Navin R. Johnson: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you?
Marie: Kind of.
Navin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
Marie: Well, I haven't made love to him yet.
Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think it?s possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
Marie: Who knows? Maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
Navin R. Johnson: I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.
Sitting in Navin's box van, Marie looks at Navin with dreamy eyes. He looks at her with goofy eyes.
The Jerk
The Jerk is a 1979 American comedy film. Directed by Carl Reiner, the film was written by Steve Martin, Carl Gottlieb and Michael Elias. This was Steve Martin's first starring role in a feature film. The film also features Bernadette Peters, M. Emmet Walsh and Jackie Mason. The film begins with Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin), a homeless bum, directly addressing the camera and telling his story. He is the adopted white son of African American...
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