Andy: she's picking me up in an hour.
David: Oh, drag, dude.
Cal: She's picking you up from here?
Cal: That's fucked up, man.
Cal: Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.
Andy: So what?
Cal: And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.
Andy: It's all right.
Cal: Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?
Andy: It's Oscar Goldman.
Cal: Why do you have that?
Andy: That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.
Cal: Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?
Andy: I'm not trying to be sexy, man.
Cal: I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?
Andy: They did not laugh at me.
David: Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.
Andy: You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?
Cal: First, you relax, okay?
Andy: Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.
Cal: Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here. So it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.
Cal, Andy and David brainstorm over how to make Andy appear less dorky.