eBay Customer: So, I guess I'll just give you some money and you can give me these shoes and...
Trish: You know, I know it seems so strange.
eBay Customer: Yes. I'd just rather buy them from you straight up.
Trish: Yeah, I know. I wish it could be that easy, but...
eBay Customer: I wish, too, but you're making it extremely difficult for me. I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house so I can wear them.

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A customer in Trish's store complains that he can't by some shoes in her store because he wants some shoes right away.

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