Maizy's Teacher: Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week? Maizy?
Maizy Russell: My Uncle was microwaving my socks, and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour.
Maizy's Teacher: Honest?
Maizy Russell: Mm-Hmm.
Maizy's Teacher: Why was your Uncle microwaving your socks?
Maizy Russell: He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maizy's Teacher: Blasphemer!
Maizy tells her teacher a story he can't believe.