, Will You Be My Son-In-Law?

Gaylord Focker, Will You Be My Son-In-Law?

00:05

Jack proposes to Greg, so Greg will marry Pam.

Would You Let Me and Pam Sleep in the Same Room?

Would You Let Me and Pam Sleep in the Same Room?

00:07

Greg and Jack have a heart to heart at the airport security office.

Will You Stop Making Fun of Me for Being a Nurse?

Will You Stop Making Fun of Me for Being a Nurse?

00:06

Greg tries to get Jack to help him out by treating him nicer.

I Love Your Daughter, Jack. I Love Her More Than Anything

I Love Your Daughter, Jack. I Love Her More Than Anything

00:20

Greg tells Jack that he is scared to marry Pam because he doesn't want Jack a...

Is Your Name Gaylord Focker? Yes or No?

Is Your Name Gaylord Focker? Yes or No?

00:35

Jack gives Greg a human lie detector test to redeem himself with the truth.

Listen, Focker. I'm Not Gonna Tell Anybody Anything Until You Answer Some Questions

Listen, Focker. I'm Not Gonna Tell Anybody Anything Until You Answer Some Questions

00:12

Jack takes Greg's handcuffs off and demands to know the truth from him.

Oh, Shit. How'd You Get Here?

Oh, Shit. How'd You Get Here?

00:05

Jack walks into the interrogation room where Greg is being held.

Step Off, Bitch

Step Off, Bitch

00:01

Greg wants the flight attendant to leave him alone so he argues with her then...

It's Not Like I Have A Bomb In Here

It's Not Like I Have A Bomb In Here

00:39

Greg completely loses his temper with the flight attendant and argues to the ...

I'm Not Checking My Bag, Okay? There's No Need to Raise Your Voice, Sir

I'm Not Checking My Bag, Okay? There's No Need to Raise Your Voice, Sir

00:38

Greg loses his patience with the flight attendant when she tells him he has t...

Thank You for Waiting. We'd Like to Continue Boarding the Aircraft Now

Thank You for Waiting. We'd Like to Continue Boarding the Aircraft Now

00:06

The Atlantic Flight Attendant gets on the loudspeaker and announces Greg can ...

Oh, I'm Sorry. We're Only Boarding Rows Nine and Above Right Now. You'll Have to Wait

Oh, I'm Sorry. We're Only Boarding Rows Nine and Above Right Now. You'll Have to Wait

00:17

Greg is the only person in the airport but the flight attendant won't let him...

Greg, It's Me

Greg, It's Me

00:54

Pam leaves Greg a voicemail as Jack listens outside her door.

So What if He Took the MCATs? He's Still Not Good Enough for Pam

So What if He Took the MCATs? He's Still Not Good Enough for Pam

00:24

Dina tries to make Jack realize he was too hard on Greg and that Pam really l...

I Love You Daddy

I Love You Daddy

00:06

Pam gets mad at her dad for kicking Greg out of the house.

I Called Gaylord, A.K.A. Greg's Parents, in Detroit

I Called Gaylord, A.K.A. Greg's Parents, in Detroit

00:07

Pam shows her dad Greg's MCAT scores she had faxed over.

You're in Luck. There Is Room

You're in Luck. There Is Room

00:25

As she types at the keyboard like crazy, the ticket agent tells Greg he will ...

Gaylord M. Focker?

Gaylord M. Focker?

00:23

A late night courier from the airline arrives to give Greg his real suitcase,...

You Know, if This Nursing Thing Doesn't Work Out, Focker

You Know, if This Nursing Thing Doesn't Work Out, Focker

00:05

Dr. Larry makes fun of Greg for getting all his facts wrong and spoiling Deb'...

He's Right. My Cover's Blown

He's Right. My Cover's Blown

00:26

Greg spoils the honeymoon surprise that Jack had in store for Deb and Dr. Bob.

I'm Sorry, Pam, but Your Dad Is Not Retired

I'm Sorry, Pam, but Your Dad Is Not Retired

00:06

Greg makes a statement of fact, that is anything but true.

What's the Matter? Cat Got Your Tongue?

What's the Matter? Cat Got Your Tongue?

00:30

Greg attempts to catch Jack in a lie, but he doesn't know what he is saying.

You Wanna Talk About Truth and Honesty, Jack?

You Wanna Talk About Truth and Honesty, Jack?

00:09

Greg tries to outsmart Jack by telling the families about a secret lie.

So You Lied to Me About Everything, Huh, Greg?

So You Lied to Me About Everything, Huh, Greg?

00:13

Greg tries to defend himself after Jack tells him to get out of the house.

Get Out of My House, Focker, and Take Your Friend With You

Get Out of My House, Focker, and Take Your Friend With You

00:03

Jack kicks Greg out of the house after learning about all the lies he has told.

He Put So Much Goddamn Lacquer on That Thing

He Put So Much Goddamn Lacquer on That Thing

00:06

Greg explains that Kevin is actually the one who should be to blame for the a...

Please Tell Me That's Not True, Greg

Please Tell Me That's Not True, Greg

00:41

Greg lets everyone know that he was the one that set Kevin's alter on fire.

Hank Macatee Called Me a Couple of Hours Ago and Told Me He Found Jinxy

Hank Macatee Called Me a Couple of Hours Ago and Told Me He Found Jinxy

00:12

Jack tells everyone what Greg's plan was with the fake cat.

You Spray-Painted His Tail To Make Him Look Like Jinxy

You Spray-Painted His Tail To Make Him Look Like Jinxy

00:05

Jack smells the fake Jinx cat's tail and tells everyone what Greg did.

You Were Supposed to Make That Left at the Light

You Were Supposed to Make That Left at the Light

00:05

Dr. Larry tells Greg he missed his turn on the race home against Jack.

Wanna Play, Pops? Let's Play

Wanna Play, Pops? Let's Play

00:02

Greg and Jack face off at the red light on their race home.

Focker, Take It Easy

Focker, Take It Easy

00:05

Trying to race Jack home to get rid of the fake Jinx, Greg drives like a mad ...

You Know, There's Something About That Ball of Fur

You Know, There's Something About That Ball of Fur

00:19

Jack sets Greg up for another lie, knowing that the real Jinx is not the cat ...

Hey, Jack, This Is a Great Party

Hey, Jack, This Is a Great Party

00:14

After learning that a neighbor found the real Jinx, Jack talks to Greg to see...

Oh, Poor Kevin Looks Lonely

Oh, Poor Kevin Looks Lonely

00:43

Pam and Greg slow dance at the restaurant while Greg makes fun of Kevin.

Greg, Nice Work With the Cat Today

Greg, Nice Work With the Cat Today

00:21

Jack is so happy to have his cat back, he tells Greg he is back in the circle...

Sorry, Folks. Had to Pay a Little Visit to the Urinal Fairy

Sorry, Folks. Had to Pay a Little Visit to the Urinal Fairy

00:03

Greg makes a joke with the group after he gains their respect by finding the ...

Yes, I Tried There. I've Tried Every Shelter on the North Shore, Okay?

Yes, I Tried There. I've Tried Every Shelter on the North Shore, Okay?

00:13

At the restaurant, Greg secretly calls around on the pay phone trying to find...

You See, in the Picture, Your Cat Has an All-Black Tail

You See, in the Picture, Your Cat Has an All-Black Tail

00:17

Greg finds a cat that looks like Jinx at the animal shelter, except the tail ...

You Just Go and Wander the Streets Without Food, Water or Toilet? Fucker!

You Just Go and Wander the Streets Without Food, Water or Toilet? Fucker!

00:05

Greg mimics Jack as he drives around and looks for Jinx.

Denny? Denny? Denny! Dad, I'm Right Here

Denny? Denny? Denny! Dad, I'm Right Here

00:10

Jack tells Denny he has to wear Jinx's ring bearer pillow.

No! We Cannot Cancel the Rehearsal for Some Stupid Cat!

No! We Cannot Cancel the Rehearsal for Some Stupid Cat!

00:12

Deb and Jack argue about Jinx being the ring bearer.

Honey, Please Calm Down

Honey, Please Calm Down

00:21

Deb learns that her dad intends to have Jinx the cat be the ring bearer at he...

We Checked Every Yard, Every Car on the Street. Nobody's Seen Him

We Checked Every Yard, Every Car on the Street. Nobody's Seen Him

00:15

After Greg burns down the wedding alter by accident, Jack is upset that he ca...

Jinxy. Come Here. Come Here, Little Jinxy

Jinxy. Come Here. Come Here, Little Jinxy

00:13

After he lets Jinx out by accident, Greg is climbing on the roof trying to ge...

Greg Didn't Ace His Med School Boards. He Never Even Took the Goddamn MCATs

Greg Didn't Ace His Med School Boards. He Never Even Took the Goddamn MCATs

00:23

Jack and Dina talk about the fax that someone sent over to Jack about Greg's ...

I Know That's What I Said I Wanted, 'Cause That's What I Wanted

I Know That's What I Said I Wanted, 'Cause That's What I Wanted

00:12

Greg is on the phone with airline trying to report he got the wrong suitcase.

Focker Flushed the Toilet in the Den So the Septic Tank Is Overflowing

Focker Flushed the Toilet in the Den So the Septic Tank Is Overflowing

00:14

Dr. Larry and Jack team up on Greg again, this time for making the toilet bac...

In 20 Hours, I'm Having a Wedding Here, So I Need My Cesspool Pumped Now!

In 20 Hours, I'm Having a Wedding Here, So I Need My Cesspool Pumped Now!

00:13

Deb and Dr. Bob react to smelling raw sewage all over the backyard.

Nice Stench. You're Really on a Roll There, Bud

Nice Stench. You're Really on a Roll There, Bud

00:04

Denny makes fun of Greg for overflowing the septic tank in the yard.

Did You Flush This Toilet?

Did You Flush This Toilet?

00:25

When Greg lies about flushing the toilet in the den, Jack senses there may be...

Hey, Jack, I Don't Quite Know What Happened Back at the Tux Shop

Hey, Jack, I Don't Quite Know What Happened Back at the Tux Shop

00:29

As Greg tries to get Jack's attention to tell him he wants to marry Pam, Jack...

Jesus, Dad, You Ever Think of Knocking? Not in My Own Den

Jesus, Dad, You Ever Think of Knocking? Not in My Own Den

00:07

Jack and Dr. Larry bust in on Pam and Greg making out in Jack's den.

I Don't Know What Got Into Me, Iceman

I Don't Know What Got Into Me, Iceman

00:32

Greg makes fun of Pam for playing Top Gun role play with Kevin in the pool.

Deb, You Can Totally See Voit Backwards on Your Forehead

Deb, You Can Totally See Voit Backwards on Your Forehead

00:03

Denny makes fun of his sister for getting a Voit volleyball smashed into her ...

What the Hell's the Matter With You?  It's Only a Game, Focker!

What the Hell's the Matter With You? It's Only a Game, Focker!

00:03

After Greg smashes the volleyball in Deb's face, the group reacts to the bloo...

Fire It Up There, Focker!

Fire It Up There, Focker!

00:01

Denny tries to rally Greg to play better in the pool volleyball game.

You Gotta Spike Those, Focker! You Gotta Spike Those!

You Gotta Spike Those, Focker! You Gotta Spike Those!

00:03

Jack gets mad at Greg in the pool when he misses a volleyball shot.

I Bet You Would Panama Red

I Bet You Would Panama Red

00:13

Jack makes another joke about Greg being a pot smoker while in the pool.

Well If Florence Nightingale Over Here Would Play A Little Defense

Well If Florence Nightingale Over Here Would Play A Little Defense

00:06

In a team huddle, Dr. Larry blames Greg for bringing the team down.

Whoo! Nice Shot, Maverick! Sweet Setup, Iceman

Whoo! Nice Shot, Maverick! Sweet Setup, Iceman

00:03

Kevin and Pam quote Top Gun as they play pool volleyball on the same team.

G-Man, We Got Salmon, We Got Swordfish. What's It Gonna Be?

G-Man, We Got Salmon, We Got Swordfish. What's It Gonna Be?

00:11

Kevin gives Greg some speedos to wear for the pool, when he comes out from ch...

Gosh, She's Great. Congratulations, Man

Gosh, She's Great. Congratulations, Man

00:20

After trying to be nice to Kevin, Greg feels uneasy when Kevin remembers the ...

I Carved It All By Hand From One Piece Of Wood

I Carved It All By Hand From One Piece Of Wood

00:08

Pam seems very impressed with Kevin's wedding alter that he hand carved from ...

I'm Gonna Take It Over to the Byrneses'

I'm Gonna Take It Over to the Byrneses'

00:15

Kevin gets romantic with his wood carving display, Greg looks at Pam with une...

You Might Call It A Ho-Puh

You Might Call It A Ho-Puh

00:08

Greg wonders what the gazebo is for, Kevin responds with a Jewish term.

I Just Put a Fresh Coat of Lacquer on This This Morning

I Just Put a Fresh Coat of Lacquer on This This Morning

00:04

Kevin shows off his gazebo that he carved for Deb's wedding.

Wow! It Looks Like Somebody Got An "A" in Wood Shop

Wow! It Looks Like Somebody Got An "A" in Wood Shop

00:36

Kevin shows off his woodworking skills to the group, then Jack makes Greg fee...

Greg's a Male Nurse. That's Right. Thank You, Jack

Greg's a Male Nurse. That's Right. Thank You, Jack

00:24

After Jack makes Greg feel awkward in fron of Kevin, Greg tries to change the...

So, Things Are Going Real, Real Well for You, Aren't They, Eh, Kevo?

So, Things Are Going Real, Real Well for You, Aren't They, Eh, Kevo?

00:32

Kevin asks Greg about his investments and the field of work he is in.

Are You a Homeowner, Greg?

Are You a Homeowner, Greg?

00:05

Kevin starts a conversation with Greg in the kitchen.

Now, for the Floor That You're Walking on, I Chose This Bolivian Wormwood

Now, for the Floor That You're Walking on, I Chose This Bolivian Wormwood

00:09

Kevin continues his tour of his own house bragging about everything he has in...

If I Can Handle a Weekend Without Sex and Cigarettes

If I Can Handle a Weekend Without Sex and Cigarettes

00:06

Greg tells Pam that he is fine, he can handle the situation at Kevin's house.

All Right, the Sun Is Out, the Grill Is Hot and the Pool Is Luke

All Right, the Sun Is Out, the Grill Is Hot and the Pool Is Luke

00:06

Kevin welcomes everyone to his home and tells them the swimming pool is ready...

I Was Really Lucky I Was Able to Salvage This Wood

I Was Really Lucky I Was Able to Salvage This Wood

00:05

Kevin walks the group through his beautiful home, bragging about everything i...

Listen, I Hope This Lunch Isn't Too Weird for You

Listen, I Hope This Lunch Isn't Too Weird for You

00:14

Greg learns from Pam that they are at Pam's ex-fiance's house.

Maybe He Uses Marijuana for Medicinal Purposes. People Do That Nowadays

Maybe He Uses Marijuana for Medicinal Purposes. People Do That Nowadays

00:07

Dina and Jack discuss Greg as they all arrive at Kevin's house.

All Right, Now Look, Focker, I'm a Patient Man

All Right, Now Look, Focker, I'm a Patient Man

00:19

Jack thinks the pipe he found in Denny's jacket is Greg's, so he tries to get...

See, if I Can't Trust You, Greg, Then I Have No Choice

See, if I Can't Trust You, Greg, Then I Have No Choice

00:25

Jack thinks the pipe he found in Denny's jacket is Greg's, so he tries to get...

Did I Not Clearly Explain the Circle of Trust to You, Greg?

Did I Not Clearly Explain the Circle of Trust to You, Greg?

00:11

Jack thinks the pipe he found in Denny's jacket is Greg's, so he tries to get...

It's a Sculpture I Found in Greg's Jacket

It's a Sculpture I Found in Greg's Jacket

00:17

Jack finds a pipe in the jacket that Denny let Greg borrow.

Oh, and Don't Worry About the Little Covert Op, All Right?

Oh, and Don't Worry About the Little Covert Op, All Right?

00:08

Greg tries to bond with Denny but gets his hip talk jumbled up.

Like What You Done With the Crib

Like What You Done With the Crib

00:14

Greg tries to act hip and cool with Denny while in his room.

Dad Keeps You Guys Under a Pretty Close Watch, Huh?

Dad Keeps You Guys Under a Pretty Close Watch, Huh?

00:08

Greg tries to make small talk with Denny about Jack being so serious all the ...

What the Hell You Doing in Here?

What the Hell You Doing in Here?

00:05

Denny catches Greg in his room borrowing some underwear.

No, I Don't Feel Comfortable Wearing Your Dad's Underwear

No, I Don't Feel Comfortable Wearing Your Dad's Underwear

00:12

Pam tells Greg to go borrow some of her brother's clothes instead of her dad's.

Hey, You Okay? Why Didn't You Wake Me Up?

Hey, You Okay? Why Didn't You Wake Me Up?

00:13

Greg is upset at Pam for letting him sleep in so late and miss breakfast.

Pay A Little Visit To The Shower Fairy

Pay A Little Visit To The Shower Fairy

00:05

Greg tries to make a joke when he hears that they will be leaving in 32 minut...

Well, I Wanted to Keep My Options Open

Well, I Wanted to Keep My Options Open

00:11

Greg starts to explain why he decided against becoming a doctor when Dina int...

So You Didn't Want to Go for the MD?

So You Didn't Want to Go for the MD?

00:07

Dr. Larry questions why Greg decided not to pursue being a doctor.

You Know, Greg's in Medicine, Too, Larry

You Know, Greg's in Medicine, Too, Larry

00:12

Everyone laughs when Greg tells them he is a male nurse.

And the World-Famous Plastic Surgeon Dr. Larry

And the World-Famous Plastic Surgeon Dr. Larry

00:06

Pam introduces her sister's fiance's family to Greg.

You Can Call Me Bob MD

You Can Call Me Bob MD

00:02

Dr. Bob introduces himself to Greg in the morning.

Oh, Look, Somebody Had a Visit From the Hair Fairy

Oh, Look, Somebody Had a Visit From the Hair Fairy

00:04

Linda Banks sees Greg for the first time and makes a funny comment to which e...

Jinxy Cat, Jinxy Cat Where Are You?

Jinxy Cat, Jinxy Cat Where Are You?

00:07

Jack sings a little tune for his cat to come over to him.

But the Fact Is, Greg, With the Knowledge You've Been Given

But the Fact Is, Greg, With the Knowledge You've Been Given

00:20

Greg is introduced to "the Byrnes family circle of trust."

Pam Told Me She Let You in on a Little Secret of Mine Last Night

Pam Told Me She Let You in on a Little Secret of Mine Last Night

00:23

As he wakes up in bed, Greg sees Jack sittin gon the edge of the bed with his...

I Forgot. I'm Not Supposed to Let the Snake Out of My Cage

I Forgot. I'm Not Supposed to Let the Snake Out of My Cage

00:14

After Pam tries to get Greg to make love to her, Greg refuses and says why.

So What? He's in the CIA? He Was a Spy? He Is a Spy?

So What? He's in the CIA? He Was a Spy? He Is a Spy?

00:16

Greg learns that Pam's dad was in the CIA for 34 years after getting a lie de...

Is This How You'd React if I Told You He Shoved Bamboo Shoots Up My Fingernails?

Is This How You'd React if I Told You He Shoved Bamboo Shoots Up My Fingernails?

00:22

Greg is a nervous wreck as he tells Pam about the lie detector test that Jack...

What's the Matter? You Can't Sleep?

What's the Matter? You Can't Sleep?

00:31

Greg is a nervous wreck as he tells Pam about the lie detector test that Jack...

Have You Ever Watched Pornographic Videos?

Have You Ever Watched Pornographic Videos?

00:03

Jack asks Greg a question during the lie detector test.

Did You Fly on an Airplane Today?

Did You Fly on an Airplane Today?

00:49

Jack gives Greg a lie detector test and Greg has no choice but to nervously l...

Now I'm Gonna Ask You Some Questions

Now I'm Gonna Ask You Some Questions

00:08

Greg starts to get really nervous about the lie detector test Jack is about t...

Looks Complicated. Now These Aren't 100% Accurate, Right?

Looks Complicated. Now These Aren't 100% Accurate, Right?

00:09

Greg starts to get really nervous about the lie detector test Jack is about t...

Why Should You Be Afraid? You Have Nothing to Hide

Why Should You Be Afraid? You Have Nothing to Hide

00:09

Jack asks Greg to try on the polygraph machine straps to give him a lie detec...

I Noticed You Were Looking at That When I Came In

I Noticed You Were Looking at That When I Came In

00:23

Jack asks Greg to try on the polygraph machine straps to give him a lie detec...

Looking for Something, Greg?

Looking for Something, Greg?

00:25

After snooping around at night, Greg stumbles across a secret room full of sp...

Pamela Martha Focker

Pamela Martha Focker

00:02

Jack and Dina talk just before going to bed about Greg, as Greg listens throu...

I Don't Know What It Is, but There's Just Something About Him That's a Little Off

I Don't Know What It Is, but There's Just Something About Him That's a Little Off

00:56

Jack and Dina talk just before going to bed about Greg, as Greg listens throu...

Keep Your Snake in Its Cage for 72 Hours

Keep Your Snake in Its Cage for 72 Hours

00:02

Jack tells Greg to not have sex with his daughter in their home during his stay.

I'm a Realist. I Understand It's the 21st Century

I'm a Realist. I Understand It's the 21st Century

00:19

Jack tells Greg to not have sex with his daughter in their home during his stay.

Just Try Not to Flush the Toilet. It's Always a Little Quirky

Just Try Not to Flush the Toilet. It's Always a Little Quirky

00:03

Dina instructs Greg not to flush the toilet in the room he'll be staying in.

Look, Greg, I Just Wanna Say, Don't Worry About What Happened Tonight

Look, Greg, I Just Wanna Say, Don't Worry About What Happened Tonight

00:19

After Jack tries to apologize to Greg about what happened at dinner, he then ...

What's With the Robe?

What's With the Robe?

00:05

Greg answers the door wearing a pink bathrobe of Pam's.

I Know It's Late But Mr. Winky Is Still On Chicago Time

I Know It's Late But Mr. Winky Is Still On Chicago Time

00:13

Just as Greg is about to make the moves on Pam, Jack knocks on the bedroom door.

You Are the Most Adorable, Loving, Sweetest Man in the Whole World

You Are the Most Adorable, Loving, Sweetest Man in the Whole World

00:11

Pam tries to make Greg feel better after Greg has a horrible first impression.

I Thought He Would Love My Gift, You Know, Being This Big Flower Guy

I Thought He Would Love My Gift, You Know, Being This Big Flower Guy

00:08

Greg tells Pam that he doesn't understand why Jack didn't like his rare flowe...

I Feel Like Your Dad Hates Me

I Feel Like Your Dad Hates Me

00:01

Greg tells Pam how he feels about her dad since they met.

Kevin and I Were Only Engaged for a Month Before I Realized That I'd Made a Mistake, Okay?

Kevin and I Were Only Engaged for a Month Before I Realized That I'd Made a Mistake, Okay?

00:10

Pam tells Greg what happened after getting engaged to Kevin before they met.

Kevin's and My Connection Was More Physical Than Anything Else

Kevin's and My Connection Was More Physical Than Anything Else

00:18

Pam tells Greg that her relationship with Kevin years ago was only sexual.

Do We Have to Know Everything About Each Other's Pasts?

Do We Have to Know Everything About Each Other's Pasts?

00:08

After Greg finds out that Pam was engaged to Kevin earlier, they fight about ...

Greg, Sweetie, How You Doing?

Greg, Sweetie, How You Doing?

00:10

As Greg brushes his teeth and gets ready for bed, Pam asks him if he is OK so...

Would Anybody Care for a Bottle of Oyster Bay Drug and Sundries Finest Champagne?

Would Anybody Care for a Bottle of Oyster Bay Drug and Sundries Finest Champagne?

00:04

Greg introduces the bottle of champagne he bought at the drug store earlier.

I Have Nipples. Can You Milk Me?

I Have Nipples. Can You Milk Me?

00:01

As he gets champagne for the table, Greg mocks Jack to himself.

Okay, Could We Change the Subject Perhaps?

Okay, Could We Change the Subject Perhaps?

00:03

Pam breaks the tension between Jack and Greg at the dinner table.

I Have Nipples, Greg. Could You Milk Me?

I Have Nipples, Greg. Could You Milk Me?

00:02

Jack responds to Greg's lies by asking Greg to "prove it".

Oh, Yeah, You Can Milk Anything With Nipples

Oh, Yeah, You Can Milk Anything With Nipples

00:07

Greg's lies get the better of him as Jack challenges him on a particular stat...

I Milked a Cat Once. You Wanna Hear a Story?

I Milked a Cat Once. You Wanna Hear a Story?

00:56

After Jack mentions Greg growing up on a farm, Pam tells everyone that Greg g...

What Have You Ever Milked? A Cat

What Have You Ever Milked? A Cat

00:15

After Jack mentions Greg growing up on a farm, Pam tells everyone that Greg g...

You Must've Had Vegetables Fresher Than That, Growing Up on a Farm, Greg

You Must've Had Vegetables Fresher Than That, Growing Up on a Farm, Greg

00:31

After Jack mentions Greg growing up on a farm, Pam tells everyone that Greg g...

So Much Love, Yet Also So Much Information

So Much Love, Yet Also So Much Information

00:04

Greg does his best to compliment Jack on his poem about his mother.

"My Mother" by Jack Byrnes

"My Mother" by Jack Byrnes

00:47

Jack reads his poem about his mother, which has very specific details about h...

Oh, All Right. It's a Work in Progress

Oh, All Right. It's a Work in Progress

00:13

Jack gets his poem ready to read out loud at the dinner table.

Honey, You Wrote the Most Beautiful Poem About Your Mother

Honey, You Wrote the Most Beautiful Poem About Your Mother

00:05

Dina asks Jack to read his poem about his mother.

You See, When Jack Had to Retire For Health Reasons

You See, When Jack Had to Retire For Health Reasons

00:17

Dina asks Jack again to read the poem he wrote for his dead mother.

Oh, Honey, Why Don't You Read Greg Your Poem?

Oh, Honey, Why Don't You Read Greg Your Poem?

00:04

Dina asks Jack to read the poem he wrote for his dead mother.

Oh, That's a Lovely Vase

Oh, That's a Lovely Vase

00:23

As they begin eating, Greg notices a vase on the mantle and thinks it may con...

Oh, Greg, That Was Lovely

Oh, Greg, That Was Lovely

00:06

Jack and Dina Byrnes thank Greg for the very interesting prayer at the dinner...

Oh Dear God, Thank You. You Are Such A Good God To Us

Oh Dear God, Thank You. You Are Such A Good God To Us

01:07

Greg gives his best shot at prayer at the dinner table when asked to say grace.

Greg, Would You Like to Say Grace?

Greg, Would You Like to Say Grace?

00:19

After Jack asks Greg to say grace, Pam reminds him that Greg is Jewish.

It's Such a Treat for Me to Have a Home-Cooked Meal Like This

It's Such a Treat for Me to Have a Home-Cooked Meal Like This

00:16

As Greg tries to be sincere and thank the Byrnes' for dinner, he seems to rev...

You Been Waiting Here Long? No, I Was Just Reading Up About Pumps

You Been Waiting Here Long? No, I Was Just Reading Up About Pumps

00:18

As he is spying on Jack, Greg gets caught by surprise and grabs the first mag...

Do You Have Any of Those Nicotine Patches?

Do You Have Any of Those Nicotine Patches?

00:26

Greg buys nicotine gum for his cigarette cravings, then wants to buy some nic...

Hey, Greg, I'll Meet You Back Out Front in About... 12 to 15 Minutes

Hey, Greg, I'll Meet You Back Out Front in About... 12 to 15 Minutes

00:03

Jack tells Greg how long he will be so Greg stays away from him at the drugst...

Are You a Pothead, Focker?

Are You a Pothead, Focker?

00:09

Greg denies that he smokes pot when Jack starts to think that he does.

Well, Puff's Just the Name of the Boy's Magical Dragon

Well, Puff's Just the Name of the Boy's Magical Dragon

00:06

Greg informs Jack that Puff The Magic Dragon was actually a song about smokin...

You Like Peter, Paul and Mary?

You Like Peter, Paul and Mary?

00:34

Greg informs Jack that Puff The Magic Dragon was actually a song about smokin...

You Need That Assurance? You Prefer an Emotionally Shallow Animal?

You Need That Assurance? You Prefer an Emotionally Shallow Animal?

00:20

Jack tells Greg why he likes cats better than dogs.

Hey, You Know, Jack, Now That We Have a Second to Talk

Hey, You Know, Jack, Now That We Have a Second to Talk

00:21

As Greg tries to have a candid conversation with Jack, Jack changes the conve...

Dad Seems to Like Him. Don't You Think?

Dad Seems to Like Him. Don't You Think?

00:05

Dina obviously tells Pam what she wants to hear.

Why Would I Need Privacy?

Why Would I Need Privacy?

00:03

Jack hides the fact that he is going to the store with a secret agenda.

You Don't Wanna Take a Chance. You Don't Have a Toothbrush. Go on, Sweetie

You Don't Wanna Take a Chance. You Don't Have a Toothbrush. Go on, Sweetie

00:03

Nudging him to bond with Jack, Greg agrees to go with him to the store.

Oh, That Wasn't the Airline, Was It?

Oh, That Wasn't the Airline, Was It?

00:21

In an effort to get her dad and Greg to bond better, Pam asks Greg to run to ...

Any Problem With the Documents?

Any Problem With the Documents?

00:13

As Jack is on a top secret phone call, he empties the Tom Collins mix into th...

Impressive, Isn't It?

Impressive, Isn't It?

00:03

Right as Greg notices the Nanny Camera is aimed at Dina's crotch, he pulls it...

So, Jack, Couldn't This Maybe Be Construed as Illegal? You Know, Invasion of Privacy?

So, Jack, Couldn't This Maybe Be Construed as Illegal? You Know, Invasion of Privacy?

00:11

As Greg asks Jack about the legal issues that might come up with his Nanny Ca...

Our Cameras Are Motion-Activated

Our Cameras Are Motion-Activated

00:13

Jack tells Pam and Greg the advantages of his motion-activated security cameras.

Where's the Other Camera? Right Here in This Decorative Artifact

Where's the Other Camera? Right Here in This Decorative Artifact

00:04

Pam asks her dad where the other hidden camera is that is watching them.

Let Me Show You Something

Let Me Show You Something

00:15

Jack introduces his Nanny Camera teddy bear to Greg.

I Mean, Can You Ever Really Trust Another Human Being, Greg?

I Mean, Can You Ever Really Trust Another Human Being, Greg?

00:11

Jack begins to tell Greg about his new business investment of hidden cameras ...

Let Me Ask You a Question, Greg

Let Me Ask You a Question, Greg

00:30

Jack begins to tell Greg about his new business investment of hidden cameras ...

Not Many Men in Your Profession, Though, Are There, Greg?

Not Many Men in Your Profession, Though, Are There, Greg?

00:07

Jack makes fun of Greg being a male nurse, in his own way.

So, Greg, How's Your Job?

So, Greg, How's Your Job?

00:12

Pam tries to break the awkward silence by asking Greg about his job as a male...

Actually, the Real Gift Is What's Planted in the Soil

Actually, the Real Gift Is What's Planted in the Soil

00:32

As Greg describes what the surprise flower is, Jack seems unimpressed and uni...

Oh. Look, Honey, Greg Brought Us a Present

Oh. Look, Honey, Greg Brought Us a Present

00:15

Dina opens up the present that Greg brought for her and Jack, but they have n...

You Know, I Wish You Hadn't Told Your Parents I Hate Cats

You Know, I Wish You Hadn't Told Your Parents I Hate Cats

00:08

Pam and Greg talk quietly about Greg's hatred of cats, Jack can overhear them...

Hey, Listen, Be Nice to This One, Okay? I Kinda Like Him

Hey, Listen, Be Nice to This One, Okay? I Kinda Like Him

00:05

Pam tells her dad to take it easy on Greg because she cares for him a lot.

I Don't Think Greg Will Be Playing With Jinxy Too Much. He Hates Cats

I Don't Think Greg Will Be Playing With Jinxy Too Much. He Hates Cats

00:25

After Pam lets it slip that Greg hates cats, Jack seems offended so Greg lies...

That's Incredible. How Did You Teach the Cat to Use the Toilet?

That's Incredible. How Did You Teach the Cat to Use the Toilet?

00:33

Greg asks how Jinx the cat learned to use the toilet instead of a litter box.

Come Here, Baby. Come to Daddy, Jinxy. Come On. Come on, Jinxy

Come Here, Baby. Come to Daddy, Jinxy. Come On. Come on, Jinxy

00:06

Jack calls his cat over to him like a dog.

Oh, Now, Greg, You Have a Very Unique Last Name

Oh, Now, Greg, You Have a Very Unique Last Name

00:19

Jack and Dina ask Greg about his unusual sounding last name. Focker.

That's Right. Mi Casa Es Su Casa. Oh, Thanks, Jack. You Too

That's Right. Mi Casa Es Su Casa. Oh, Thanks, Jack. You Too

00:03

Jack extends his courtesy by offering Greg clothes, Greg accepts awkwardly.

Oh, Yucky. What Smells of Old Sour Milk?

Oh, Yucky. What Smells of Old Sour Milk?

00:17

Jack continues to make rude remarks aimed at Greg about his poor choice of ch...

What Are You Driving There, a Ford?

What Are You Driving There, a Ford?

00:23

Jack and Greg begin getting to know each other with Jack's insulting remark o...

Oh, I'm Sorry. Mom, Dad, This Is Greg

Oh, I'm Sorry. Mom, Dad, This Is Greg

00:08

After an awkward waiting period, Greg is finally introduced to the Byrnes fam...

Where's My "Wittle" Girl?

Where's My "Wittle" Girl?

00:02

Dina Byrnes greets her daughter outside, acting like Pam is 2 years old.

Short Stack, Short Stack, Coming Up

Short Stack, Short Stack, Coming Up

00:04

Jack and Pam greet each other in their own special way.

I Missed You So Much, Pamcake.  I Missed You Too, Flapjack

I Missed You So Much, Pamcake. I Missed You Too, Flapjack

00:15

Pam and her dad hug each other and act childish while Greg watches from the car.

We're Not Living Together

We're Not Living Together

00:04

Right before Jack greets them outside, Pam tells Greg not to let her parents ...

I Told You My Dad Sees Smoking As A Sign Of Weakness

I Told You My Dad Sees Smoking As A Sign Of Weakness

00:16

As Greg grabs his cigarettes out of the car, Pam grabs them and throws the pa...

You Make It Sound Like They're Really Hard to Please

You Make It Sound Like They're Really Hard to Please

00:21

Greg and Pam pull up to the Byrnes residence, Greg jokes about how serious he...

It's a Great Gift. I Just Thought You Were Gonna Get Them Champagne

It's a Great Gift. I Just Thought You Were Gonna Get Them Champagne

00:12

As they drive to Pam's parents, Pam and Greg discuss Greg's gift for her dad.

You Lost My Bag, And There's A Two-Carat Diamond Ring Inside It

You Lost My Bag, And There's A Two-Carat Diamond Ring Inside It

00:17

As Greg talks to the missing luggage counter lady, a baby spits up on his shirt.

I've Got an Engagement Ring for My Girlfriend in the Bag

I've Got an Engagement Ring for My Girlfriend in the Bag

00:10

Greg pleads with the security guard to bring his bag on the plane because it ...

Are You Sure It's Okay to X-Ray This?

Are You Sure It's Okay to X-Ray This?

00:04

At the airport on their way to Pam's parents for the wedding, Pam and Greg ta...

Anyway, Deb Said Dad's Crazy About Him

Anyway, Deb Said Dad's Crazy About Him

00:08

After hearing about how Deb's fiance bought Pam's dad a gift before proposing...

He Asked My Dad. He Said Yes. Then He Asked Debbie

He Asked My Dad. He Said Yes. Then He Asked Debbie

00:11

Greg asks Pam about her dad approving her sister's marriage.

You're Engaged! That's Wonderful. Congratulations!

You're Engaged! That's Wonderful. Congratulations!

00:29

As Pam talks to her sister and hears the big news that she is engaged, Greg's...

Hey Look! Your Kids! They're Trying To Tell You Something

Hey Look! Your Kids! They're Trying To Tell You Something

00:49

As Greg instructs the kids in Pam's class to display a proposal sign in the w...

What's Going On? I Was Just in the Neighborhood, Got Off Work Early

What's Going On? I Was Just in the Neighborhood, Got Off Work Early

00:17

Greg says he has to change his shoes just so he can bend down and grab the ri...

Hey, Pam, Isn't That Your Special Friend Outside?

Hey, Pam, Isn't That Your Special Friend Outside?

00:11

As Greg waits outside, the kids in Pam's class notice him and tell her to go ...

Now I Want You to Scare Your Problems Away. I Want You to Say Boo

Now I Want You to Scare Your Problems Away. I Want You to Say Boo

00:16

Pam continues to have fun with the kids in her class right before lunchtime.

Not Only Are You My Best Friend

Not Only Are You My Best Friend

00:10

Greg continues to practice his proposal as he puffs on a cigarette outside Pa...

Okay, It's Time for Our Problem of the Week

Okay, It's Time for Our Problem of the Week

00:18

Pam is in her classroom playing a game with her kids while Greg is walking to...

Sometimes These Catheters Can Pinch A Little Bit

Sometimes These Catheters Can Pinch A Little Bit

00:19

After pulling out the man's catheter, Greg explains that he is a nurse, not a...

I Know We Haven't Been Together That Long

I Know We Haven't Been Together That Long

00:24

Greg is practicing asking Pam to marry him with a hospital patient at work.

Can You Deal With That?

Can You Deal With That?

00:02

Talking into the hidden camera and making fun of Jack, Greg does a solo kung-...