I'm sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure. That my hair looks better done up with gel and mousse...than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it!
After a commercial where Derek plays a mermaid, Derek's dad gets embarrassed and Derek apologizes for being so good looking.
Zoolander
Zoolander is a 2001 American comedy film directed by and starring Ben Stiller. The film contains elements from a pair of short films directed by Russell Bates and written by Drake Sather and Stiller for the VH1 Fashion Awards television specials in 1996 and 1997. The short films and the movie feature Derek Elijah Zoolander, a dimwitted male model played by Ben Stiller. The film involves Zoolander becoming a pawn in a plot to assassinate the...
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