Wayne Campbell: What the hell's going on? I lost my show, I lost my best friend, I lost my girl. I'm being shit on, that's all, shit on, and you know what really pisses me off? where are you goin'? Where are you going? O.K., O.K., come on back. Come on back. Things aren't as bad as they seem. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to dump on you. I'll figure something out. O.K.?

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Wayne leaves Cassandra's after breaking up with her. He talks to the camera...

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