Mox: The male erection? Pitching a tent, sportin' wood, icicle's formed...
Miss Davis: Thank you, Jonathan.
Mox: Stiff, Stiffy, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's Magic Beanstalk, Tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroom-head, purple-headed yogurt slinger, and, uh...Pedro.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Mox: Mm-hmm.
Mox impresses Miss Davis with the extent of his knowledge of slang for the male erection.
Varsity Blues
Varsity Blues is a 1999 American drama/sport film directed by Brian Robbins that follows a small-town high school football team and their overbearing coach through a tumultuous season. The players must deal with the pressures of adolescence and their football obsessed community while having their hard coach on their back constantly. In the small town of West Canaan, Texas, football is a way of life, and losing is not an option. Varsity Blues...
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