Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for christ's sake! Blue steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me! Because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage-hiking scum!

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Mugatu freaks out and comments on how all of Derek's looks are the same and announces he'll just kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia on his own.

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