Team America: World Police A Collection by Paramount

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Released: 2004-10-11
Team America: World Police

Team America: World Police, often referred to as simply Team America, is a 2004 action comedy film written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Pam Brady and directed by Parker, all of whom are also known for the popular animated series South Park. The film is a satire of big-budget action films and their associated cliches and stereotypes, with particular humorous emphasis on the global implications of US politics. The title of the film itself is...

Freedom Isn't Free, No, There's A Hefty Fucking Fee

Freedom Isn't Free, No, There's A Hefty Fucking Fee

01:12

While Gary ponders his decisions, the song 'Freedom Isn't Free' plays in a mo...

Herro?

Herro?

00:01

Sensing the Chechnyan is losing focus, Kim Jong Il gets his attention.

Let Me Explain to You the Kind of Man Gary Is.

Let Me Explain to You the Kind of Man Gary Is.

00:15

Spottswoode tells all the world leaders about Gary, and how dedicated he is t...

Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ

Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ

00:05

Chris reacts to his inability to distinguish Susan Serandon's acting from rea...

Lisa, I'm Crazy About You

Lisa, I'm Crazy About You

00:07

Gary tells Lisa about his feelings for her and asks for her forgiveness, afte...

We're Reckless, Arrogant, Stupid Dicks

We're Reckless, Arrogant, Stupid Dicks

01:20

Gary relays the story that he heard from a drunk in a bar, in order to out-ac...

Gary, You've Got to Take the Stage

Gary, You've Got to Take the Stage

00:14

Alec Baldwin begins stirring the audience against Team America, and Joe and C...

We Are Here to Usher in a New Era Without Violence

We Are Here to Usher in a New Era Without Violence

00:29

Alec Baldwin, from the Film Actors Guild, gives a speech to all the world lea...

That's Why You Don't Like Actors.

That's Why You Don't Like Actors.

00:47

Chris finally reveals why he hates actors, as he relives his terror of being ...

And Now You See, the New World Is Inevitabre.

And Now You See, the New World Is Inevitabre.

00:15

Kim Jong Il and Lisa try to get past their language barrier as he explains th...

Now, Hold on, Team.

Now, Hold on, Team.

00:13

Spottswoode convinces the team to work with Gary by giving them information o...

Please, Mr. Sheen, Mr. Robbins...

Please, Mr. Sheen, Mr. Robbins...

00:15

Joe tries to get Martin Sheen and Tim Robbins to understand that they are wor...

Jesus Titty-Fucking

Jesus Titty-Fucking

00:03

Spottswoode sees that Michael Moore is strapped with an explosive suicide ves...

There's No Chance We Can Ever Be Together?

There's No Chance We Can Ever Be Together?

00:22

Gary tells Lisa about his feelings to her, but she is still confused about he...

Gary, You Can't Blame Yourself for What Gorillas Did

Gary, You Can't Blame Yourself for What Gorillas Did

00:18

Gary explains to Lisa, his feeling of redemption for his brother's death beca...

When You See Arec Barrwin

When You See Arec Barrwin

00:06

Kim Jong Il shows Lisa his plan to detonate his WMD's around the globe once A...

I Thought You Weren't Gay

I Thought You Weren't Gay

00:14

Gary finally earns Spottswoode's trust by showing how dedicated he is to the ...

You Can't Be Serious

You Can't Be Serious

00:07

Spottswoode says he only needs one thing in order to fully trust Gary to go a...

All Right. I'll Trust You

All Right. I'll Trust You

00:08

Gary tries to convince Spottswoode to trust him so that he can go save the te...

There's Nobody Left to Stop Kim Jong Il

There's Nobody Left to Stop Kim Jong Il

00:17

Gary tries to help to save the team in Korea, but Spottswoode doesn't trust G...

You Shall Have a Front-Row Seat

You Shall Have a Front-Row Seat

00:05

Kim Jong Il summons Lisa to witness the carnage as he reacts to Lisa's accusa...

Your Plan Will Fail

Your Plan Will Fail

00:12

Kim Jong Il uncovers his secret weapon to keep the world leaders distracted t...

You're Not in a Position to Kill Anyone

You're Not in a Position to Kill Anyone

00:05

Kim Jong Il talks to Chris about his outburst, while in captivity by the Kore...

It is our Responsibility to Read the Newspapers.

It is our Responsibility to Read the Newspapers.

00:08

Janeane Garofalo shares how she thinks the F.A.G. can serve the public in the...

My Fellow Actors, We Live in a Dark Time.

My Fellow Actors, We Live in a Dark Time.

00:17

Alec Baldwin speaks to the F.A.G. about creating an international advisory co...

Well Being a Dick Ain't So Bad

Well Being a Dick Ain't So Bad

00:35

A drunk in a bar tries to inspire Gary by telling him about the 3 kinds of pe...

Why is Everyone so Fucking Stupid?

Why is Everyone so Fucking Stupid?

00:07

Kim Jong Il asks why the terrorists aren't more intelligent, after they take ...

We have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!

We have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!

00:04

Lisa notices, on her airplane screen that I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. was destro...

Fuck Him! We Don't Need an Actor

Fuck Him! We Don't Need an Actor

00:12

Chris and Joe react to Gary leaving the team because he feels responsible for...

Gary, You Didn't Kill Your Brother.

Gary, You Didn't Kill Your Brother.

00:04

Lisa tries to convince Gary that he wasn't the cause of his brother's death.

Then What About All the Things You Promised Last Night?

Then What About All the Things You Promised Last Night?

00:10

Lisa tries to get Gary to stay to help the team fight the terrorists that wer...

Gary, You Can't Go.

Gary, You Can't Go.

00:07

Spottswoode tries to get Gary to stay to help the team after Gary is convince...

Yes.  Nine Hundred and Eleven Thousand

Yes. Nine Hundred and Eleven Thousand

00:12

Spottswoode does some quick calculations as to the significance of possible u...

Protesting Is Not Enough

Protesting Is Not Enough

00:09

Michael Moore gives his proposal on possible action against Team America for ...

Tom, It Looks Like Filmmaker Michael Moore

Tom, It Looks Like Filmmaker Michael Moore

00:06

Peter Jennings speaks on the views of Michael Moore, regarding Team America.

Who Is to Blame for These Attacks in Panama?

Who Is to Blame for These Attacks in Panama?

00:21

Alec Baldwin speaks on the cause of the terrorist attacks in Panama.

He's my Hero.  The Single Greatest Actor of All Time

He's my Hero. The Single Greatest Actor of All Time

00:15

Gary reacts to the fact that Alec Baldwin opposes Team America's involvement ...

An Attack in Panama Today Has Left Thousands Dead

An Attack in Panama Today Has Left Thousands Dead

00:07

Team America was wrong in thinking that they had stopped a terrorist attack i...

We Have to Find Out Who Did This and Take Them Down. Fast.

We Have to Find Out Who Did This and Take Them Down. Fast.

00:10

After being scolded by Spottswoode for poor intelligence, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N...

It Appears Now That I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E Was Wrong

It Appears Now That I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E Was Wrong

00:09

Spottswoode scolds I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. for being wrong about the target ...

My Acting got my Brother Killed.

My Acting got my Brother Killed.

01:01

Gary tells Lisa about his painful memory of how his acting got his brother ki...

Let Me Explain to You How This Works

Let Me Explain to You How This Works

00:16

Tim Robbins informs the public on how Team America gets their funding.

All Right! We Fucking Did It!

All Right! We Fucking Did It!

00:02

Chris celebrates their victory against the terrorists that were trying to ram...

You Might Have All the Others Fooled, but Not Me

You Might Have All the Others Fooled, but Not Me

00:12

Chris approaches Gary about his acting against the terrorists in Cairo, he is...

Congratulations, Gary. You've Done an Amazing Thing.

Congratulations, Gary. You've Done an Amazing Thing.

00:13

The team celebrates their victory in the battle to stop the terrorist attack ...

Dere You Go, Hans Brix.

Dere You Go, Hans Brix.

00:25

Kim Jong Il drops Hans Blix into his shark tank, and then reveals that the bi...

I'm Sorry, but the U.N. Must Be Firm With You

I'm Sorry, but the U.N. Must Be Firm With You

00:16

Hans tries to persuade Kim Jong Il to allow him access to the palace so that ...

Hans, You're Breaking my Barrs, here.

Hans, You're Breaking my Barrs, here.

00:22

Hans Blix shows up to inspect Kim Jong Il's palace for WMD's, but Il is unwil...

Matt Damon

Matt Damon

00:02

Peter Jennings announces some of the actors that will be attending an emergen...

Last Year I Went to Iraq

Last Year I Went to Iraq

00:12

Sean Penn explains what Iraq was like before Team America destroyed it by fig...

All Team America Does is Create New Enemies

All Team America Does is Create New Enemies

00:07

Alec Baldwin reacts to Team America's victory against the terrorists in Cairo.

Spottswoode, It's Lisa

Spottswoode, It's Lisa

00:09

Lisa calls Spottswoode to tell him about their victory against the terrorist.

Surprise, Cockfags!

Surprise, Cockfags!

00:01

Chris lowers the hood on their Hummer, which turns into a ramp to launch the ...

Uh, What Are We Doing?

Uh, What Are We Doing?

00:09

The Chechnyan explains to Gary how he plans to take out Joe and Chris during ...

Hey, Guys, I Think We Should Pull Over.

Hey, Guys, I Think We Should Pull Over.

00:08

Gary tries to get the Chechnyan to surrender to avoid being killed in the hig...

One of the Terrorists Is Trying to Tell Us Something

One of the Terrorists Is Trying to Tell Us Something

00:10

Joe and Chris shoot at the terrorists and Gary, who are making their escape f...

I've got Five Terrorists going Southeast on Baka Laka Daka Street.

I've got Five Terrorists going Southeast on Baka Laka Daka Street.

00:05

The terrorist and Gary try to escape, after the terrorists notice that Team A...

I Like You. You Have Balls.

I Like You. You Have Balls.

00:05

The Chechnyan reacts to Gary's story about why he wants to help with their ne...

I Was Just a Boy When the Infidels Came to My Village

I Was Just a Boy When the Infidels Came to My Village

00:50

Gary tells the Chechnyan terrorist why he wants to help with their next big t...

I Heard There Might Be a Large Terrorist Attack

I Heard There Might Be a Large Terrorist Attack

00:18

Gary tries to gather information from the Chechnyan terrorist about up-coming...

Hey, Have You Ever Thought of Telling Sarah How You Feel?

Hey, Have You Ever Thought of Telling Sarah How You Feel?

00:18

Chris and Joe talk about Joe's feelings toward Sarah, but Joe is apprehensive...

I Sense That I'm Becoming Attracted to Gary

I Sense That I'm Becoming Attracted to Gary

00:20

Lisa warns Sarah about getting involved with a team member, after losing her ...

My Name Is Hakmed. I'm a Terrorist

My Name Is Hakmed. I'm a Terrorist

00:11

Gary tries to get information about up-coming attacks from the tavern where t...

I've Never Seen Acting That Good!

I've Never Seen Acting That Good!

00:19

Gary acts his way into the terrorist stronghold, and the team reacts to the f...

Derka Allah Muhammad Jihad

Derka Allah Muhammad Jihad

00:22

Tension mounts as Gary approaches the guards that are standing outside of the...

Clear!

Clear!

00:07

Joe leads the team into positions, as they prepare to enter the terrorist hid...

What's Your Problem With Me?

What's Your Problem With Me?

00:12

Joe ends a potential fight between Gary and Chris as they prepare to enter th...

I Don't Trust You

I Don't Trust You

00:09

Chris warns Gary about what will happen if he betrays the team as Gary prepar...

Fear Not, Muslim Friends. We're Here to Find Terrorists

Fear Not, Muslim Friends. We're Here to Find Terrorists

00:06

Sarah calms the Muslims before they enter the terrorist hang out.

All Right, Team, That's It

All Right, Team, That's It

00:05

Spottswoode releases the team after they've finalized their plan to infiltrat...

You're Going to Fool Everyone, Gary

You're Going to Fool Everyone, Gary

00:05

Spottswoode reacts to Gary's valmoriphication to make him look exactly like a...

Do You Have Any Idea How Fucking Busy I Am?

Do You Have Any Idea How Fucking Busy I Am?

00:10

Kim Jong Il gets angry when the Chechnyan terrorist leader won't take a deliv...

From What intelligence Has Gathered, it Would be 9/11 Times 100.

From What intelligence Has Gathered, it Would be 9/11 Times 100.

00:16

Spottswoode theorizes on the impact of the next expected terrorist attack to ...

We've Been Doing Our Best to Keep the World Safe, Gary

We've Been Doing Our Best to Keep the World Safe, Gary

00:12

Spottswoode introduces Gary to I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.. The most sophistica...

Gary, This Is Lisa.

Gary, This Is Lisa.

00:08

Spottswoode introduces Gary to Lisa during his first visit to the Team Americ...

That's Supposed to Be Carson's Replacement? A Fucking Actor?

That's Supposed to Be Carson's Replacement? A Fucking Actor?

00:14

Spottswoode introduces Gary to Chris, who is not happy that his dead friend w...

This Is Sarah the Top Empath

This Is Sarah the Top Empath

00:10

Spottswoode introduces Gary to the team.

Right This Way, You Maverick Renegade

Right This Way, You Maverick Renegade

00:03

Spottswoode takes Gary into the Team America base that lies within the mouth ...

And Just What Does This Have to Do With Me?

And Just What Does This Have to Do With Me?

00:20

While flying, Spottswoode explains to Gary that they need his help to go unde...

Okay, a Limousine That Can Fly. Now I Have Seen Everything.

Okay, a Limousine That Can Fly. Now I Have Seen Everything.

00:12

Gary is impressed by Spottswoode's flying Lamborghini Limousine.

Why? What Did I Do to Them? I'm Just a Broadway Actor

Why? What Did I Do to Them? I'm Just a Broadway Actor

00:19

Spottswoode explains to Gary how the terrorists want him dead to try to recru...

Jesus, This Is a Nice Limo

Jesus, This Is a Nice Limo

00:08

Spottswoode plays a joke on Gary after Gary is suspicious about getting into ...

Please, Gary, I'm Not From Hollywood

Please, Gary, I'm Not From Hollywood

00:05

Spottswoode tries to persuade Gary to get inside his Lamborghini Limo to give...

Please, Gary, Step Into My Car

Please, Gary, Step Into My Car

00:13

Spottswoode tries to get Gary into his Stretch Lamborghini to give him a job ...

Gary Johnston, All-American Actor

Gary Johnston, All-American Actor

00:13

Spottswoode introduces himself to Gary after his performance of "Everyone has...

Hey Terrorist

Hey Terrorist

00:07

Lisa shoots a terrorist through a bakery window.

Frere Jacques, Dormez-Vous, Dormez-Vous

Frere Jacques, Dormez-Vous, Dormez-Vous

00:06

A little boy dances down the street eating a chocolate ice cream popsicle and...