Varsity Blues A Collection by Paramount

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Released: 1999-01-15
Varsity Blues

Varsity Blues is a 1999 American drama/sport film directed by Brian Robbins that follows a small-town high school football team and their overbearing coach through a tumultuous season. The players must deal with the pressures of adolescence and their football obsessed community while having their hard coach on their back constantly. In the small town of West Canaan, Texas, football is a way of life, and losing is not an option. Varsity Blues...

How Come You Never Dress Like That?

How Come You Never Dress Like That?

00:04

Mox wonders out loud why Jules doesn't dress like Darcy does. She gets offen...

I Can't Focus! I Need to Get Some Ass!

I Can't Focus! I Need to Get Some Ass!

00:02

Tweeder reveals to Mox and Billy Bob that the only thing he thinks about is h...

Eighth Grade Ain't So Bad, Is It, Son?

Eighth Grade Ain't So Bad, Is It, Son?

00:03

Joe Harbor talks to Sam Moxon about holding back his son Tommy back a year in...

You Never Questioned the Sanctity of Football

You Never Questioned the Sanctity of Football

00:11

Mox explains to the viewer the football mentality of West Canaan Texas.

Your Daddy Was a No-Talent Pussy

Your Daddy Was a No-Talent Pussy

00:02

Coach Kilmer yells again at Mox for not listening. It seems that Mox has mad...

In America We Have Laws

In America We Have Laws

00:30

Mox introduces the themes for the movie in the opening credits.

Cry Me a River, You Fat Fuckin' Baby

Cry Me a River, You Fat Fuckin' Baby

00:03

Coach Kilmer takes out his frustration on Billy Bob for Lance's injury.

Baby, I Just Got So Excited Thinking About Next Year

Baby, I Just Got So Excited Thinking About Next Year

00:16

Darcy is sleeping with Lance so that she can follow him out of Texas and on t...

Why Don't You Just Step Up and Play the Hero?

Why Don't You Just Step Up and Play the Hero?

00:11

Jules encourages Mox to play the hero in their upcoming game and fight though...

Makes Me Wonder if You Know the Difference Between A Sneeze And A Fart!

Makes Me Wonder if You Know the Difference Between A Sneeze And A Fart!

00:04

Coach Kilmer is mad at Johnny for calling a play that he didn't approve of.

I Raised You to Be a Winner, So Damn It, Boy, Win!

I Raised You to Be a Winner, So Damn It, Boy, Win!

00:03

Johnny's father asks him to knock a beer bottle off of his head to show how g...

Penis, Penis, Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina

Penis, Penis, Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina

00:10

Miss Davis tries to get everyone comfortable with sexual language.

Sit on the Bench! Show Us What You Do Best!

Sit on the Bench! Show Us What You Do Best!

00:08

Joe and Tommy Harbor talk trash to Mox and his dad.

So What Time?

So What Time?

00:05

Darcy has set up Mox by asking him to come over to her house while her parent...

What Kind of Lulu Formation You Pulling?

What Kind of Lulu Formation You Pulling?

00:02

Coach Kilmer gets mad at Mox for calling a play that he didn't authorize.

The Male Erection?

The Male Erection?

00:30

Mox impresses Miss Davis with the extent of his knowledge of slang for the ma...

I Love That Dog

I Love That Dog

00:05

Billy Bob expresses his love for his pet pig, Bacon.

Let's Show 'Em How It's Done

Let's Show 'Em How It's Done

00:04

Sam tells his son to throw the football and knock the beer can off his head.

This Ain't the One Where I Trot Downfield

This Ain't the One Where I Trot Downfield

00:03

Billy Bob asks Mox about his role in the offensive package. He doesn't reall...

Let's Be Heroes

Let's Be Heroes

00:24

Mox talks to his teammates at halftime and fires them up by asking them to be...

Come on, Bacon. That's It, Baby

Come on, Bacon. That's It, Baby

00:06

Billy Bob feeds his pet pig some beer at the party while showing him off to a...

Come Here

Come Here

00:02

Darcy presents her whipped cream covered body to Mox.

What the Hell Kind of Offense Is That?

What the Hell Kind of Offense Is That?

00:07

Tweeder is amazed that Mox is trying to run a complicated offense without Coa...

I Don't Want Your Life

I Don't Want Your Life

00:06

Johnny Mox is upset that his dad thinks football is the most important thing ...

Billy Bob Cried 'Cause He's a Bit of a Crier

Billy Bob Cried 'Cause He's a Bit of a Crier

00:03

Mox recaps the aftermath of the game with Billy Bob crying in the end-zone.

Kyle, Did You Start a Cult?

Kyle, Did You Start a Cult?

00:04

Mrs. Moxon is impressed that her son has started a cult and has followers.

The Doctor said you have a human brain?

The Doctor said you have a human brain?

00:07

Mox is excited and surprised that the doctors said that Billy Bob had a norma...

Would Allah Nail Darcy If He Had The Chance?

Would Allah Nail Darcy If He Had The Chance?

00:41

Johnny uses his brother as a sounding board to find out whether he should sle...

Bitches Are All Just Panty Droppers

Bitches Are All Just Panty Droppers

00:26

Tweeder tries to get Mox to think of girls as objects rather than people. He...

I'm Getting Fucked Up Tonight

I'm Getting Fucked Up Tonight

00:04

Tweeder announces that he is drinking his face off after the game.

Kyle, What Is It With the Cross?

Kyle, What Is It With the Cross?

00:06

Mr. Moxon is not supportive of Kyle's religious experimentation, while Mrs. M...

Do You Want Whipped Cream?

Do You Want Whipped Cream?

00:02

Darcy asks Mox a loaded question before she strips down naked and covers hers...

It's a Strip Club, Man! I'm Here to Work!

It's a Strip Club, Man! I'm Here to Work!

00:03

Billy Bob is so excited to be at the strip club he climbs up on stage and tri...

She Broke My Heart

She Broke My Heart

00:04

Tweeder is singing a song that shows he is a womanizer.

We Got the Rest of Our Lives to Be Mediocre

We Got the Rest of Our Lives to Be Mediocre

00:05

Mox rallies the team to play like heroes for the next half of their football ...

The Hard Work of So Many

The Hard Work of So Many

00:08

Coach Kilmer yells at Mox and the guys for going out all night and playing po...

They scanned my cat

They scanned my cat

00:07

Billy Bob is excited because he got a CAT scan and the doctors cleared him to...

I Gave It a, Uh, a 10! A 10! A Fuckin' 10!

I Gave It a, Uh, a 10! A 10! A Fuckin' 10!

00:04

Billy Bob tells Miss Davis that he loved her erotic dancing. It was the best...

Shut Up And Hold On To Your Nipples

Shut Up And Hold On To Your Nipples

00:04

Tweeder tells his naked friends to hold on to their nipples while he drives a...

Jonathan Moxon, You Are Under Arrest

Jonathan Moxon, You Are Under Arrest

00:09

Tweeder steels a police car and tries to get Mox in the car with some naked g...

Shame Nobody Had the Mind to Hold Us Back

Shame Nobody Had the Mind to Hold Us Back

00:10

Joe Harbor talks the talk to Sam Moxon at the barbeque.

All Right Let's Razzle-Dazzle Them Dummy Ds

All Right Let's Razzle-Dazzle Them Dummy Ds

00:04

Mox tries to run a fun trick play against the second string defense in practi...

Would You Go To The Prom With Me?

Would You Go To The Prom With Me?

00:06

Billy Bob invites Miss Davis to go to the prom with him after he sees her dan...

He's Very Spiritual

He's Very Spiritual

00:03

Mo Moxon is drunk and defensive of her son Kyle at the barbeque.

I Just Want to Thank God

I Just Want to Thank God

00:11

Johnny gets his first experience at giving an interview for the local news. ...

You Thinking About Calling Some Dinosaurs?

You Thinking About Calling Some Dinosaurs?

00:12

Billy Bob has drank enough that he has to throw up, or call up some dinosaurs.

Fire That Fucking Pigskin!

Fire That Fucking Pigskin!

00:02

Mox's dad demands he throw the football at the beer can on his head.

Ok, So What Are a Few of the Slang Expressions For The Male Erection

Ok, So What Are a Few of the Slang Expressions For The Male Erection

00:22

Miss Davis is trying to get the class to speak candidly about the male erection.

Hold On. It's Got to Be True-False.

Hold On. It's Got to Be True-False.

00:09

Mox intervenes when Billy Bob gets knocked out. He thinks counting fingers i...

Son, Have You Prayed for Playing Time?

Son, Have You Prayed for Playing Time?

00:09

Johnny informs his dad that he has spoken to his brother about playing time s...

48 Minutes for the Next 48 Years of our Lives

48 Minutes for the Next 48 Years of our Lives

00:28

After sending Coach Kilmer out of the locker room, Mox takes over and tries t...

Listen Up, People

Listen Up, People

00:28

Coach Kilmer gives his final speech to the players as they prepare to take th...

Never Show Weakness

Never Show Weakness

00:05

Coach Kilmer tries to get Wendell to play through an injury for him.

Your Bony Ass?

Your Bony Ass?

00:33

Mox cheers up Billy Bob after Kilmer has yelled at him so much he cries and i...

Want to See the New Tweeder End Zone Dance?

Want to See the New Tweeder End Zone Dance?

00:11

Tweeder is so sure of his skills that he practices a new touchdown dance in t...

You Are the Damn Dumbest Smart Kid I Know

You Are the Damn Dumbest Smart Kid I Know

00:02

Coach Kilmer lays into Mox for not calling the play that he dialed up.