Zoolander is a 2001 American comedy film directed by and starring Ben Stiller. The film contains elements from a pair of short films directed by Russell Bates and written by Drake Sather and Stiller for the VH1 Fashion Awards television specials in 1996 and 1997. The short films and the movie feature Derek Elijah Zoolander, a dimwitted male model played by Ben Stiller. The film involves Zoolander becoming a pawn in a plot to assassinate the...
Donald Trump arrives at the fashion awards show, gives Derek Zoolander some h...
Lenny Kravitz announces the nominees for Male Model of the Year at the fashio...
Mugatu reminds everyone he is the sole person responsible for inventing the p...
Meekus makes fun of another model, specifically their shortcomings with styli...
Derek really wants to talk about talking when he gets back from the bathroom.
Maury fires a threat right back at Mugatu, claiming he has all the evidence b...
Maury pours his heart out about how much he loves Derek Zoolander after Derek...
Mugatu announces the launch of Derelicte to the waiting crowd at the fashion ...
Todd shouts out orders to all the filthy people in the fashion show.
Katinka surprises Matilda and gives her a cold welcome with a gun.
Hansel has to explain his sarcasm to Matilda, because he thinks she doesn't g...
Hansel tells everyone to help Derek and Matilda hide from Mugatu.
Hansel finally tells Derek he is the inspiration for becoming a male model.
J.P. has some encouraging parting words for Derek and Matilda as gunfire is a...
JP tries to explain to Derek the danger that is to befall him, and what will ...
Derek complains to Matilda that he deserves to die for losing.
Derek thinks to himself that he is happy to have worn underwear at the walk-off.
Hansel mocks the fact that Derek is older than him at the walk-off.
Hansel challenges Derek to a walk-off at an old warehouse.
Derek is conducting an interview with Matilda, reflecting back to when he fir...
Katinka kicks Matilda out of Mugatu's warehouse and warns her never to come b...
Mugatu continues to brainwash Derek with videos about child labor laws.
Mugatu is brain-washing Derek with a video about child labor laws.
Derek comments that the model he is looking at needs to be larger for the non...
Mugatu address the crowd and explains that Derek is completely talentless, wi...
Derek has no clue he has been out of it for a full week, thinking it was a co...
Mugatu asks Derek what he has ever contributed to society.
Mugatu is stunned that he is the only person alive who notices Derek has only...
Derek explains to Hansel that he felt a connection with Matilda during the pr...
Derek asks a very philosophical question about vanity and life in general.
Hansel doesn't have to listen to Sting's music to respect what he has produced.
Hansel recalls his childhood dreams during an interview.
Mugatu explains the genesis behind Derelicte.
Hansel tells a story where he thought he was falling off a cliff but he was j...
David Bowie gives Derek and Hansel the rules for the walk-off.
Derek's father tells him he's dead to him because he's embarrassed that his s...
Derek loses Male Model of the Year and Hansel catches him staring into a pudd...
Matilda tries to comfort Derek after he loses to Hansel in the walk-off.
Derek escapes talking to Winona Ryder at a club.
Maury's wife gives him a hard time about not being home for dinner when he ca...
Hansel says he's been tripping on acid with his friends and that's why he has...
Derek asks the kids at his center if they want to hear a story.
A reporter talks about how the Prime Minister of Malaysia is raising the pric...
Mugatu yells at Todd because he doesn't want to talk to anyone. Todd tells hi...
Matilda stands over top of Katinka before she knocks her out and tells her wh...
Mugatu talks about his new collection called Derelicte that he wants Derek to...
Matilda brings Derek over to Hansel's to hide out. But, before Hansel allows ...
Derek tries to tell his dad that he's only wanted to be accepted by him and h...
Derek is upset after losing Male Model of the Year to Hansel and is looking f...
Derek misunderstands why Matilda shows up at his door. She's there because he...
Derek tells Matilda he can't give her any more of his time as he has to go to...
Matilda makes the mistake of telling Hansel and Derek that she hasn't had sex...
Hansel's video plays for his nomination for Male Model of the Year.
This is part of Mugatu's video that hypnotizes Derek into killing the Prime M...
Mugatu denies the accusation that he's behind the murder attempt of the Prime...
J.P. explains to Matilda and Derek that hand models are smarter than face and...
J.P. explains to Matilda and Derek how the fashion industry has been involved...
Derek hops in front of a throwing star that Mugatu tosses at the Prime Minist...
Mugatu, dressed up as a little boy brainwashes Derek in a video to kill the P...
Mugatu comments as Hansel arrives to Derek's friends' funeral.
Derek gives his eulogy for his friends Rufus, Brint and Meekus after they die...
Derek spends 1 day in the coal mine and complains to his dad that he thinks h...
Hansel wins Male Model of the Year and trash talks Derek as he's staring into...
Meekus and Brint show their intelligence, or lack of, in this argument about ...
Derek totally misses Mugatu's point when he shows him a model of the building...
Derek talks to Hansel about the moment he fell in love with Matilda.
Hansel tells Derek to listen to Billy Zane when he tells him to not go throug...
Hansel talks smack to Derek after he challenges him to a walk-off.
Katinka comments that she hates Matilda.
Katinka threatens Matilda to stay away from Derek and, as usual, pokes fun at...
Derek totally misunderstands that the model that Mugatu has showed him is jus...
Mugatu spits out his latte onto Todd and yells at him because too much foam m...
Mugatu gets pissed that Hansel steps in and changes the trigger music for Der...
Derek makes a comment to Billy Zane who tells him to not go through with the ...
Maury does his best to persuade Derek to do Mugatu's new campaign Derelicte.
Derek apologizes to Matilda about her bulimic past, due to her wanting to be ...
Derek and Matilda escape Mugatu's thugs and Derek is happy they weren't killed.
J.P explains why male models are perfect for being brainwashed into assassins.
Everyone gets to see Derek's new look Magnum for the first time. It's the sam...
Hansel's voice-over plays for the Male Model of the Year video.
Matilda tells Hansel and Derek that she became bulimic after she was made fun...
Mugatu freaks out and comments on how all of Derek's looks are the same and a...
Hansel whispers to himself that the files are in the computer. He thinks that...
Matilda interviews Derek and asks him when he knew he wanted to be a model.
Maury tells Mugatu he's selling him out on all the crimes he's committed in t...
Hansel tells Derek he likes his idea of disguising themselves to get into Mau...
Billy Zane asks Derek when he'll be releasing his new look, but Derek won't say.
Mugatu introduces Derek to his new fashion collection "Derelicte".
Derek talks during a commercial for his new school for kids who can't read good.
Maury gives the kids a lesson in business at Derek's new school and praises t...
Maury teaches the kids at Derek's new school a bit about business.
Derek saves the Prime Minister of Malaysia and doesn't even realize it becaus...
Derek gets mad after being accused of every one of his looks being the same a...
Mugatu doesn't understand how no one but him can notice that all of Derek's l...
Maury calls his wife to bring his back up files to the fashion show and she g...
Mugatu tells Maury that Hansel destroyed the files in his computer when he dr...
Hansel saves the day and outs Mugatu.
Like in the Godfather where Michael tells Fredo he knew it was him that betra...
Hansel has no idea how computers work so he doesn't what "files" are. Matilda...
Derek and Hansel have no idea how to turn on Maury's computer so they can ret...
Derek tells Matilda that he feels bad that models made her bulimic.
Derek comes up with a plan to disguise themselves so they can sneak into Maur...
Derek can't believe Matilda asked him to turn off his phone because it's so i...
Matilda wakes up and finds Derek and Hansel and immediately jumps to business...
Derek tells Hansel he thinks he's falling for Matilda.
Matilda makes the mistake of telling Hansel and Derek how long it's been sinc...
Derek and Hansel admit to also being bulimic but don't understand that it's a...
Derek and Hansel laugh at Matilda when she tells them she used to be bulimic ...
Matilda spills her heart to Hansel and Derek and they have no idea what bulim...
Matilda starts off her story as to why she hates models and Derek comments.
Derek, Hansel and Matilda have a heart to heart at Hansel's house while they ...
Derek and Matilda show up to hide out a Hansel's because it's the last place ...
J.P. just finishes explaining why male models are a perfect target for the ba...
Derek thinks about one of his photo shoots where he was told what to do.
J.P. starts to explain to Matilda and Derek that the modeling industry has be...
Matilda and Derek go to meet J.P. at a cemetery and Derek reads one of the he...
Derek tells Matilda a little secret about him that he can't turn left. He thi...
During the walk-off, Hansel goes Monk which means he's going to take off his ...
During the walk-off Hansel asks his corner to cut a strand of hair because he...
David Bowie steps up and says he'll judge the walk-off.
Derek tells Matilda to not bother him as he preps for his walk-off.
Derek tries to talk trash to Hansel. He's not very good at it.
Hansel talks trash to Derek after Derek tries to show off about his Derelicte...
Derek goes off on a tangent because he's still upset about the article that M...
Derek thinks that Matilda shows up at his place to have sex with him, but she...
After being missing for a week getting hypnotized to kill the Prime Minister ...
After being hypnotized by Mugatu, Derek ends up back at his apartment. He thi...
Derek gets hypnotized by Mugatu to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
J.P calls Matilda at work and tips her off to keep investigating Mugatu and s...
Mugatu introduces Derek to Katinka. Aka Katinka Shanananana to those who can'...
Mugatu introduces his new line of clothing that he wants Derek to model made ...
Matilda asks Maury his opinion on Mugatu's exploitation of sweatshop workers ...
Derek has another one of his pondering moments where he's trying to find hims...
Derek destroys the model of his center when he thinks that it's the actual si...
Derek freaks out on Mugatu after thinking a model building is actual size for...
Mugatu unveils a model of Derek's idea for a reading center for kids who can'...
Mugatu spits out his coffee after Todd gives it to him because there was too ...
Derek corrects his dad that he didn't play a mermaid but a merman in an Aveda...
Derek's dad tells him that he's dead to him and that he's happy that his moth...
After a commercial where Derek plays a mermaid, Derek's dad gets embarrassed ...
After a few hours in the coal mine, Derek coughs and tells his dad he's getti...
Maury still on the phone with Mugatu, comments on his urination issues.
Maury calls Mugatu to tell him that he needs to find some other dumb model to...
Mugatu pricks a model in the ass during a fitting and blames her for being to...
Maury's example goes way over Derek's head as he tries to persuade him to ret...
Maury tells Derek that Mugatu wants him for his new campaign but Derek remind...
Derek tells Maury about how he is thinking about opening a center for kids wh...
Derek tells Matilda how upset he is about the article she wrote about him, bu...
Derek keeps making himself look like an idiot to Matilda when he keeps saying...
After a his friends die during a gasoline fight Derek opens his eulogy.
While have a gasoline fight with his friends, Derek walks away and sees the c...
Todd, Brint and Meekus all scream at the same time a solution to Derek's sadn...
Derek talks to Brint, Meekus and Todd about wanting to do something more help...
Derek gets fed up with Meekus and Brint arguing over stupid stuff and wonders...
Brint and Meekus argue about a joke that they made about Hansel and whether B...
Meekus and Brint don't understand one another's sarcasm about Hansel and his ...
Maury comes to the realization that Derek is a perfect candidate for Mugatu's...
In Derek's reel for male model of the year, he tells the audience a little bi...
Derek's male model of the year reel starts to play for the audience.
Hansel gives more background information on himself not really realizing he s...
Hansel gives the audience a little background on what he's like and things he...
While playing Hansel's male model of the year reel, he talks about words that...
Mugatu talks about how hot Hansel is as they watch his reel for male model of...
Fabio accepts his award for actor/model because he prefers to be an actor fir...
Mugatu comments while Hansel is up in the music booth at the runway show tryi...
A crazy protester throws an egg at Mugatu while he's on the red carpet.
Derek tries to make a joke and look cool in front of the camera.
Maury cuts his interview short because the spot lights are making him hot on ...
Maury introduces himself to the interviewer who is interviewing Derek.
Derek answers Steve's question about whether or not he's nervous about going ...
The announcer makes a comment as Mugatu walks down the red carpet and is heck...
Derek answers Matilda's question about what he thinks about the aboriginal tr...
Cuba Gooding Jr. comments on how much he loves Derek Zoolander.
Derek refuses to let Matilda see his pose, "Magnum".
Derek shows off his Le Tigre look which is exactly the same as Blue Steel.
Derek tells Matilda the look he's best known for, Blue Steel.
Derek tells Matilda how one day he discovered he was good looking and how he ...
Derek answers Matilda's question about when he realized that he wanted to be ...
Derek tells Matilda when he knew he wanted to be a male model.
Mugatu tells the committee he won't be able to kill the Prime Minister of Mal...
One of the committee members complains that they may not be able to get their...
Mugatu talks about what he did to try and bribe the Malaysian Prime Minister ...
Mugatu talks to the committee about trying to work with the Malaysian Prime M...
The commercial for Derek's new center plays.
Matilda tries to catch up with Derek to talk to him after writing a bad artic...
After a wild night full of sex with Derek, Hansel and company, Matilda wakes ...
Hansel yells to Katinka to distract her before he throws a Yo-Yo at her hand ...
Hansel really digs deep for this line to say to Derek while they make up and ...
Derek tells Matilda of his major weaknesses after she complains about how per...
Hansel tells Derek and Matilda one of his trippy stories from when he was on ...
Hansel says to Derek after they make up and Derek needs a place to hide out f...
After J.P goes on explaining about why people are targeting male models to do...
Derek comments after finding out that Matilda hasn't had sex in a couple years.
Derek challenges Hansel to a walk-off to really see who the best male model is.
After having one of their many stupid conversations, Derek takes a step back ...
After quitting modeling, Derek goes back to his coal mining family and after ...
Derek goes back to his roots to become a coal miner and isn't as well accepte...
At his best friend's funeral, Derek announces he's retiring from modelling to...
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