Cassandra: I love you, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: I love you, Cassandra.
Dreamwoman: I love you, Garth.
Garth Algar: I love you, dreamwoman.
Noah Vanderhoff: You know, ever since I did your show, kids are looking at me in a whole new way.
Terry: I love you, man.
Russel: And I love you. Because I've learned that Platonic love can exist between two grown men.
Benjamin: And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America... almost to the top... but it can't get you everything.
Wayne Campbell: Isn't it great that we're all better people?
Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar: Fishnet! Fishnet!
The guys choose yet another ending, the mega happy ending...