Derek: So join now, because at the Derek Zoolander center for kids who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good-looking. Right, kids?
Kids: Right!
Derek talks during a commercial for his new school for kids who can't read good.
Zoolander
Zoolander is a 2001 American comedy film directed by and starring Ben Stiller. The film contains elements from a pair of short films directed by Russell Bates and written by Drake Sather and Stiller for the VH1 Fashion Awards television specials in 1996 and 1997. The short films and the movie feature Derek Elijah Zoolander, a dimwitted male model played by Ben Stiller. The film involves Zoolander becoming a pawn in a plot to assassinate the...
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